Chapter 51 If it comes, there will be another 500 years of pressure!
Rulai's face changed slightly, "Naughty monkey, it seems that five hundred years is not enough, after so many years, you still have no trace of repentance!"
Sun Wukong sneered disdainfully, and raised his middle finger to the sky, "If you come, there will be another five hundred years of pressure!"
Call~
There seemed to be an illusion that the temperature around the room suddenly increased.
The mountain wall gradually cracked, the flowers and plants gradually withered, and the spirit fruit gradually withered, just when Zhu Bajie felt that he was going to be roasted into a roast suckling pig, everything finally returned to normal.
Even the mountain walls that had cracked before, as well as the withered and withered flowers and grass spirit fruits, all returned to their original state, as if everything before was just an illusion and had never happened.
But the beads of sweat on Zhu Bajie's face told him that all this had really happened.
"Naughty monkey, in the past, you made a lot of trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and the poor monk pressed you on this mountain, which was counted as a punishment. ”
"I thought that after so many years, your wildness was gone. Now it seems that you are still wild, and your anger is still there. It seems that I can't let you go out and harm the world!"
As he spoke, the golden body like a mountain suddenly disappeared without a trace, as if it had never appeared.
Only one passage was left to echo in a radius of 100 miles: "You can do it yourself, repent here, and wait until the day when your wildness is eradicated, that is, when you come out of the mountain." ”
"Cut! If you can't say it, run!"
Lin Fang pursed his lips disdainfully, and quietly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
The cheating system doesn't help, and he can't beat it, so he can only secretly coax.
Fortunately, this guy is gone, otherwise he will really be exposed, I don't know if I will protect myself if I do it again.
My otaku are the most peace-loving people in the world, and they never fight with others, let alone win the Nobel Peace Prize, at least no one should bully us.
But often the more honest you are, the more you are bullied, what can we do?
Face code, Kaoru Miyazono, Xana, Taiga, Mrs. Takagi, platelets, Nangong three sisters, game three women......... Ask for comfort.
Although there were many ideas in his heart, Lin Fang still showed a big grin on his face, picked up the mobile phone on the ground and continued to play, "Don't be stunned, old pig, come to the platform area, let's team up this time and eat chicken." ”
Hearing this, Rulai in the distance suddenly stumbled and almost fell from the sky: "What happened to this monkey? Why is it even more crazy than before? Also, what is eating chicken? Don't you see any chickens nearby?"
However, if you don't have time to think about it, the journey to the west is bound to happen, and now the five-hundred-year period has passed, and it will be too late if you don't learn from the scriptures.
I didn't expect that something would go wrong at this critical juncture, and it seems that we have to think of a way as soon as possible.
Rulai immediately ran towards the Tushi Palace thirty-three days away, and after a simple temptation just now, he found that this variable was extremely not simple.
Although he didn't use all his strength, he was able to judge the strength of the opponent in just a moment.
Judging from the results obtained by Rulai, the method power is unfathomable, and the only way to do this is to seek the help of Taishang Laojun.
After all, the westward journey is a matter of days, and Taishang Laojun can't sit idly by.
One day in heaven and one year on earth.
At this time, Rulai was on his way to Tushi Palace.
And Lin Fang, who has the 'wide heart' ability of an otaku and a fat body, continues to indulge in eating chicken, and the matter just now has gradually faded away.
After many failures, he finally found his failed son, that is, success.
It was a dark and windy night, well, Lin Fang didn't know if the night was dark or not, whether the wind was high or not, and he had no interest in this.
After countless fancy deaths, after finding out some strategies, Lin Fang realized that the enemy would be displayed on the map if he approached him to shoot a gun.
Then, when watching the Sausage Island chicken anime, he realized again that the pressure gun should be lowered, and it doesn't matter if you can't hit it accurately, it's four times it.
After some manipulation, he realized again that the more afraid you are of death, the easier it is for you to die.
After summing up the experience, he finally realized that if he was afraid of the impact of the sound of the bullet, he could turn off the small voice.
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After many epiphanies, Lin Fang turned down his voice every time he played a game, so that he could not hear the distant gunshots and would not feel confused.
When someone actually shoots themselves, it will naturally be displayed on the map.
And Lin Fangye is too lazy to listen to the sound and distinguish the fake, he won't do it anyway, as long as the other party finds him, he will kill the other party himself.
Since comprehending, Lin Fang's strength has continued to improve, and he can finally win the top five for a long time.
After playing chicken again, Lin Fang finally took Zhu Bajie to eat a handful of chicken.
However, when they saw the first page appear, both of them were stunned, "What about the chicken?"
Lin Fang obviously saw a fragrant chicken falling from the sky when he was eating chicken on Sausage Island, why is there no chicken now?
I saw that the page jumped out directly of the first Monkey King, and the second Zhu Bajie.
Zhu Bajie immediately said angrily: "Where is my chicken? Brother Monkey, where is the chicken?"
"Uh, maybe chicken has been more expensive lately and you can't afford it?" Lin Fang hesitated.
"What about playing? I've been fighting hard for so many days, and finally the chicken is gone, what about playing me?" Zhu Bajie roared angrily: "I have to go to customer service to complain!"
"Huh, you know all this?" Lin Fang didn't expect that Zhu Bajie would even know about the existence of customer service, but he still reminded him, "I'm afraid it's useless to find customer service, why don't I help you find their boss?"
"Okay!
Zhu Bajie suddenly became interested, and the huge pig's head approached Lin Fang's side, urging constantly.
Lin Fang pushed away his pig's head in disgust, and immediately took out the previous host and pressed and held the power button.
"I'm rubbing, so fierce?"
When the phone was turned on, Lin Fang looked at the 99+ displayed on the phone icon on the homepage, and was stunned!
He has seen a lot of apps 99+, and he has never seen a phone that has 99+?
Sure enough, no one asks about the poor in the downtown area, and the rich have distant relatives in the mountains!
With emotion, the phone rang again, and the screen flashed, and the avatar of a sexy woman appeared.
Lin Fang had a little impression of this woman, but he was a little vague.
It should be an eighteenth-tier female star!
Lin Fang didn't bother to pay attention to it, and hung up and blocked it directly.
Taking advantage of this, Lin Fang hurriedly clicked on the scarf.
In the process, several phone calls rang one after another, and Lin Fang didn't bother to pay attention to them.
Although the constant pop-up phone notifications gave him some headaches, his actions were not hindered.
Lin Fang said in the speech box that the boss of the chicken game said: @吃鸡老总, what about the chicken?
Subsequently, a screenshot was attached, and Lin Fang uploaded it.
"Don't be angry, let's wait a while, the old man will always give us a tape." Lin Fang looked at Zhu Bajie, who was sulking on the side, and comforted.
"Humph!".
Zhu Bajie snorted angrily, feeling that he had been deceived.
Didn't you say that you should eat chicken? Why is the chicken gone?