"Comrade policeman, I was wrong, I turned myself in!"

"Turn yourself in?"

"Yes! Confess leniently, resist strictly, I take the initiative to turn myself in!" Gu Chenfeng pushed a bicycle with less front wheels to the female traffic policeman in the middle of the road.

"Bumped into someone?"

"Nope!"

"Crashed?"

"Neither!"

"And what are you from?"

"It was my bike that hit and died!"

The female traffic policeman first looked at Gu Chenfeng, who was able-bodied, and then looked at the broken bicycle in his hand, "Did you really hit it?"

"Hmm!" Gu Chenfeng was very determined.

"Do you know what the consequences are of obstructing the traffic police?" The female traffic police continued to direct traffic, anyway, since the leader transferred her to this area to direct traffic, from time to time someone came to talk, full of tricks, endless, but it was the first one who took the initiative to turn herself in with a broken bicycle!

"Comrade policeman, please believe me! Although I didn't see it clearly, the thing was covered in blood and dragged into my car with a duodenum, and I really didn't have time to brake!"

"Wait. The female traffic policeman directly interrupted Gu Chenfeng's words, and looked at him with very stern eyes, "This classmate, do you know what you're talking about early in the morning? Tell you, it's rush hour after work, don't blame me for not giving you a chance if you want to obstruct official business like this!"

"Comrade policeman, what I said is true, and this is the eighth bicycle I have broken in two months!" Gu Chenfeng mentioned his bicycle forward, his face serious.

"More than once?"

"Well, I can hit it three or four times a week every other day!"

"Come on, come on, ID card, ID card!"

"Comrade policeman. Gu Chenfeng put down the bicycle and handed it over with both hands.

"Gu Chenfeng, 23 years old, has a lot of tricks at a young age! Wait here, after the peak period, my sister will personally send you to the hospital!"

"Comrade policeman, there is no need to go to the hospital, you better take me back to the bureau directly!" Gu Chenfeng's eyes were still firm, without the slightest fear, "Before I came, I went to see the best psychiatric professor in the city, and the professor said that I have an IQ of 380 and my logical thinking ability is too strong, which is completely inconsistent with the characteristics of a mentally ill person!"

"Then see a psychiatrist!"

"That's what the professor said!"

"Then why don't you go to a psychiatrist?"

"Look!"

"What did the doctor say?"

"The doctor said that my psychology was healthier than that of a professional psychiatrist! He also said that the psychiatric professor had a nervous problem, so he blasted me out!"

"Then why do you still say that you hit something?!" The female traffic policeman said in a stern tone, and Gu Chenfeng was very helpless to hold her glasses, "Comrade policeman, I really saw that my bicycle hit something, so I came to surrender to you!"

"I think you really should turn yourself in!" The female traffic policeman hated Gu Chenfeng's ID card and withheld Gu Chenfeng's ID card, and at the same time was amused by Gu Chenfeng's stubborn energy, alas~, those feudal superstitions are really unbelievable! Look at what kind of spiritual guy has been poisoned!

"When did you first come across those things, and what exactly did you encounter?"

"Two months ago!" Gu Chenfeng didn't think twice, "they all rushed out of the blue and hit me on the bike! Sometimes one, sometimes two or three together! I can't see what the facial features of the cloak look like, but the whole body is covered with blood and flesh, either missing an arm or missing a leg! I have met people with sound hands and feet a few times, but their bodies are full of big holes, and their internal organs, organs, large intestine, and small intestine are all pulled out!" Gu Chenfeng has a serious attitude as if he is making an academic report.

"Wait. The female traffic policeman noticed something unusual from it, "You're not afraid?"

"Don't be afraid!" Gu Chenfeng straightened his chest, "One of my minors at X University is anatomy!"

What?autopsy?!I have dissected to persecution paranoia, and I am embarrassed to say that I am a professional dissection!

The female traffic policeman couldn't help but feel sorry for the young man in front of her, but at this moment, suddenly a flash of inspiration suddenly dawned on her, and the female traffic policeman suddenly realized the loophole in Gu Chenfeng's words!

Isn't that the best psychiatric medical school in the city?!

"Gu Chenfeng's IQ is very high!" The female traffic policeman patted Gu Chenfeng's shoulder vigorously, "It is not easy for ordinary people to be able to fix a major in X University, and Gu Chenfeng not only minor but also minor more than one?"

"Yes, comrade police!" Gu Chenfeng raised his head and chest, full of confidence, "In addition to dissection, I also minored in psychology!, and I have already obtained a degree in psychology!"

Gu Chenfeng took out his mobile phone and logged in to the academic information network, entered his degree certificate number, and handed the mobile phone to the female traffic policeman.

"And who is the psychiatrist you went to?"

"Ph.D. in Psychology from X University!"

Oh~, I've heard of it, it's a very professional psychologist! The female traffic policeman nodded, and then asked, "Why did the psychiatrist say that the psychiatrist had a nerve problem?"

Gu Chenfeng thought about it very seriously, "Maybe it's because I'm majoring in a professor's major!"

What?!The female traffic policeman's heart trembled! Good fellow, go around, feel that you are majoring in psychiatry!

Either he is looking at a high-ranking criminal, or he is really nervous!

The female traffic policeman steadied her mind without missing a trace, and then returned the phone to Gu Chenfeng, "Did you encounter anything unusual two months ago?

Gu Chenfeng thought seriously for a while, "Comrade policeman, do you count your righteousness and bravery?"

"What exactly have you done?"

Originally, there were few people on the road at night, and I saw that the girl's bag was suffocating, shabby and old, and there were two people on the other side, so I scolded me from afar, thinking that I would call the police first, and then scare the robbers away, as long as the person was okay! But the girl was kicked to the ground by the robbers and still clung to the bag, there must be something very important in it, so I chased after it without saying a word! It took a marathon to chase the bag back!

"And then?" the female traffic policeman gave Gu Chenfeng an approving look.

"And then the girl threw the bag away!"

"Why?"

"The girl said she was so beautiful that she couldn't compare to a second-hand bag!"

"Ahem!" When did it become popular to confess like this, why didn't she know! The corners of the female traffic policeman's mouth twitched twice, "The robber and that girl?"

"It's an accomplice! I called the police!"

"Huh?" I said Gu Chenfeng, we should have seen a pig run if we haven't eaten pork, it will be difficult for you to get a girlfriend in the future......

"The three of them admit to committing the crime together! Fortunately, I am both wise and brave, and I am vigorous!"

"The girl didn't say anything else to you?"

"No!" Gu Chenfeng shook his head, "The girl scolded me for being insane as soon as the police came!"

And then you really became a psychopath?! The female traffic policeman is angry and funny.

"And after that?"

"After that, they were taken away by the police comrades! Now that I think about it, the first time my bicycle hit and died, it seems that it was the day after the incident!" Gu Chenfeng suddenly realized that there might be some kind of connection between the two.

"Why did you turn yourself in now?" The female traffic policeman pointed to the bicycle in Gu Chenfeng's hand, and Gu Chenfeng said with a strange face: "I just passed by the ATM, and I met the three of them again!"

"Is there anything strange?" the female traffic policeman noticed the unnaturalness on Gu Chenfeng's face.

"Originally, I thought that what was happening these days were some natural phenomena that science could not explain for the time being, but when that girl saw me just now, she said hell! And she cursed me that I would never be able to get a wife in this world for the rest of my life!"

"So you insist on bumping into it yourself, um~, bumping into something?"

"That's right!" Gu Chenfeng nodded very hard, "The people's police are the embodiment of justice! It represents light and nobility, as long as you bring me back to the bureau, all unnatural phenomena will disappear! Of course, if you are willing to be my girlfriend, you can not enter the bureau!" This is also the method he just thought of to crack it, as for whether it is effective or not, it will take a while to know.

"Gu Chenfeng!"

"Here!"

The female traffic policeman was angry, Gu Chenfeng did not change her face and lifted her glasses, "Theoretically speaking, you can directly eliminate all unnatural phenomena by being my wife, but marriage is a lifelong event, and I haven't graduated yet, so I don't want to get married so early, so it's safer for us to start with the relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend!"

"Have you been wronged?" The female traffic policeman was hovering on the verge of rage, and Gu Chenfeng finally realized that her words were inappropriate, "Oh, after all, you are here to help me, so as long as you are willing, it is okay to slowly cultivate feelings after receiving the certificate!"

"I do?!" "I want you to be a big-headed ghost!" The female traffic policeman simply used a trick to grab the hand, and Gu Chenfeng immediately felt pain.

"Comrade policeman, comrade police!" Gu Chenfeng struggled instinctively, the sound of rushing water sounded, and Gu Chenfeng suddenly found himself in a well!

What's going on with this TM?

Gu Chenfeng, who only had his head floating on the water, looked at the night sky and was distracted, what's the matter, he has crossed over? No, is the sentence "I do" just now willing or unwilling?

A gust of cold wind hit, Gu Chenfeng couldn't help but shiver, a rope was tied to a bucket-shaped wooden vessel next to him and went straight to the surface of the well, Gu Chenfeng pulled it carefully, and it was roughly estimated that he could withstand a downward pull of 202N, and he weighed 60KG, plus the friction of his feet, it shouldn't be a problem to climb up!

......

Half an hour later, Gu Chenfeng, who was wet and couldn't tell whether it was well water or sweat, was lying on the edge of the well panting, "It's finally here!"

By the moonlight, Gu Chenfeng looked around, the empty courtyard was mottled, desolate and lonely, strange, he had heard a woman talking just now!

"Who is talking? Come out! I already see you!" Before the words fell, Gu Chenfeng hurriedly covered his mouth, the sky was clear, just crossed, there is no need to change his voice, right?!

Gu Chenfeng, who was extremely frightened, hurriedly got up to check, and in the next second, a terrible cry resounded in the sky, bursting the river valley!

TMD, the head can be broken and the blood can be flowed, and a man's chastity cannot be lost! In ancient times, Xiang Yu Wujiang killed himself, and today I Gu Chenfeng can say anything!

You say, am I to blame when the bicycle crashes off? Do I complain that my wife is gone?

Humiliation! Shame! Shame!!

Where is the well? I'm going to jump into the well! I'm going to jump into the well!I'm going to jump into the well!!I'm going to jump into the well!!

"Excuse me, thank you. "People who are over half a hundred years old still learn the whole fan of other people's romantic talents, and it is better to take off the clothes on the body and wash them, a mess of chaff, it really doesn't taste good!

"I didn't even have time to change my clothes when I screamed so loudly, but I used stealth skills. After Lin Haizhi fanned it twice, he found that the smell on the fan was wrong.

It turned out to be a crazy old man! Gu Chenfeng bypassed Lin Haizhi very intimately.

"Girl, can you see me?" Lin Haizhi's eyes widened, Gu Chenfeng glanced at him, and said lightly: "I didn't see it." ”

"Girl!" Lin Haiyi grabbed Gu Chenfeng, "What are you going to do?"

Gu Chenfeng immediately went to pull Lin Haizhi's hand, and Lin Haizhi dragged it even more, "No! who is waiting for my ancestor when you die, come down, you come down for me!"

Gu Chenfeng struggled with all his strength, Lin Haizhi couldn't pull it up, so he hugged it with both hands, and directly encircled Gu Chenfeng into his arms!

"Wow~, it stinks!" Gu Chenfeng rolled his eyes, severely deprived of oxygen.

"I said let you come down!" Lin Haizhi let go of Gu Chenfeng very tabooly, and then slapped his body desperately, "I can't cure a little girl in the Jindan period! If it weren't for my ancestor and master to call you alone, I wouldn't be too lazy to save you! What do you say are you looking for to die?"

Gu Chenfeng didn't bother to pay attention to the crazy man's crazy words, and even saw a tree with a crooked neck not far away, so he simply untied his belt and thought about hanging!

"Hey, girl, I'll talk to you, what are you going to do?" Lin Haizhi "whoosh" blocked Gu Chenfeng's way.

Gu Chenfeng took two steps back abruptly, away from the smell of chaff. Lin Haizhi was very satisfied with the look of surprise in Gu Chenfeng's eyes, so satisfied that he completely ignored the disgust on Gu Chenfeng's face!

"I am a monk of Qianlun Mountain, you are fortunate to see my true face today, so you ......"

"Can you send me back?" Before Lin Haizhi finished speaking, Gu Chenfeng directly interrupted him.

"Where?"

"Earth, earth. ”

"Starving?"

"Forget it, I'd better hang myself!"

"Wait!" This girl not only suddenly seemed to be a different person, but also the stealth technique did not work at all in front of her, could it be that the turn of the ancestor was coming? Lin Haizhi had an idea, "As long as you serve the ancestor well, when the time comes, with the cultivation of the ancestor master, I will naturally be able to send you back!"

Gu Chenfeng thought for a while, "Then you can change me into a male body first." ”

"This ......" Lin Haiyi's face was embarrassed, Gu Chenfeng turned his head and walked towards the well, Lin Haizhi hurriedly shouted: "Master Zu can!"

This is about the same! Gu Chenfeng reluctantly retracted his steps, Lin Haizhi secretly sighed, well, the person who served the ancestor was saved!

......

"This is the ancestor you keep shouting?" An old and dilapidated house with a roof that can be used as a rooftop, Gu Chenfeng pointed at a person, and his chin fell to the ground!

"Cultivators, meditating and meditating, wandering into the void causes the body to wither, the face is pale, normal, normal!" Lin Haizhi didn't care, Gu Chenfeng hurriedly stepped forward to check, his body was cold, his breath was like nothing, and his pulse was empty!

"Let's prepare for the aftermath of your grandfather!"

"Nonsense!" Lin Haizhi stood two meters away, stretching out his head to look into the distance.

"Then come and see for yourself!"

Lin Haizi's face was strange, and he hummed a few words like a mosquito in the middle of the sound: "Hungry...... Hungry...... Hungry. ”