The administrator of a fish platform found that a large number of people had poured into Brother Monkey's live broadcast room at once, and the number of online people had broken through from more than 100 million to nearly 200 million, and he was immediately frightened, and hurriedly shouted to the person in charge: "Team leader, there are too many people pouring in at once, and the server is about to collapse, what should I do?"

The face of the person in charge suddenly turned pale, and when he thought of the scene when the Great Sage and Guanyin Bodhisattva were chatting, the scene of the sudden collapse of the live broadcast room suddenly made him tremble.

That's the result of a complaint from all over the country, and I shudder to think about it.

"Hold on! Hold on!" the person in charge subconsciously shouted, and immediately reacted, "We share data with several major platforms, and I'll let them provide some redundant servers." ”

As he spoke, the person in charge immediately took out his mobile phone and called people from several major platforms to negotiate.

At this time, Lin Fangzheng glared at Guanyin Bodhisattva unhappily, only to see that she not only ate her own dry pot, but also snatched away the rice of the mountain god.

How can there be such a bodhisattva?

In the face of the Bodhisattva's intimidation, the mountain god did not dare to say a word, but Lin Fang, who had already regarded him as his subordinate, could not sit idly by.

"Guanyin Bodhisattva, you not only ate my food, but also ate my food, shouldn't you settle the food money?" Lin Fang said with suppressed anger.

"Food?"

The Bodhisattva glanced at Lin Fang with some astonishment, no one had ever asked her for a meal.

"Nonsense! Give money for dinner, it's a matter of course! Could it be that the dignified Guanyin Bodhisattva, the big man of Buddhism, won't give money when he eats?" Lin Fang complained angrily, and then said: "I don't want money either, it's too cheesy, and it tarnishes your identity as a Bodhisattva." ”

"Well, give me the hoop, and then recite the Prajnaparamita Sutra on the spot, and use it as food money. ”

Guanyin Bodhisattva was almost half angry by Lin Fang's shamelessness, but thinking about what Lin Fang said was also reasonable, there was indeed no reason not to give money for dinner.

"You actually know the hoop circle?" Guanyin Bodhisattva glanced at Lin Fang more, and then said: "If you want, go to the West Heaven with Tang Sanzang to learn the scriptures, and I will give it to you." ”

Lin Fang glanced at Guanyin Bodhisattva and said secretly: "I want to sell the hoop ring, but not to put it on myself." ”

"I won't learn the scriptures, I won't go to the scriptures in this life, you will die of this heart. ”

Lin Fang said, grabbed the chocolate that he hadn't eaten before, took a bite again, and chewed it, "Otherwise, you either give me the hoop or recite the Heart Sutra on the spot, otherwise I will tell the people of the Three Realms that you Guanyin Bodhisattva will not give money for eating." ”

Guanyin Bodhisattva was so angry by Lin Fang's words that his face turned red, and he thought that if he really let the immortals of the entire Three Realms know that he didn't give money for eating, then how could he have any face?

Since you, the monkey, like the Buddha so much, the poor monk should recite the Heart Sutra once. ”

Guanyin Bodhisattva didn't want to be entangled with this monkey anymore, so he planned to return to Lingshan after reciting the scriptures.

"Contemplating the Bodhisattva of Freedom and Doing the Profound Prajnaparamita········"

Seeing that Guanyin Bodhisattva really recited the Heart Sutra, Lin Fang immediately couldn't wait to take his mobile phone, click on the recording, and prepare to record all this.

It's not just Lin Fang who did this, all the friends in front of the screen have asked for their mobile phones from their families or friends to record the voice of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

This is the Heart Sutra recited by Guanyin Bodhisattva himself, which is more precious than those Heart Sutra songs on the Internet.

The entire live broadcast room suddenly became eerily quiet, no one swiped the screen anymore, and everyone was immersed in the world of chanting the Heart Sutra.

Time came suddenly, and when the last word fell, everyone was shocked and came back to their senses.

Suddenly, a large number of barrages frantically brushed up.

"What happened just now? Why do I seem to have fallen into an evil spirit? I don't remember anything?"

"Me too. It feels like you've entered Elysium, and your body and mind are extremely relaxed. ”

"Guanyin Bodhisattva's Heart Sutra is so terrible, more relaxed than I listen to music, I feel that the whole person has lost his body all of a sudden, turned into ideology, flew into the clouds, accepted the baptism of the Heart Sutra, a refreshing feeling of flying to the sky. ”

"I've saved it and plan to listen to it every day before going to bed in the future, and I think it can cure insomnia. Mom won't have to worry about my insomnia anymore. ”

"Upstairs, I forgot to record it, can you send me a copy?"

"I have a full version of the recording, a thousand yuan a copy, who wants it as soon as possible! A thousand yuan a copy, Guanyin Bodhisattva sings it himself, you can't buy it at a loss, you can't buy it and cheat it. ”

"I'll wipe it! You'll just record it once, and you'll need a thousand yuan a copy? It's a no-cost deal!"

"Who told you to forget to record, do you want it?

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Just when the screen was swiped in the live broadcast room, Guanyin Bodhisattva glared at Lin Fang with a full face, "The cause and effect between you and me are over! The poor monk is leaving, you won't be stopping the poor monk." ”

"Huh. Lin Fang smiled, "Guanyin Bodhisattva, you are laughing, where do you like to go, how can I stop you." ”

"Humph!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva flicked his white sleeves, revealing his wrist as white as jade, and the audience in front of the screen exclaimed again.

Some 10,000-year-old single dogs have also taken screenshots and are ready to return their hair to sell online.

After all, it is Guanyin Bodhisattva's wrist, even if it is just a screenshot, it must be worth a lot of money.

You must know that Guanyin Bodhisattva never shows his wrist on weekdays, which is an extremely rare opportunity.

The reason why he is so out of shape is that this monkey is too annoying, first ignored by it, and then insulted!

That's right!

He even asked her Guanyin Bodhisattva for food money, and insulted her for eating overlord meals? It was the biggest insult to her reputation!

You must know that the most unhappy thing about women is being ignored and being told that they don't pay for food, but Lin Fang occupies both of them.

Take a look at the most important one in the scumbag flirting strategy manual, which is to ignore women!

Generally, after a woman is ignored, she can't help but get angry, because every man she knows holds himself in the palm of his hand and praises the sky, why do you ignore me?

Look at the heroine Teruhashi Xinmei in "The Disaster of Saiki Kusuo", isn't it because she was ignored by Qi God at the beginning, so she entangled him?

And there are many such women who eat and drink without money in later generations, but they can confidently say that men are voluntary.

If they go to a restaurant to eat the overlord meal by themselves, the customers around them will point fingers at her to see if she is happy?

Women care more about other people's eyes than men, otherwise they won't take selfies all day long, and they won't compare cars, houses, and boyfriends with others.