Section 47 Cooking Techniques
Liu Yu exclaimed in surprise: "Brother Bushou, Yue Daxia, and Sister Xue, why are you all here?" Han Bushou said: "Hey, do you think we want to come!" Before he could finish speaking, dozens of Khitan warriors rushed in behind him, surrounding Han Bushou, Yue Shengsi, and Xue Hongmei.
These Khitan warriors were dressed slightly differently from the Khitans who came in earlier, and there were three generals at the head. The original Yelu Khitan general, who was sitting at the table and drinking heavily, saw the three of them enter the room and jumped up from the stool.
Liu Yu saw the four of them arguing with each other, and he couldn't understand what they were arguing about, and he wanted to say something to Han Bushou, and suddenly felt a sharp pain in his head, it turned out that Lu Shengyan had chiseled him fiercely.
Lu Shengyan pulled him into the kitchen and said in a low voice: "Do you still want Han Bushou to talk to them, don't you want to live, what if those Khitans see through it." There are estimated thousands of Khitans in this market, and I can't guarantee that I will take you out alive. ”
The two cleaned up in the kitchen, and saw that there were still some chickens, ducks and fish on the cutting board, and the basket next to them was full of melons, fruits and vegetables. Lu Shengyan asked, "What do the Khitan people like to eat?" Liu Yu said: "I guess I like to eat meat, but I don't know how to do it." ”
Lu Shengyan said angrily: "Didn't you say, did you see that your mother cooked?" Liu Yu replied aggrievedly: "That doesn't mean that I will do it." Saying that, he had an idea and said, "Either let's make balls, that's simple." ”
Lu Shengyan said: "Okay!" The two put a large piece of beef on the cutting board, and Liu Yu waved a knife to cut it. Lu Shengyan thought he was too slow, snatched the knife, and said, "Look at me, cut it like this!" I saw her knife come out like a shadow, and a large piece of beef turned into meat sauce in a blink of an eye.
Liu Yu was amazed and said, "Aunt Lu, what kind of sword technique are you, teach me." Lu Shengyan said: "This is actually a set of swordsmanship, called 'Fushou Sword', which is the stunt of the Kunlun faction. As she spoke, she held Liu Yu's hand and taught him how to use a knife.
However, Liu Yu was too stupid to learn, and there was always a deviation in the direction of the knife, and he often not only failed to cut the meat, but almost threw the knife out.
Lu Shengyan shook her head and said: "Too stupid, too stupid, when I taught you the 'Qiankun Lost Footwork', I thought you were quite smart." Liu Yu asked in surprise: "Aunt Lu, didn't I learn 'donkey scurrying skills'?"
Lu Shengyan glanced at him and said, "You think you are a donkey, then you are!" She simply threw the knife away and said, "Teach you to try it with your palm!" I saw her slash out with several palms, and with a bang, a large piece of beef on the cutting board was slapped into a mash.
Liu Yu was eager to try it and said, "I should be able to do this!" Lu Shengyan smiled: "This can work? This is much more difficult than using a knife." After speaking, she will teach Liu Yu the tricks of palm luck. Liu Yu drew a scoop according to the gourd, and beckoned the beef on the cutting board with both palms, although the beef was not beaten into meat sauce, but it was also sparsely crushed.
Lu Shengyan felt very strange when she saw that his moves contained superior internal force, and asked: "Dog baby, who did you learn this internal skill from, it has only been more than a month, and the change can be so big?" Liu Yu said: "Aunt Lu, you don't know, I am a fool and a fool." As he spoke, he told her everything he had encountered in the rock chamber.
After hearing this, Lu Shengyan sighed: "You can have such an opportunity, which is also a blessing from fate." If Uncle Mao could also understand these methods in the "Book of Removing Stasis" back then, he would not have practiced kung fu too far. ”
Liu Yu said: "It's okay, I can teach him all the "Book of Stasis" that I have memorized." Lu Shengyan sighed: "Let's heal his brain first." ”
After Liu Yu learned several palm techniques taught by Lu Shengyan, the more he practiced, the more energetic he became. Later, he simply put the chicken, duck and fish meat together and smashed them, and asked Lu Shengyan: "Aunt Lu, do you want to add some vegetables to it?" Lu Shengyan said: "You can add whatever you like, I won't eat it anyway!"
Liu Yu said: "I want to pee in it." Lu Shengyan said: "You're not a good thing!" and wanted to hit him again. Liu Yu sighed: "If only Hua Sanniang were here, she sprinkled a handful of poison with her hand, and these Khitan people in the house would have to die." While the two were talking, there was another noise outside the kitchen.
Lu Shengyan grabbed the meat sauce with both hands, kneaded it into meatballs, threw it into the boiling water, and said, "Dog baby, you go out to see what happened, remember to take care of your Uncle Lu!" Liu Yu said: "Don't worry!" said and walked to the inn lobby.
I saw that the lobby was already crowded with people, and the whole room was full, and it turned out that dozens of Khitans had come in. He squeezed into the middle of the crowd and saw four people sitting on the ground, all tied up.
One of the middle-aged women was short and fat, with a dark complexion, and a large fleshy mole on her lips. There is also a little dwarf who wears gold and silver, and his hands and feet are tied into zongzi, but he is not convinced, it is the Yue Wuwu who is good at setting traps. Another pair of mother and son were tied together, it was Mrs. Xiao and Abaoji.
As soon as Mrs. Xiao and Liu Yu made eye contact, they moved away, and their faces showed shame. Liu Yuhun didn't care, and said, "Mrs. Xiao, why are you here?" Mrs. Xiao sighed, pointed at Hua Sanniang and Yue Wuwu with her chin, and said, "It's not that they have been harmed!"
It turned out that Yue Wuwu had been itching in his legs since he was caught in Hua Sanniang's five Gu Sansan, and he knew that if he continued like this, his legs would inevitably be abolished. He pressed Hua Sanniang in every way and asked her to hand over the antidote. Hua Sanniang acted spicy, knowing that if she handed over the antidote, she would definitely die, so she gritted her teeth and no matter how she persecuted Yue Wuwu, she just wouldn't pay.
Yue Wuwu was so painful that he hugged his legs and rolled on the ground, so he had to put Hua Sanniang down from the tree. Although Hua Sanniang relieved him of the poison of the Five Gu San, she mixed the Three Worms and Three Corpse Pills into the antidote, and Yue Wuli had to be controlled by her after taking it.
Hua Sanniang took Yue Wuwuli to capture Mrs. Xiao and Abaoji, and originally wanted to take them back to the camp of the rebel army. Unexpectedly, he met the scattered rebel soldiers on the way.
As soon as she asked, she knew that Shang Rang led the righteous army to repel Song Wei, and the two armies were in a fierce battle. At this time, a large number of Khitans outflanked and attacked from the flanks of the two armies, and they caught Shang Rang and Song Wei off guard and collapsed for thousands of miles. Now Shang Rang has led the remnants of the army to retreat in the direction of Songzhou, and Song Wei fled back to Luoyang single-handedly, leaving the officers and soldiers of the brigade to the Khitans.
After Hua Sanniang inquired about the situation, she took Yue Wuwu and Mrs. Xiao's mother and son, and then fled in the direction of Songzhou, but was intercepted by a group of Khitans on the way.
One of the generals of the Khitan people recognized Mrs. Xiao's mother and son, so he tied her up and brought her to this bazaar. Before the four of them entered the inn, three other Khitan generals rushed forward and hugged them into the inn together.
Liu Yu saw that although the Khitan people in the hall were chaotic on the surface, they were actually divided into eight factions, which followed behind the eight Khitan generals. These eight Khitan generals quarreled fiercely, and they rolled up their sleeves one after another, intending to make a move. The Khitan warriors behind the eight generals drew their swords one after another when they saw this, and they saw that a bloody battle was about to begin.
At this time, the general of the Yelu clan hurriedly stretched out his hand and shouted to stop it. I don't know what he said, but the other seven generals put away their swords one after another and stopped arguing.
They each retreated the Khitan warriors on the left and right, and then closed the door, leaving only these eight Khitan generals in the lobby. There are also Hua Sanniang, Yue Wu Muli, Mrs. Han's mother and son, Han Bushou, Yue Shengsi, Xue Hongmei and Cui Dongyang. Gongsun Mao squatted on the ground and licked the candy, ignoring no one. The big rock candy had been licked into a small spinning top by him.
After Lu Shengyan cooked the meatballs, she brought the pot into the lobby, and a smell of meat came to her nose. When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but turn around. The eight Khitan generals couldn't help but be surprised when they saw Lu Shengyan being a woman, holding a cauldron of only a few dozen catties in both hands, and their hands and legs were not trembling.
Lu Shengyan couldn't help but be overjoyed when she saw that there were only eight Khitans left in the hall, and they were all big names like generals. She gave Liu Yu a look, and Liu Yu nodded in understanding. Lu Shengyan walked a few steps with the cauldron and said with a smile: "Generals, the meatballs are ready, come and eat them!"
Although the eight Khitan generals couldn't understand Chinese, they could understand what she meant, and they were all overjoyed, and they rolled up their sleeves to scoop meatballs into the pot to eat. Lu Shengyan picked up the cauldron and threw it, and the meatballs flew out with the boiling soup. Seeing this, everyone avoided it, but the eight Khitan generals were splashed with boiling soup because they wanted to eat the meatballs in the pot.
At the same time, Liu Yu used the "Qiankun Lost Footwork", went around the back of the Khitan generals, flew with both palms, and hit the back of the head. The eight generals didn't say a word, and they all collapsed to the ground.
Yue Sheng sighed that he couldn't dodge, his face was red from the boiling soup, and he covered his hands for a while before he said, "Senior sister, what kind of food are you cooking, it's really salty." Lu Shengyan said: "Senior brother, if you want to eat well, go to Songzhou to find your little sister!" Han Bushou was originally silent, but then raised his head and said angrily: "Please also pay attention to Miss Lu's words!" Xue Hongmei grabbed his arm and signaled that he didn't have to be too angry.
Liu Yu pulled these eight Khitan generals to the corner of the wall, and these eight people were all big men, and their bodies were very heavy, and he was so tired that he was out of breath. Lu Shengyan touched his head and praised: "Your palm technique just now is very good, it seems that you are much better at learning palm than learning knife." ”
Yue Shengyan was shocked when he heard this, and said, "Senior sister, Liu Yu has not entered my sword master's sect, how can you teach him to break the jade palm?" Lu Shengyan glanced at him and said, "Senior brother, I still have this bit of proportion, junior sister, what I taught him was not the broken jade palm, but the two yi palms of the Kunlun faction." Yue Sheng sighed and said ashamedly: "I'm sorry, junior sister, blame me for not seeing clearly." ”
Lu Shengyan sighed and said, "Since the Sword Sect has been passed into the hands of you and me, there is neither a head nor a disciple. In a few decades, this sword gate may disappear from the rivers and lakes. ”
Yue Sheng sighed: "It's all because when the old man was dying, he didn't know where the head of the iron mandarin duck was hidden. Without this iron mandarin duck, neither of us can be the head. According to the rules of the sword gate, if you are not the head of the sect, you must not accept apprentices. ”
Lu Shengyan shook his hand, signaling that it was inconvenient for him to say any more, and then said to Liu Yu: "Dog baby, pack up these eight Khitans, let's set off." Seeing that Lu Shengyan actually asked him to kill people with his own hands, Liu Yu couldn't help but hesitate. Cui Dongyang saw his hesitation, shook his head slightly, and motioned for him to stand still and not move.
At this time, Mrs. Xiao spoke: "Miss Lu, if you kill these eight people, I'm afraid it will be difficult for all of us to leave this place alive." ”