Chapter 42: The Monument of Merit
"Dao Chief, thanks to your Hongfu, the Guanyin Monastery was re-established, we discussed it a few times, and set up a merit monument for you, and please leave the ink treasure. The little monk who was elected as the new host folded his hands and walked over politely.
At the door of the meditation room, there is a big stone stele, Xuanwu is the base, the stele body is coiled by a green dragon, about two meters high, it is very mighty.
"What to write?" Xie Yun asked, scratching his head.
"Master, why don't you write about this day trip!" Sun Wukong came over and suggested.
Bang!
Xie Yun kicked the monkey away.
Bah!
As a teacher, you are not so shameless, 500 years ago, on the middle finger of the Buddha wrote down this one-day trip, so quickly forgot it?
Inscription inscription is a very serious matter and must be taken seriously.
"Dao Chief, please!" said a few little monks who brought the short case, grinded it, and laid out the paper.
"Ahem, why are you so troublesome?" Xie Yun rolled up his sleeves and wrote on the stone tablet with a pen.
Splashes of gravel, dust, and strong handwriting are worthy of everyone's handwriting from an appreciative point of view, but not much better than shit from a literary point of view.
Monument of Merit:
Guanyin sister, the former Guanyin Zen Temple was in disrepair, accidentally burned by fire, this emperor is kind, rebuild the Zen Temple for you.
Don't thank you, I heard that there is a piece of acquired spiritual plant in Putuo Mountain in the South China Sea - Purple Bamboo Forest, Sun Wukong, this monkey is tired of playing with the golden hoop stick, and wants to get a purple bamboo to play, you can just give me two or three acres of purple bamboo.
The Eight Desolation Immortal Emperors who did not want to leave their names stayed.
Sun Wukong covered his buttocks, and when he jumped over again, he saw the content of the inscription and his smile stiffened.
"Master, you are wronged... What kind of dumplings are you willing to eat, my grandson will inform the kitchen to do it. ”
Patience, must endure.
Sun Wukong remembered Xie Yun's truth, and burst into tears in his heart: Golden hoop stick, golden hoop stick, you can retire in the future, my old grandson is going to use a purple bamboo stick to subdue demons and eliminate demons.
"Dumplings?" Xie Yun finally remembered that he still had a bag of magical dumplings.
Although I don't know what it is, I still took out the bag of magical dumplings based on the principle that the system will produce high-quality products.
No more, no less, only seven, corresponding to the seven colors of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple.
"During the Chinese New Year, we will spend it in the Guanyin Zen Temple, and we will eat whatever live creatures we can hunt for the teacher. ”
"Mingda, you take a few of them to dress up the Zen room lively, couplets, door gods, and big lanterns are all up, and you can go back as a teacher. Xie Yun was about to leave after speaking.
"Dao Leader, we have prepared a vegetarian Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, if you don't dislike it, let's eat together." The new host hurriedly stopped Xie Yun and said sincerely.
"Su Chinese New Year's Eve dinner?" Xie Yun frowned and said, "Of course I dislike it." ”
"Although Poor Dao is also a monk, do you think I am a vegetarian?"
"Joke, the poor road is a person who has no meat and no joy. ”
The new host stood in place awkwardly, looking at Xie Yun's back as he left, and said for a long time: "Dao Chang is really a frank person, forget it, for the New Year, let's have an extra meal tonight." ”
"Host, can we also eat meat?" After hearing this, the eyes of several little monks lit up.
"Eat a hammer, go to the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion to copy the Buddhist precepts, this host is talking about scrambled eggs. ”
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Putuo Mountain in the South China Sea was silent, and the murderous aura was thick, and ordinary flowers, birds, fish and insects did not dare to make a sound.
Guanyin Bodhisattva sat by the pond, two days and two nights without moving, and the water in front of her projected everything that happened in the Guanyin Monastery, and finally stopped in front of the merit monument.
"Bastard, you humiliate the Bodhisattva so much!" Jin Zha said indignantly.
Ahh
Xie Yun, who was far away in the Black Wind Mountain, sneezed, rubbed his nose, and thought in his heart: His quasi-saint body will also catch a cold? There must be a bastard saying bad things behind his back.
"System, I reported that there was a bastard who said bad things about me behind my back. ”
"Ding! In the verification of the reporting system, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting Jin Zha, and reward the host with a chaotic qi. ”
"Ding! In the verification of the reporting system, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting the Zhun Ti Saint and rewarding the host with fifty chaotic qi. ”
"Ding! The reporting system has been successfully checked, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting the Tai Platinum Star, and rewarding the host with three chaotic qi. ”
"Ding......。 ”
......
Tens of thousands of system prompts sounded in a row, which startled Xie Yun.
His "Pangu Open Heaven Decision" is a big step forward from the sixth layer of the sub-saint level.
"These bastards, villains, they are all villains! have the ability to say it in front of Lao Tzu!" Xie Yun was dissatisfied, and flew into the Black Wind Mountain.
Guanyin Bodhisattva of Putuo Mountain in the South China Sea finally opened his eyes and said, "Jin Zha, don't care about the affairs of the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperors in the future, let alone talk about it, if something happens, the deity can't save you." ”
"Muzha, you take twenty adult purple bamboos and ten bamboo shoots to the Guanyin Zen Temple, and hand over the things to the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperors, and say that it is a thank you gift. ”
"Obey the law. After Muzha received the order, he soon flew to Xiniu Hezhou with bamboo shoots.
After Jin Zha also left, Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at his purple bamboo forest with a painful face, and almost vomited blood.
These purple bamboos are not simple, they are the evolution of the bitter bamboos of the ten innate spiritual roots.
When the bitter bamboo was in the flood famine, it was found by the sage, and it was refined into six pure bamboos of the Buddha Gate Zhibao, and the remaining roots were planted by Guanyin Bodhisattva in Putuo Mountain, and it was not until now that it grew out again.
Not only Muzha with purple bamboo, but also Heavenly Court, Da Lei Yin Temple, Sihai Dragon King Palace, Qingqiu, and Difu......
The larger forces of the Three Realms of the Flood and Desolation all sent envoys to visit Xie Yun.
It's all pinching, just in time for the New Year, gather in the Guanyin Zen Temple.
Xie Yun didn't know about this news, and Li Mingda, who was staying at home, didn't know either, and they didn't prepare anything for entertainment.
Forget it, don't pretend, even if Xie Yun knows, he won't prepare anything.
Black Wind Mountain.
In the Batu Caves, the Black Bear Spirit invited his two friends, the white-clothed Xiushi and the middle-aged Taoist.
Looking at the sky, a few days ago, I didn't know where a sword light came out, and it flattened the top of Black Wind Mountain, and the little monsters all over the mountain were almost scared to death.
As the king of the mountain, the black bear spirit invited his friends to come to celebrate the New Year in name, but in fact it was to help prevent someone from making trouble for the New Year.
"Hahaha, big brother, what did you cook for us?" asked the white-clothed Xiushi when he entered the door.
"It's so fragrant, it seems that my eldest brother's cooking skills have improved again. "The middle-aged Taoist is known as a free and honest person, and he is good at alchemy, so he often holds a Danding in his hand.
The black bear spirit wore an apron around his waist and a spatula in his hand, and came out to greet him: "Haha, it turns out that two virtuous brothers are here, please come in, please come in!"
The door of the Batu Cave opened, and Xie Yun also slipped in.
The cave is very clean, hundreds of little monsters are busy putting out the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, full of color and fragrance, although Xie Yun has eaten a lot of mountain and sea delicacies, at this moment, he is still hungry.
After the black bear spirit finished cooking in the kitchen, the three of them drank at the same table, and only chatted when they were almost eating.
"Big brother, I heard that the Guanyin Zen Temple was flattened a few days ago, who is so bold? Guanyin Bodhisattva doesn't give face?"
"That is, if I knew who did it, I would definitely capture that guy alive and sacrifice it to Guanyin Bodhisattva, and maybe he could be accepted by the Bodhisattva as a Buddhist apologetic spirit animal. The white-clothed Xiushi said with great regret.
"Well, don't mention this matter to the two virtuous brothers, let's drink wine and eat food, and talk about cultivation today. The black bear spirit stiffened and said with an ugly face.
"Big brother, did you take the wrong medicine today? You concentrate on cooking on weekdays, when did you become interested in cultivation?" The white-clothed Xiushi was puzzled for a while, and said in a low voice: "Big brother, I saw you turn into a black wind that day and go to the Guanyin Zen Temple. ”
"You must know which bastard burned the Guanyin Zen Temple, tell the little brother quickly. ”
"Poor Dao is a bastard?" Xie Yun asked with a smile and patted the shoulder of the white-clothed Xiushi behind him.