Chapter 3 Eat the Big Eater
Tianjizi and Hua Fengchun sat in the dining room, waiting for the meal to be served.
Taking advantage of Master Zhang's absence, Tianjizi was smiling and patted the flowers in spring, "Good apprentice, well done." ”
"Master, I will cover you in the future, and let's eat and drink spicy food. ”
"Okay, in the future, we will leave the problem of eating at the Honghuangguan to you. I don't have to worry about you doing things. ”
"Master, we have to have a bigger vision of being a person, and in the future, what we will consider in the Honghuang Concept is not the problem of eating, but the problem of becoming famous. ”
Hua Fengchun and Tianjizi were talking, Master Zhang returned to the restaurant, and Tianjizi immediately put on the majesty of the master again, sitting upright, meticulous.
Cheating also depends on ability, and acting skills must not be sloppy.
Otherwise, the braised pork can't be eaten, but the stick stew is enough.
Master Zhang said with a smile: "Two masters, the meal has just been prepared, and I am sluggish, sluggish." ”
"Master Zhang is polite, "Tianjizi has been hungry for a long time, and he wants to eat a full meal."
Waiting for the housekeepers and maids to put the dishes together, Tianjizi held the chopsticks and was a little disappointed.
"Why are they all vegetarians?"
Master Zhang said: "Master, don't you want to do the practice of subduing demons for a while?
"Those crappy mages only need to fast before they do it, and their skills have reached my part, that is, big fish and big meat, and there are no taboos. ”
Mr. Zhang believed it and beckoned to the family: "Go and inform the kitchen to make some chicken, duck and fish." ”
After a while, the chicken, duck and fish meat were served on the table, Hua Fengchun and Tianjizi were full of tongues, and they said politely to Master Zhang, and immediately swept the clouds, eating and drinking.
Master Zhang watched from the side, frowning, how many years have these two not eaten?
Tianjizi was full, touched his round belly, burped twice, and said:
"Master Zhang, I'm going to make it convenient, get rid of the filth in my body, and I want to subdue demons. ”
"Okay, okay," Master Zhang beckoned to a family member, "Laifu, take the master to the thatched house." ”
Tianjizi went out for a spin and came back with a sad face.
Hua Fengchun asked in a low voice, "Master, what's wrong with you?"
"I wanted to pee, but those damn housekeepers kept following me, and I failed. ”
"Master, what should I do if you leave me alone?"
"Good apprentice, it's okay, rule of law society, they don't dare to kill you. ”
Flowers are full of black lines in spring.
Master, if you do this, will your conscience really not hurt?
Hua Fengchun was looking at Tianjizi, and suddenly, someone outside shouted:
"Master, master, I have invited the mage!"
Hua Fengchun and Tianjizi looked up, and a family leader led a Taoist priest and walked in.
The Taoist priest was in his thirties, bullish and coaxing, and he couldn't help but be stunned when he saw the flowers in spring and Tianjizi.
The monsters of Master Zhang's family were too noisy, so Master Zhang sent several family members to invite the mage separately.
I made a table of meals, and two groups of people came, which was a little embarrassing.
Master Zhang got up and asked the Taoist priest, "Master Dao, what do you call it?"
The Taoist priest was a little annoyed and said, "The poor Dao is He Yinshui of the Xuanzhen Temple. ”
"It turned out to be He Daochang of Xuanzhen Temple, oops, disrespectful and disrespectful. ”
Xuanzhen Temple is a well-known avenue view, He Yinshui is the younger brother of the master He Jinshui.
He Yinshui glanced at the flowers and the spring and the heavenly machine, "What does Master Zhang mean by this?"
Master Zhang smiled all over his face and said, "Daoist He, this is a mage invited by my mansion, who subdues demons and exterminates demons." ”
He Yinshui rolled his eyelids, "I subdue demons and eliminate demons, and I never need others to do chores next to me." ”
Tianjizi slapped the table fiercely and shouted: "How dare you scold us for being miscellaneous, how can this be reasonable, apprentice, teach him a lesson for the teacher!"
Hua jumped up in the spring, rolled up her arms and sleeves, and glared at He Yinshui viciously with her two eyes.
Master, I'm systematic, you know?
Master, I'm the main character, you know?
If you offend the protagonist, you're about to be finished, you know?
The hard-hearted protagonist asks three questions.
He Yinshui glanced at Hua Fengchun, and spit out two words contemptuously in his mouth - "stupid." ”
"Oh, you still dare to scold me, looking for a beating!"
Hua Fengchun grabbed He Yinshui's collar, and Tianjizi saw that Hua Fengchun had the advantage and also joined the battle.
"Hit him!"
Hua Fengchun and Tianjizi held down He Yinshui, and they were about to beat him violently.
Master Zhang hurriedly dissuaded beside him: "Three Taoist masters, if you have something to say, you have something to say." ”
Hua Fengchun and Tianjizi let go of He Yinshui, He Yinshui's hat was knocked off, and his hair was also scratched and embarrassed.
He Yinshui pointed at the two of them and shouted, "Master Zhang, where did you find these two bandits?"
Master Zhang was about to speak, when suddenly, there was a strange scream outside, which was terrifying.
Master Zhang trembled, pointed to the backyard, and said, "Monsters, monsters...... That monster is out again!"
Now it's dark, and after dark, the monsters in Master Zhang's mansion will come out on time to make trouble.
Hua Fengchun, Tianjizi, He Yinshui, followed Master Zhang and a large group of family members, came to the backyard.
The backyard is a garden and bamboo forest, lush and lush.
The evening breeze blew, causing those flowers and trees to sway, ghostly, revealing an evil aura.
Master Zhang and the family members were very panicked and said, "The monster is hiding in this backyard, three mages, please catch the monster quickly." Whoever can catch the monster, I will give you five thousand taels of silver as a reward. ”
Hua Fengchun and Tianjizi both widened their eyes, in this ancient world, five thousand taels of silver was enough for them to be a carefree little landlord.
He Yinshui said: "Master Zhang, these two guys are messing with me, if they take the risk of merit and ask for rewards, I can't tell if they are justified." ”
Hua Fengchun-for-tat: "Oh, you ugly bastard, we didn't say that you were indiscriminate, but you talked about us." ”
Hua Fengchun, Tianjizi and He Yinshui were about to fight again, and Master Zhang hurriedly shouted: "Don't fight, don't fight, listen to me." ”
The three of them stopped and looked at Master Zhang.
Master Zhang said: "There is a path in this bamboo forest, let's take this path as the boundary and divide the backyard into two parts. Daoist He is responsible for one part, and your master and apprentice are responsible for the other part.
"Don't cross the line on both sides, so that whoever gets rid of the monster will be clear at a glance. ”
Hua Fengchun and He Yinshui nodded, "Okay, just do what Master Zhang said." ”
Hua Fengchun and Tianjizi walked into the bamboo forest.
Tianjizi looked around and said, "Apprentice, no one is staring at us, let's run." ”
"What to run, the five thousand taels of silver are in hand, and it is not too late for us to go. ”
"I'll go, you've drunk too much, and we'll thank God if you don't eat it, you're still thinking about killing youkai?"
Hua Fengchun took out a spirit explosion talisman, "Master, with this thing, it will no longer be a dream for us to subdue demons and eliminate demons." ”