Volume 1 Dragon and Tiger Mountain Seeking the Tao Chapter 10 Fat Taoist

"Oh, it's coming so soon, brother, I'll go first, and there will be a period later. After Dong Fatzi dropped such a sentence, he squeezed directly through the crack of the door without waiting for the car door to open completely, and the thick fat was squeezed into dough.

Feng Yueyue saw that Dong Fatzi had run away, her willow eyebrows straightened, and after snorting coldly, she also jumped out of the car window, and disappeared after a few flashes.

The people in the car all laughed when they saw this, and their nervousness about the assessment of the Heavenly Master's Mansion also faded for a while.

Li Yuan also smiled helplessly and strode off the tram.

At this time, there were not many people in the riverside station square, except for a few dozen seekers who got off the tram, there were only a few station staff and a fortune teller.

Because of Dong Xiaopang's previous words, all the seekers who got out of the car at this moment became cautious, afraid that they would be caught by the people who were secretly observing the Heavenly Master's Mansion if they did something wrong.

"Look, there's an old beggar there, isn't it the first level of assessment?" I don't know which seeker suddenly pointed to a fortune teller who looked to be only forty or fifty years old who was setting up a stall under the willow tree by the river, and said.

When they heard this, they became vigilant, and they looked in the direction that the man was pointing.

"Beggar sister, that man is a fortune teller, which eye do you see that he belongs to an old beggar?" scolded a handsome lean young man.

"Well, it seems to be, but you know that he is not the first level of assessment, and it is not strange that he was an old beggar last year, and this year he is replaced by a younger fortune teller, right?" said the man who spoke in front of him.

Everyone listened to the conversation between the two, but they felt that there was some truth in their words, and they couldn't come up with a reason for a while.

In this regard, a bold man walked over.

"Sir, your clothes are thin, and the cold wind by the river is biting, so you can take this money and buy a thicker dress. ”

Seeing this, other people also surrounded the dead horses as live horse doctors, giving money to those who gave money, and fortune tellers to tell fortunes, giving full play to the fine tradition of helping others in China.

Li Yuan watched from the side, it wasn't that he was reluctant to make money, but he felt that if he did this every year, the assessment of the Master's Mansion that day would inevitably be too simple, right?

There are quite a few people who have the same idea as Li Yuan, but there are so many people in this riverside square, if the fortune teller is not, could it be other station staff?

"Haha, I'm sorry, I overslept, forgive me, forgive me. Just when the rest of the people couldn't hold back and wanted to go up to support the fortune teller, Jiang Zhong suddenly heard a hearty laugh.

The next moment, I saw a middle-aged fat Taoist priest wearing a gray Taoist robe and fairy wind bones walking on the river, seemingly walking slowly, but after three or two steps, he came to the square.

"It's late, I'm sorry, I've kept you waiting, let me introduce myself, poor Dao Guo Yiming, Dao number Feng Qingzi, is responsible for presiding over this assessment, you can call me Feng Qing Dao Chief. The fat Taoist touched his bulging belly and said with a smile.

Who would have thought that the famous Longhu Mountain, the Taoist in charge of the assessment, would be late for such an important occasion!

Everyone was unexpected, and they scolded in their hearts, but they didn't dare to show it on the surface, and they saluted the fat Taoist one after another.

"Fuck, you're not in charge of the assessment, say it earlier, it's like seeing your grandfather, so affectionate. Under the willow tree, a sturdy young man with a big back pointed at the fortune teller and cursed.

Another young man with high cheekbones and a pair of small eyes also echoed: "That's it, you're embarrassed to charge me so much money." As he spoke, he reached out and snatched back a few bills that he had given to the fortune teller.

"The world is declining, people's hearts are not ancient, what is wrong with young people now, even the old people's money is robbed. The fortune teller sighed, shook his head, took off his sunglasses and stood up.

"Uncle Hong, why are you here all the time. When the fat Taoist saw the fortune teller after taking off his sunglasses, he immediately raised his sleeves and bowed.

The fortune teller touched his mustache, tilted his head at a forty-five degree angle and said, "Hmph, can't I come?"

"Uncle Hong, where is it. "The fat Taoist said respectfully, but in his heart he thought about you old thing, and secretly came out behind his back to pretend to be a ghost and cheat money.

"Old Dao, as the host of the first level assessment, now announces, you, and you..." The middle-aged Taoist known as Uncle Hong pointed to the two young men who scolded him before and said, "Eliminate." ”

"What!" the small-eyed young man sat on the ground with a crying voice, wanting to cry without tears.

"Why, what is me, old thing, I fought with you. The young man with the big back collapsed directly, lost his mind in anger, and kicked his legs to the ground, his shoes rubbed a spark on the ground, but his body quickly pounced on Uncle Hong.

"The grasshopper shakes the tree. Seeing this, the fat Taoist in the distance showed disdain on his face, and with a flick of his sleeve robe, a whirlwind suddenly blew in front of him, blowing in the direction of Uncle Hong.

"Whew~"

A gust of wind staggered the young man with the big back, and he fell directly to the ground, dragging it backwards for seven or eight meters before stopping, but the figure of the fat Taoist suddenly appeared in front of Uncle Hong, "Master Hong, the nephew is too late to act, and you are always frightened." ”

"It's late for you to be big, who asked you to make a move, if you don't make a move, I'll slap him to death in one go. Uncle Hong kicked the fat Taoist on the ass hard, and scolded with no regard for demeanor.

"Uncle Shi, there is a TV station there, pay attention to the image. Fat Daoren pointed to a few reporters who were filming with cameras in the distance, and reminded in a low voice.

"Oooh. Uncle Hong immediately recovered his previous demeanor, turned his back, and looked like he was floating out of the dust.

"That guy is usually arrogant in the mortal world, right? I thought that after practicing some three-legged cat kung fu, I would dare to ask for trouble with the cultivators, and I was really looking for death. After everyone saw this scene, they all started to talk about it, and even some people who originally wanted to go up and teach the fortune teller a lesson were also afraid for a while.

Uncle Hong lost his interest, took the pile of banknotes that everyone had given him before, pinched his sword finger, and then saw a silver light fly out of his sleeve, and after circling twice in midair, it landed smoothly in front of him, and it was actually a silver flying sword more than a foot long.

Uncle Hong raised his foot and jumped on the flying sword, and then the sword flew up: "Senior nephew Guo, I'll leave it to you here, Uncle I'll go to Fu Ji for some morning tea." ”

The people present looked at each other, thinking that this first level of assessment was not specially prepared for the two unlucky eggs just now, right?

"Okay, the next train is coming, let's get ready, and then let's start the first level of assessment. The fat Daoist suddenly became serious, and he directly returned to the appearance of the previous bone fairy wind.

Soon, seventy or eighty people gathered in the square, all seekers who had disembarked from the two trams.

"What happened just now, I saw that someone seemed to have flown away from Edgeworth. Dong Fat Man escaped from nowhere, covering his slightly swollen cheeks and asking Li Yuan.

"It's nothing, but why did you have a blue nose and swollen face, and you were beaten by that Feng Yueyue?" Li Yuan held back a smile and glanced at Dong Fatzi and said.

"If I hadn't sworn not to beat girls, she Feng Yueyue would have hurt me like this?" Dong Fatzi looked like he didn't admit defeat.

"Fat Dong, haven't you been taught enough, or is your skin itchy again?" In the crowd, Feng Yueyue poked out her little head and looked at Fat Dong with cold eyes.

When Dong Fatzi heard this, his face turned white and red for a while, and he couldn't say half a sentence anymore.

"Ahem, since everyone is ready, let's start the first level assessment, this first level of assessment, entitled one pole to cross the river, each person can choose a bamboo pole on my side, rely on the bamboo pole to cross this Luxi River, and reach Longhu Mountain to pass the level. Seeing that everyone had gathered in the square and stood up, the fat Taoist briefly introduced the content of the assessment in a loud voice.