Wine is not drunk, everyone is drunk.

If you drink too much French wine, you can also go up, but the degree is low, and the alcohol content of one pound is about the same as that of two and a half pot heads, and the taste is mellow and rich, so there is a saying that "French wine tones spirit".

The wine has passed three rounds, and the dishes have passed five flavors.

Li Bai said that "after the eyes are dazzled and the ears are hot, the righteous qi is born" should not be a lie, although everyone's eyes are not spent, there are three people with hot ears, only Yan Gong, who drinks all year round, is still unaware.

But the heart is warm.

; I will salute you junior disciples again! Yan Gong wiped the wine from the corner of his mouth and said in a loud voice: Thanks to your great help, Yan was able to tide over the difficulties, and Yan remembered this kindness.

; It's all in the wine, why do you say so much, do it!

; Dry!

Another cup of belly, only to feel that the throat is soft, and the aftertaste is long, Lao Qin stopped Yan Gong, who still wanted to add wine, and said with a smile: ; I can't drink it anymore, my ears can't stand it, Brother Liang, Brother Han, how are you two?

; The same.

; It's flooded.

Yan Gong inquired with his eyes, and Lao Qin explained: "The main bone of the kidney, its bloom is in the hair, and the opening is in the ears", to put it bluntly, the blood circulation function is enhanced, the sensitivity of the peripheral nerves is increased, and the wine paralyzes the nerves.

; I see.

Yan Gong suddenly realized that when normal people drink too much, they can't hear others clearly, and the three auditory nerves in front of them are more sensitive than ordinary people, so the impact of alcohol on them will be more obvious.

; Have a cup of tea and get rid of hangover.

Guan Ruyue stepped forward with a tea set, Kna Ruth was of high seniority, and she was restrained when everyone drank it, so although the dishes were fried in Lao Qin's house, the banquet was placed next door, and it was close anyway.

As soon as the dish came out of the pot, it was divided into three parts, Lao Qin's family kept one portion, and the remaining two were sent to the next door, and it was naturally Xiao Chiyo who ran errands, at this time she and Cheng Xian'er were upstairs, slapping their bellies and humming.

The eldest sister talks about ancient etiquette, and men drink and women avoid it.

Everyone thanked them - of course, Han Zhenkun was an exception, Lao Qin was uncomfortable not to die, and said with a hippie smile: ; Sister Yue still has a private collection? I thought Comrade Lao Guan's inventory was all in my house.

; Are you embarrassed to say?

Guan Ruyue said angrily:; Sister just finished writing a 5,000-word review, but Lao Guan found that the tea was gone, so he had to punish his sister for writing another 5,000 words.

; My sister, you are a little favor, that's a big crime to kill your head, okay? Lao Qin called Qu: ; Comrade Lao Guan stretched out his fingers and said that Wuzhi Mountain, you can do well, spare me this monkey.

; Garrulous.

The eldest sister twisted his head and walked away with the empty plate, and the guy was rubbing his ears, but he found that Han Zhenkun was secretly hugging his fist at him, so he smiled, everything was silent.

It's also uncomfortable to wear a nominal green hat, isn't it?

; The big parade is about to begin. Han Zhenkun was suddenly a little lost, Lao Qin saw that it was really ten o'clock in the morning of October 1st in the East Eighth District, which happened to be seven o'clock in the evening of September 30th, Los Angeles time.

; Turn on the TV and turn on the TV, is there CCTV-4?

This thing jumps up and down like a live monkey, the 70th anniversary of the founding of the People's Republic of China, the whole world celebrates! I almost forgot, I haven't given a gift to the motherland yet!

Everyone looked confused, are you drinking high?

......

At the Chinese Consulate General in Los Angeles, all the staff were lined up in formal suits, the atmosphere was solemn, Consul Zhang looked at the time, and there were still 15 minutes and 27 seconds before the official start of the National Day.

According to the unified arrangement, the national flag of the consulate will be raised at the same time as the main square.

;*%¥#@$^......!The sound of feces, urine and garbage came, Consul Zhang frowned, the military attaché's teeth creaked, and a group of diplomats stared angrily at the other side of the road.

Diao Mou is making a big noise.

He was excited, he was foaming at the mouth, he was excited to go out of his body, and his action was the work of his hand from beginning to end, for which he was verbally praised by a certain Mr. Parliamentarian.

Second, devils are more hateful than devils.

Foreigners only knew about the military parade, but they didn't think of disgusting people at this point in time, Diao Mou not only thought of it, but he was responsible for planning and implementation, so he was rewarded by his master.

For example, say a good word in front of the immigration office.

Diao Mou feels that his current life is simply heaven, with the help of white powder, he only needs ten minutes to write a speech, as for the truth or falsehood, hehe, who cares?

He loves this country of free speech!

Thirty minutes of memorization, forgetting the words will be played on the spot, at the end of the speech, there will inevitably be a sexy and hot girl to give a hug, and there will be powder to help the fun beforehand, and heaven on earth is nothing more than that, right?

Thinking of the excitement, Diao Mou forgot his words again.

It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter what you say at this moment, loud enough to disrupt the flag-raising ceremony on the other side is the ultimate goal, and he even gives birth to a kind of pleasure of being alone against a country.

The time is getting closer.

The red light at the intersection turned green, and in the next second, seven police cars went straight to the place where the speech was held, followed by more vehicles with media signs, and he even saw a TV van and an ambulance.

Diao Mou was excited.

Mr. Councillor actually mobilized such a huge media force to help him, and even sent police to protect him, is he worried about obstruction from the other side? What a big deal! But what is the ambulance doing here?

Could it be that the other side still dares to beat people?

Under the flagpole, Consul Zhang's brows frowned into the word "Sichuan", the ceremony was about to begin, but there was such a big battle on the other side, what did they want to do?

Thinking of this, he looked at the military attaché.

The military attache turned around and left, he had long been fed up with this swarm of flies, but he couldn't care about it when he got out of the gate, but the consulate was equivalent to the national territory, if the other side dared to come in, hum!

Crush the egg yolks!

The courtyard was united, the police lights outside the courtyard flashed, and just when Diao Mou's shouting was hoarse, a group of heavily armed SWAT surrounded them, starting from the outermost layer to catch one by one.

; What are you doing?" shouted Diao Mou.

Perhaps the police also knew that he was the core, or perhaps because the media was present, a police officer replied with a megaphone; You are suspected of smuggling drugs and gathering crowds to take drugs, this is an arrest warrant!

; No! You must be mistaken!

Diao Mou's hands and feet are weak, he doesn't know where the drugs come from, but he gathers people to take drugs, men and women together, and then hi after smoking, this is the only way for him to gather his subordinates.

But he didn't want to be sent to the police station anyway!

Mr. Councillor promised to tell the Immigration Department about his contributions and loyalty, but if he is an addict and a person in charge of drug abuse, then he will never want to be a citizen of the Mi Li family in his life!

Thinking of this, Diao Mou was so anxious that he didn't choose what to say, Xu is official-oriented thinking was deep-rooted, and he felt that the police should also give face to the "leader", so he even shouted: ; I'm a friend of Congressman so-and-so!

; Click, click, click!

Hearing that the principal has a relationship with the parliamentarian, the flashing lights of the media instantly converged, and the reporters tried to go past the police to conduct an in-depth interview, "So-and-so parliamentarian is suspected of providing drugs", what a good topic!

; Stand back!

The police officer was in a hurry, shouting smoke in his voice, and the reporters not only did not appreciate it, but unanimously denounced him for obstructing press freedom, and at that moment, the ambulance finally squeezed into the impassable highway.

; Be careful! They are living with HIV!

; Rumble!

The doctor's words were comparable to a nuclear bomb, and the reporter who was not afraid of death before instantly withdrew a dozen steps, and even SWAT was a little hesitant, so many people living with AIDS, in case someone bites them......

It's aggrieved to die even if you have high medical insurance!

; No way! You're lying! Diao Mou's face turned pale, he knew that injecting drug use and promiscuity were very easy to transmit AIDS, but in the end, he was lucky and thought that he would not be so unlucky.

He hadn't been injected, but the women around him often did.

Diao Mou recently had a rash on his body, as well as a low-grade fever and sore throat, at that time, it was only skin allergies, plus overwork in the throat, at this time, it was completely consistent with the acute symptoms of AIDS!

Finished!

He was so depressed that he seemed to have lost his senses of sound, light, and touch, and could not hear the cries of his companions, the flash of the camera, or even the coldness of his arms being cut behind and handcuffed.

But just as his face touched the ground, a red flag jumped into view!

; Let go of me! I'm from Huaxia, you can't do this to me! Diao Mu suddenly struggled desperately, and the police didn't expect that the guy who was already lying on the ground would dare to resist, and immediately raised his baton-

; Burst!

The sound of the plastic baton pumping on the shoulder blades was muffled and accompanied by a crisp sound, but Diao Mou, who had fallen into a frenzy, regained consciousness and stumbled across the road.

That door was his only hope!

; Poof!

How could a scumbag who had his arms cut off and was addicted to drugs and promiscuous sex could run past the police? The other party chased after him two steps, kicked him on the crook of his leg, and then smashed his baton all over his body.

Blood, drop by drop, string by string, one by one.

Diao Mou didn't seem to feel the pain, he got up and continued to run after being kicked down, he really couldn't run and crawled, his eyes stared at the door of the consulate, and he roared with the greatest strength in his life:

; I'm from Huaxia! Save me......

; Bang!

The policeman put down his taser with a blushing face, and if he was escaped by an AIDS patient in front of many media, he would simply resign, and the director would fire him anyway even if he did not resign.

; Should!

The military attache squeezed out a word from between his teeth, his heart was extremely happy, and Consul Zhang coughed lightly to remind him, no matter what, Diao Mu is a Huaxia hukou, and his performance is too obvious and inappropriate.

Why don't you wait until you get back to the house?

Just look up at the five-star red flag fluttering in the wind, he also has a kind of comfort of seeing the sun and shining thousands of miles, the sun has set, but under the illumination of the light, the flag shines brightly!

; Comrades, eat dumplings in the cafeteria!

; Let's go!

; The whole world celebrates, all of them are united, glorious and magnificent!

; Haha, these four sentences should be a drink!

; Three cups!

; Five cups!

; Don't get drunk and don't go home?

; If you don't get drunk, you can't go home!

Everyone was in a stirring mood, Consul Zhang shook his head, knowing that they were just happy and happy, and they were not allowed to drink alcohol unless there were major foreign affairs activities, this was an iron law, and this year was Qin Zhan's ......

Well?

He paused to look back, facing the bright gaze of Counselor Qi, and the words of the young man a week ago seemed to still echo in his ears:

; Uncle Zhang, it's almost the National Day, and I don't have any other skills, except for a few mad dogs, I should celebrate the birthday of the motherland!

; Aunt Qi, let's not talk about this, it's not good for the consulate, you and Uncle Zhang just wait to see the results, the grasshoppers after the autumn won't be able to jump for a few days.

; Hahahaha!

Consul Zhang looked up to the sky and smiled, September 23rd autumn equinox, isn't it just a few days of jumping? What a Qin Zhan! What a birthday! This gift will definitely be sent back to China intact!

Although it is small and light, it can neither increase the economy nor boost national defense, but this is the wish of the sons and daughters of China; if hundreds of millions of compatriots can unite as one, why worry that the country will not prosper?

; Today, I drank the celebration wine, and my ambition was unrewarded.

; Come to Japan to show your skills, and be willing to write the Spring and Autumn Festival with blood!

Everyone was surprised, no one expected that the calm and majestic Consul General would suddenly sing the classic excerpt of "Outwitting Tiger Mountain", and his voice was loud and full of energy, and his singing skills were actually not bad!

Chef Qin blinked, and said in his heart that maybe he could really take a sip tonight?

......

; It's so handsome!

; The cow is boundless!

; Great, my Great Scout Company!

; Wowha!

; Look, it's Dongfeng Express!

Chef Qin and his nephew jumped up and down, and when they were honest for a moment, the military parade of more than 80 minutes, this product jumped from beginning to end, as if it had been beaten with chicken blood, and everyone pouted, what kind of broken wine?

; What did you do?

Guan Ruyue rushed downstairs, the latest report was on her mobile phone, the angle of the reporter's capture was extremely tricky, and a figure lying on the ground was raising her head and right hand, stretching out to the consulate not far away.

At the top of the photo, the red flag is displayed.

; Otherwise, why do you think I'm so excited? Old Qin's legs shook straight, and he almost carved words on the door of his head-"It's like a dry drop of buddies, Sao Nian, worship!"

; Let's go!

In the next second, the goods were motionless as if they had been struck by lightning, Han Zhenkun only felt that the grassland above his head, Liang Xing and Yan Gong were dumbfounded, but they didn't expect Guan Ruyue to kiss him on the face.

; Sister, we don't make an appointment.

He cried with a sad face, and the eldest sister wiped her mouth domineeringly, and said with a smile: ; Sister has a master, otherwise it is really possible to chase after you, thank you, boy, sister owes you a personal favor, senior brother-

She tossed her phone.

Han Zhenkun glanced at it, and suddenly moved his hands, pressed the guy, and kissed him on the head, and then laughed: It is said that the great grace is not grateful, but I still have to thank it!

; Stay away from me, you two!

Lao Qin slipped out and flashed out for several meters, lifted the T-shirt and rubbed his head, Guan Ruyue kissed it, no matter how much he said that he was a woman, how could our good head be kissed by a man?

; Haha! Senior brother, you are gone!

Yan Gong and Liang Xing looked at each other, and jumped to both sides of him with the strength of the wine, Han Zhenkun blocked behind him, Guan Ruyue quietly occupied the door, and his stomach hurt from laughing.

; Ahhh

This thing let out a scream like killing a pig, which frightened Chiyo Kume and Cheng Xian'er, and they all poked their little heads out of the stairs, and at the same time turned their heads and grinned, goosebumps fell all over the ground.

It's so perverted, I'm going to have a needle's eye tomorrow.

However, this is not the end, Guan Ruyue's mobile phone flashed, and the picture of Lao Qin being hugged by a man and kissing was completely frozen, she laughed evilly, chose Jiang Yuzhu and her compatriots, and clicked send!

This thing is completely desperate.

None of the three senior brothers can fight better than him, he is not an opponent whether he is desperate or competitive, and now the three of them are bullying him, and there is nowhere to run, and the male breath is so thick that it is about to explode.

; Buzzing.

Guan Ruyue's mobile phone screen lit up again, and she was just about to connect, when suddenly her eyes rolled, and she came to him with a smile, and said with a smile: ; My mom is going to video me and I'm going to give you two now......

; I'm your boyfriend!

Lao Qin made a choice without waiting for him to finish speaking, and after a while, maybe the door to the new world will be opened, and from then on, 1 will become 7, four will become wonderful, and the chrysanthemum will be full of wounds.

Han Zhenkun flashed and jumped outside the hospital, out of sight and out of mind.

Liang Xing and Yan Gong followed, but one blocked the door and the other blocked the window, Lao Qin gritted his teeth hatefully, and when he turned his head, Cheng Xian'er and Kume Chiyo held their chests and blocked the stairs tightly.

; Hey, Mom.

Guan Ruyue handed him a wet towel while watching the video, and moved the guy like a bastard, rubbing it on his face, eager to grind the skin down a layer, and it turned red after two clicks.

However, he still underestimated the sinister nature of this world.

Guan Ruyue grabbed the corner of the towel and dragged it out, how could he give it if he hadn't wiped it enough?

; Comrade Cheng Xiuqing, do you believe it now?

Lao Qin's face turned green, and he felt that a palm technique that fell from the sky crossed the ocean and spanned tens of thousands of kilometers to hit his head, and he said urgently: Auntie, it's not what you think, you listen to me......

Guan Ruyue flipped the phone, and the opposite side had already hung up.

This guy suddenly felt that the wind was biting, didn't Diao Mou want to "take him away"?