Chapter 93: Do I Have Acne on My Face?
Sun Wukong had a headache, "Aren't you even responsible for the few in the cell? ”
The flower fairy was not happy, "No, unless you give a raise." ”
Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows, "Don't tell me about this, you go to my master, he is responsible for our finances." ”
After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he ran away.
The flower fairy stomped her foot very depressedly, "This Sun Monkey, put some ingredients in his meal next time, and let him pull it for 10 days and half a month, hum." ”
But she said this just to get over the addiction, and she didn't really want to add ingredients to Sun Wukong's meal.
The flower fairy was in a better mood, and then said to herself very generously: "Forget it, this fairy is beautiful and generous, so I won't worry about this monkey." ”
The change in the face of the flower fairy made the five people squatting in the dormitory look panicked, and they couldn't help but start to shrink into the corner again.
As soon as she left, the five people whispered, "This fairy is so jealous and hateful, will he also add ingredients to our meals?"
The man with glasses lifted his glasses and said, "I don't think so, don't you see that he said that he let the Great Sage go?"
“...... Are you sure she didn't accidentally leak out of her plan, afraid that we would tell the Great Sage and deliberately tell us?"
Four others: "......"
When Sun Wukong ran out, he almost bumped into the Empress of Xiliang who had just returned from her vacation.
"Oh, I'll go. Sun Wukong bounced and retreated to the wall.
The Empress of Xiliang was also startled by the Monkey King who suddenly jumped out, and the gift she was holding in her hand also fell to the ground.
"What are you doing here?" said Empress Xiliang, who covered her chest with a frightened face.
"Hi ......" Sun Wukong raised his hand to say hello very embarrassedly, and then moved to the side, "Long time no see." ”
Then he continued to wander out.
As long as he thought of the previous incident that made the Empress of Xiliang and the flower fairy scold him because he suddenly moved the Journey to the West Yamen, he couldn't help but shudder.
The woman is such a terrible object, and he better run first.
When he ran to the office in such a panic, Tang Seng was sorting out the materials, and when he looked up, he saw his embarrassed appearance, and couldn't help frowning slightly: "Wukong, what are you doing in a panic? Pay attention to your image." ”
Sun Wukong ran to his desk and gasped twice, and swept over with a slanted eye, "Hey, don't mention your image to me, just pay more attention to your own image." ”
"What's wrong with the image of the teacher? It's in your way?" Tang Seng was very dissatisfied with what Sun Wukong said.
Sun Wukong took his thermos cup in his hand, and after taking a sip of water, he stared at Tang Seng for a long time without blinking.
Seeing that Tang Seng couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva, he asked nervously: "What are you doing?
As he spoke, he raised his hand and wiped it on his face, but he didn't know that he had a little ink on his hand, and this wipe touched his face, and it suddenly became a big face.
"Poof...... Hahaha...... "Monkey King" laughed out loud.
Tang Seng darkened his face and stared at Sun Wukong, until he wiped his tears with laughter, he couldn't help it, and gritted his teeth, "Believe it or not, I'll whip you." ”
Sun Wukong replied to him with a smile while wiping his tears, "If you have that ability, you can smoke it." ”
There was a very provocative element in this sentence, Tang Seng was so angry that he grabbed the ring ruler as soon as he raised his hand.
Sun Wukong caught a glimpse out of the corner of his eye, "You smack me, and I'll go back to Huaguo Mountain." ”
The implication is that he will not do it.
After Tang Seng paused, he hurriedly threw away the ring ruler, gritted his teeth and said, "You are ruthless." ”
Sun Wukong raised his head arrogantly, "How can I cure you if I am not ruthless?"
Tang Seng: "You monkey ......"
"Master, Brother Monkey, you should go out and get your gifts. Zhu Bajie walked in with a bag of exquisite gift boxes.
Tang Seng: "What kind of gift?"
"Ah, Master, you don't know yet, your empress sister...... Poof......" Before Zhu Bajie finished speaking, his eyes touched Tang Seng's big face, and he burst out laughing on the spot.
"Hahahaha...... Master...... You're your face...... How...... Whole...... Like this...... ......" Zhu Bajie made Tang Seng's big flower face poke the laugh, and he couldn't stop laughing.
Tang Seng's face couldn't be darker, and he reached out and grabbed back the ring ruler he threw away.
Then he stood up and walked towards Zhu Bajie, who was smiling and leaning forward and backwards.
Zhu Bajie, who was laughing and couldn't help himself, sensitively noticed a cold air, and when he looked back, he saw Tang Seng with a gloomy face, walking towards him with a ring ruler in his hand.
He didn't care about laughing right now, and ran away.
Tang Seng also raised his legs to chase.
Zhu Bajie shouted as he ran: "Master, what are you doing, you made your face so flowery yourself, didn't you just make us happy?"
"Oh it hurts......"
"Master, I was wrong...... Ay...... Master, don't slap my legs, I still have to investigate the case...... Oops......"
Zhu Bajie's screams of pain resounded throughout the Journey to the West, and of course, the sound of the ring ruler pumping on the meat.
When Sha Seng passed by, he couldn't help but feel the pain in his flesh, and raised his hand to touch his arm that had goosebumps.
"Senior brother, what did the second senior brother do wrong?
He walked into the office with a puzzled face, put the gift given to him by the Empress of Xiliang on the desk, and then walked up to Sun Wukong with another one and put it on his desk.
He couldn't control it, and his skin itched again and wanted the master to scratch him. After Sun Wukong explained, he looked up at the long box he was lying on his desk, and frowned: "What is this?"
Sha Seng: "A gift from the Empress of Xiliang." ”
Sun Wukong picked up a pen next to him and pushed the colorful box out, "You can take it, I don't like such things." ”
Sha Seng hurriedly raised his hand to block the colorful box, so that Sun Wukong did not push it off the ground.
"No, I have it myself, and she said it, you'll love it. After Sha Seng said this, he went back to his desk to open his gift.
Monkey King: "......"
Sha Seng opened his gift and took out a set of dark green raincoats, he blinked, "What is the use of this raincoat I want?"
Sun Wukong glanced at it and guessed for a moment, "For you to use in the hidden mission?"
Sha Seng raised his hand and grabbed his sideburns, and let out an "oh" as if he didn't understand.
Seeing Sha Seng's raincoat, Sun Wukong didn't want to open his gift even more.
Sha Seng turned his head to look at Sun Wukong's disgust, and couldn't help but come over and say, "Senior brother, I'll help you dismantle it." ”