Chapter 319: Hey Senior Sister
In order to confess to Xiaoshan, Wei Hu invited Jiang Yi and Daji to eat roast phoenix birds together.
Wei Hu raised the magic stick, hammered the colorful phoenix bird to death, plucked and washed it, forked a wooden stick, and barbecued it in the beech forest.
After a while, the thick fragrance came to his nose, and Jiang Yi thought to himself: Bring a little bit to the fox Xiaolu later, this greedy fox will definitely like it.
"Seriously, how did you know that this colorful phoenix bird was coming?" Daji asked Wei Hu curiously.
"That's because I have this. Wei Hu took out a piece of pure white spice from his arms, "This is Yinfeng incense." It is said that this fragrance smells the same as that of the male, and when the female smells it, she will come to court. ”
"So you smeared the phoenix incense on the big net?"
Jiang Yi looked at Wei Hu's big net, and in addition to the colorful phoenix birds, there were also many small phoenix birds.
The soldier dies for the confidant, and the bird dies for the cannon of me.
came to go on a date, but was neatly arranged by Wei Hu, which was simply tragic and dehumanizing.
Jiang Yi was about to condemn Wei Hu's behavior of playing with his feelings and losing his conscience, when Wei Hu tore off a roasted phoenix leg and handed it to Jiang Yi.
The aroma of the meat lingered, and he couldn't help but take a bite, the fragrant oil flowed out, and the meat was also very chewy.
"Anyway, do you still have this Fengxiang, and give me a little when you go back. Tsk, it's so fragrant. ”
Wei Hu pulled another leg to Xiaoshan: "Girl, I just offended you, this leg will make amends to you." ”
Xiaoshan said with a disgusted face: "Take it away, take it away, I don't want your things." ”
Wei Hu had no choice but to hand it to Daji, who took the thigh and licked her lips, but she didn't know how to put her mouth down.
Such a large piece of meat is bound to be devoured, but this is too ruinous to ruin the image.
In order not to leave Jiang Yi with that ugly image of feasting, Daji forcibly suppressed his appetite.
"Senior sister, this meat is really fragrant, are you sure you don't want to eat it?"
Daji swallowed her saliva and shook her head: "If you don't eat it, I can't bite it." ”
"Why don't I tear it for you. ”
Jiang Yi carefully tore off the thigh meat piece by piece and put it into Daji's cherry mouth.
Daji chewed carefully, the meat of this colorful phoenix bird was delicious, but what satisfied her more was the intimacy of her junior brother.
She said secretly: This is simply the most beautiful taste I have ever tasted in my life.
But she vaguely felt that this scene was familiar.
Jiang Yi clearly remembered that in the dark spring of the quicksand desert, Da Ji had become the IQ of a three-year-old child at that time, and Jiang Yi also fed her fish bite by bite.
Xiaoshan on the side couldn't sit still, and said to Jiang Yi: "Engong, I can't bite it either, I want you to feed it too." ”
Jiang Yi smiled: "I just have one hand, where can I feed it, or you let Brother Wei feed you." ”
"Don't!"
Xiaoshan and Wei Hu said in unison.
The two glanced at each other, and Xiaoshan rolled her eyes and said, "I don't like him." ”
"This ......" Jiang Yi pointed at Wei Hu, "why don't you?"
Wei Hu gnawed on the phoenix bird's oily buttocks and said, "I can't eat it myself, how can I take care of her!"
Jiang Yi's forehead was lined with black lines, although this Wei Hu had the same surname as Wei Xiaobao, he was a straight man of steel.
Xiaoshan became even more angry when she heard this, and stood up suddenly: "You all bully me, you all bully me, I will ignore you anymore." ”
Putting aside the cruel words, she turned around and burrowed into the woods, thinking that she was going back to the Valley of the Medicine King. I love to read
Jiang Yi remembered the purpose of coming back to the beech forest, and asked: "I don't know if Brother Wei has seen the phoenix eggs, we came this time to steal the phoenix eggs, but it seems that there are no phoenix nests around here." ”
Wei Hu nodded: "Some of them have been covered up by me." ”
As he spoke, he took Jiang Yi and Daji to a dense bush of leaves, and when he opened the leaves, a full of phoenix eggs were revealed, about hundreds.
Jiang Yi gasped: "Anyway, you hide so many phoenix eggs, are you preparing for the winter?"
"It's not enough, I eat a dozen a day. ”
"Your way of eating, it's not enough for you to eat the phoenix birds in the beech forest together. ”
Wei Hu smiled and said, "I've already thought about this. ”
With a wave of his hand, an invisible shield dissolved, revealing hundreds of phoenix birds inside, and suddenly hundreds of birds in the woods sang in unison, and it became lively.
They each build their own nests, and they all have red ropes tied to their feet, and they can't fly away, so they can only stay honestly in the formation set up by Wei Hu, laying eggs and incubating eggs.
Jiang Yi immediately understood why they couldn't find the phoenix bird in the beech forest.
Wei Hu not only cares about eating phoenix birds and phoenix eggs, but also knows the way of sustainability, catches all the phoenix birds, and forms an assembly line.
So many phoenix birds give birth to phoenix eggs together, and he has phoenix eggs to eat every day.
With so many phoenix birds together, it is inevitable to do something shameless and shameless, and you can give birth to a little phoenix.
I have to say that Wei Hu's mind is still shrewd enough.
Foodies are not terrible, but they are most afraid that foodies are cultured.
Looking at those phoenix birds with dull eyes, sad expressions, and a look of despair for the birds, Jiang Yi couldn't help but feel some sympathy for them.
At this moment, I suddenly heard a scream of "ah".
"Is this Xiaoshan's voice?"
Jiang Yi asked Wei Hu, "Will you fall into your trap again?"
Wei Hu shook his head: "It's impossible, I have a sound note in my trap, if she falls in it, she can't make a sound." ”
They flew away and saw that Xiao Shan was caught by a bull-nosed Taoist, who was carrying two swords and holding a golden net in his hand, and Xiao Shan in the net had turned into a fish.
"Say, did you eat my five-colored geese!"
Xiaoshan cried and said: "Wronged, wronged, I didn't eat a bite." ”
"Didn't eat a bite?" said the man, pointing to the bones all over the ground, "It's all fragrant here...... Ahem, bloody evidence. You still want to deny it, but you can't. Well, since you have eaten my five-colored geese, then I will eat you to relieve the hatred in my heart. ”
Jiang Yi glanced at Wei Hu, he was a little weak-hearted, and was about to turn around and slip away, but Jiang Yi grabbed him.
"Stop!"
Jiang Yi jumped out with Wei Hu.
The Taoist glanced at them: "Who are you?"
When Xiaoshan saw Jiang Yi, she hurriedly shouted, "Engong save me." ”
The Taoist said "oh" and said: "It turns out that you are in the same group as her, and it seems that you also have a share in eating my five-colored geese." ”
Jiang Yi patted Wei Hu's shoulder: "Dude, what's going on?"
Wei Hu cried and said, "Maybe it's a mistake." I originally wanted to catch a five-colored phoenix, but I hadn't seen a five-colored phoenix bird, and when I saw that this wild goose was also five-colored, I ...... I mistook it for a five-colored phoenix. ”
"This ......"
actually made such a big oolong.
The Taoist cried and said: "My five-colored goose has been with me for more than twenty years, it is not only my mount, but also my first important partner in this life, you actually ate it, you pay my five-colored goose!"