Chapter 132: A Pair of Scorpions (Part I)
Scorpions are poisonous and like to use poison.
People don't like this guy, and this guy doesn't like people.
If a person becomes a scorpion, this person is certainly not a scorpion.
The golden scorpion looked Su Buer up and down a few times, and the person's mouth twitched a few times, but he didn't say a word.
"Scorpions are divided into male and female, you should be the 'male and female' scorpion, why do you call it 'gold and silver scorpion', I am puzzled," Su Buji broke the silence.
"Scorpions are a good thing, but their habits are not very good," the golden scorpion said.
"What habit?" said Su Buji.
"When you are close, the female scorpion always likes to eat the male scorpion, which is a bad habit," the golden scorpion said.
"Oh, this habit is not very good, so you don't want to be a male scorpion," Su Buji said.
"But I'm a scorpion after all," said the golden scorpion.
"You can not be a scorpion, like... Su Buji said.
"Like what?" said the golden scorpion.
"A cricket, a praying mantis, and even a bee is not bad," Su said.
"Hey!" the golden scorpion sighed at this moment.
"Isn't that good?" Su said.
"It's a good idea, but unfortunately I can't even think about it," said the golden scorpion.
"Is there anything else that the golden scorpion doesn't dare to think about?" Su Buji's face showed a little sinister smile.
"Of course, because the golden scorpion also has a silver scorpion by his side," the golden scorpion said.
"Silver Scorpion?" Su Buji shook his head.
"What the silver scorpion doesn't like, the golden scorpion will definitely not do," the golden scorpion said.
The woman also washed the bowl in the basin again, this bowl was indeed a little difficult to wash, and Li Qing guessed that this female shopkeeper might be a silver scorpion.
This person is actually a hidden master, this Li Qing didn't expect.
The hand washing the dishes finally stopped, and the woman turned her head, patted her hand, and said, "You are Su Camel Su Buji?"
"If it's fake," Su said.
"Why do you have such a name? I don't like it at all," said Silver Scorpion.
"If you had a name, what would it be?" asked Su Buji.
"You should call it a Su camel, you are very much like a camel in the desert," the silver scorpion smiled.
The streets suddenly became deathly silent, and the breathing of the people stopped almost instantly, and everyone here had seen camels in the desert and knew that camels had two humps.
The camel's hump is fleshy, and the humpback of the Su camel is born, which is a physiological defect, and in this joke, the name can be called, but the person cannot be insulted.
Su Buji's face had turned purple, and this face no longer had the feeling of a human face under the illumination of the hawker stall lanterns.
"My name is the best, I like it," the words came out of his teeth.
"What's the name?" the silver scorpion's hand ran through her hair, and there was a large silver hairpin in her hair.
"Because I always say the same thing in my work, my name is Su Buji," Su Bu raised the gong in the second hand, this gong is very large, and the golden gong is very dazzling.
The autumn breeze in the middle of the night is very fast, but it is very light.
I don't know if the autumn wind is deliberately disturbing this dark night, or the people in the dark don't like the autumn wind, Li Qing thinks that his heart is just a little calm,
A gust of wind has been brought up from the clothes of the person in front of him, and this is the sound of the wind brought by speed.
A small hand grabbed Li Qing's hand tightly, this hand is not warm now, it is very cold, if the heart is still hot at this time, it is really a ghost.
The move is not only terrifying, but the move is a dead move, and the person who uses the move understands it very well.
When there is no choice between life and death, survival is an instinct, and only by killing the opponent with the fastest move can you have a chance of survival.
The move is a murderous move, the hand is a murderous hand, and the moment the clothes flutter, the person's free hand turns into a fist.
The gong had opened, and the gong was now like a boomerang, surrounded by triangular blades that began to fly in the air.
The gong flew towards the silver scorpion, but the man pounced on the golden scorpion that was standing.
The wind that brought it up was divided into two directions in an instant, and this person's technique was fast, which was a terrible opponent.
Li Qing looked at this surprising moment, if he met this person to make a move, how sure he could be now, and now his heart is not low.
The gong that flew out was active, and so was the person who was attacked, and the person of the silver scorpion bowed her waist, and her waist seemed to be a wind spinning top.
The man's feet did not move, but the man's waist turned quickly, and the moment the gong rotated above the man's head, a silver hairpin appeared in the hand of the silver scorpion.
The person who flew out of Su Buer, what Li Qing saw was a big lump of flesh, and this person's whole body had shrunk together, which was simply impenetrable.
The golden scorpion made a 'hum' word, and the cigarette gun had already reached his hand, and the black cigarette handle began to dance, and the person floated up, and the cigarette gun in his hand flew straight to the flesh lumps.
If it is a normal person, curled together, you can see his head clearly, at this moment this person is a hunchback, his back is bigger than his head, and a muffled sound of a 'bell' breaks the night.
This is the sound of hitting iron, and this man's hump seems to be hit by iron.
Su Buji's shadow flashed, slid past the golden scorpion's side, his fist had already struck, as if it hit a person, and the golden scorpion's person flew out.
The hairpin of the silver scorpion is made of silver, and this hairpin is very long, and it is now under the gong, and the gong is still turning, and in the eyes of man, this is acrobatics.
The acrobatic plate will not fly out, but the silver scorpion is not an acrobat, and the gong on the top of the hairpin flies out.
Li Qing sees the gong flying out, and this gong is coming towards him in the direction it is now, and Li Qing has a Fluttershy by his side, and he will not give up on this living person.
Li Qing's feet immediately slipped back, he was now holding a girl in his hand, the girl was a trouble, Li Qing's choice was the fastest, but the speed of the gong was still not slow.
The moment the scabbard blocked, Li Qing took three steps back, the power of the gong was so great, Li Qing felt his tiger mouth shock.
The spinning gong changed direction and landed on the table, digging deep into the wooden tabletop with a 'buzzing' trembling sound.
Su Buer's figure fell back in a somersault, and his eyes were now looking at Li Qing, as if he had seen a monster.
"You're not an ordinary person, I don't see it," Su said.
"I just like a person who comes to eat noodles, I didn't expect you guys to fight here," Li Qing said lightly.
"I just thought you were a little couple who eloped, but I didn't expect it to be a hard thing," Su Buji said.
This hoarse voice, Li Qing felt very uncomfortable, if it weren't for the flying gong, Li Qing would not be willing to interfere with their affairs.
"Who are you, you are young, but your skills are not weak," Su Buji said.
Without waiting for Li Qing to answer, a shadow appeared again, and his words interrupted the conversation at this moment.
"His woman is not simple, can he be a simple person?" The golden scorpion that flew out flew back again, coughing as he spoke.
Hearing this, Su Buer removed his eyes from looking at Li Qing.
"You're still alive?" Su Buer looked at the golden scorpion and said.
"My old bones seem to be very hard, and the old Hades don't need them yet," the golden scorpion said.
The golden scorpion looked at the person in front of him, his eyes were full of surprise, and now it seemed that every part of this person's body was full of danger.
The most dangerous place for this person should be the hunchback behind him, Li Qing also felt strange, this person's hunchback should be a sarcoma, but it can actually catch a blow.
The power of the golden scorpion's smoking gun should be very large, and hitting it on it is like hitting iron.
"Do you still want to loosen the old bones?" said Jin Fuji.
"The old bones haven't been loosened for many years, and now it's not as good as an offspring," said the golden scorpion.
"Looks like I'm going to chop off the scorpion's tail today," Kim said.
"The person is not good-looking, but the words are quite big," the silver scorpion came to the golden scorpion, and the hairpin in the woman's hand had returned to the bun.
She now held a strange weapon in her hand, like a soft whip, but with barbs hanging from it, and the tip of the whip glistened coldly.
This is the tail of the scorpion, and this is also the weapon of the scorpions, and the weapon is in the hands of a pair of scorpions, and the faces of the people are heaped with sneers.
There was no gong in Su Bu's second hand now, and his back suddenly bowed, and a gong appeared in his hand again, and this gong was black.
The hands shook, and now they are a pair again, one on the left and one on the left.
This man is like a trickster, he is hunched over and holding a pair of gongs, which can't help but remind people of the people playing gongs on the stage, and the sound of the gongs must be very loud.
The Mid-Autumn Festival breeze is a bit cold at night.
"You female scorpion should stay at home," Su Buji said grimly.
"Scorpions like dark places, not dry and odorless homes," the silver scorpion said in a demonic voice.
"I do know a place for you scorpion," Su Buji said.
"Your place is definitely a good place," Silver Scorpion said.
"It's best for scorpions to live," Su Buji said.
"Oh!" the golden scorpion's eyes blinked.
Li Qing looked at these three strange people quietly, he didn't want to make a move, such people must be extraordinary Jianghu people, and their grievances seemed to be very deep.
Scorpions like shady places, people like sunny places, and the living people definitely don't want to go to such places.
Sure enough, Li Qing heard a sigh, they must have thought of this place, there are a lot of scorpions in this place.
After a sigh, Su Buji said: "It seems that the two of you like this place, so I will send them away today." ”
The golden scorpion was a man, and the man's face was already full of anger, and the man shouted, "Just because you are a dead camel?"
"Well, an old friend should do," Su said, but he didn't get angry.
"The camel is a cheerful person, but the old lady wants to see who gives whom?" said the silver scorpion.
"If I said that I would send you there with just one move, would you believe it or not?" Su Buji said.
I've seen a person with a big talk, Li Qing has never seen a person with such a big talk, this person is very conceited, and a conceited person is definitely not ordinary.
The silver scorpion's face began to turn blue, and the person was stunned, and suddenly sneered and said, "You're kidding!"
"I'm a very persistent person, and I've never liked to tell jokes to scorpions," Su said.
Man never speaks again, and the night that does not speak is a sad night.