Day 2.

The son was driven and went out of the south gate of Chaoge.

This was the first time he had left the palace.

On the way, it was found that every family burned incense and set up a case, and every household made colorful carpets, and there was a joyful color.

The son was frightened, is it still so popular?

However, this is also reasonable, according to the normal development, before the king went to Nuwa Palace to drop incense, the country and the people were safe, and the people lived and worked in peace and contentment, so there was no reason to complain.

But it doesn't matter, the Chengtang Foundation will be in my hands from today.

Three thousand iron cavalry and eight hundred royal forest troops are led by Huang Feihu, the king of Wucheng, accompanied by the civil and military of the Manchu Dynasty, Zishou has some regrets, the pomp should be bigger, not to mention the gongs and drums on the red carpet Pulu, how can you disturb the people?

What are you doing so carefully? Spread your hooves and run!

It's a pity that they, like Zishou's predecessor, are very well-behaved.

Zishou shook his head again and again, the Son of Heaven should be a little arrogant, but he couldn't help it, he couldn't pat the guard on the shoulder and say: "Young man, your walking posture is wrong, you have to deny it a little more." ”

I can only wait to return to the palace to catch a batch of people and train them.

Walking to Nuwa Palace, Zishou got off the chariot and entered the palace.

Lighting the incense burner, the air is misty, and the civil and military are congratulated with their sons.

At this moment, a sudden gust of wind rolled up the curtain, revealing the statue of Nuwa behind it.

The appearance of the holy statue is Ruili, and the country is beautiful, like a fairy.

However, in the 21st century, normal young people who have experienced all kinds of beauty temptations can be blinded by mere stone statues?

Normal people don't think about 404 things about stone statues.

Even Duan Yu only felt that his immortal sister was dignified and sacred, and he didn't dare to have blasphemy thoughts, and he couldn't practice his ideas if he had them.

But even so, Zishou still had to pretend to be hooked by the stone statue.

Otherwise, it doesn't make sense.

Zishou felt that the appearance was enough, so he said: "Lonely look at Nuwa's appearance, there is a peerless posture, want to write poems to praise, loneliness is the respect of ten thousand times, left to the people to see it, it can be seen that Niangniang's beauty is peerless, and it is also the last ear of loneliness." ”

Poetry?

Ministers, look at me, I look at you, I don't know what to do.

In the past, I had only heard of the king of the Xuan Dynasty changing the pillars to save the first emperor in danger, and he was outstanding, but he had never heard of any literary brilliance.

Just nodded silently, and no one dared to speak.

Zishou is very satisfied, it is this rhythm, lifting the pen.

Then he was stunned.

What is the obscene poem inscribed by the king in the Romance of the Gods?

I don't remember.

So I'm going to make up a song?

There is not enough culture to make it up.

Forget it.... The order is changed overnight, and it can barely be regarded as a faint behavior?

Shang Rong was overjoyed, and said: "The king is really the king, Nuwa is the god of the ancients, the blessed lord of the song, and it is not suitable in the temple..."

Seeing Shang Rong's appearance, Zishou immediately turned around and faced the wall, questioning, continuing the question.

Prime Minister Shang Rong is a virtuous minister, and in the romance, he persuaded the king to crash into the palace after implementing benevolent government, and he definitely had to fight against him.

If you don't allow the question, then you have to ask the question.

What's the question?

Zishou fell into doubt again.

Goose goose goose two orioles hanging southeast branch self sleep do not know?

No, the wind and the horses are not related, and the question cannot be explained.

If it is understood as a problem with IQ, then all mediocre behaviors may also be regarded as IQ defects, and in the end, they will be directly stripped of their rights, and they will not be able to faint if they want to.

What if you are overshadowed by your courtiers before you become a faint king?

After Zishou decided to return to the palace, he not only had to train the guards, but also had to select a group of his own loyal team.

Which faint gentleman doesn't have a few loyal lackeys?

However, it is imperative to hold back a consensual poem.

That's right, that's it!

"Chirp and chirp, Mulan is a household weaver. I didn't hear the sound of the machine, but I heard the woman sigh.

Ask the woman what she thinks, and ask the woman what she remembers. Women don't think about anything, and women don't remember. I saw the military post last night, and the king of the army ordered the soldiers, and the military book was twelve volumes, and the scrolls had the name of the master. Grandpa has no eldest son, Mulan has no eldest brother, and he is willing to be a saddle horse for the city, and from now on he will fight for his grandfather.

Buy horses in the east market, saddle sheath in the west market, bridle in the south market, and long whip in the north market. When I leave my grandmother and go, I stay by the Yellow River at dusk, and I don't hear the voice of my grandmother calling her daughter, but I hear the splashing of the Yellow River. As soon as he left the Yellow River, he went to the head of Mount Tai at dusk, and he didn't hear the voice of his grandmother calling the girl, but he heard the Taihang Hu riding and chirping.

Thousands of miles to the plane, Guan Shan is like flying. Shuoqi spreads the golden watch, and the cold light shines on the iron coat. The general died in a hundred battles, and the strong man returned in ten years.

Return to see the Son of Heaven, the Son of Heaven sacrifices to the Taimiao. The king asked what he wanted, Mulan didn't need the princes and kings, he was willing to gallop thousands of miles and send his son back to his hometown. ”

A modified Mulan poem was written, Zishou was barely satisfied, who has nothing to memorize any obscene poems in a normal modern person? It is also the necessary ancient poem on the language book, and it is too difficult to pick the first one that completely fits this situation.

This one is barely passable.

First of all, it is reasonable to have something to do with women.

Secondly, the mediocrity of the king of Xuan is highlighted.

The poem states that there are no young and strong men in Mulan's family, and if his father dies on the expedition, the pillars of the family will be gone.

Not only that, Mulan had to buy and buy before joining the army, and she also prepared her own outfits to fight for the country.

The march also disregarded the physical strength of the soldiers, and it took only one day to travel all the way from the Yellow River to Mount Tai.

Taihang Hu cavalry chirped, north of Taihang is the border of Dashang, the enemy's iron cavalry has already hit the door, our soldiers are still marching, and they will realize it later.

The general died in a hundred battles, and the strong man returned in ten years, this sentence is a vivid expression of the cruelty of war, but the king still has to recruit troops to fight, this is a reckless force!

The most critical point is that even if you are lucky enough to win the battle, Mulan is victorious, and there is no reward.

Because Zishou erased the original text of "Twelve turns of Strategy, reward hundreds of thousands of strong", and jumped directly to "King Su asks what he wants, Mulan does not need the princes and kings, he is willing to gallop thousands of miles and send his son back to his hometown".

This shows that the king didn't even mention the reward, and the sacrifice to the temple was perfunctory, and there was no follow-up after asking Mulan what she wanted.

Even if Mulan doesn't want a reward and just wants to go home, she has to send some carriages and horses to send it.

Yet neither.

Such a king must be mediocre.

Although the excellent image of Mulan's father in the army is vividly expressed, Zishou has read a lot of historical online articles, the status of women in ancient times has always been very low, the dignified emperor spoke for women, moved the man's cake, and also joined the army, and became a general, as soon as this poem comes out, it will definitely be criticized.

There was silence in the temple for a moment.

Zishou thought that the ministers should have been shocked by themselves.

Yes, the ministers were indeed shocked.

They had seen King Su show his ugliness in front of the statue of Nuwa before, and some people couldn't help but admonish him, but after seeing this poem, they were so guilty that they couldn't do it.

What kind of ugly blasphemy, obviously using Mulan as a metaphor, deliberately wrote poems to praise.

Mulan's father retreated from the army to the country, and the queen mother mined five-colored stones to make up the sky and save the world from fire and water.

Headed by Prime Minister Shang Rong, there was a mountain shout.

Then Shang Rong Lao burst into tears, and said: "The old minister, please drive the incense, pray for good fortune, so that all the people will be happy, the rain will be smooth, and the soldiers will rest peacefully.

Then the ministers said in unison: "King Shengming!"

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