Chapter 356: Destroy, I'm Tired.
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, this female benefactor, don't question Poor Dao with an aggressive face, you don't have a little femininity in you, who wants to pay attention to you?" Ziyang Zhenren said honestly.
Bang!
Guanyin Bodhisattva exploded, and three wisps of green smoke came out of her Baihui acupoint, how could this guy's vision be similar to that of his own evil animal.
From ancient times to the present, for tens of millions of years, no one has ever said that there is no femininity in the deity.
Of course.
No one has ever said that there is femininity in the deity.
This matter itself is in the state of Schrรถdinger's cat, and no one can make up their minds.
You have red lips and white teeth, and you have no basis for empty words, why should you slander the deity Qingbai?
"Amitabha, fellow Daoist, can you ignore me now?" Guanyin Bodhisattva revealed his true body.
The expression on her face was calm, just standing there with her hands folded.
Ziyang Zhenren took two or three steps back, he is also a Taoist master who is quite popular with women, so he naturally knows a lot of truths in the world.
When a woman is angry, the calmer she is, the more angry she is.
Although Guanyin Bodhisattva is a great power of Buddhism, in the final analysis, she is also a woman, isn't she?
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Master Guanyin, what a coincidence!"
"It's a coincidence that I've been here for a long time. Guanyin Bodhisattva said coldly.
Her heart is pulling out the cold now, she didn't know it before, but now she realizes that she is a real failure to be a woman, and she can't even compare to the man next to her.
Lao Tie, it's heartbroken.
"Master, smile, don't be like this, poor Dao is afraid. Ziyang Zhenren took three more steps back, and he was already ready to plan.
As soon as there is any trouble, he immediately uses the escape method of pressing the bottom of the box.
Don't mention anything else, run away first, the most important thing is to live.
The deity couldn't laugh. โ
"Master, let's get down to business first, I'm here to subdue demons and eliminate demons, and that Sai Tai Sui doesn't know which immortal raised him, and he has no sense of public morality at all, so he actually released the surrendered mount and harmed the people. โ
Ziyang Zhenren complained righteously: "Fortunately, I found out early, and I used my treasure clothes to protect the body of the Golden Saint Palace Niangniang, and I didn't let that monster succeed, otherwise the ethics of the world would be chaotic." โ
Guanyin Bodhisattva's face was even darker, and Sai Tai Sui was a monster who ran out of Putuo Mountain.
You old way, are you going to target the deity, do you have to die to offend the deity?
"Amitabha, Sai Tai Sui is the golden retriever roar under the throne of the deity, and the deity came today to take him back. โ
Ziyang Zhenren shuddered for a moment, he felt that his life was short.
You said that today's incident is too much of a coincidence, right?
Bodhisattva, you believe in the poor path, and the poor path has absolutely no intention of targeting you!
"Immortal Emperor, the deity admits defeat, don't pretend, show your true body. "Guanyin Bodhisattva has the strength to say.
She bowed her proud head, and secretly wept bitterly in her heart.
Ziyang Zhenren was a little shocked, Immortal Emperor, where is there a fourth person in this hedgehog cave?
Boom ......
Xie Yun smiled like a villain and returned to his true form.
The expression on Ziyang Zhenren's face was compared to Sai Tai Sui, so he had to lose it, but he also looked like he had seen a ghost.
Oh my God, I've lived for tens of thousands of years, and I can't tell if it's a man or a woman.
Not to mention the transformation technique, everyone is a cultivator, and they are all foxes for thousands of years, how can they not see through Liaozhai?
Clumsy is clumsy, too heart-wrenching.
"Sister Guanyin, Bendi is interested in holding a lecture on how to show the charm of women themselves, are you interested in chartering a venue and providing 1-to-1 private services?" Xie Yun teased.
"No need, the deity is sad, destroy, I'm tired. โ
Guanyin Bodhisattva lost her soul, and she grabbed the trembling golden retriever from the depths of the hedgehog cave and prepared to leave this sad place.
Wait a minute!
Ziyang Zhenren silently watched the Bodhisattva leave, and suddenly stretched out his hand to stop people, he wanted to apologize solemnly and strive for forgiveness.
A golden immortal, who will be stared at by Yasheng in the future, I am afraid that life will be a little difficult!
The real person's hand grabbed a strand of Guanyin's hair and gently tugged at it.
Boom~~
The wig fell off, revealing a large bald head.
Ziyang Zhenren gasped, and Guanyin Bodhisattva finally broke out.
After all, the bald thing can't be hidden, and it seems that he has to kill people.
Why do you keep challenging the bottom line of the Buddha-figure's patience again and again?
Except for the pervert of the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperors, how could anyone in the Three Realms of the Flood Desolation dare to challenge the dignity of Yasheng?
"Take your life!"
Ziyang Zhenren spat out a mouthful of natal essence blood, and his imperial sword turned into a great light, far away.
Guanyin Bodhisattva chased after him and refused to let go.
"Looking at the sky, who can save the lives of poor people?" Ziyang Zhenren lamented.
"Fellow Daoist, go to a crowded place. "Xie Yunwanli transmitted.
Ziyang Zhenren was overjoyed, he turned his head in the direction of the pig cave to express his gratitude, and flew to heaven without hesitation.
Guanyin Bodhisattva was so angry that he almost vomited blood, you can run away, can you return the wig to the deity?
She watched Ziyang Zhenren fly over the Nantian Gate, gritted her teeth, pulled a white scarf to cover her bald head, and then turned around and went to Putuo Mountain to close the real death.
Unless the hair grows, you won't go down the mountain if you are killed.
Xie Yun made full use of his reputation as the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor, the unparalleled benevolence and righteousness, and after he used demonic techniques to appease the little monsters in Qilin Mountain, he gave each of them a small card and asked them to go to Shuangchaling to report.
This difficulty should be regarded as over.
No one died this time, and today is another day of peace!
Xie Yun replied to Zhu Ziguo with a sigh.
The king was overjoyed, and he held a grand farewell dinner for the procession.
The lady of the Golden Sacred Palace personally came out to thank her and asked to take off her treasure clothes.
Otherwise, the king can't touch his body, it's better to be cheaper than the monster in the first place, why bother to stay alive and widowed?
Xie Yun was in the mood of being happy, so he took the lady of the Golden Sacred Palace to the secret room and personally tore her treasure clothes with violence.
When they came out, both of them turned red and felt embarrassed.
But the king didn't mind this, and when he saw that there were only four people left in the procession, he asked curiously, "Daoist, what about the beautiful female bodhisattva who walked with you?"
"Gone, she shouldn't come back again in her life. โ
The king shook his head, sad.
That female bodhisattva is really beautiful, and he wants to get to know her.
The lady of the Golden Sacred Palace was still a little guilty, after all, her body was seen by others, but now, she only felt that she was too cautious just now and did nothing.
After all, the Taoist who learned the scriptures was much more handsome than the king, and his ability was greater, and everything was much greater.
"Your Majesty, there is something the minister wants to ask, I don't know if to talk about it?" asked Liu Rufeng, the secretary of Honglu Temple.
"Aiqing, please speak. โ
"Your Majesty remembers the promise. โ
"What?" King Zhu Ziguo was stunned.
His first reaction was, could it be that when the Golden Saint Palace Niangniang was captured by the monster, what kind of rhetoric did he say?
Liu Rufeng, the secretary of Honglu Temple, said: "Your Majesty promised that the Taoist would cure your illness, you promised to give away half of the land, and the Taoist took it back to Niangniang, and you gave away half of the land, and now it is time to fulfill the promise." โ