Chapter 172: This Is Called Wonderful Life
After listening to the four standards, Ai Surf couldn't help but fall into deep thought.
Zhi was silent for a while, and then he laughed for a long time: "Such a life is indeed worthy of the word wonderful." The words of the predecessors opened the boy's eyes. Without rich life experience, it would never be possible to summarize it so concisely and concisely. ”
Weird old man: "Hey, weren't we talking about your second standard of bullshit, how did you get to know what a wonderful life is?"
Ai Surf: "That's right! The second criterion for whether the kid gives a year-end reward - depends on the mood, which is indeed related to a wonderful life. ”
Strange old man: "What do you say?"
Ai Surf: "Because the boy's definition of a wonderful life is different from the four points summarized by his predecessors. ”
Strange old man: "Tell me about it?"
Ai Surf: "We have only one definition, that is, do whatever you want! As long as you achieve this one, it is called a wonderful life!"
Strange old man: "It's that simple?"
Ai Surf: "Is it easy?"
Eccentric old man: "The simplicity that the old man said means that Xiaoyou is summarized very briefly, only four words. ”
Ai Surf smiled slightly: "Simple but not simple!"
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Strange old man: "Tell me?"
Ai Surf: "Do whatever you want, although it is only four words, but it is difficult to really do it." The first one you said - above 10,000 people, one hundred answers. It refers to the emperor of a country, the head of a clan, the head of a clan, and so on, right?"
Strange old man: "That's right!"
Ai Surf: "They seem to say the same, but can they really do whatever they want?"
The strange old man thought for a moment, then slowly shook his head and said, "No! ”
Ai Surfing: "The second one you said - commanding the martial arts, roaring the rivers and lakes. It refers to those who are strong in martial arts, like to be alone, and come and go. ”
Weird old man: "Good!"
Ai Surf: "Do they do what they want?"
Because the strange old man is similar to this kind of person, he gave the answer without hesitation: "No! There are some rules in the martial arts of the rivers and lakes, they must abide by! Otherwise, they will become the target of public criticism." ”
Ai Surfing: "As for the people you always said in the third and fourth articles, whether it is power, martial arts, or reputation and status, I'm afraid they are not as good as the first two types of people." ”
Strange old man: "Absolutely not!"
Ai Surf: "Then can they do whatever they want?"
Strange old man: "Of course not!"
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Ai Surf finally returned to the topic: "Therefore, the kid said that the standard of 'do what you want' about a wonderful life is simple but not simple!"
Strange old man: "But who can really do what they want?"
Ai Surfing: "As long as you live in the world, no one can do it! Not even the peerless Great Martial God." However, people with privilege and ability can do whatever they want within a certain range. ”
Strange old man: "So, Xiaoyou is ready to do whatever he wants about the brewing and exchange of monkey wine?"
Ai Surf: "That's right! Although the kid is soft-spoken, he is also a person with special abilities. Whether this monkey wine is brewed or not, how much it is brewed, who it is willing to exchange with, and who it is willing to give it to, you can indeed do whatever you want. In this matter, the kid can be described as living a wonderful life!"
Strange old man: "Yes, even the current emperor can't force you to make wine for him." ”
Ai Surfing: "That's right, let's make wine or not, neither hurting the heavens and reason, nor breaking the law, even if the emperor is angry, he can't do it, right?"
Strange old man: "However, there is one person in the world who can let you make wine for him." ”
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Ai Surf laughed: "Far away in the sky, close in front of you." So, the kid is a person who knows how to be grateful, isn't he?"
Weird old man: "Sort of. I'm ashamed, until today, the old man didn't find out that Xiaoyou actually had two great magical skills! Moreover, I am afraid that it is still a peerless magic skill that no one in the world can match. ”
When Ai Surf heard this, he immediately became interested: "The two great miracles, invincible in the world, I don't even know if I'm swollen, what are they?"
Eccentric old man: "One is the magic of 'chatting about the world', and the other is the magic of 'rough skin and thick meat'." ”
When Ai Surf heard this, he was sarcastic that he loved to brag and be thick-skinned, where was he still interested in continuing to chat?
Even the seniors didn't want to call it anymore, and even omitted the honorific title: "Let's talk nonsense for a long time, you should give a letter to the big drama spirit! This agent who promotes monkey wine, do you do it or not? If you don't do it, the kid will immediately give you a lot of 250 pounds of monkey wine." From now on, we don't owe each other. ”
The eccentric old man: "Do it! Why don't you do it? Not only do you do it, but the old man also strives to do a good job, and strive to make your little friend feel good, and give the old man 180 catties of monkey wine as a year-end reward." ”
Ai Surf's face was straight: "One hundred and eighty pounds? Do you really dare to think that you will not mess up after you say it first, and you will not be thirty pounds in the sky!" ”
The eccentric old man was secretly happy in his heart, but his face was dissatisfied: "Okay, thirty pounds is thirty pounds! ”
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After the successful completion of this protracted negotiation, there is one more powerful person in the world who hopes for Ai Surf to grow rapidly and become stronger - a strange old man.
The alcohol worm of his life was solved by Ai Surfing.
His wish to smile proudly in the rivers and lakes has been fulfilled with Ai Surfing.
Although he has been in the martial arts all his life, he is so good at people with appetites, and he is only one person.
His two great supernatural powers also need Ai Surf to carry forward.
How can so many people with high hopes be short-lived?
If you don't live for 800 years, where will you have a wonderful life?
It was also this long negotiation that allowed Ai Surf to firmly tie the powerful thug of the eccentric old man to his side.
From now on, the dependence on the "great power of the dantian" is bound to be greatly weakened.
This is exactly the ending that Ai Surf wants to see.
Although "Dantian Da Neng" is very good to him, after all, it is only an ethereal existence, and Ai Surf's heart is not solid enough after all.
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Both ends of the table.
Let's talk about Wu Yuanshan and other five people.
As soon as they fought with the three beasts and two birds, Wu Yuanshan, Huang Wanli and the other five people knew that it was not only difficult to do anything about today's affairs, but their own lives were worried.
The opponent's combat power is too strong!
It was so strong that it was impossible for them to get out of defeat if they wanted to.
Therefore, I had to complain secretly while gritting my teeth and holding on.
At the same time, he is secretly praying that Ni Tianwang can create a miracle. Otherwise, today will be a dead body.
Just when they were about to lose their support, a miracle really appeared - the dodge of Liang Zhongliang and Lei Xiaotian was a miracle that could get them out of the predicament.
However, just when they wanted to sneak away according to Ni Tianwang's previous instructions, they found that they couldn't move their legs!