Chapter 845: The Most Positive Bull Demon King
"Lead the way!"
Lu Chuan followed the young man into the village.
Then he went to the village in the mortal world to some extent, which made him feel a little emotional, and remembered the original Songjiazhuang.
Soon the two entered a large house, and the courtyard had high walls, which were much higher than the neighbors next to them.
At this moment, a very capable, but drunken man dressed in a wedding robe toasted the guests under the leadership of an old man who looked like an outsider.
The guests and the groom were all smiling and laughing.
"Dao Chief, it's him!"
The young man pointed at the groom behind Lu Chuan.
Lu Chuan bowed slightly, and at this time, the old lady and the groom also saw the people who came in.
At the same time, the groom saw the young man behind Lu Chuan, and two sharp swords flashed in his eyes, which frightened the young man and flinched.
Gao Taigong stepped forward and said, "I don't know if this Taoist chief is coming ......."
"Don't hide it from the princess, the poor road travels the four continents, and today I happened to be thirsty when I passed through here, and I saw that there was a happy event on your village, so I came in to ask for a glass of water and wine. ”
Lu Chuan smiled and took out a stack of charms and said, "There is this demon subduing charm to be presented as a thank you." ”
"Whew!"
The groom's color changed suddenly, only to feel that the charm shot out ten thousand golden rays of light towards his face, and let him directly reach out and grab it and tear the golden light apart.
It's just that he looked at Lu Chuan with a somewhat unkind expression: "Where did you come from to force your way into someone's house, and if you don't believe it, we will report to the official to arrest you?"
Lu Chuan said: "This brother is very capable!"
"The virtuous son-in-law is not annoyed, and this Taoist chief is also well-intentioned. ”
Mrs. Gao said fairly: "If you meet, it is fate, today is the wedding day of the little girl, if the Taoist chief does not dislike it, please stay and use a few glasses of water and wine before going on the road." ”
The bridegroom said: "Stinky Taoist, I don't interfere with your well water against the river water, if you insist on making things difficult for me today, don't blame me for being unkind."
Lu Chuan smiled in front of the groom: "Then it's better to be respectful than to obey your fate." ”
The wedding toast continued, and Lu Chuan felt a pair of sharp eyes sweeping around his body from time to time, and he didn't have to guess who the owner of these eyes was.
At dusk, the guests left one after another, and Lu Chuan also offered to say goodbye.
When saying goodbye, the groom stared at Lu Chuan, as if he couldn't eat people.
However, after soon seeing off the guests, the groom's eyes became hot when he looked at the new house, and he hurried towards the brightly lit new house humming a little song.
The heavens and the earth are big, and they are not as big as the cave room.
"Lady, I'm here......"
As soon as the pig pushed the door in, he had to smile on his face, and when he entered the door, he saw the delicate bride covered her head, and after wiping her hands on the new clothes, she went to remove the hijab.
He has experienced dozens of love disasters, and none of them ended well.
You know the pain?
You know what?
"Lady ......"
Zhu Gang lifted the hijab and was stunned for a moment, "Lady, you are so good-looking!"
Zhu Gangguan also shyly turned his back to Gao Cuilan to grab her hand.
But suddenly there was a soft sound overhead, and a tile was uncovered and a beam of moonlight was cast, and then a smiling Taoist priest poked out of it.
"Dead Taoist, forcibly breaking into people's houses, lying on the roofs of other people's houses, do you still have a little morality?"
The pig just shouted a rage, rose directly from the ground, smashed through the house and came to the roof, and saw the Taoist priest falling lightly on the roof.
"You stinky Taoist priest, it's a good thing to be bad for me, isn't it?"
Pig Gangguan began to roll up his sleeves to do the look.
Lu Chuan smiled: "Your good deeds almost turned into the Gao family's funeral, you should know, right?"
Zhu Gang was startled: "Who are you?"
"I happened to be passing by here, and I was invited to subdue the demon!"
Lu Chuan's robe shook slightly: "Humans and demons have no good results, let's honestly go back to the mountain to cultivate!"
Demons are races and lifeforms that are enough to compete with the gods.
Their demonic qi is condensed by a ferocious aura, which is like a chronic poison for mortals, which will erode the essence and blood of mortals, and the longer they get along, the greater the harm to mortals.
He has heard a lot of such shemale love, but the only one who can hold the supplement is the legendary spicy man.
Dixin!
This is also the reason why Heaven prohibits the love of shemales and ghosts, and the reason why it is set as the Heavenly Rule.
Mortals can't bear it!
But there is no way, the interests of the human race are too wide, and he can have some beautiful stories with almost any kind of creature, so he has to be convinced.
"Demon subduing, how much mana can you have as a Taoist priest who has practiced for decades?"
Zhu Gangguan laughed when he heard this: "Even if they have the devotion to invite the Nine Heavens Demon Ancestor to come today, he still doesn't dare to do anything to me."
The night wind gusted and blew between the two.
"Oh?"
Lu Chuan smiled slightly: "Really?"
"Since you're going to be nosy, I'll let you take care of it to the end. ”
The whole person of the pig just flew forward: "Change this stinky problem of yours!"
"That's not easy!"
Lu Chuan directly turned his mana into a big hand and picked up Zhu Gangguana, and with a wave of his big hand, it turned into a palm that fell from the sky and slapped Zhu Gangguan out of Gao Laozhuang.
"How much has his cultivation regressed so much?"
Lu Chuan's eyes flashed, the original Tianpeng was also the cultivation of the peak of the true immortal, but after losing the divine body, he could only practice from scratch.
Now there is only a mere realm of harmony!
Roller blinds too!
Bang!
Outside the village, there was a large handprint, and a pig's head poked out of the rubble, and his limbs were removed, but Lu Chuan's hands were measured, so he was not hurt much.
Zhu Gang's pupils shrank, touched his face and said: "It's so powerful, what the hell is this guy who is divine and knocked out my true face at once, well, he has some ability, I'll get him but it's better to withdraw first......"
He was just about to leave, when suddenly a figure appeared in front of him as if out of thin air.
"Ah, you're a human or a ghost, you scared me to death!" said Pig Gang.
Lu Chuan let out a long laugh: "This is the first joke I heard today, a monster said that he was scared to death by a ghost......"
Zhu Gangguan said vigilantly: "What do you want?"
Lu Chuan smiled and said: "Since ancient times, there has been a lot of affection and empty hatred, and this hatred is endless!"
"How did you know how to read this poem?"
Zhu Gangguan's expression changed drastically, and this poem was known only to him and another person in the heavenly court.
The Taoist robe on Lu Chuan's body turned into a black robe, and his long hair floated in the air, turning into a real body and standing with his hands in his hands.
"Pig Gangguan, do you still know me?" Lu Chuan said.
Pig Gang climbed out of the pit in disbelief and said, "It turned out to be you, hahaha." ”
He wanted to come up and give him a hug, but he retracted his hand in a slurch.
Lu Chuan didn't dislike it and gave him a hug.
Lu Chuan said: "I heard that you met Guanyin, so because you should have promised to protect the people who learned the scriptures and went to the west to learn the scriptures, why did you come to touch the flowers and grass again?"
Zhu Gangguan sat down and sighed and said: "Since ancient times, there has been a lot of affection and empty hatred, this hatred is endless, bah, isn't this the love of Fu Yuan Immortal Weng Lao'er?"
"Lovers?"
Lu Chuan's expression changed slightly.
Love, this is what Lu Chuan accidentally knew from the drunken Yue Lao.
This thing is still Nuwa Niangniang's pot, it is a plant unique to the marriage department that she gave to Fu Yuan Xianweng, he has not seen what it looks like, but I heard that it will be attached to the immortal's soul.
The host can't get rid of it again and again, and every time it blooms and bears fruit, it will be attracted to women and can't help itself, and this time it was used by Fu Yuan Immortal Weng to punish Tiancang......
"Can you take it out?"
Pig Gangguan suddenly asked hopefully.
Lu Chuan shook his head after looking at it with fiery eyes: "With my magical powers, I can't do it for the time being." ”
Zhu Gang sighed: "The Bodhisattva said that if I go to the west to learn the scriptures, I will let the Buddha get rid of them for me, and get a positive result...... By the way, can you do me a favor?"
"What?" Lu Chuan said.
"It's still a love word, can you help me find the whereabouts of my Yingtai sister?"
"Zhu Yingtai?"
"And Sister Lanzhi, Sister Jiang......"
"Get out!"
Lu Dijun's face turned dark at that time.
Zhu Gang smiled, gritted his teeth and scolded: "Speaking of which, it's all to blame Yue Lao, that old bastard, when I go back in the future, I must make him look good." ”
Lu Dijun's heart was empty, thanks to Tianpeng, I don't know that many of them are ghostwriters of a certain emperor!
"Where's Miss Gao?"
It turned out that this pig's head almost killed Gao Cuilan.
"We are happy with each other, don't look at me like that, it's a big deal if I don't sleep with her, and I'll come back later......"
"Remember your words, I'll send someone to keep an eye on you. ”
Lu Chuan said: "This is good for her, you see your demonic spirit." ”
Zhu Bajie spread his hands.
The two reminiscences did not disperse until dawn, and Lu Chuan turned into a golden light and arrived at Wuzhi Mountain in a short time.
At the foot of the Five Fingers Mountain.
A bull's head with a mess of grass on its head lay there lazily, his eyes a little glazed.
With a flash of golden light, Lu Chuan's figure appeared in front of the bull's head to block the sunlight, and the eyes of the unkempt corner with weeds gathered some brilliance.
Lu Chuan squatted down to pick weeds, and sighed: "Old cow, long time no see!"
This old cow made trouble in the Heavenly Palace earlier, causing him to press two or three hundred years ahead of the monkey, nearly a thousand years!
For a thousand years, there was no food or drink, no one to speak, and only to huddle in a small hole.
In addition to his position, the Bull Demon King was also a generation of great sages in the Three Realms who commanded thousands of demons, and seeing him so vulnerable under Rulai also made him feel a little complicated.
The rabbit is dead, and the fox is still sad!
"Really...... It turned out to be Zhenwu?"
The Bull Demon King cried with joy: "It's been more than nine hundred years, and someone is finally here. ”
Lu Chuan said: "What are you crying about, what a generation of demon saints!"
"If you try to be pressed under this mountain for a thousand years, you will find that what grand deeds, what great sages of the heavens, are all bullshit. ”
The Bull Demon King said: "It's good that my spirit is not deranged, and there is nothing more precious in this world than freedom......
Lu Chuan looked at the Bull Demon King and was silent for a long time.
Time can indeed change a lot of things, but it remains to be determined whether the Bull Demon King is telling the truth or a lie.
Don't forget, cows are creatures known for their stamina.
What if this old cow's head is pressed open, just to come out and perfunctory him?
Lu Chuan took out a Lingshan peach and handed it out: "I didn't bring anything else to eat, just change it with this." ”
The Bull Demon King hurriedly took it and nibbled on it, and ate with a satisfied face: "Thank you!"
"Yo, I never thought I'd hear those three words from your mouth in my life. ”
"This time, that time!"
"Now there's a way to get out of here, I don't know ...... you"
"I promise!"
"I haven't said what it is!"
"As long as I can get out of this damn place, I'll say yes on whatever terms. ”
"Really?"
Lu Chuan looked at Nanzhan Buzhou from afar and said: "In a few years, there will be a monk here who will go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, and I want you to be a bodyguard to escort him all the way to the West Heaven." ”
"That's it, it's just on me. ”
Lu Chuan: "......"
Unexpectedly, the Bull Demon King was the most positive.