"Hey, stinky Taoist, are you really here?"

"Master Dao, don't fight, what kind of ruler are you, my grandson can't carry this copper skin and iron bones. ”

"Save people! The monks are going to kill people for money!"

"Jialan Arhat, don't stand still, can you help me ask for a favor?"

......

Sun Wukong was knocked unconscious to the ground, his face was covered with blood, and his appearance was extremely miserable.

Xie Yun was very satisfied with the measuring ruler in his hand, it was powerful, it hurt to beat people, it could be long or short, it could be light or heavy, it was used to beat apprentices, it couldn't be better.

To the enemy, to be honest, he prefers hand-to-hand combat.

The Jialan Arhat, who was about to leave the battlefield in the distance, was now very entangled, who would have thought that the Monkey King who was making trouble in the heavens would be so unbeaten, and within two blows, he would be subdued by the scripture learner.

Does it count as a transmission of false information?

Guanyin Bodhisattva is urgently supporting in the direction of Wuzhi Mountain, do you want to inform Guanyin Bodhisattva, go back, don't use it.

Looking at the sky, who can tell me what to do next, wait online, urgent!

When the Jialan Arhat was in pain and entangled, Sun Wukong, who was relieved on the other side, was not confused, and directly hugged Xie Yun's thigh and howled: "Master is above, please accept the disciple's worship." ”

"You monkey, didn't you just say that apprenticeship is just a petty ploy, and you are deceiving the poor? Xie Yun kicked Sun Wukong away with extreme disgust, and said, "Don't scratch your dirty paws, this robe is an innate magic weapon, can you afford to get dirty?"

Sun Wukong was embarrassed, touched his head and smiled: "Master, I am a monkey, don't ask too much of me." ”

"The master is above, collect the apprentices three times!" Sun Wukong knelt on the ground respectfully and kowtowed three times,

Click!

After three thunders sounded in the sky, many golden lotuses slowly fell, and a sweet spring of spiritual energy gushed out of the ground, and bursts of fairy sounds came.

"Apprenticeship. A voice came from the darkness.

Xie Yun looked at the ragged and dirty Sun Wukong, and helplessly covered his forehead with his hand.

Yes, heaven and earth testify, or shoehorn the monkey into himself as an apprentice.

This monkey is really the protagonist of heaven and earth, and he actually took shit luck and forcibly worshiped himself as a teacher.

"Master, entering Taoism doesn't affect marrying a daughter-in-law, right?" Sun Wukong cowered and asked.

"It doesn't matter, as long as you don't provoke the teacher and the student, and don't provoke the ancestor master, other things, even if you break the sky, there will be a teacher to carry it for you. ”

"Master, what is our sect?" Sun Wukong obviously didn't believe it, but he didn't dare to show it.

"Stand up, hold on to something, for the teacher is afraid that you will be paralyzed to the ground by fright. ”

"Master, you said, my grandson has also talked about the world, and he has seen all kinds of winds and waves. Sun Wukong has some expectations for his master.

Isn't it a saint's disciple? At the very least, he is also a disciple of the ancient and secluded sub-saint boss, otherwise how could the master be so awesome and arrogant.

"As a teacher, he is the King of the Eight Desolations of the Tang Dynasty, the Immortal Emperor of the Eight Desolations of the Heavenly Court, the current Journey to the West to learn scriptures, a part-time Heavenly Dao Inspector, and your ancestor is honored as the Dao Ancestor of the Three Realms. Xie Yun said one after another.

"Boom. Sun Wukong swallowed a mouthful of saliva, obviously his feet began to slip, and his voice was empty: "Master, help the apprentice, my legs are weak." ”

"Look at your appearance, you are the second in line under my door, and your senior sister is much more courageous than you. Xie Yun kicked the monkey and said hatefully.

"Master, who is my senior sister?" asked Sun Wukong as he sat directly on the ground.

"Don't ask, asking is better than you. Xie Yun disliked Sun Wukong more and more.

There are a lot of bigwigs who are stronger than my old grandson, but there are not many fairies who are stronger than my old grandson, and they can be counted with their fingers.

I don't know how this monkey will react when he finds out that his senior sister is just a princess of the Tang Dynasty in the foundation building period.

"Wukong, since you worship me as a teacher, you must pay attention to your identity in the future, don't worship when you see the Buddha Jade Emperor, you are the same generation as them. Xie Yun suddenly remembered and reminded.

"Is my old grandson awesome in the future?" Sun Wukong muttered to himself, what kind of immortal master did he worship?

"Remember, as a teacher, pay the most attention to the rules, worship my disciples, you must remember the following three points, first, when you meet a monster, you must ......"

"Master rest assured, the apprentice will definitely subdue demons and eliminate demons, win glory for the master, and promote your prestige. ”

Ah!

Sun Wukong was kicked into the soil by Xie Yun.

"Idiot, if you meet a monster in the future, notify the teacher as soon as possible, if the teacher finds out that you are like a dumbfounder, knock the monster to death for me, and beat you to death like a measuring ruler for the teacher!"

"Got it, master. Sun Wukong crawled out of the soil and replied blankly.

"Second, what if you meet a delicate female goblin?"

"Inform the master as soon as possible, and never ignore her. ”

"Fools, when we meet female goblins, we invite people to the teacher as soon as possible, they are all a group of poor people who have gone astray, as monks, we must have compassion as our heart, and as a teacher, we must talk to the female goblins all night long, influence them with love, and guide them on the right path. Xie Yun kicked Sun Wukong into the soil again.

This monkey's brain is really not very good, and he is not good at all.

"Third, what should you do if you meet the Heavenly Gods and Buddhas doing illegal things in the future?"

"Master, they are all the same family, more things are better than less things, I think it's ......"

Oops!

Before Sun Wukong finished speaking, he let Xie Yun completely kick and fly, like a tiger demon, head down, foot up into the mountain as a companion.

Stubborn, this apprentice, and some of them are trained.

"Splash monkeys, don't ......" Guanyin Bodhisattva rode the white clouds, and finally came a step late, and Shanshan rushed to the battlefield.

What's that?

What about monkeys?

Guanyin Bodhisattva searched for a long time, only to find the monkey on the hill that was still inserted in it, only showing two legs, I'll go!

Doesn't it mean that 100,000 people are in a hurry, and the deity almost broke his leg, just such a hurry?

Well, it may be in a hurry, come later, this monkey may really be killed.

Feeling the anger of Guanyin Bodhisattva, Jialan Arhat shrank his neck and almost buried himself in a pit.

"Poor Dao knows that Guanyin has me in your heart, but are you a man or a woman? Give me a quasi-letter, and Poor Dao has decided whether to chase you or not. Xie Yun asked with a smile.

"The big-headed ghost chasing you, mention this matter again, the deity will slap ...... to death" Guanyin Bodhisattva's face turned from white to black, from black to purple, and said angrily: "Slap to death...... and swatt the flies around you. ”

Bastard, you can't mess with this guy!

"Hahaha, Sister Guanyin is so funny, let's have a meal together when you have time?" Xie Yun laughed.

Jialan Arhat, who had been forcibly stealing in the distance, didn't hold back and laughed out loud.

"Uncle Shi, don't make such jokes with the deity, I am a monk, this is the golden hoop, the Buddha asked me to pass it on to you. Guanyin dropped the golden hoop, turned around and wanted to leave.

Shrink the ground into inches.

Xie Yun picked up the golden hoop, blocked in front of Guanyin Bodhisattva and said, "Guanyin, do you see this golden hoop, does it look like a ring?

Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at the shrunken golden hoop, nodded and said, "It's quite similar......

"Like a ghost, uncle, I still have official business in Da Lei Yin Temple, so I'll go first!"

Xie Yun watched Guanyin Bodhisattva open the spatial crack, panicked into it, sighed, and said, "Why are you so ignorant?"

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