Bang!

Xingxian kicked open the door of the room, angrily took the two green-clothed girls away, and before leaving, she also put down cruel words to the house: "You wait, the old lady is waiting for you in the chaos!"

Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng were extremely shocked by this, it was the first time they saw a woman with a hard heart and a heart of stone, and said such cruel things to the master.

Isn't it to save people?

Why is this still tearing the skin?

"Second Senior Brother, what are the two of them doing in the room?" asked Sha Seng curiously.

Before Sun Wukong could answer, Xie Yun walked out of the room.

"Senior Brother Sha, don't ask what you shouldn't ask, what do you say a lonely man and a widow can do in the room?"

"Splash monkey, don't talk nonsense, the teacher just rejected the sugar-coated cannonball of the female monster, and she became angry, hey, there is no self-cultivation at all. Xie Yun sighed.

"Master, what is the kiss mark on your neck?" said Sun Wukong.

"Oh, these are minor issues, don't care. Xie Yun wiped the kiss marks on his neck expressionlessly.

I was careless, I was just pressed and kissed by Xingxian, but I didn't expect the woman to wear lipstick, with sinister intentions!

He taught his apprentice: "For sugar-coated cannonballs, the three of you must remember that sugar can be eaten, and cannonballs must be shot back." ”

"We can let the female monster take advantage, but we must not do the business at a loss, understand?"

Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng seem to understand whether they understand or not, and when they understand this kind of operation, the biggest obstacle is that there are no female monsters in their arms.

Sure enough, if you are handsome, you can do whatever you want!

"Master, that girl doesn't seem to be giving up, she's going to wait for you in the chaos, should we kill her?" said Sha Seng worriedly.

He is an honest man with a long-term vision and thinks more.

The grass must be cut to the roots, otherwise there will definitely be big trouble in the future.

"Wujing, you don't understand women!" Xie Yun threw away the Mihe Ling'er sweat towel that Xingxian was close to in his hand and shook his head.

It was a war letter given to him, not a hunt and kill order.

For that kind of strong woman, there are only two options in life: conquer and be conquered.

There is nothing to be interested in conquering her as a teacher, it is estimated that people are ready to be angry and ready to conquer Lao Tzu.

"Master, I understand women!" said the sand monk with a red face and stubbornness.

Xie Yun patted him on the shoulder and asked, "Do you know what that sweat towel means?"

Sha Seng recalled the "Love Cheats" he bought at the roadside stall in Saisai Country, picked up the sweat towel, and said confidently: "Master, this is an ordinary sweat towel used by women, but Xingxian must have two meanings for sending you." ”

On the surface, she feels that the journey is difficult, and wants you to wipe your sweat on the road, but on a deeper level, she wants you to see things and think about people, don't forget her, and finally sublimate the theme and deepen the theme, she is expressing her strong love for you. ”

Bang!

Xie Yun kicked the sand monk away, this kid is stupid to read, right?

Are you a dramatist?

Xingxian doesn't have as much as you think!

She just got excited and took off her clothes, but she was stopped by the teacher, reprimanded, and finally just took out a sweat towel from her arms and stuffed it hard.

After getting out of the Thorn Ridge, the scenery is very good, along the way, butterflies dance and bee songs, four masters and apprentices, looking for fragrance and stepping on the green, but also leisurely.

Suddenly, I saw a high mountain, which seemed to be connected with the sky from afar, and the roar of jackals, tigers and leopards was endless.

"Master, do we want to hunt here?" Sun Wukong took out the golden hoop stick and said excitedly.

Xie Yun readily agreed, and the master and apprentice decided to hold a hunting competition, and the loser would wash the stinky socks of the other three for half a year.

No mana is allowed, and the winner is determined by the size of the prey.

Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng let out a long roar, and entered the mountain with weapons. 168 Books

The jackals, tigers and leopards were unlucky, and when they met three ruthless people, they all hugged their heads and ran away, embarrassed.

Xie Yun jumped lightly, jumped to the top of the mountain, and looked around.

Moo!

A long roar came, and in the sea of clouds, a small mountain kun leisurely crossed by.

Good guy, there is a fish in the North Underworld, its name is Kun, the Kun is so big, I don't know how many of it, thousands of miles.

The mountain kun is a relatively small species of the kun family, but this does not prevent it from becoming stronger and larger by devouring it.

"Lie down for the poor road!" Xie Yun jumped, jumped on the back of the little mountain kun, and stepped on it with his foot.

After a mournful scream, Xiao Shankun lay innocently on the ground and mooed and screamed.

"Dao Chief, I'm just passing by, you and I have no grudges and no hatred, please let go!"

Xie Yun looked at the head and said, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, the poor Dao and the apprentices hold a hunting competition, and the winner is determined by the size of the prey, I think you are good." ”

The little mountain kun was scared to pee on the spot, the hunting competition?

Prey?

Wangtian, are you going to prepare to eat kun?

Although the Kun clan is rare, their strength is generally very strong, so no one dares to provoke them.

It is a small mountain kun, and before it is an adult, it already has a golden immortal cultivation, and it is also covered by a quasi-holy mother, so it is rarely threatened.

"Moo, Mom, help me!"

Screams echoed between the valleys, and soon, a huge figure appeared above the mountain.

"Who dares to bully my son?" said an ancient stone kun that was hundreds of times larger than the mountain kun, and after she circled around the small mountain kun, she said angrily.

Xie Yun's face is black, you are too blind to no one!

He used the small mountain kun as a springboard, grabbed the tail of the giant stone kun, and took advantage of the situation to fall over the shoulder.

Bang!

After a loud bang, the mountain was smashed open.

Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng were shocked, and they rushed over with the prey they had caught.

, there are still Kun people here?

"The three of you came just in time, how about taking a look at the prey of the teacher?" Xie Yun said with the small mountain kun and the ancient stone kun.

The three apprentices looked at the prey in their hands and blushed.

Sun Wukong carried a Siberian tiger on his shoulder, Zhu Bajie carried an elk, and Sha Seng carried a black bear.

Chaos, how can this be compared!

"Master, didn't we say that we can't use mana?"

"When did the master use his mana?" Xie Yun threw another over-the-shoulder fall, and he fully demonstrated the strength of his physical body.

The three apprentices burst into tears and were sloppy, this kind of competition should exclude the master!

The physical cultivation is really too perverted, and the quasi-saint cultivator of the ancient stone kun, he will catch it when he says it, it is too ruthless.

"Dao Chief, are you going to eat our mother?" said the ancient stone kun weakly.

"Dao Chief, Kunkun is so cute, how can you eat Kunkun?"

"You are so big, you really can't eat it, so you don't worry, I don't eat Kun. Xie Yun comforted them.

The two Kun breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that they were just prey, and it was okay.

"Can you get a little smaller, talk to you, Poor Dao tilts his head, it's very laborious!"

"Dao Chief, there is no problem at all!" The Ancient Stone Kun and the Little Mountain Kun changed and began to shrink sharply in size.