Chapter 340 was reported, and he was interested

"Why is this still bringing food?" Guanyin was a little angry.

In her opinion, the road of learning scriptures should be arduous, it should be simple, it should be a path full of great perseverance, and it is too corrupt to go out with a cook.

"Bodhisattva, I didn't cook anything delicious today, it was just a simple home-cooked meal. The Black Bear Spirit explained.

Guanyin Bodhisattva's face softened slightly, a simple meal, that's okay.

And then, she was stupid, this is a simple meal?

The black bear spirit kept pulling out the plate from the food box, and reported the name of the dish in his mouth: "Immortal Emperor, this is the recipe I found in the imperial dining room, how about you taste it?"

"Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicks, ......"

No more, no less, a full one hundred and eight.

Guanyin Bodhisattva was angry, and she said angrily: "Immortal Emperor, did you eat all this on the way to learn the scriptures?"

Xie Yun shook his head and said, "No, this is just an occasional meal, and most of the time it is mainly about eating monsters." ”

The food of the four masters and apprentices on the way to learn the scriptures is extremely simple, if there are monsters that do not have long eyes, then eat monsters, if you encounter a populated place, then eat a little local special food.

When you are tired of eating everything, you will eat the fresh dishes invented by Xiong Da.

Guanyin was angry, but she thought about it for a long time, but she didn't think of anything to criticize.

Finally, she looked at the food left on the table and said indignantly, "You guys are wasting food!"

Xiong Dayi waved his hand, put away all the leftovers, and said, "Bodhisattva, you misunderstood, there are still little monsters waiting for dinner in the small world of Xuling, and these meals will definitely not be wasted." ”

Guanyin gritted his teeth, picked bones in the eggs, and accused: "As a cultivator, you eat Haisai nonsense every day, and the four of you are fat!"

"Wukong, Bajie, Sha Seng, are you fat for your teacher?" Xie Yun asked.

After receiving an affirmative answer, he then offered a mutated version of the true fire of samadhi.

Rumble!

After a deflagration, the real fire burned, and the four masters and apprentices recovered their perfect figures.

"Master, with this good method, you should treat us earlier!" Zhu Bajie said with tears streaming down his face.

In order to lose weight, how much suffering did he suffer, where did he know that it was so simple to lose weight, numb eggs, heart congestion!

Guanyin Bodhisattva looked sluggish, there is still this kind of weight loss method?

Immortal Emperor, you actually used the top-level immortal cultivation methods on burning fat, you are insulting the vast number of monks in the Three Realms of the Flood and Desolation, especially the female cultivators.

Bastard, if you have such a good means, you should have made it public sooner!

After the four masters and apprentices had eaten and drunk enough, they went back to the small world of Xuling to rest together.

In order to be a qualified scripture learner, Guanyin Bodhisattva resolutely refused to enter, and she chose to meditate on the spot and eat wild fruits.

Anger!

What kind of experience is this kind of drunken life?

On the next road, she witnessed all kinds of evils, including Xie Yun's flirting with female monsters on the way to learn the scriptures.

Finally, Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't help it, and she decided to tell these things to the Buddha.

Soon, a reply came from the Great Leiyin Temple in the West Heaven.

"Guanyin, what do you let the deity do?" asked Rulai.

Guanyin Bodhisattva reacted at this time, this is his own boss's uncle, and his strength is outrageous, borrowing the Buddha's one hundred and eighty leopard guts, he doesn't dare to say a word more about this kind of thing!

Forget it, forget it, out of sight is quiet. Tsinghua

On the next way to learn the scriptures, whenever he encountered a female monster, Guanyin Bodhisattva began to play a small game of one, two, three, and wooden people.

Fortunately, this kind of thing didn't last long, and there was finally a crowd ahead.

That night, the group decided to stay and rest in a farm not far away.

Knock! Knock!

Sun Wukong stepped forward and knocked on the door, and an old man with a quinoa cane came out, he stepped on his shoes, wore a black scarf on his head, and opened the door in plain clothes and asked, "Who is shouting at my door?"

"Uncle, our master and apprentice are passing by Guibao Land, can we spend the night?" asked Sun Wukong.

", there's no place!" the old man glanced at Sun Wukong, and then began to rush people to close the door.

"You old man, if you don't let you live, you won't let you live, you just say, who are you driving?" Sun Wukong was very unhappy.

"You bone-faced, kowtowed, nosed, sunken cheeks, hairy eyes, tuberculosis, I don't know how high or low, you have a pointed mouth, you are not a good person at first glance, who dares to let you enter the door?" the old man shouted boldly.

He also used a quinoa staff to give Sun Dasheng a face.

Sun Wukong's lungs are about to explode, my old grandson is in the three realms of the flood and desolation, where can I go?

It's okay to be blocked by you today, you still say that my grandson is ugly?

Shi Ke is unbearable, I won't let you, an old man, see it today, it seems that you don't know how many eyes Ma Wang Ye has.

"Wukong, stop!" Sun Wukong sacrificed the golden hoop stick, and when he was about to make a move, Guanyin Bodhisattva stood up.

She looked easy-going, folded her hands and saluted, and said, "Old man, my uncle's stubbornness, don't be like him." ”

"It's getting late, so you can take us in for the night!"

The old man was overjoyed, and hurriedly opened the door to welcome a few people in to rest, and beckoned his family to prepare a meal.

Sun Wukong scratched the back of his head, very puzzled, and asked: "You old man, you are also a monk, why do you treat them differently?"

The old man rolled his eyes and said, "Is the female bodhisattva comparable to you, a monkey?"

Xie Yun shook his head, sure enough, where there are people, there is discrimination, and the apprentice is wronged and avenges his master.

"System, I reported this old man to see the color. ”

"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and the host will be rewarded with spiritual magic. ”

Point Spiritual Magic: A mediocre little spell with a single use, which can only help the stubborn creatures in the Three Realms of the Flood and Desolation to open their spiritual intelligence.

Yes, a waste spell, the bird does not use it, and there are not a few chaotic qi to come.

After the old man arranged for the five people to stay, he set up meals in the courtyard, all of which were very simple vegetarian food.

What gluten, tofu, taro seedlings, radish white, spicy mustard, cranberry, fragrant rice rice, vinegar-roasted sunflower soup, etc., but there is enough for a large table.

The four masters and apprentices ate without a bite, but Guanyin Bodhisattva ate with relish.

Along the way, this was her first serious meal, and she usually nibbled on two wild fruits.

In the past, it was nothing, but the people around me were eating and drinking, and it was very annoying.

"Master, I have something to ask for, and I don't know whether to talk about it or not. After the meal, the old man said to Guanyin Bodhisattva.

"Amitabha, old donor, please speak. ”

The old man pointed to the west and said, "Thirty miles west of my village, there is a thin persimmon, called the Seven Peerless Mountains.

The mountain stretches for 800 miles, is full of persimmon fruit, persimmon tree has seven uniques: one longevity, two more yin, three no bird's nest, four no insects, five frost leaves can be played, six harvest, seven branches and leaves are hypertrophied, so the name is seven unique mountains.

There's a monster there, not only eating chickens, ducks, cows and horses, but also hurting people, and it's been a disaster for many years, can you help us get rid of him?"

"Rest assured, this matter is wrapped up in the deity. Guanyin smiled and agreed.