Chapter 240 Secret Technique: Really sit still
The scorpion essence borrowed Xie Yun, it must be Liu Bei borrowing Jingzhou - there is no loan but no return.
As early as in the daughter country, she was eyeing Xie Yun, but unfortunately the queen was the reincarnation of Hou Tu Niang at that time, and there was no way to start, and now that the person was lying on her bed, she could naturally get up and down.
Suck!
"Grandma, don't drool, the Taoist is already your person, don't be pretentious, hurry up. The maid of the Pipa Cave persuaded.
The scorpion essence wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and said, "You go out first, and I will change the Taoist first." ”
For three days in a row, she tried in Pipa Cave, in bed, in the kitchen, and in the main hall, but she couldn't succeed in teasing Xie Yun.
I can only sigh, the Taoist chief is not messy, he is really a righteous gentleman Yanagishita Meguma!
On this day, in bed, the scorpion essence was wearing sexy pajamas, lying next to Xie Yun, and when she was intoxicated with the peerless beauty, she found that the other party slowly opened her eyes, and immediately ripped her clothes and put on a more sexy pose.
"Dao Chief, did you sleep well?"
Xie Yun rubbed his eyes, opened his eyes, and what caught his eye was a deep career line, hiss, such a domineering figure!
, how do I get in a woman's bed?
What did those three gangsters do, Lao Tzu just took a nap, they wouldn't sell their master to a female goblin and raise money to break up, right?
When Xie Yun was thinking about it, the scorpion came up and said in a coquettish voice, "Dao Chief, what's wrong with you?"
He remained silent, pulled his arm out of the scorpion spirit's arms, and asked, "Why am I here, my three apprentices?"
"I brought you from them, and they are still waiting for you outside the Poison Enemy Mountain. ”
Xie Yun's forehead was bruised, the three criminals, now they can't even beat the female monsters?
Lao Tzu told me a thousand times before going to bed, you actually ......
"Oh, Dao Chief, your chest hurts, can you rub it for me?"
"Cough, the poor road is not close to women, female donor, you get up, this seven-turn golden pill can cure all diseases, you take it. ”
The scorpion spirit looked at the seven-turn golden pill in her hand, her eyes lit up, she was originally just ...... No...... It was love at first sight, but I didn't expect to bump into the golden beetle's son-in-law.
No, a peerless good man like Dao Chang must not let go, even if he sticks it upside down, he must use 520 glue to stick himself firmly with him.
"Hey, Dao Chief, you just woke up, your stomach is hungry and you can't die, can someone give you food below?"
Hey, these long legs, so white, the skin is so good, very light, and the legs are good-looking, and the black ......
Forget it, excessive use of kidneys can easily lead to a deficit in the body, and you are still young, so you must know how to take care of your body.
"Ahem, this female benefactor, don't be tempting the poor, there is really not a drop. Xie Yun said with a clear heart mantra.
In fact, he doesn't need to recite the heart mantra, he was squeezed dry by Houtu last time, and he hasn't recovered yet, even if he wants to make mistakes, he doesn't have the strength.
The scorpion spirit does not believe in evil, and shows her domineering figure and excellent ventriloquism, and then she is gone.
"Female donor, why do you bother?" Xie Yun said helplessly, a real man, if you don't talk, you can't get up.
The scorpion spirit raised his head and shouted outside the cave: "You order, let's eat the whole sheep feast today, and make up for the Taoist chief!"
This female monster is quite persistent.
"Donor, you must know that the twisted melon is not sweet. Xie Yun lay on the bed, in a large shape, and let her toss.
A scorpion essence in the Golden Immortal Stage, even if it blew itself up, would not be able to hurt the quasi-saint in the slightest, so Xie Yun was very relieved and enjoyed it.
"Dao Chief, the twisted melon is not sweet, but it quenches your thirst!"
Xie Yun: emmm
What you said makes sense, and I don't know how to refute it.
"That spring flower and autumn moon, you two flipped through it and brought over the piece of firewood I loved some time ago. The scorpion spirit finally gave up, put on his pajamas, and went out to shout.
Soon, she came back with a bowl of pink potion and said gently, "Come, Dao Chief, take the medicine." ”
Xie Yun refused: "Female donor, the poor road is a body that is invulnerable to all poisons, this thing is useless!"
"Dao Chief, don't worry, how could I poison you?" The scorpion essence said gently: "I love a piece of firewood is the top medicine for the concubine's body, and taking it can promote the absorption of spiritual energy, which is a good thing." ”
Ben Di believes that you are a ghost, you are a female monster very bad, you are hungry for my body!
When Xie Yun was shirking in various ways, two maids in colorful clothes and embroidered clothes broke in, looking panicked and said: "Grandma, it's not good, the three ugly monsters outside the poisonous enemy mountain are shouting outside our cave, saying that we want to hand over his master, otherwise we will enter the cave and kill a chicken and dog." ”
It turned out that Zhu Bajie persuaded Sun Wukong, and the three of them waited leisurely for three days, estimating that the time was about the same, before calling the master.
"Bah, they think beautifully, they enter the Pipa Cave, that's my people, you take care of the Taoist, I'll meet them!"
Xie Yun sat up from the boudoir bed, took out the highly poisonous card, handed it to the scorpion essence, and said, "Female donor, although my three apprentices are wastewood, they are also in the Da Luo Jin Immortal Period, and you are not his opponent." ”
"Fight with them, you can only outwit, not attack, this highly poisonous card can help you break the strong enemy. ”
A green light hit the scorpion spirit, and she found that the neurotoxin in her tail needle was more than ten times more powerful.
In the past, he was able to deal with Da Luo Jinxian, but now that the quasi-saint comes, he can't eat and walk around.
The Dao Leader is really still interesting to himself, otherwise he would not help himself and deal with his apprentices.
Xie Yun looked at the scorpion spirit who flattered him frantically, and then jumped away with a daze, confused.
It was in order to punish the three apprentices that he took action to enhance the strength of the scorpion essence, did she misunderstand something?
"You three scoundrels, you dare to disturb my love with the Taoist chief, you are really looking for death, eat the old lady's fork!" The scorpion spirit said angrily with a three-strand steel fork in his hand.
As soon as the three of them heard that she was in love with Xie Yun, they didn't dare to make a dead move, and they were forced to fight and retreat.
"Bajie, Senior Brother Sha, when did our master like the dominatrix?" Sun Wukong said puzzled.
"Brother Monkey, everyone is a man, you should be able to understand, tired of it, occasionally change your appetite, it's normal, let's make a move, our master is just playing with her, not serious. Zhu Bajie shook his ears and teased.
"Phew, are the three of you also my opponents?" the scorpion spirit said angrily: "Bi Ma Wen, don't you know how to advance and retreat, in the Great Lei Yin Temple, if you come to me, you have to respect me for three points, what are you?"
Hitting people doesn't slap their faces, scolding people doesn't expose their shortcomings, Sun Wukong remembered the days when he was pressed under Wuzhi Mountain, he was annoyed and angry, holding a golden hoop stick, and he was fighting with the scorpion.
Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng were forced out of the battle group, and when the two fought for a long time, the scorpion essence finally ran out, revealing a flaw.
Sun Wukong grabbed the white blade with his bare hands, snatched the three-strand steel fork in her hand, and didn't care at all that a barb stung towards his ass.