Chapter Seventy-Three: Women's Clothing Plan (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
West, Da Lei Yin Temple, inside the Daxiong Treasure Hall.
The Buddha came to convene the four great bodhisattvas and the eight hundred arhats to hold the Nth conference, and the theme of the meeting was only one, how to dig a pit for the people who learned the scriptures......
No, how to test the people who learn the scriptures within the allowable range, and make up for the difficulty of 9981.
Aside from Xie Yun's chaotic changes, the foursome in the original version have been gathered, and now it is becoming more and more difficult to cause trouble for them!
Rulai felt a dull pain in his head, he looked around the Daxiong Treasure Hall, and slowly asked: "Today, before discussing the temptation to learn the scriptures, let's liven up the atmosphere and deal with the backlog of things in this sect first, who has something to start?"
In the hall of the Mahavira Treasure, eight hundred arhats began to speak enthusiastically.
A certain temple of Buddhism in Xiniu Hezhou was bulldozed by a certain demon king, should it be killed as an example?
Heavenly Court's pure yang real person Lu Dongbin broke through the Great Luo Jin Immortal, when will Buddhism go to congratulate?
How should the Dragon King of the West Sea, Ao Yan, begin to gradually cut ties with Buddhism last month?
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It's all big or small things, not many people are listening, there are bursts of snoring in the team of arhats, and many arhats have begun to doze off, among which the dragon and the tiger hugged each other, sleeping the most excessively.
"Are you done?" asked Rulai with a dark face.
The arhats, who were still unsatisfied, were startled and shrank back.
"You are all the pillars of my Buddhism, but your vision is so short-sighted, the Journey to the West plan is a fateful event related to my thousand-year-old luck, but you care about these trivial matters, my Buddhism is going to die!"
The arhats, who were still wandering and sleeping just now, were startled again, and they all lowered their heads and looked at their toes.
Buddha, it's not that we don't do our best, and Uncle Shi, who learns the scriptures, is too evil!
Guanyin Bodhisattva has been deflated repeatedly, the five-fingered mountain realm, six Arhats are seriously injured, and now it has not been relieved, Lingji Bodhisattva is the worst, let the unknown liquid spill all over his body, and finally was forced to sit on the spot, reincarnated.
Cherish life and stay away from people who learn scriptures is a famous saying about the recent rise of Da Lei Yin Temple.
If you look at the silent Daxiong Treasure Hall, you are so angry that your liver hurts, but there is nothing you can do.
What was originally a fragrant way to learn from the scriptures has now become stinky shit, and everyone avoids it.
Since you can't recruit people, you can only name them!
Eight hundred Arhats against Uncle Shi, that is, meat buns beat dogs, and there is no return.
Guanyin Bodhisattva was first excluded, always can't catch a person pit, Jizo King Bodhisattva is far away in the underworld, to the meeting is to listen to the truth, no eggs, now the best candidate is Manjushri Bodhisattva or Puxian Bodhisattva.
These two are their left and right hands, this pot, they should take it, right?
Thinking of this, he smiled and said, "Fuxian Bodhisattva, this time I trouble you......"
Fuxian Bodhisattva's heart was stunned, and his face changed greatly.
If you come, we are called brothers in private, but you actually cheat me? Do you have a conscience?
No, it looks like we're going to come up with a killer feature!
Fuxian Bodhisattva no longer suppresses his own realm, click!
Endless dark clouds gathered over the Daxiong Treasure Hall, this was a heavenly tribulation, and it was also a heavenly tribulation in the early stage of the quasi-saint to the middle stage, which was extremely dangerous.
"Damn, it's broken through again!"
"Perverted!"
"Fuxian Bodhisattva breakthrough, then who will go down to test the master and uncle?"
“......”
All the arhats had expressions of envy, jealousy and hatred on their faces, and they took another step on the road to quasi-sainthood, and they were still stuck on the Great Luo Golden Immortal.
Comparing goods has to be thrown, and people are more popular than people.
"Buddha, the deity is now going back to Wutai Mountain, and I would like to test the people who have learned the scriptures, but it is so unfortunate. Fuxian Bodhisattva looked guilty.
Rulai frowned, and said in his heart: emmmm.
Amitabha, I believe you are a ghost!
Are you concerned?
is to let you go down to test the people who learn from the scriptures, and you actually use the catastrophe as an excuse to reject me, count you ruthless!
No, it's okay if you don't go, but you still have to carry this pot!
If you make up your mind, you will say: "It's okay, then Fuxian Bodhisattva, you decide, who will test the scriptures!"
Fuxian Bodhisattva was stunned for a moment and began to look at everyone in the Daxiong Treasure Hall.
"Buddha, I think Guanyin Bodhisattva has the most contact with Uncle Shi, she will lead the team, Manjushri Bodhisattva assists, and the two Arhats of Descending Dragon and Fuhu are fighting, this combination is the best combination. ”
"No, the deity can't suppress the cultivation, go first!" Fuxian Bodhisattva tore open the spatial crack, drilled into it and went straight to Wutai Mountain.
Guanyin Bodhisattva and Manjushri Bodhisattva glanced at each other, and the dragon and Fuhu glanced at each other, and the four of them had the heart to kill Fuxian!
"What do you think?"
"Good!" the arhats nodded.
The Taoist adage that the dead friend does not die and the poor does not die is also applicable in Buddhism.
"Ahem, that's good, according to what Puxian said, the two Bodhisattvas and the two Arhats should leave as soon as possible, and the meeting will be dismissed!"
The crowd eating melons and arhats also formed groups of three or five and left the Daxiong Treasure Palace.
Four unfortunate bastards stood in the empty hall, their hearts mixed.
Especially the two Great Luo Jin Immortals, Descending Dragon and Fuhu, although they have never seen Xie Yun's appearance, but Xie Yun's glorious deeds, they have already investigated clearly.
But the more you know, the more scared you are.
Uncle Shi is an extraordinary person!
"What are the three of you planning for this test of learning from the scriptures?" asked Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Manjushri was a stuffy oil bottle, and he didn't say much, but he shook his head and said, "Guanyin, you decide the plan!"
Before the opinions of the two of them could be spoken, they were stillborn.
"Uncle Xiao's cultivation is unfathomable, forget about the test of force, let's write this time!"
"Oh, let's hear it!" Manjushri and the dragon and tiger were both interested.
"Uncle Shi is extremely talented, and his cultivation is a breakthrough speed!"
Manjushri nodded, the breakthrough of the cultivation of the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor is not the speed of God, but the speed of light, he is a demon!
It took more than a year for Jin Xian to reach the quasi-saint, and he was simply putting the faces of all the monks in the flood wilderness on the ground and stepping on them frantically.
Guanyin Bodhisattva saw Manjushri's worries and persuaded: "Uncle Shi's cultivation is fast to break through, but the Dao heart may not be able to keep up, let's kill people and punish the heart!"
"Will the plan be released?"
"Women's clothing!"
Manjushri Bodhisattva and the dragon and tiger face instantly blackened, you are a daughter, it doesn't matter if you wear women's clothes, our three old men wear women's clothes?
When this news spreads, do you still have to lose face? Can you still live?
"Three, my Buddhist plan is important, if you want to achieve great things, you must be ruthless!"
"As long as we succeed in seducing Uncle Shi and his three apprentices as a daughter, he is not worthy of being a scripture learner, and when the time comes, we will arrange for the golden cicada to get on the horse, and my Buddhism will be prosperous just around the corner!" Guanyin Bodhisattva worked hard to do the ideological work of the three people.
Three days later, a middle-aged woman hurriedly left the Da Lei Yin Temple with three delicate beauties.
Along the way, the arhats and monks were dumbfounded.
, when did the four women come in in the Great Lei Yin Temple?
Who brought it in?
What about the people of the Discipline Hall?
I don't care about this kind of transgression??
Are there any more rules?
They couldn't have imagined that those four women would be two bodhisattvas and two arhats!
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