"Gott~"

Guanyin Bodhisattva knelt on the ground and vomited wildly.

What did the deity just do?

Children pee and play with mud, and I'm a quasi-saint, but I ......

What's even more excessive is that it was someone else's urine, Amitabha, the true Buddha was also angry, and he couldn't bear it.

"Sister Guanyin, you are compassionate, in order to save people, you won't react so much, right?" Xie Yun handed over a glass of water and comforted: "I want to open a little, in fact, this is a childlike innocence, and it is also an interesting thing to say, not ashamed." ”

Roll rough!

After Guanyin Bodhisattva rinsed his mouth, he picked it up, and with a powerful move, he called Xie Yun.

"Isn't it, Sister Guanyin, are you really here?"

"Sister Guanyin, I advise you to calm down, otherwise I will fight back. ”

"Look at the move, Dragon Claw!"

......

A moment later, Guanyin Bodhisattva was pinned to the ground by Xie Yun and completely lost the power to resist.

"Sister Guanyin, is it wrong?"

"The deity is right, you tease the deity, the deity will settle accounts for you sooner or later!"

Xie Yun pressed Guanyin Bodhisattva's head on the grass and asked proudly, "If you answered wrong, say it again." ”

"That's right. ”

"That's right. ”

"The deity is wrong, Immortal Emperor, let me go!" Guanyin Bodhisattva was completely convinced.

She has been in the Three Realms for so many years, but it is the first time that she has been bullied so badly.

I can't beat it, I can't say it, ah, I feel so wronged!

What kind of evil has been created in the Three Realms of the Flood and Desolation, and why did such a brazen and extremely anti-routine immortal emperor be born?

After Xie Yun let go of Guanyin Bodhisattva, he was startled when he saw her sacrifice a fairy sword, and took two steps back.

Is it difficult for this girl to compare with her fists and feet, and now she has to compare with swords?

Sonor!

A bright light flashed.

Xie Yun knew that he was wrong, and a pair of beautiful jade hands fell to the ground.

Guanyin Bodhisattva is a ruthless person, and he actually chopped off his hand.

"Sister Guanyin, why bother?"

As soon as Xie Yun's words fell, thousands of jade hands appeared behind Guanyin Bodhisattva, she glanced back, picked two of them, and the others turned into virtual shadows.

Okay guys, is that okay?

In the future, you can't compare your hands with the Bodhisattva, this gap is too huge, right?

"The deity has a habit of cleanliness, Immortal Emperor, please do one thing, don't spread this matter, let's expose it, don't mention it. Guanyin Bodhisattva clutched his aching chest and left the small world of the spirit.

When King Zhu Ziguo learned the news, he immediately sent hundreds of civil and military officials to the post house to ask for a meeting.

Welcome to the elixir.

The gongs and drums were beaten all the way, and the lanterns were colorful, attracting the people of Zhu Ziguo to watch strongly.

They also thought that the king was going to hold a beauty contest and prepare for a concubine.

"Dao Chief, hard work!" King Zhu Ziguo personally greeted him at the gate of the palace.

Xie Yun took out the Wujin Pill and explained, "This medicine is very precious, one is enough. ”

"Dao Chief, is it so simple?" King Zhu Ziguo's eyes lit up, and he reached out to take the medicine.

Xie Yun dodged sideways and said, "Don't worry, the pill has been refined, and you can't run, but if you want to take it, you still need a medicine primer." ”

"Dao Chief, don't sell Guanzi, I'm dying here, what is the medicine primer?" King Zhu Ziguo snatched again. Jin Yong Chinese

"Water without roots. ”

"It's simple, don't bother the Taoist chief. "King Zhu Ziguo grabbed the pill this time.

He turned his head and instructed the officials to take the bowl and go to the well to fetch water, remembering that the water should not fall to the ground, nor should it be turned back.

"The water that falls into the well is the water that has roots, and the water that has no roots is the water that falls from heaven, and it cannot touch the earth yet, so wait for the rain. After Xie Yun finished speaking, he was about to leave the palace with his three apprentices.

If you want to give it to you, you will naturally give it to you when the time comes, if you don't give it to you, what are you robbing?

Now at the last minute, let's figure it out for ourselves.

The king of Zhu Ziguo was dumbfounded, Zhu Ziguo lived deep inland, only summer and autumn are the rainy seasons every year, and now the rainy season has just passed, when can we wait for this timely rain?

"The Taoist chief stays, the Taoist helps!"

"Dao Chief, Xiao Wang is wrong, come back quickly!"

King Zhu Ziguo chased all the way to the post station with hundreds of civil and military officials, and begged bitterly.

He stood guard at the door for three days before Xie Yun came forward and promised to change the rain in time.

A stomping of the foot.

The local dragon king, the land lord, the mountain god and the water god rushed over from all directions.

"Immortal Emperor, if there is anything you want, just ask. ”

"Pray for rain and heal the sick. ”

The dragon king of Zhu Ziguo hurriedly flew into the sky, spreading clouds and rain, and soon, a cool breeze blew.

A light rain began to fall.

The civil and military officials began to hold the tea cup in their hands and stood in the rain to catch the rootless water.

After a stick of incense, the rain stopped.

They gathered the rootless water in their hands together, and they actually made up enough for three.

"Thank you, Chief. "King Zhu Ziguo is overjoyed.

He divided the Ugin Pill in his hand into three parts, took it in batches, and after a while, his stomach gurgled.

After going to the hut three or five times in a row, people almost collapsed.

The king drank some rice soup and fainted and fell asleep.

After the two imperial doctors entered the thatched house to check, they reported the good news and said: "The Taoist chief's medical skills are unfathomable, and His Majesty's disease has been pulled down, as long as he rests for a while, he can recover as before." ”

The civil and military officials surrounded Xie Yun and praised and complimented him.

Guanyin Bodhisattva was next to him for a burst of pantothenic acid, obviously the Wujin Pill was rubbed out by himself, how could the credit go to others?

Ma Dan, it's heart-piercing!

Early the next morning, Zhu Ziguo's various divine doctors gathered in front of the post house, clamoring to apprentice and carry forward the Taoist doctor's medical skills.

Xie Yun couldn't get rid of it, so he sent out Miaoying Zhenren's "Thousand Gold Fang".

He never expected that since then, all the doctors who came out of Xiniuhe Prefecture would be cheeky and consider themselves his disciples, and many of them were still highly cultivated cultivators.

Three days later, King Zhu Ziguo sent someone to send an invitation, saying that he was going to prepare a thank-you banquet.

A group of five people entered the palace and came to the East Pavilion, where the king and the hundred officials were ready for a feast.

Zhu Bajie looked at the chicken, duck and fish on the table, the soup cakes, the rice and yellow rice, and slapped his belly with joy.

The wine has passed three rounds, and the dishes have passed five flavors.

The king of Zhu Ziguo was already a little drunk, and he asked, "Dao Chief, how many states have you passed through along the way?"

"Five or six. ”

"How many concubines did those kings have?"

"Basically, there are three thousand beauties in the harem, divided into three ladies, nine concubines, twenty-seven wives, eighty-one royal wives and many other ranks. ”

"Are they busy?" King Zhu Ziguo was dumbfounded, and he rejoiced: "I only have three concubines in the Golden Saint Palace, the Yu Saint Palace, and the Silver Saint Palace, but these three have exhausted Xiao Wang's energy. ”

"That's right, children want them all, and adults know they can't bear it. Xie Yun suddenly had a common topic with King Zhu Ziguo.

He glanced at it and said curiously: "Don't you have three concubines, why are there only two here?"