287. Harem Triple Chain

Zishou decided to do something in the harem.

Because Daji was pregnant earlier, she talked all night for a while, but it was really just a long talk.

Now Da Ji is in charge of the Women's Federation, there is no news of Long Ji, and there are three sisters in the harem: Queen Jiang, Huang Guifei, and Deng Chanyu, no, there is also Yang Guifei, who has an extremely no sense of existence.

It's easy to choose one of the four, but you can make it a little harder.

Which faint gentleman doesn't have a harem?

This is simple, as long as the operation is good and spread, people like the palace secrets the most, it is easy to spread, even if it is fake, it doesn't matter, is it possible that they can still come to the harem for verification?

It was rare for Zishou to bring together the harem concubines and palace maids.

And with the girls came many little lambs.

The sheep house in the West Garden was blown up by biogas before, the people were fine, the sheep were gone, and these lambs were all newly selected by Yang Xian.

In order to add a little more chaos to the courtiers, Zishou directly got this batch of sheep into the palace, as for what to do....

Sheep cart hopeful!

Among the warblers and swallows, Zishou sat on a small cart pulled by the lamb, the four-wheeled car was extremely stable, and Zishou felt nothing after it was built.

The aristocrats can do business better, and they can collect taxes better, anyway, if the Qixiang car is dismantled, Xiqi must hate himself to the bone, and with a four-wheeled car, it will be convenient to travel in the future.

Fengshen must have a battle, he plans to fight in person, it is too simple to earn mediocre value on the battlefield, and it is at the time of Fengshen, and the soldiers who die in battle are all on the list of soldiers and generals, and there is no psychological burden at all.

Although there are a bunch of immortals to make trouble, it is still good to be a god, once the war starts, take off directly!

"Walk you!"

Zishou hummed a little tune lightly, let the sheep walk in the harem, and where the sheep cart stopped, he was lucky to which girl.

This is Sima Yan who learned, Sima Yan felt that it was too boring to push down whoever he wanted, so he had to play something exciting and let the sheep choose who he wanted to push.

So in order to win favor, the harem concubines also put willow branches at the door and sprinkled salt water to attract the attention of the sheep, which is quite absurd.

In the girl's exclamation, the little sheep stopped, and the son was shou, Queen Jiang.

Coincidentally, it was exactly what he wanted.

Originally, it was said that I would not stop going to Queen Jiang, Concubine Huang, and Deng Chanyu to go again, which would save trouble.

The faces of Huang Guifei, Deng Chanyu and others are extremely natural, they are the concubines of the main palace, and there is no shortage of favors.

The ordinary palace maids were extremely disappointed, and being favored by the king was tantamount to soaring into the sky for them.

You must know that many of them are show girls selected from the people a few years ago, although their faces are beautiful and beautiful, but they are not comparable to the concubines in the harem who are like fairies.

And the king is not a lustful king, in the past few years, except for the concubines of the main palace, the palace maids have not looked at it at all, almost all of them are tool people, and all of them are virgins.

But even so, they feel very happy, at least they don't have to live a hard life among the people.

They also heard about the women's federation established by the third year of high school and Su Guifei, and they were deeply moved.

If they didn't enter the palace, most of what was waiting for them would be like the third year of high school, and they would even be sold to nobles and slaves.

Many palace maids have been recruited by Daji into the Women's Federation to make a contribution, they grew up in the folk women, just do these things, these years in the palace, also learned some things.

Thinking that when King Su deliberately selected show girls from the people, it is very likely that he was already thinking about changing the situation of women being bullied.

Of course, Zishou didn't mean this.,At that time, I was mainly fooled by the stall literature.,Thinking that many beautiful girls in the past dynasties are from the folk.,There's a sense of draft from the folk.,What is the result?

The girls of the folk have to do manual work, help the family do housework, and no matter how beautiful they are, they are far inferior to the eldest lady who is born in the aristocracy and does not touch the spring water, and there is no comparison with the monsters and immortals of Longji Daji.

"Don't be disappointed, beauties, I still have a way. ”

That being said, the nominal fornication harem has to continue.

Zishou took out a wooden box, and when he opened it, many colorful butterflies flew out of it.

It's February, and it's the warm climate of elephants running by the Yellow River, and there are quite a lot of butterflies.

However, it was not easy to catch, and it took more than a dozen temple people to catch a day before they could catch a sufficient number.

This trick came from Tang Xuanzong.

Du Mu's smile on the red dust concubine made people understand how much Li Longji favored Yang Guifei.

However, Bai Juyi said in the song of long hatred that Tang Xuanzong "had three thousand beauties in the harem", which was the source of the three thousand beauties, and Du Fu then expressed his dissatisfaction, and wrote in the preface to the sword line that "there were eight thousand maids of the first emperor".

In fact, it is still underestimated, according to the records of the "New Tang Book", during the Kaiyuan and Tianbao years, Li Longji had about 40,000 palace concubines.

Li Longji had 29 daughters and 30 sons in his life, and he probably didn't recognize him in the end

Such a macho man is naturally not lagging behind in choosing a concubine to sleep.

Tang Xuanzong ordered the harem concubines to pick flowers and put them on their heads, and chased them all the way after releasing the butterflies to see whose head the butterflies fell on and who they slept that night.

The butterfly also flew, and the girls didn't know what was going on, so it was interesting to watch the butterflies fly.

"This butterfly actually landed on Concubine Huang's head, which is really interesting. ”

Queen Jiang frowned, today's King Jiang is a little different.

In the past, sleeping with anyone was a matter of one sentence, why did you suddenly have a whim, what do you want to choose a concubine to sleep?

And that was just when the Women's Union was formed.

The king is like this, taking the lead in corrupting the atmosphere and lustful harem, what does Zhang San, who is determined to improve the status of women, do?

And what did you ask Daji to do?

And it's a bit too much to spend so much effort and play some new tricks.

Queen Jiang wanted to give a few words of advice, but she didn't want Zishou to take out another arrow.

The Tang Dynasty once produced a "merry arrow", that is Tang Jingzong Li Zhan.

When Zishou thought about using football to earn mediocre value, he was inspired by Li Zhan, who ascended the throne at the age of fifteen and died at the age of eighteen, and there are many things worth learning.

He invented the "Merry Arrow", which means to decide the matter of serving.

"Beauties don't be afraid, this arrow is wrapped in paper with musk, and it is painless to shoot on the body, and there is even a strange fragrance, which can refresh the mind and not get tired, so I will throw the arrow, and if it hits anyone, it will be served by whom. ”

The palace maids' eyes lit up, archery is much more autonomous than sheep carts and butterflies, don't care who the king shoots, which direction they see shooting, wouldn't it be good to rush over directly to catch the arrow?

Who doesn't want to be the concubine of this kind of Ming Jun who is destined to be recorded in the annals of history?

Obviously, they thought about it a lot, Zishou had already discussed with Huang Guifei and Deng Chanyu, these two people were good at martial arts, and the palace maids really couldn't rob them.

Queen Jiang finally couldn't stand it anymore, sheep carts, butterflies, and merry arrows, King Xuan was still the first king in the six hundred years of Dashang to act so wantonly.

If you are addicted to the harem, you will be addicted, be low-key, cover up, with the current achievements of the king of Xu, it is nothing, everyone understands.

But with such fanfare, is it afraid that others will not know?

It's almost time for the princes to congratulate him, and he is plain and tongue-in-cheek?

The Imperial History Observatory is also rarely allowed to participate in the last one, and there must be many dissatisfaction among the hundred officials.

Queen Jiang felt that as the master of the harem, it was necessary to remind the king that he must not be proud of his achievements.

"Your Majesty...."

Zishou smiled from the bottom of his heart: "What's the matter with the queen? By the way, since three beauties have been selected today, it is natural that the beauties will sleep together tonight." ”

Queen Jiang bowed and persuaded again: "Your Majesty must not indulge in women...."

Zishou raised his eyebrows: "Don't say too much to the queen, go back to the palace with me." ”

"Huh?!"

As he spoke, he picked up Queen Jiang with one hand and walked towards the palace.

Wen Zhong is watching the snow in Beihai, no one will pull himself out of bed and whip him, he must take the opportunity to do more!