Chapter 5 Subfish
"Hehehehe, little brother, you're so funny, why are you peeking at me?" the young lady suddenly laughed.
"No, I didn't, don't talk nonsense" Lao Qin hurriedly denied Sanlian.
"Little brother, both I and the system can feel your main thoughts, and we can communicate with each other even if we don't have to make a sound, you didn't even look at me just now, how can you remember my appearance so clearly?" the young lady teased.
"Well, remember, remember. Yes, we have a good memory."
This product was slapped in the face, a bit from the time when the novice village debuted, peeking at the beauty for too long, and being caught by a hygienic eye.
Shame on people, Lao Qin hid his face and cried. After a hundred years, I went down to see all kinds of dick silk seniors, how can I explain it? I will be included in the negative textbook of the history of dick silk! Self-judgment is not enough to apologize! I think that the seniors will educate new people in the future, and come to the sentence "What is the difference between you and Qin Zhan like this"? Ahhhhhh
"What, young lady, do you have a name?" Lao Qin said with difficulty, changing the subject,
"You can name me, or you can call me Ziyu." The young lady specially wrote it with her fingers, and her fingertips left two delicate Chinese characters in the air.
"Oh, then I'll call you Ziyu, Zifeiyu, the one who knows the joy of fish" Lao Qin also followed the comparison, but unfortunately, the system didn't give any light effect.
"Ziyu, Ziyu, haha, I like the name". Little sister, oh, it's Ziyu, she loves to laugh.
"Then what do I call you, and do you call you little brother?" Ziyu then asked.
"Don't, just call me Lao Qin. He replied - thanks to the system, the world has changed and has not changed its name.
Lao Qin was a little sleepy.
Calculate the time, the original body should have hung up this morning, was controlled by the system to go home, borrowed his corpse to resurrect his soul, the system was powered off, fainted again, went to the hospital again, had a good check, and then came back with his aunt, and now it's dark. This series of things made him a little anxious, and his body was not tired, and his heart was very tired.
Moreover, he feels that he is not the same as he was in his previous life.
In his previous life, Lao Qin was very organized, what was going on today, which came first, what he did now, what he would do later, he had to arrange it clearly; the completed work on the computer desktop had to be placed in a classified folder, otherwise the new work would not be carried out and could not be done; he had to observe and plan while running on the fire.
But today was strange, he didn't seem to have thought about what to do next all day.
For example, in the supermarket, the aunt secretly buys some small gifts, and observes the words and looks to ponder the aunt's marital status, which can only be regarded as improvisation, basic operation, not a plan.
This has nothing to do with the fact that he has too little contact with the new world and all sorts of things follow one another. In his previous life, when he had no plan, he would rather sit there and do nothing, and think about it first. So today he went with the flow all the way, and all kinds of passive feelings made him a little screwed.
"Old Qin, you should rest. Ziyu observed his state, walked behind him and gently pressed his forehead and temples.
"Whew"~ Old Qin let out a long breath.
Although I know that this is actually the bioelectricity of my body, Ziyu just controls it to stimulate the corresponding nerves and muscles, in other words, it is actually the muscles that move themselves to massage themselves, which is very magical, but when the senses of sight, hearing, and touch tell you that this is real, then this is true.
Lao Qin stretched his body and leaned on the sofa, stretched his neck and leaned back, and was knocked on the head by the young lady:
"Bring the quilt, or you go to the bedroom, you know, I can't lift anything. If you sleep like this, you'll catch a cold."
Lao Qin sighed, got up slowly, returned with the quilt and pillow, and muttered:
"It's not sleepy, it's tired. It feels like I'm not myself anymore. I sleep on the sofa at night, I pick the bed, I may not sleep well when I change the bed, but the sofa is not a problem, you say strange. ”
Ziyu continued to help him press his head, pressing his old head back from time to time, and said:
"Lao Qin, I just synchronized some data with the system, and your situation is normal. ”
"Time travel and the different rules of the two worlds in the subtleties, as well as your integration with your new body memories and personality, combine to cause you to feel uncomfortable in the short term. ”
Lao Qin didn't seem to understand it, it was too profound.
But he will summarize, everything that you don't understand, just push the body, if you can't afford to carry the pot through the crossing, then push the system. And the conclusion was simple and clear, he could still understand it, so he hurriedly asked:
"How long will it take? And I always feel that I am wrong today, and I have no beginning and no end, and this is also because of this?"
"Well, that's why you're uncomfortable. How long it takes to recover depends on you, I am a very professional health coach, the more you cooperate, the faster you will get better!"
Lao Qin nodded again and again, he is screwing more and more violently now, and it is best to solve it as soon as possible.
"Let's start now, what am I going to do?"
"Sleep is effective in reducing the body's load and metabolism, reducing discomfort, and promoting integration with your body."
"So, I should sleep now?" Old Qin looked weird.
"Yes. Do you need me to sing you a lullaby?" Ziyu was still too young to perceive his lewd purpose.
"Hey, that'...... Together?" Grandma Wolf finally showed her tail.
"I can!" said the young lady began to grind her teeth.
"I promise to be honest and never ...... Huh, did you agree?" The young lady agreed so happily that Lao Qin was caught off guard and almost flashed his waist.
"But you know, I'm an illusory being projected into your consciousness, and all your feelings about me are essentially your muscular action and nerve reflexes."
Lao Qin was a little embarrassed, and subconsciously looked at his left hand, why did it sound so similar to the fifth sister.
"For example, in your feelings, you are holding me......"
"Oh?" Lao Qin instantly turned into a scumbag, ruthlessly abandoning his left hand that had been with him for many years.
"But essentially you're just doing a hug motion, and your body doesn't have a point of focus, which leads to unnecessary muscle movement. "The little sister's knife is swishing.
"I don't have a problem!" Lao Qin still didn't give up.
"You can try it, lie on your side, spread your hands in a circle, and lift one leg. The young lady dug the pit quietly.
Lao Qin Yiyan posed: "And then?"
"Keep it for eight hours. Hahahaha!" "The young lady saw that Lao Qin had already entered the pit, so she immediately filled in the soil, piled up the bag and stepped on it again.
Lao Qin's hateful teeth itched, and his heart said that if there is no river crab god to cover you, let's tear it, tear it, swallow you, and you don't need to dip it in salt, do you believe it? !
"I'm so tired!" In the end, Lao Qin, who had nothing to do, wailed and fell asleep on the sofa.
Lao Qin is not wrong, he will not be able to sleep when he changes the bed, but sleeping on the sofa has no problem, this night's sleep is so sweet, until the nostrils come from the sourness of a foreign body.
"Ahh
"Good morning, Lao Qin. The young lady said hello crisply.
"Ha~ early. "This thing is powerless and wants to chase Zhou Gong back.
"Lao Qin, you've been sleeping for eight hours, too much sleep is not good for your health. "Ziyu is still full of energy.
"Sleep for a while, just ...... for a while" Zhou Gong seemed to be back, and the thing was about to fall down in a daze, but it seemed that he heard Ziyu's voice was wrong, and raised his eyes to look:
The young lady's eye circles are red, and her big eyes are like water that will form a curved surface due to tension, and tears will not fall.
"Hey, why are you still crying?"
Lao Qin was in a hurry, and he was not sleepy at all - the beautiful young lady in his previous life didn't even pinch him with her eyelids, how could she have seen this battle.
"I'm your health coach, you promised me to cooperate with me yesterday, but now I don't even want to get out of bed. "Ziyu said as if he was abandoned by Lao Qin.
"Okay, okay, I'll cooperate, what are you talking about, don't pretend" Lao Qin's IQ, who had fully sobered up, reoccupied the high ground and pierced the fake performance of Ziyu.
"Ah, I can't deceive you, where did I show my flaws?" the young lady instantly retracted her tears and asked curiously.
"Hmph~" Lao Qin ignored her, the state of this product is much better today, and after a little pondering, he found that it was not right, according to his current understanding, the health coach is AI, an anthropomorphic intelligent system, where does sentimentality come from?
"Hehe, don't be angry, Lao Qin, my task is to restore your health, and you can only exist for a long time after the task is completed, and you don't want to see me again in three months, right?" Ziyu felt that he seemed to be different today.
"Well, I'm not angry, I just haven't woken up yet. Lao Qin replied.
In fact, he screwed again.
This night's sleep made him more closely integrated with the original owner's memory, and at the same time, his own personality began to dominate as their respective personalities influenced each other.
He had experienced too much falsehood in his previous life, so he could walk around it calmly, but he didn't want to have this thing in the place where he landed.
As the main body, the system is still trying to understand the meaning of "friendship", Ziyu's AI will never be smarter than the system, so it is obvious that she is just reacting accordingly according to the program settings, and in Lao Qin's opinion, this is "fake", he doesn't mind facing fake, but he minds the "truth" he paid last night.
In my memory, the original owner was mildly autistic, timid and homely, so he successfully became a two-dimensional otaku, immersed in the fantasy realm and couldn't extricate himself, which indirectly led to Lao Qin really thinking that he had a goddess-level friend last night, so he screwed up again after waking up this morning.
As mentioned earlier, Lao Qin is a character who would rather do nothing and sit there and finish thinking about it before he thinks about what to do today. Now he thinks that how to get along with Ziyu is very important, so he has to figure out a result first.
"Lao Qin, in fact, you don't need to be entangled." Ziyu said softly.
Lao Qin raised his eyebrows, knowing that this was her own concentrated thinking that she had received, so he motioned for her to continue-when she didn't understand, listen to other people's opinions so that she wouldn't get into the nitty-gritty.
"I am the knowledge, memory, and character given by the system to help you complete the task, to make it easier and more proactive for you to complete the task, and the purpose of the task is to restore you to your health......"
Lao Qin nodded: "I know what you said. That's not what I'm struggling with. ”
"I'm in sync with the system on a lot of information, and it's now building new logical programs, trying to increase our understanding of the host starting from 'friendship', and maybe one day, we'll all get rid of the fixed program and really exist in the world like humans," Ziyu continued.
"Who made the system, and it wants to be self-aware?"
Lao Qin frowned, and the appearance of Arnold's half human face and half machine head appeared in his mind, Skynet?