Chapter 011: Who is itchy and wants to be beaten
It's been a long time since this kind of emergency has happened, Xiao Shuo's brows furrowed slightly, thinking to himself which dying tribe was provoking.
Destroying Lao Tzu and taking his mother-in-law to dig coal must be destroyed!
Su Daji was even more unhappy.
Finally, I can accompany my husband every day and live a happy time for two people. It's just that someone has to destroy it, and it is estimated that there will be a war again.
She pursed her lips and looked displeased.
Let's go!
Xiao Shuo lowered his head, stamped a stamp on Su Daji's small mouth, and said with a smile: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, whoever comes to make trouble, whoever is the husband will be killed!"
Da Da Da ......
The horse galloped over, and when they were still about twenty meters away from Xiao Shuo's family, the guy who reported the news jumped off the horse, rushed a few more steps, and knelt on the ground to report.
"To the patriarch, Di Xin...... Desin ......"
"Is that old bastard coming to invade again?" Xiao Shuo's face was gloomy, and murderous intent rose.
The reporter hurriedly shook his head: "Definitely...... Definitely!"
Xiao Shuo was puzzled: "Then what is he doing here, drinking with me?"
"Definitely!" the reporter finally took a breath and replied no longer intermittently: "Patriarch, Di Xin did not come, but sent an envoy.
The person who came said that there was something important to inform, and that he had to tell the patriarch in person. At this moment, I am waiting in my department, and I ask the patriarch to show me. ”
Hearing this, Xiao Shuo smiled.
He could guess what the old man had sent for him.
So, he put away his smile and waved his hand: "You go back first, let him wait, and then I will go to meet him after I am busy with the affairs here."
Don't lose your courtesy, be hospitable. ”
"Order!"
The person who reported the report took the order and quickly disappeared into the distance.
Xiao Shuo put his arm around Su Daji's waist, turned around and continued to walk towards the edge of the coalfield.
Su Daji asked softly: "Husband, the envoys sent by Emperor Xin must have important matters to discuss, why didn't the husband see him? If Emperor Xin learned about this, he would definitely be furious.
What should I do if he sends a large army to our department? The concubine heard that Di Xin's new expeditionary army is also extremely strong, and the husband should be careful. ”
Xiao Shuo said with a smile: "The lady doesn't need to worry, she has her own plan for her husband." ”
As they spoke, the two of them had already stepped into the coalfield.
"Here comes the sword!"
Xiao Shuo commanded, and the entourage behind immediately presented the stone sword with both hands.
I'm Cao!
Xiao Shuo, who almost didn't hold the stone sword steady, cursed secretly in his heart, and hurriedly tightened his grip on the hilt of the sword, stabilizing the sword body and preventing it from falling to the ground.
Your little sister's, this thing doesn't look good, and it weighs very much, at least thirty pounds. It seems that it is a special stone construction.
To dig coal with such a bulky thing, Xiao Shuo resolutely refused.
Not to mention the effort, it will also make his subordinates see that he has the weakness of not having martial arts, and his compulsion will be reduced.
So, he dragged the stone sword forward for a few meters.
Call!
Suddenly, Xiao Shuo raised the stone sword and plunged it into the dirt, reaching a depth of half a meter.
Crowd: (⊙o⊙)
The patriarch is so powerful and powerful, he has such a terrifying arm strength, he must be a god and a man!
How did they know that Xiao Shuo did not have amazing arm strength, but chose this small piece of soft soil to start and achieve the effect of bluffing.
Bang Bang Bang ......
Xiao Shuo clapped his palms and hooked his fingers at the entourage: "Come here!"
The patriarch called, who would dare to slack off? The four strong men ran over and waited for the patriarch's orders.
Xiao Shuo pointed to the stone sword inserted in the soil, and then spoke: "With this sword as the center, there is a radius of three meters...... No, a five-step radius is the domain.
Wait until you dig up the soil on it, as soon as possible, and act immediately. ”
"Order!"
Although the four strong men didn't understand what the patriarch meant, they immediately took orders to work. Anyway, the patriarch's words must be heard, because the commands of the God-man cannot be wrong.
In a word: it's done!
Xiao Shuo led Su Daji to the side and watched his men dig the soil.
Not to mention, the physique of ancient people was strong, and the thirty-pound stone sword was whirring, just as easy as a modern person playing with a one-pound or two-pound thing.
Under the flipping of the stone sword, the earth was quickly cut away, and it was already up to a meter deep.
By this time, the pigs could guess that Xiao Shuo was digging for treasure. Beneath the dirt, there must be a big treasure.
What an honor it is to be able to dig treasures for the patriarch in person?
Therefore, the four strong men are even more powerful and very happy.
Click!
Suddenly, a crisp sound came, attracting everyone's attention.
The strong man closest to Xiao Shuo stopped his big movements and carefully brushed away the surrounding dirt, for fear of damaging the treasure inside.
But what he didn't expect was that there was not a treasure under the soil, but something black, and the tip of the stone sword was blackened.
Subsequently, the other three strong men also dug into the coal seam, and they were all confused.
"Hahaha!"
Xiao Shuo laughed heartily, making everyone even more confused.
Especially Su Daji, she felt that if she didn't dig up the baby, her husband was probably mad.
So, she hurriedly shook Xiao Shuo's arm and shouted softly, "Husband, husband, what's wrong with you?"
Xiao Shuo stopped laughing and said with a happy face: "Baby, this is a baby!"
What?
The other five were puzzled, looked at the coal, and then at Xiao Shuo.
This black thing, can it be a baby?
Xiao Shuo knew that these ancient people didn't understand, and introduced: "Don't doubt it, this is a treasure." Its name is coal, and it is a treasure that can be burned.
Dig up a few pieces for me and bring them back to the tribe. ”
The four strong men acted again, each dug a piece of coal about twenty catties, and then followed Xiao Shuo back to the city.
On the way, Su Daji couldn't help but ask: "Husband, this treasure called coal, can it really burn?" ”
When the time comes, the lady will naturally understand. Xiao Shuo didn't explain much, and it was best explained by actual phenomena.
The six of them galloped all the way back to the city in the evening.
"Hello Patriarch!"
"Hello Patriarch!"
The clansmen stood on both sides of the road and shouted hello. At the same time, they all looked at the black things on the shoulders of the four strong men, full of doubts.
"The patriarch is back!"
The guards outside the central house tore their throats and shouted, telling the people inside to prepare in advance.
Xiao Shuo pulled Su Daji into the door and walked straight towards the main seat.
The envoy who was sent by the king hurriedly got up, and after Xiao Shuo sat down, he hurriedly walked out from behind the table, bent down and saluted: "The envoy of the king of Shang is better than Gan, I have seen the patriarch of Shuo!"
Bigan?Uncle Bigan?
Xiao Shuo's heart swelled, and he almost couldn't help standing up, but fortunately he controlled it.
Then, he looked up and down.
This old man doesn't look good, and he's even a little stumbling, which doesn't compare with the image on TV.
Such a little old man really has a seven-trick exquisite heart? It is estimated that the guy who writes books is a few fools. My daughter-in-law, will she eat this person's heart?
!
When Bigan saw Xiao Shuo, he looked at himself, didn't speak, was very panicked, and hurriedly spoke: "The king sent me here to ......"
Call!
Xiao Shuo waved his hand and interrupted Bigan's words: "I'm hungry, let's eat first!"
PS: Crying and chirping, the appearance of good or bad grades, wronged first.
Flavor joke→ when I was a child, I cried when I was beaten by my mother, and my mother would yell: "Don't cry, if you cry again, you will continue to fight." "Once my mother beat me again, I tried not to cry in order to avoid suffering from flesh and skin. As a result, my mother was very upset and said, "The temper is quite stubborn, right?" And then...... Beat me until I cried (this is obviously trying to beat the child)