Chapter 51: Dumping the pot and peeing

The two crows flew away, and everyone straightened up, got out of the grass, and let out a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, they heard the conversation between the two crows, otherwise, they would have been caught by those monsters if they had returned the same way.

"I was originally here to catch demons, but now I'm going to be caught by demons, how can this be good?"

Tianjizi frowned and shook his hand in a hurry.

At this time, it is still necessary to spend every spring to stabilize the morale of the army, "Don't panic, everyone, the monsters set up an ambush on the way when we came, let's just go around." ”

"Yes, yes, don't panic, follow the flower arrangement. As the boss, Lei Zhutou stood up to stabilize the morale of the army.

"What are you doing with me, I don't know the way. ”

"Potatoes know the way, and everyone follows them. ”

Xiao Catch Fast Potato led the way in front and led everyone around Cuiping Mountain.

Cuiping Mountain is very large, and everyone is flustered, and after a long turn, they are sweating profusely and panting.

Tianjizi asked the potato: "How long will it take to get out?"

"And ...... And also...... And ......"

Potato stammered and couldn't say a complete sentence.

Tianjizi's eyes widened, "What do you mean, didn't you grow up in Cuiping Mountain since you were a child?"

"I grew up in a village down the mountain, and I haven't been back for a long time since I became a catcher. Today the circle is a bit big, and I'm a little dizzy. ”

"What?!"

Thunder Catcher screamed and was about to get angry at the potatoes.

Hua Fengchun waved his hand, "Thunder catcher, take a break from the wrath of thunder, don't shout, bring those monsters." ”

Lei Zhutou forcibly suppressed his anger and pointed at the potatoes, "Think about it, how can you take us out." ”

The potatoes were confused, and they continued to walk with everyone, walking in the dark, but they still didn't get out of Cuiping Mountain.

Lei Zhutou waved his hand and said, "Don't go, Lao Tzu's feet are blistered, rest and rest." ”

Lei Zhutou gave the order, and everyone stopped to rest.

Tianjizi sat down leaning against the big tree, looking around, and suddenly, he found something flashing in the distance, and when he looked closely, it was a large piece of silver.

Hey, such a big piece of silver, you can't cheapen others.

Tianjizi stood up, pretended to be nothing, walked over quietly, stepped on the silver with one foot, and then slowly leaned over to pick up the silver.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

Lei Zhutou saw that Tianjizi was sneaky and there was something wrong, so he walked over and questioned Tianjizi.

When Lei Zhutou spoke, Tianjizi's palm grabbed the silver.

Boom, the earth shook violently, and everyone seemed to be in the midst of the raging waves, unable to stand steadily.

After a while, the earth returned to calm, and everyone was amazed and asked, "What's the matter?"

Tianjizi looked at the thunder catcher beside him.

I have confirmed my eyes, and I am a person who can shake the pot.

"He made it, it has nothing to do with me, it has nothing to do with it at all," Tianjizi threw the silver into Lei Zhutou's arms.

At this time, a birdman flew over in the air, looking at the flowers and spring and the sky, and they were proud.

"You stupid humans have really fallen for the king's scheme, haha~~~"

In order to catch Hua Fengchun and Tianjizi, the white-faced Langjun set up a lot of traps in Cuiping Mountain.

These traps are all bait with silver, and as soon as someone picks up the silver, the trap will be triggered, and the alarm will sound, and youkai from all directions will immediately rush over.

In the blink of an eye, they were surrounded by all the little demons.

The birdman said, "Don't struggle, raise your hands and surrender." ”

Lei Zhutou took off the saber on his body and raised his hands, "Surrender, surrender, I surrender." ”

Lei Catcher and the catchers surrendered, Tianjizi was a little moved, should you surrender too, save your life first.

Hua Fengchun grabbed Tianjizi's wrist and said in a low voice: "You can't surrender, let's rush out." ”

Tianjizi glanced at it, "These little demons are not a hundred but eighty, how can we rush out?"

"There's a hillside over there, I'll fight a bloody path in a while, you and the little devil will follow me behind, let's jump down the hill. ”

"We rushed out so hard just to kill ourselves?"

"Suicide, I'll carry you on my back, let's jump down the hill and fall to our deaths. ”

Hua Fengchun looked at the little devil, and the little devil nodded, which meant that he agreed with Hua Fengchun's idea.

Hua Fengchun's expression was grim, and he aimed at the little demons who were guarding in front of the hillside, and slapped them out with a thunderous slap, which caught the little demons off guard.

The encirclement of the little demons was a little loose, Hua Fengchun carried a peachwood sword, rushed up, killed a bloody road, and took Tianjizi and the little demon king to the front of the hillside.

Hua Fengchun carried the heavenly machine on his back, jumped hard, and jumped down the hill.

The little devil was strong, curled up, like a small iron ball, and rolled down.

The hillside was very steep and long, and the little demons took a look at it and didn't dare to jump down.

The birdmen flew in the air, angry, pointing to the flowers and spring, and shouted:

"Catch them, catch them!"

Hua Fengchun, Tianjizi, and the little demon king rolled down the hillside, avoiding the pursuit of the monsters.

Tianjizi fell to the ground and asked, "Am I dead?"

"Don't pretend to be dead there, get up quickly," Hua Fengchun kicked the heavenly machine.

Tianjizi was disgraced, and the clothes on his body were torn, and he was embarrassed.

"This mountain is full of monsters, can we still escape?"

Hua Fengchun said: "As long as we cover up the smell of human beings on our bodies, it will not be so easy for those monsters to catch us." ”

"How do you hide the smell on your body?" asked Tianjizi.

"If we want to hide the smell on our bodies, we have to rely on the little devil. He's a demon, and the monsters can't smell him. Hua Fengchun said.

Tianjizi looked at the little demon king.

The little devil smiled, "Master, I just held back a soak of urine, so I'll sprinkle it on you." ”

Tianjizi jumped back, "What are you kidding?"

"I'm not kidding, I'm using my urine to hide the human smell on you. It's still clean, you choose. ”

Tianjizi said angrily: "Okay, you pee." ”

The little devil unbuttoned his pants and peed at Tianjizi.

"Hey, I let you pee on me, I didn't let you pee on my face!"

The little devil was elated, facing the heavenly machine, a small crooked machine gun, and flung it around.

Tianjizi said: "Don't pee on me, leave some for your brother Chun." ”

Hua Fengchun waved his hand, "No need, just take some underwear used by the little demon king and put it on me, you can cover my smell." ”

As he spoke, Hua Fengchun tore off a piece of cloth from Hua Fengchun's clothes and put it in his arms, OK.

Tianjizi was urinated by the little devil and was angry.

"Why didn't you say it earlier?!"

Hua Fengchun shrugged her shoulders and spread her hands, "Master, you didn't ask me." ”

"I'm going to be pissed off by you two bastards sooner or later!"