Chapter 002: This brother-in-law is a bit silly
"Humph!"
An extremely cold nasal voice entered Xiao Shuo's ears, sounding very unpleasant.
Looking for the sound, it was a well-dressed young man about 20 years old.
It seems that this person is quite passable, and he is somewhat similar to Su Daji.
Next to the young man, the author, an old man in his fifties, held a wooden staff with a fox's head engraved on the top in his hand, which had some momentum.
Through the memories of this body, Xiao Shuo recognized them.
The old man is the old man, Su Daji's father, the leader of the Su tribe, and a single name and a Hao character.
The young man who hummed Xiao Shuo nasally was his brother-in-law Su Luo, the future leader of the Su tribe.
Below their father and son, there were more than a dozen old men, all of whom were elders of the Su tribe.
On the opposite side of the Su tribe, there were also more than a dozen old people, who were the elders of the Kui tribe and Xiao Shuo's subordinates.
"Patriarch early! Madame early!"
The elders of the Kui tribe stood up to say hello one after another, and their attitudes were very reverent.
Xiao Shuo pulled Su Daji to the innermost and stepped onto the platform with three steps.
Turning around, his eyes scanned around, he nodded and whispered, "Please sit down!"
Immediately, Xiao Shuo sat down on the big wooden chair in the middle.
Su Daji, on the other hand, sat on a smaller and shorter stool next to her, and knew the rules very well.
Xiao Shuo wondered a little in his heart, how could such a sensible little woman be able to destroy the Shang Dynasty?
"It must be those guys who write books who deliberately smear my wife. Yes, it must be!"
Xiao Shuo thought so, and then looked at the eldest brother, and found that the thing was still staring at him very unfriendly, as if there was a kind of formation to fight.
What are you doing, I have a grudge against you? I slept with your sister, not your wife, excited hammer!
However, Xiao Shuo didn't bother with his eldest brother, turned his gaze to his father-in-law, and said with a smile: "Dad...... No, Daddy...... It's not right, what's it called?"
Xiao Shuo felt a little big in the head.
What is the Shang Dynasty's name for the old man, hey, who can teach me?
No, in the future, we must straighten out these names so as not to be embarrassed.
"Husband, husband!"
At this moment, Su Daji gently called Xiao Shuo, and when Xiao Shuo turned his head, he dipped his jade fingers in tea and wrote two words on the table.
It's still a good wife!
Thumbs up!
I will hurt you well at night.
As for why he was able to read the oracle bone inscription, Xiao Shuo didn't want to explain too much.
Xiao Shuo pinched his throat gently, put on a smile again, and said to Su Hao: "Uncle Yue, my son-in-law is sleepy, I have made you wait for a long time, and I will make a difference here." ”
Su Hao laughed and said, "It's okay! The newlywed gets up late, and common sense is also!"
It's still the old man's thoughtfulness, not like someone, with a straight face, like Lao Tzu robbed his daughter-in-law, forced!
Su Hao shook the scepter in his hand, and said, "You shouldn't have bothered when you were newly married, but the king has already spoken of attacking my Su tribe, and it is imminent to send troops from Chaoge." ”
Therefore, I had to discuss with my virtuous son-in-law how to deal with this matter. I don't know, a virtuous son-in-law has a clever plan?"
"What's the use of looking for him?" Before Xiao Shuo could speak, the eldest brother grabbed the topic.
He got up from the stool, tilted his head, and said loudly: "What is the best way to say to a toddler who has no hair on his mouth? It's a waste of time!"
According to the child's opinion, not to resist fearlessly, to cling to the king, to ensure the peace of the generations, is the best policy. ”
As soon as he heard this, Xiao Shuo was not happy.
What is a toddler who has not grown all his hair? Lao Tzu is a man with a wife!
Believe it or not, let your old sister be a mother in ten months.
Also, the Kui tribe also has more than 500 people, how big is the dust and sand in your house?
What's more, in history, giving Daji to the sixty-year-old king of Shang is a bad idea from your kid.
Su Luo, you are a scumbag!
But Xiao Shuo found that many old ghosts were nodding their heads again and again, agreeing with Su Luo's opinion.
A bunch of spineless old things!
Su Hao didn't care about his son's words, and continued to look at Xiao Shuo, waiting for him to speak.
Xiao Shuo was also not polite, and said lightly: "In my opinion, there is no need to worry. How far is Chaoge from here? The distance in a straight line is 800 miles. ”
"Coupled with the fact that the road has not been built, the number of twists and turns has doubled, and it takes nearly 2,000 miles. Even if it is the king...... No, even if Di Xin's army marched fast enough, a hundred miles a day, it would take twenty days to arrive. ”
"So, we had time to set things up. ”
"Hmph!" the eldest brother snorted again, "It's really a child's opinion, it's ridiculous! Hugh said that twenty days, even if it's one month, so what?"
"Do you know how mighty the king's army is, even if we try our best to resist it, we can't resist it for half a day. Do you want to exchange people of two tribes for half a day's bloodshed? Stupid! Stupid to the extreme!"
Xiao Shuo really wanted to go over and slap this bag away.
Did Lao Tzu say that he would use people to block it?
Under the gaze of many eyes, Xiao Shuo slowly stood up, looked at his eldest brother and said, "Su Luo, do you dare to bet with me?"
"Ignorant child!" Su Luo said disdainfully, "I'm ashamed to bet with you." ”
Xiao Shuo smiled: "Don't talk nonsense, dare or don't dare, if you don't dare, get out of here, don't be here to be foolish, listen to the annoyance!"
Although he didn't understand what it meant to be blind, Su Luo guessed that it was not a good word, and he was so angry that he blew his nose and glared.
Therefore, he shouted: "Why don't you dare, what kind of gambling contract you want, let you say it!"
Xiao Shuo smiled: "Then come with me!"
With that, Xiao Shuo raised his legs and walked out, and came to a relatively spacious dam.
The others followed, wanting to see what the young leader of the Kui tribe would bet with Su Luo.
However, after seeing Xiao Shuo standing on the dam, they had already guessed that they were going to fight.
Su Daji, who was standing at the front, had worry crawling on her face, and her little hands kept rubbing together.
"My husband just ...... with me last night Can you really fight with your brother at this moment?"
She was worried that her husband would be hurt and wanted them not to bet. But as a woman, she can't say this, she can only be anxious.
Su Luo looked arrogant, strode up, and stood a few meters opposite Xiao Shuo, looking like he had eaten Xiao Shuo.
Xiao Shuo kept smiling and said slowly, "I'll pile up some stones here, and you will enter with a hundred people." If you can ...... in two hours No, if you can pass through it in an hour, you win. ”
"As long as you win, my Kui tribe will be at your disposal from now on. But if you lose, you will obey my command in the future, dare or not?"
"Why don't you dare!" Su Luo was still full of confidence.
This place is only three miles round, even if it is full of mountains and rocks, you can walk through it without a cup of tea, why take an hour?
It's ridiculous that toddlers are toddlers.
Xiao Shuo didn't say much anymore, and immediately ordered the strong forces of the clan to bring the stones, and then instructed them to pile them up.
It took about three hours to build dozens of stone piles on this dam, about two meters high, in a haphazard manner.
After finishing, Xiao Shuo looked at his eldest brother and said with a smile: "Please!"
"Hahaha......"
Su Luo couldn't help but raise his head and laughed, his eyes were full of disdain, and he didn't stop for four or five seconds.
Then, with a wave of one hand, he led the selected hundred subordinates towards the stone pile, and soon entered.
At this moment, Xiao Shuo shouted: "Plant the flag, beat the drum, release the dog!"
As Xiao Shuo's words fell, more than a dozen people arranged in the stone pile immediately planted the flags in their hands in the designated place, then loosened the dog leash and beat the leather drum vigorously.
The people watching outside looked confused, not knowing what Xiao Shuo was doing. Could it be that they want to use the sound of drums and those dogs running around to influence Su Luo and them, so as to slow them down?
This is too child's play.
They didn't know that at this moment, there had been a great change in the stone pile.
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