Chapter 198: A Stumbling Block on the Road to Weight Loss
After returning from Sanyang Palace, Hu Tianzun took Jiang Yi to the Fox Immortal Altar and told the ancestors the good news.
After that, she was called to her small building by Hu Tianzun to explain some precautions as a young Tianzun.
To sum up, it is four sentences to be a low-key person, don't laugh in front of people, if you are too arrogant, a stuffy stick is indispensable.
It was already night when he returned to Luoxia Peak, Jiang Yi closed the door and began to learn the Demon Dao Method.
After all, the old madman of the Evil Tongtian said that if he didn't cultivate to the third evil realm within a month, he would take the Daji sacrifice flag.
In order to prevent his beloved senior sister from going to the West Heaven for no reason, Jiang Yi had no choice but to wronged himself and practiced the Demon Dao in the remaining days.
This was the first time he had practiced the Demon Dao, and he still felt a little ashamed of the cultivation of the Demon Dao, and he had done a long time to convince himself of his psychological construction.
With his feet facing the sky, he exhaled a breath of turbid air from his mouth, and his body flew into the air, suspended in the air.
He took a deep breath, and he really felt a faint blue aura burrowing into his body.
After about half an hour, Jiang Yi felt that the demonic qi in his body was already very full.
At this time, I suddenly heard a knock on the door, "Lord, are you inside?"
Needless to say, it must be Fox Xiaolu.
Jiang Yi immediately stopped cultivating, but as soon as he put away his movements, the whole person fell from mid-air, slammed on the bed, and then rolled off the bed.
"Oops. ”
Fox Midori pushed through the door, and at this time she was transformed into a girl again.
Dressed in a floral skirt and two small braids, her appearance has become slightly larger after evolution, and her figure has changed slightly.
"Lord, what's wrong with you?" Fox Xiaolu went over and helped Jiang Yi up.
Jiang Yi waved his hand and said, "I accidentally fell from the bed, and my old waist seems to be injured." ”
Hu Xiaolu took out a bottle and said to Jiang Yi, "Why don't you eat this." ”
"What kind of medicine is this, can cure low back pain?"
Fox Xiaolu is serious and authentic, "Six flavors return to yellow pills." ”
Jiang Yi jumped up suddenly, "I hit my back and hurt, and it's not because of weakness...... But then again, why do you have this medicine?"
Fox Xiaolu smiled, "It was given to me by the sea cat fairy, saying that the red-haired monkey is always pestering me, and I will need it sooner or later." ”
Jiang Yi snatched the medicine bottle at once, "Don't listen to that dead cat's nonsense, you don't need this kind of thing that is not suitable for young foxes." ”
Fox Xiaolu said aggrievedly, "But Xiaolu has evolved, and he is no longer a child who has only practiced Taoism for five hundred years." ”
Jiang Yi secretly said in his heart that he had been practicing for five hundred years, if this was a human race, he would already be an old witch.
But looking at the simple and cute fox Xiaolu, he wondered, "How did you transform into a human form today?" I haven't said it many times, I don't have those strange habits. ”
"Not really. Fox shook her head, "Since I evolved, I have found that it is much easier for me to transform into a human form than before. I wanted to make more human shapes, and then learn some makeup from Sister Daji, so that I could be beautiful every day. ”
The corners of Jiang Yi's mouth twitched, "You can't learn well with Senior Sister, what's the use of learning those bells and whistles." ”
As soon as these words came out, he suddenly felt that he exuded the brilliance of the head teacher.
He quickly shook his head and said, "Ahem...... The soldier dies for the confidant, and the fox is the one who pleases himself. After all, you're not a 500-year-old kid anymore, and it's understandable that you like to dress up. But shouldn't you think about it and lose weight first? ”
"Hey, hey. Fox Xiaolu lowered his head and smiled awkwardly, "Actually, I came to the Lord because I just caught a fat pheasant and wanted the Lord to help me make a roast chicken to eat." ”
Jiang Yi let out a long sigh.
He is really a stumbling block on the road to weight loss.
He and the fox went out of the door, and saw a fat pheasant under the trellis.
He lifted the pheasant, but he was a little surprised, why the pheasant looked a little strange.
He was covered in green feathers, with a purple crown, a slender tail, three legs, and two round eyes that trembled when he stared at Jiang Yi.
"Uh...... Xiao Lu, are you sure this is a pheasant?" Jiang Yi looked at the fat pheasant, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that something was wrong.
"Definitely. Fox Xiaolu said and bit the fat pheasant's buttocks, and the fat pheasant really "clucked".
"It's really a pheasant. ”
Jiang Yi was about to sharpen his knife Huo Huo towards the fat chicken, but the pheasant struggled and actually spit out a ball of gold paper from his mouth.
"Lord, what is that?" Fox Xiaolu leaned over.
Jiang Yi picked up the sticky gold paper and opened it in disgust, and it was actually a letter inside.
The letter said that the master was on top, and the disciple Longji bowed. It's been a while since I was sent back to Kunlun Palace by Hu Tianzun. The palace is bitter and indescribable. I hope that the master will visit Kunlun Palace to talk about the boredom of my life.
"It turns out that this pheasant is a messenger to the bear child of Longji. Jiang Yi muttered to himself.
When Hu Xiaolu heard this, he was puzzled and said, "Why does Princess Longji call Master Zhujun?"
"It's a long story. ”
At this time, the fat chicken in his hand cried, "Jiang Gongzi, please save me, that dead fox wants to eat me." ”
Yes?
Jiang Yi looked at the fat chicken carefully, "You can actually speak, could it be that the pheasant has become a sperm." ”
The fat chicken shook his head and said, "I am the blue bird of Kunlun Palace, and I am dedicated to giving people letters." ”
"Then why didn't you say it earlier and cause this misunderstanding?"
The blue bird said helplessly, "I flew to Luoxia Peak, and I was caught by this fox, I was originally holding the letter, and I was frightened by it, swallowed the letter, stuck in my throat, and couldn't say half a word." ”
It turned out that the "gurgling" sound it made was to cough up the letter.
Hearing this, Fox Xiaolu scratched the back of his head embarrassedly, and said, "Lord, I'm really hungry." ”
"Okay, I'll cook something for you. Jiang Yi said to the blue bird, "The visitor is a guest, do you want to eat a little?"
The blue bird looked at Jiang Yi vigilantly, always worried that he was going to turn himself into the kitchen to cook, and hurriedly said, "I still have something to do, so I won't eat this meal." You saved me today, and the future will be long, and I will repay you again when I have a fate. ”
Jiang Yi thought about it, and reported it again if he had a fate, which is the same as his friend in his previous life who said that he would invite you to dinner another day.
It's all far away.
The blue bird was about to fly away, Jiang Yi grabbed its tail feather, the blue bird itself was fat, the balance was very poor, and it fell from the air, hitting its head down.
"It's better to hit the next day, you can do me a favor. I've heard that you often write letters to lovers?"
Jiang Yi remembered the ancient poem that said, "There is no way to go to Pengshan, and the blue bird is diligent to visit." ”
This blue bird has always been a legend, and at this time, if you catch a real blue bird, you can see if this legend is true.
The blue bird shook his head, shook off the dust, and said, "Honestly, which girl do you have a crush on, and you want me to help pass on the love letter, don't you?"
Jiang Yi shook his head: "Of course not." ”
Your beloved is next door, so why bother looking for this fat chicken to send it.
"I have a friend who wants to deliver a message to her beloved. Jiang Yi lied to her that he was a friend of his old lover Jiutou Jiao because he was immaculate for the patriarch of the Yuren clan, so he took on the matter of helping him pass on the message.
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