In the 21st century, tourism is so prevalent that 80 percent of the world's population spends part of their time traveling to countries around the world each year.

Among them, Wuzhi Mountain in China is a must-see attraction for global Internet celebrities, and there is no one. Because there is a Chinese mythological god of war Sun Wukong pressed here.

He is the living fossil of the earth, and in his mouth people can understand mythology and history.

During the Spring Festival every year, it is the most lively time in Wuzhi Mountain.

This year is the same, a large group of tourists led by the tour guide to the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, in front of Sun Wukong.

"Monkey King!"

Someone exclaimed, and immediately pounced, "Monkey King, you are the object of my greatest admiration, can you take a photo?"

"No problem, everyone line up. ”

Sun Wukong is also self-cooked, shouting at the mountain god on the side to straighten out the order, and then said: "A group photo of two people is 100 yuan, and a group photo is 300 yuan." Limited to 10 tickets!

Friends who choose a group photo, I will come with a complete set of books such as "Journey to the West", "Learning from the Scriptures and Counting My Loss", "Dialogue between Sun Wukong and Major Historical Figures", etc., these books cost a total of more than 1,000 yuan on the Internet, and today you can get it for free with only a group photo of 100 yuan, which is very cost-effective and should not be missed. ”

"The most important thing is that these books are autographed by me, which is very difficult to find in the market. ”

"Wow! Monkey King's autograph!"

A large group of fans suddenly became excited and paid 100 yuan to take a group photo.

"Mr. Sun Wukong, how do you feel about being the richest man in the world lying down?"

After taking the photo, a reporter interviewed.

"What do you think!"

Sun Wukong stretched out his only hand that was not pressed and scratched the monkey's head, muttered a little, and said: "Actually, I was just bored and wanted to earn some pocket money, but I didn't expect it to become popular all of a sudden, and the thing I regret most in my life is to establish this Monkey King Group, which has developed a series of scenic spots and surrounding areas around Wuzhishan City."

If I could do it all over again, I would definitely not make the Monkey King Group so big, in fact, my happiest time was when I didn't ask about money, and I was free to lie down and do live broadcasts. ”

"Will you continue to publish historical novels this year?"

"Yes. This is also to popularize the public's understanding of history, I have confirmed with the History Publishing House that this year I plan to publish "The Events of Sun Wukong and Li Bai in Those Years", "The Events of Sun Wukong and Qiao Feng in Those Years", "The Events of Sun Wukong and Guo Jing in Those Years", "The Events of Sun Wukong and Zhang Sanfeng, Guo Xiang in Those Years", etc., there will probably be more than ten books. ”

Last year, the Sino-foreign joint venture between China and China, "The Monkey King's Three Rejects," was a hit all over the world, and people all over the country felt very excited, and I really hope that these books can also be made into movies as soon as possible. ”

"Yes. In fact, I have to thank the country, I am the only one of the four famous novels who got the manuscript fee, and I am really grateful to the country for recognizing me. ”

"That's also because you've lived a long time! Last question, Mr. Sun Wukong, what caused you to be pressed for more than a thousand years? I heard that the country wanted to rescue you from the mountains, but you insisted on refusing?"

Sun Wukong said helplessly: "Because of the house?"

"Monkey King, I'm as homely as you, and I also like home. ”

There is a way that otaku is proud.

Sun Wukong's eyes were confused, only he knew that it was all because of an accident.

It was more than a thousand years ago, and one day he suddenly crossed over.

"Ahh

It was a calm day, and when Lin Fang opened it, he found that he was crushed by a mountain in the ground, and he was so uncomfortable that he couldn't turn over.

It's not a dream, is it?

Just as Lin Fang was thinking this, a large stream of information poured into his mind, verifying the fact that he had crossed over.

not only crossed, but also unluckily crossed over to Sun Wukong, who was crushed under Wuzhi Mountain.

Looking at the deserted and rocky surroundings, Lin Fang suddenly had a headache.

"Everyone else has passed through the unborn Monkey King, no matter how bad it is, he is also the Monkey King's brother, alive. How could it be my turn to be crushed under the Five Fingers Mountain? I was crippled alive! ······· Hey, that's a mobile phone, but fortunately, the mobile phone also traveled with it. ”

Lin Fang saw the dropped mobile phone in front of him at a glance, and hurriedly reached out and grabbed it.

"Ding Dong! Flower Bar reminds you: this month's bill has been updated, you need to repay 568 yuan, please repay in time! If you have repaid, please ignore!"

"Dingdong! Borrow it to remind you: this month's ······"

As soon as you turn on your phone, several text messages appear.

Lin Fang glanced at it, this was just sent, today happens to be the No. 1, it's time for the bill reminder, but he has already crossed it?

Do you have to pay back the money when you cross the other world?

"Host~ Hello! Congratulations, you have obtained the god-level selection system. ”

A lazy voice suddenly sounded, only to hear the lazy and cute voice said: "Give you two god-level choices: First, choose to wait for Tang Sanzang's arrival here, and go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures with you." Reward: Fight to defeat the title of Buddha. ”

"Second, choose not to learn from the experience, and press for another 500 years. Bonus: 5G plane network package!(At present, it is a 4G network, in the state of plane networking, the price will be more expensive, a month from the original 19 yuan unlimited data package changed to 1900 yuan unlimited data package.) ）”

That is to say······ The reason why I can get a text message asking for a debt is because I can still connect to the original world?"

Lin Fang hesitated.

"Of course. Hurry up and choose the host, and the baby still needs to sleep. ”

The prompt sound of the system urging is heard.

Lin Fang pouted, he had never seen such a lazy system, and it was worthy of his own system.

"Of course I chose not to learn the scriptures, is the novel not good, or is the game not fun?

"Congratulations to the host for making the right choice, otherwise I'm afraid I'll wipe out the host again······"

A slightly cheerful voice sounded in the system.

"What did you say?" ······"

Lin Fang always felt as if he had heard something terrible?

"Nothing, host. I mean, from now on, you can enjoy a good otaku life to the fullest, except for the expensive traffic and the poor environment, there is no difference between the others and before, so don't look for me if you have nothing to do in the future, and don't look for me if you have something. ”

The system lazily finished the last sentence, and then disappeared into Lin Fang's mind.

Lin Fang's head was full of question marks, and his face was full of confusion, "What kind of system did I find?"

But soon Lin was relieved, anyway, he himself doesn't like interpersonal communication very much, which is still quite good.

Holding the mobile phone and looking at it, he whispered softly, "I owe more than 2,000 to Hua, I owe 1,000 to borrow, I owe 1,000 and 6,000 now, I'm in the other world, I shouldn't have to pay it back." ”