Chapter 33: Calamity, Calamity
Seeing Jiang Ziya's long sigh, Shen Gongbao said, "Senior brother, have you encountered a monster......?" With your way, ordinary youkai can't get close, right?"
"If you encounter a youkai, it's much easier. ”
Jiang Ziya had no choice but to say vaguely: "Don't hide it from my junior brother, it's not a monster that hurts me, but it's a hundred times more fierce than a monster!"
"Huh?"
Shen Gongbao couldn't help but be stunned after hearing this, and immediately exclaimed: "In this world...... There are such horrible creatures?"
"Just look at my injuries. ”
Jiang Ziya nodded thoughtfully, shook his head and sighed in a low voice: "Actually, I only found out yesterday......"
"Hehe, as soon as I heard what my senior brother said, my junior brother really wanted to see it. Shen Gongbao pinched a mustache with both fingers, squinted his eyes and said: "Senior brother, where is that creature now, you lead the junior brother forward, and the junior brother will avenge you." ”
"This ...... There is no need for revenge, no need for ......"
Jiang Ziya hurriedly waved his hand and said with a smile: "There is no need to have Senior Brother Lao, that creature can be very fierce, but don't even hurt Senior Brother." ”
"Senior brother, why do you say this? You know what my Shen Gongbao is capable of. Shen Gongbao hurriedly said: "Could it be ...... That creature is better than me?"
"This ......"
Jiang Ziya was stunned, at this time he had already carried a load of noodles around all morning, and after sweating, it flowed through the wound on his face, and it suddenly hurt badly.
Thinking of this, Jiang Ziya's heart was angry, thinking of Ma's fierce appearance, he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, let's go, this time it's all up to my junior brother to be angry for me!"
"Let's go!"
Shen Gongbao is also high-spirited.
The two returned to the store, Jiang Ziya left the noodles on his shoulders in the store, and after Shen Gongbao closed the store, the two fled to Songjiazhuang.
In a short time, the two of them appeared at the gate of the Song Mansion.
"Here...... Isn't it the Song Mansion of the senior brother and the righteous brother?" Shen Gongbao looked back at Jiang Ziya beside him, and said suspiciously: "That creature is actually hidden in the Song Mansion, why didn't I find out last time I came?"
Jiang Ziya hesitated, but the wound on his face began to hurt again, which made his heart flutter, and said seriously: "Until now, I won't hide it from you, junior brother......"
"Senior brother, it's okay to talk about it!"
Seeing that Jiang Ziya's expression was as serious as ever, Shen Gongbao was also serious.
"Senior brother, I'm not afraid of being laughed at by you when I say it, in fact, I'm hurt...... It was scratched by the one in my house last night. ”
Jiang Ziya opened his mouth, but finally said it, shook his head and sighed: "I thought I had married a good wife, but I didn't want to marry a tigress to enter the door, calamity, calamity, ......calamity."
As he spoke, he told everything that had happened since he went back yesterday.
It turned out that he didn't make a penny after returning home, and he was really nagged and blamed by Ma's chatter.
Originally, he was not good at eloquence, and this was also because he had no ability first, so he thought about forbearance and passed.
But I never thought that the more patient he was, the more arrogant Ma became, from blame to abuse, and finally escalated to humiliation, saying that he Jiang Ziya was a wreck, why did he fall in love with him blindly......
As soon as he heard this, Jiang Ziya suddenly became angry.
This hurts a man's self-esteem too much, isn't it, no one can bear this breath.
Jiang Ziya couldn't bear it, so he returned the mouth.
But I never thought that it would be okay not to return the favor, but as soon as I returned the price, the situation escalated, and the two slowly changed from arguing to doing.
However, he was not Ma's opponent when he moved his mouth, and he didn't expect to be suppressed by Ma's powerful 'combat power' when he moved.
Although he knows some martial arts and Taoism, he can't use them casually on mortals, especially the wife he is marrying.
But Ma's hands are not measured, as the so-called: punch the master to death, Ma directly gave him a "crazy grasp," the more he fights, the more brave he becomes, and he can't be defeated when he kills.
In this way, he was defeated in a few rounds.
Fortunately, Song Yiren came to pull the fight when he heard the sound, and gave him flour to sell noodles today, which was a temporary appeasement of the two.
After Song Yiren left, Na Ma sneered and said that not only did he have no ability, but he couldn't even beat her as a woman, and finally the two of them slept in separate rooms for one night.
"Senior brother, listen to her, what do you say, does she say that she is a man? Is this like what a woman said?"
The more Jiang Ziya spoke, the more excited he became, and after he finished speaking, he sighed again: "I...... It's really self-inflicted, I shouldn't have agreed to this marriage when I was forcibly arranged by my eldest brother, and now I regret not doing it at the beginning!"
"Well, that's the creature...... It's my sister-in-law......"
Listening to Jiang Ziya whining on the side, Shen Gongbao touched his nose slightly embarrassed, and didn't dare to speak without permission.
It is difficult for a clean official to cut off family affairs!
Husband and wife bedside fight and bedside and!
This is even a famous saying, if he says something bad about the Ma family here, and the husband and wife reconcile again, won't it ruin the friendship between the brothers and sisters?
He cared about Jiang Ziya just now, and he forgot to ask clearly in a hurry, and now he regretted it faintly when he ran here.
"What sister-in-law, it's just a tigress, shrew......" Jiang Ziya became more and more excited the more he spoke, pointing to the scars on his face and said: "Look at it, look at the one that scratched my face, alas, this is my Jiang Ziya's calamity, calamity!"
Shen Gongbao glanced at the scars on Jiang Ziya's face, there was no fluctuation on his face, but he wanted to laugh a little in his heart.
"Senior brother, I'm sorry, I can't help you with your sister-in-law's affairs. ”
Shen Gongbao kept his face strained to prevent himself from laughing, but decided to stay out of the matter and not get involved in this matter, lest the last two ends were not human.
"You think, this husband and wife live between men and women, which family doesn't have a quarrel, and it would be good to wait for you and your sister-in-law to be angry afterwards, senior brother, say goodbye. ”
After saying that, he turned around and was about to leave.
"It's not...... Senior brother, you don't know, that woman is really not gentle and virtuous at all......"
Jiang Ziya was anxious when he heard this, so he hurriedly stepped forward and hugged one of Shen Gongbao's arms, and said, "It's completely a shrew, since you came with me, you ...... You have to find a way to help my brother. ”
"Help you, senior brother, didn't I say, how can I interfere between your husband and wife?"
Shen Gongbao was really helpless, it was really hard to meddle in this matter, but if he wanted to go, he was dragged by Jiang Ziya with both hands and couldn't go.
"Senior brother, my brother knows that you are eloquent, eloquent, and wise......"
Jiang Ziya suddenly remembered this, hugged Shen Gongbao's arm and begged: "Senior brother, you can help me this time, I can't beat that tigress, I can't say it, I really don't have a way to deal with her, I'm afraid!"
After speaking, he spread his hand, squatted on the ground and sighed.
Seeing this, Shen Gongbao was also a little unbearable, after all, the senior brothers were in the same family, and Kunlun Mountain had cultivated the friendship and affection together for forty years, and it was almost the same if they were not brothers.
"You wait for me to think about ......"
Shen Gongbao pinched the beard at the corner of his mouth with one hand, squinted his eyes and groaned.
Jiang Ziya looked at Shen Gongbao expectantly.
Not for a while.
Shen Gongbao suddenly lifted the corners of his mouth and said with a smile: "Yes, senior brother, I now have three plans to help you get out of the sea of suffering." ”
"Oh, I want to hear it!" Jiang Ziya was overjoyed.
Shen Gongbao said: "The first plan is that I cast a spell to kill that shrew, so that once and for all, you can completely clean up your ears, and it can be regarded as a complete solution to the problem, this is the best policy, how about it?"
"Killed?"
Jiang Ziya was stunned for a moment, and then immediately shook his head: "It's not proper, although she is a little more vicious, but she is not guilty to death, we can't kill innocents indiscriminately, what about the second plan?"
Shen Gongbao smiled slightly, with his understanding of Jiang Ziya, he already knew that he would say this.
In fact, he just said that he didn't really want to kill, his purpose was mainly to test Jiang Ziya's attitude.
"This is the simplest strategy, it doesn't kill people and doesn't make much effort, it can get you rid of that sister-in-law. ”
"Oh?" Jiang Ziya hurriedly said, "Say it quickly." ”
"Leave the book!"
Shen Gongbao said with a smile: "As long as you write a letter of resignation, senior brother, from now on you will be scattered in two, and it must not take much effort for senior brother to write a letter of resignation, right?"
Jiang Ziya smiled when he heard this, and then frowned and lowered his head to think.