The dozens of miles through the medicine mountain, because it was still early, Ren Pingsheng was not in a hurry, and he didn't fly away, just walked with the two guys who were arguing endlessly, strolling in the dense forest and barren grass.

Of course, such a leisurely stroll, if you look at it in the eyes of ordinary people, is still a fairy posture with your feet not touching the ground and flying on the grass.

In fact, the main thing is that red face, whose face is bigger than the sky, who has a lot of saliva and tea, and likes to press a small shell everywhere. Coupled with the small shell popping up a few words from time to time to deal with the paste, the red face became more and more arrogant.

For these two newly acquired "subordinates", Ren Pingsheng was too lazy to pay attention to such trivialities.

Sometimes I can't see it, and I will interject one or two fair words.

"Xiao Jihu, with your current cultivation realm, you don't lose your red face, why do you have the courage of a grain of rice? ”

The red face immediately looked nervous, and his eyes kept looking at Ren Pingsheng's face, but when he saw that the latter was just talking about things, he suddenly became proud again.

The small accumulation shell swallowed and vomited, brewed the wording for a long time, and finally explained the reason in the most offending way.

"This medicine mountain, birds, beasts, grass and trees, elixir spirits, there are a lot. The two of us really let go of our hands and feet to fight, and the 10,000-year-old snow on this snowy mountain will have to collapse by at least one-third. At that time, half of the living vegetation in the medicine mountain will be gone. ”

The red face scoffed, "No, no, cowardice, cowardice, what excuse." Do you think I really have that little ability, tell you that I usually beat you, and Lao Tzu only used one-third of his strength. ”

Xiao Jihu's face turned red, and he said angrily, "I'm going to walk out of the medicine mountain soon, why don't we try?"

The red face immediately slapped him, but it didn't use much force, but it snapped, and the sound was terrifying. He jumped to his feet and scolded: "Try it, the boss will say two nice words to you, and the tail will rise to the sky, isn't it?

Xiao Jihu immediately lost his heart, what the master wants to do is really important. If this thing is not done well, his small shell will be miserable in the future.

It's just that Xiao Jihu's mouth is still muttering as if he has found a field.

"Our lord, how can you be called the boss. I saw people under the mountain, all called masters. Those ignorant rabble, only call the lord the boss. ”

The red face yelled, "You little shell knows a fart." Master, they are all shouting at the things in people's pockets. The boss we recognize is all the morality of the rivers and lakes, do you understand? Go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire, do you understand the knife in the ribs? Mix the rivers and lakes, at least you have to have this awareness, so that you are not in vain. Forget it, with your broken orange tree that hasn't moved for thousands of years, talking about this kind of big truth is like playing the piano to the cow. ”

At this time, Xiao Jihu surprisingly did not show weakness, "Our lord, I don't have the same knowledge as you." You are red-faced and confused, but it is just a dozen or so mountains within a radius of 100 miles. You look at our style, at first glance, we are well-informed people who can mix all over the world. The bridges we have walked together are longer than the roads you and I have walked. If you look at the books that the master has exported and read, it can't fit in a basket. What did Mr. Yamashita say, sweat cow impulsive. Such a learned master should be called a master. ”

As soon as he dropped the book bag, the red-faced child couldn't deal with it at all, but the monkey was clever and clever, and he hit the snake with the stick.

"What do you know about the bullshit you heard by climbing the roof and picking up the cracks in the door, do you know what it means to be impulsive? I don't know, what is the difference between it and nonsense. ”

"Of course I know, so I won't tell you. ”

"It's rare. I don't understand, so I'm just pretending to be mysterious. Boss, don't you say? This little shell is good at everything, and he likes to pretend to be a book that he has been eavesdropping on for a few days at the bottom of the mountain. ”

Ren Pingsheng was thinking about other things, and no one cared about it.

Xiao Jike glanced at the old man's expression, and felt that he had been greatly wronged. Why does the old man have such an attitude?

Xiao Jihu immediately changed his words: "It's okay to tell you, the sweat cow is impulsive, and Mr. didn't explain much at the time." But I also guessed that eight or nine are not far from ten. It should be that the cow's strength is big enough, but there are too many books on the back, and it is so tired that he is sweating profusely, and it is inevitable that as soon as the cow's temper comes up, he will have to find someone to fight. Similar to your red-faced temperament. ”

Ren Pingsheng couldn't help laughing, and said seriously: "It's the sweat cow that is full, not the sweat cow impulsive." It's a lot of books, and that's right. merely

In addition to the oxen carrying the books, which were tired and sweaty, they also had to be piled up in the house and stacked on top of the building before they could be finished. Of course, this is just a metaphor. ”

Xiao Jihu's face was full of admiration, and he gave a thumbs up and said: "The master's knowledge is even more powerful than the gentleman under the mountain." ”

The red face didn't miss any opportunity to hit the other party, and sneered: "The boss's insight, of course, is better than anyone else." Unlike some people, who only know how to bluff people by dropping their book bags, they don't really understand anything. ”

Ren Pingsheng rewarded him with a chestnut slap, and when he withdrew his hand, he put his hands on his sleeves, and secretly touched the chestnut finger curl with the other hand.

The feeling of beating people chestnuts is so cool.

The bearded face that was red by the fire of iron filings flashed in Ren Pingsheng's mind.

I don't know how the master and brother are doing on the Mountain of No Return? With the Guiwang Sect, can the blacksmith shop still be unique, and the well water does not interfere with the river water?

He remembered something and asked Xiao Jihu: "You said that the three villages and six caves under the mountain are all herdsmen who fled from the Western Wilderness, how can there be a teacher?"

Seeing that the old man cared about this matter, Xiao Jihu also made a triumphant face at the red face, and said loudly: "Master, that gentleman is terrible, I heard that he is from Dahe Prefecture, thousands of miles away." Those children who have been in school for a few years say that Mr. Gong is still one of the most learned people in the entire secluded plain. It's a pity that Mr. Nagong only comes once in two or three years, and he stays at the bottom of the mountain for a month or two each time. ”

Xiao Jihu said leisurely, "Usually I am a disciple of Mr. Namiya, and I take turns to give lectures here. These people who can be Mr. Gong's disciples are really lucky. Master, can you teach me to read when you are free in the future?"

The red-faced child jumped to his feet and waved his hand, learning from Ren Pingsheng's appearance and was about to give Xiao Jihug a chestnut, but was stopped by Ren Pingsheng. Of course, Ren Pingsheng has also heard who Mr. Gong from Dahe Prefecture is. Ever since he met Fang Mao, who had first met him and referred to him as a junior brother, he had an inexplicable respect for the people related to Master Fang Liang.

The red-faced child immediately walked in a regular manner, and his mouth was still unrelenting: "You are a small shell, and you don't have the credit for your big fart, so you want to ask the boss for a reward." I've seen shameless, but I've never seen you so shameless. No wonder you have to call the boss the master. Boss, this kid is the best at pretending, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, so be careful. If the boss really doesn't have the time to take care of it, it's okay to leave it to me to discipline, and deal with this kind of goods, except for you, the boss, I am the best at red-faced. ”

Ren Pingsheng suspected him of scratching noise, and directly rewarded a rolling word. The red-faced man lamented, and he was kind enough to be a donkey's lungs.

Ren Pingsheng said clearly to Xiaojihu: "I don't read many books. None of the gentlemen at Yamashita have learned much. It's just that when I used to listen to people read books occasionally, I felt familiar. Later, I read a lot of books with the master, but they were all things like easy counting, yin and yang gossip and talismans. So after this incident, I will also study with a gentleman who is as famous as Mr. Gong. ”

"Master, can you take me with you?" Xiao Jihu was excited, "If Mr. really thinks I'm stupid, I'll be my master's accompanying student." The children of those rich families under the mountain all have children who accompany the children. ”

Ren Pingsheng smiled. If you have a rich family, you have to be a family person first.

I have a relationship with half a copper coin in my life!

It's just that he didn't expose it, but asked rhetorically: "You grass and tree spirits are all carrying their natal nests." Stay away from Medicine Mountain, there won't be any problems?"

Looking at the sudden dejection of the little shell, needless to say, I know the answer. It's just that he immediately raised his head again, and said with a firm face: "Master, when my realm is a little higher, I will go out to find all the heavenly and earthly treasures of the two genera of Yin and Yang, and refine the natal objects of my own small world, so I don't need to rely on the natal nest." When the time comes, the master will go all over the world, and my little shell can follow. ”

The red-faced child was banned for a long time, and finally couldn't hold back and shouted: "Boss, boss, I don't have any natal nest in my red face." All you need to do is give an order from the boss, point in the direction, and you can start immediately. ”

Ren Pingsheng didn't hit this playful guy, but nodded briskly: "After beating that Jin Ye, you will follow me." ”

"Okay! The red-faced babbling ghost, leapt onto the tree, reached out on the high branches, and swayed all the way forward.

Disappointed, Xiao Jihu sniffed a few times and remained silent.

Ren Pingsheng comforted: "Go back and list the genius earth treasures you need to refine your natal objects, only."

If there is one in this world, I will find a way to help you find it all. As for when you can find it, it's hard to say for the time being. ”

Xiao Jihu burst into tears and smiled: "The master is so good." ”

The red-faced man hung upside down on the tree with his feet, and hung a yellow-haired red-faced head and shouted, "It's the boss." ”

Ren Pingsheng had a big head for a while, "You two, it's better to call me Ren Pingsheng." I'm not old. ”

With these two old children who have cultivated their human bodies for tens of millions of years, Ren Pingsheng is more than just immortal.

There was a rare time when the two guys said in unison, "Okay." ”

It's just that the red face added a "boss" at the back, and the small shell blurted out a "boss".

Ren Pingsheng rubbed both sides of his head with his thumbs, intending to stop worrying about this matter with them.

In all fairness, he was actually more affectionate to the ugly-looking monkey spirit. The kind of oily head and slippery brain that is trained to survive in the cracks, sees the wind and rudder, babbles, pretends, in the eyes of those real bosses or masters, it is polite to reward a comment with the word "cheap". Or if you are careful, you will also say "vulgar".

What about those who are truly clothed and fed, who are full of sweat and cattle, and who are full of wealth? One day, the lowly children in their eyes will rise up in the countryside and meet each other with swords, and those who have experienced the warmth and coldness of the world early will live longer.

Ren Pingsheng had a lot of thoughts on his mind and talked a lot with the two little guys. For example, why the red face is blushing is mainly due to the golden master. Jin Ye's original body is a golden monkey king who only cultivates the Tao, and he is used to commanding his majesty.

Since he is the Monkey King, the female monkeys in the entire jurisdiction are of course his concubines, and the male monkeys are all his slaves. After refining the human form, Jin Ye's harem is even more colorful. The realm of the female monkey demon is enough, and if you want to transform into a human form, you have to follow the meaning of Jin Ye no matter what the skin and body look like. Not only that, but there are ten miles and eight towns under the mountain, but whenever there is a young woman who is famous, Jin Ye will send his minions to catch him back to the mountain to enjoy.

As soon as it came and went, it had the scale of more than twenty beauties in the harem. Jin Ye stayed at home day and night, and he still couldn't taste it, and some of them were born with soft bones and excellent kung fu under the bed, which made him linger, and it was inevitable that he would favor one over the other. There are many concubines who are deep and lonely, and the spring is difficult to suppress and ready to move.

In order to prevent his subordinates from taking advantage of the situation, Jin Ye used his own unique methods to hold the minions of his servants in addition to rolling and crawling in the pile of fat powder every day, and fighting with guns. The monkey demon in human form, as long as he is put on the palm of Jin Ye every day, his face will become like a monkey's buttocks, his face is full of scarlet, and his facial features are deformed, and he is extremely ugly. Even if Si Chun's unbearable deep resentful girl wants to close her eyes and start, that disgusting appearance will linger in her mind, and she will not have the courage to quench her thirst without a wide coat.

It's just that the woman who was captured by the world, because she doesn't know how to practice, her appearance is easy to age, and her slender figure can't be maintained for a few years under the ravages of the old monkey demon day and night. These concubines who have fallen out of favor, Jin Ye is happy and generous, and he directly demoted out of the harem and rewarded his subordinates. Imagine those remnants of flowers and willows, who have long been physically and mentally exhausted, and then thrown into the hands of a group of ugly-faced evil slaves who have been hungry and thirsty for several years, where can they afford to be shocked?

Many women didn't survive the first round of torture, and they died. The better ones will only support for a few more days at most, and the end will only be worse.

Speaking of which, the red-faced child is a serious way, unenlightened and enlightened, but, although he has also competed for the position of the monkey king countless times, lost and regained, but since he turned into a human form, he has always been a child, and he has no interest in the dirty between men and women. That old golden-haired brute, what are you fighting?

"Having said that, occasionally running to Xiaojihu's side to beg for oranges is a beautiful difference, because it can drag on for a day and a night and then go back. Only if the old beast doesn't slap for a day, the red face can fade, and the facial features can be restored to the original state. I secretly looked for a clear water pool to take a photo, not bragging, I blushed my face, put it down the mountain, those women under the mountain saw it, unless they were lucky enough to see our boss's peerless magnificence, otherwise they would have to lament that there was no more beautiful man in the world. ”

"By the way, boss, you're not going to slap me. If I do something wrong in the future, as long as I don't slap my face, you can beat me to death, and if I shout, I won't be red. ”

Ren Pingsheng said: "Your original surname is Hong?"

The red face scratched his head and scratched his face, a little embarrassed. I really can't tell what my surname is.

Ren Pingsheng smiled: "Forget it, as long as you get to the bottom of the mountain, don't scare people everywhere with this look, I won't beat you." ”

There is a tiger's den in Longtan in front, and the three masters and servants go to the battle as if they are at home, and they are happy.