Chapter 6 The Moving Journey to the West Yamen Official Website
Empress Xiliang blinked and blinked, "Who wrote this slogan of yours? so arrogant and arrogant, what if this is ...... If you really can't manage it, this face will be lost. ”
Sun Wukong glanced at Tang Seng, "You wrote it?"
Tang Seng shook his head violently, "Monks don't talk arrogantly. ”
Zhu Bajie: "Then who wrote this? Senior brother, it shouldn't be you, and then you will be wronged to the master." ”
Sun Wukong kicked over, "Fuck you idiot, you can do it when it comes to bullshit, you can do it - I see this, eighty percent of it was written by that guy who came to the ground." ”
Everyone: "......"
Sha Seng was stunned for a long time before replying, "Did we fall into the pit?"
Sun Wukong glanced at him, "You only know this?"
Sha Seng looked remorseful, "Can I regret it now?"
Sun Wukong: "What do you say?"
Sha Seng: "What about resignation?"
Monkey King: "......"
Tang Seng: "Sha Seng, wake up, this pit has fallen in, how can we climb out casually." ”
Sha Seng looked aggrieved, "Is this a bully for our honest people?—— Senior brother, why did you fall in so shrewdly?"
Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and turned to ignore him.
When Princess Toad saw that they had all ignored herself, she immediately put her phone back and shouted, "I said that your Journey to the West Yamen just opened today, why are you so slack? Is there still a prosecutor like me? Believe it or not, I gave you a bad review on the Internet?"
Tang Seng immediately said, "Amitabha", "This donor, you go on." ”
Sun Wukong just glanced at the official website of the Journey to the West Yamen displayed on the screen of the toad princess, so he stood aside and took out his mobile phone, clicked on it to find it himself.
Oh, it's really talented, and it looks like it's done, but the information on this official website seems to be sent by someone, heh, this pen looks like it's made by Na Muzha under Guanyin.
Muzha's kid is now more handsome than anyone else playing on the Internet, and is deeply praised by Guanyin and Rulai, and he is responsible for the external platform of the Buddha and Guanyin.
There is a grievance portal, a section for the presentation of the case and the announcement of the results, and a comment section for each staff member.
Isn't it, if they take on a case, they have to announce it on it?
Just thinking about it, a video appeared in the case presentation on the official website, and there was a title on it that read: Princess Toad Looking for Her Husband.
Uh, isn't this the scene where Princess Toad suddenly appeared in their court just now?
Sun Wukong glanced at every corner around him, and found that there were several cameras installed in the court.
"I'll wipe it, do you want it to be so transparent?" Sun Wuqi raised his hand in annoyance and scratched the back of his ear, his hand itched so much that he wanted to pick off all these cameras.
But as soon as he thought of the promise he made to him, he could only suppress this impulse and stand next to Tang Seng with an angry face.
Tang Seng looked back at him curiously, and asked cutely, "What transparency?"
Sun Wukong glanced at him, pointed to the cameras in the corners and said, "I think you are above this court - it's better not to use such a stupid appearance, it's embarrassing for me." ”
Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie, Sha Seng, and Empress Xiliang looked at each other in the direction of his fingers, and the next second everyone's faces changed abruptly, and then each sitting and standing posture was regularized, and they were serious like those people who were full of curiosity and cute and stupid just now, not them.
Sun Wukong lazily laughed at them, glared at the kneeling toad princess and said, "You tell us how your husband Frog Prince let the snail girl go away." ”
Princess Toad glared, "What do you mean by letting you go?"
The corners of Sun Wukong's eyes twitched, and he felt that he was about to fall out of it at any time when he saw this pair of big eyes.
He hurriedly looked away a little and waved his hand, "Okay, okay, you robbed it, then you can quickly tell us what kind of robbery method it is, so that we can help you track it down." ”
Princess Toad finally saw that they had turned to the topic, and happily forgot to cry, "This has to start from last year......
Sun Wukong hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop it, "You make a long story short, try to condense it to 500 words." ”
Tang Seng, who was about to listen to it, turned his head and glared at Sun Wukong dissatisfied.
Sun Wukong glared back at him, "I've listened to your chatter for thousands of years, and the calluses in my ears are almost blocked in my ears, and I don't want to listen to anyone's nagging at this time." ”
Tang Seng asked the apprentice to flatten his mouth in disgust, turned his head and stretched out his hand to gesture to the toad princess, and made a gesture of please, "Hurry up, go on - try to simplify it as much as possible." ”
Princess Toad's mouth froze, "Got it." ”
So she told how she met the snail girl and admired her ability to tidy up the housework, and then invited her to the house to clean herself.
Princess Toad burst into tears, "To be honest, since the Tianluo girl came to work at home, the house has been really clean.
But the snail girl didn't know what was wrong with the cleaning in the second half of the year, and her husband Frog Prince dared to show his face, which is not counted, and sometimes he dared to dislike himself.
She thought that it was okay for the couple to occasionally have conflicts between them, so she didn't care too much.
But at the end of last month, the snail girl resigned, on the grounds that she disliked that there were too many muddy things in her house, which made her have a sore back, and she couldn't do it anymore.
She almost didn't scold her for what she hated at that time, didn't these snails and toads live in water and mud?
Ten days after the snail girl resigned and left, the frog prince left a letter and ran away from home, and she searched for six days without finding any trace of him.
Later, she met several people who were similar to her, all of whom said that their husbands had asked the snail girl to rob the goblins, and their husbands also left a letter.
What surprised her the most was that the content of the letters left by the goblins was the same as the content of the letters left by my husband, even the punctuation marks were identical. ”
Princess Toad finished all these words in one go, and she didn't know if there were 500 words in it, she was afraid that she would be interrupted by the impatience of Sun Wukong before she finished speaking.
While she was panting, she was still thinking that when this matter was over, she must give this Monkey King a very bad review.
Sun Wukong listened with his eyebrows twitching.
Tang Seng was also stunned when he heard it, this question didn't seem to be within his scope of expertise.
After he and Sun Wukong glanced at each other, they fell on Zhu Bajie, who was listening to Zhu Bajie with relish.
Tang Seng called him, "Eight precepts." ”
"Alas, alas, master. Zhu Bajie turned back with a look of uncertainty.
Tang Seng was silent for two seconds before speaking, "Bajie, what do you think about this?"