"Third Senior Brother, do you really mind this matter?" Xie Yun suggested, "If you mind, I'll turn the Liuhe Monument into a man's body and find someone to perform a minor operation on it." ”

"Then it can only become a woman in the future.

The Babel Master was speechless: emmm

Nuwa blinked curiously: What minor surgery?

Liuhe Monument was cool under his crotch, and said resentfully: Master, are you a devil?

Can we still be friends?

After all, the sect leader is a saint, and his ideological height is N realms higher than that of the Liuhe Monument, and the matter of minor surgery was directly vetoed by him.

Liuhebei breathed a sigh of relief and was quite moved and said: "Although I don't have feelings for you, you are a good person, I wish you happiness." ”

The sect leader's face darkened, and he threw up his sleeves and left.

"Hey, master, you two actually slept?" After Liuhe Beimu sent Tongtian away, he looked back at Nuwa holding Xie Yun's arm, and exclaimed: "Hurry up and report yourself, you scumbag!"

"Are you worthy of the back lady?"

Samadhi real fire version of the car print!

Bang!

The Liuhe Monument was smashed directly, and a smell of burning pig hair came, and the back of its butt was branded with a giant ugly rollover seal.

"The two of us are in legitimate and free love, you are a stone tablet, can your thoughts not be so dirty?" Xie Yun said dissatisfiedly.

"After the incident, I know that there is a conflict within my family, and you are not qualified to intervene!"

"It's handsome, it's unreasonable!" Liuhe Monument muttered away.

In the evening, Nuwa didn't leave, and after Xie Yun handed over the public grain, it was already early in the morning.

The next day, with black circles under his eyes, he dragged the Tongtian Sect Master and Nuwa to stand outside the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to block the door, and he was still holding a thick stack of gambling deeds in his hand.

"King Tota, don't go, the blind date meeting was a complete success, shouldn't the bright moon wall of your house be given to the emperor?"

Li Jing's face ached, and he took out a piece of the best jade pendant from his arms, which is a secret treasure of Buddhism, which is worn on his body for a long time, and has the effect of dissolving demons.

"Antarctic Immortal, Bendi lacks a feather duster at home, I can see the dust on your hands!"

"Barefoot Great Immortal, did you bring the Nine Heavens Meteorite, three pieces!"

......

Soon, Xie Yun robbed a large number of treasures, and the Tongtian Sect Master was dumbfounded: "Little junior brother, are you robbing it openly?"

"It's all won from bets, and the origin is legitimate!" Xie Yun said about his bet with the immortals of the Heavenly Court.

The Sect Leader was envious, jealous and hateful, and he only learned today that there was such a way to cut wool in the Three Realms of the Flood and Desolation.

When you lack a baby one day, can you also do the same?

"Third brother, sixth sister, morning!" Taishang Laojun swayed over, handed the gambling deed in his hand to Xie Yun and said, "Little junior brother, do you remember?"

How can you not remember?

Taishang Laojun is the only one who presses himself to win, and now he wants to share the thirty percent bonus, sad!

Xie Yun painfully divided a small part of the magic weapon, put it into a Qiankun bag, and handed it to the senior brother.

The four of them came to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall together, and the Jade Emperor hurriedly asked people to give a seat to watch the tea, the sage couldn't afford to provoke it, this early court meeting was difficult!

After the daily government affairs were handled, Yue Lao ran out excitedly, holding the roster in his hand to report the good news: "Your Majesty, the blind date conference held by the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor yesterday was a complete success, great joy!"

Jade Emperor: Happy!

Bet that Lao Tzu loses, and Lao Tzu wants to change the heavenly strip he wrote, isn't this rubbing his face on the ground?

"Your Majesty, five thousand couples tied the knot yesterday, and the revival of the fairy world is hopeful!"

"Old Yue, is it serious?" among the immortals, someone proposed a bar.

"You know a fart!" Yue Lao angrily replied: "The blind date conference is an efficient way to pull the red line, if it can be maintained forever, the Immortal Emperor's merits are immeasurable." ”

"Your Majesty, you lost, and you lost completely!"

"Yue Lao, do you dare to ridicule Your Majesty?"

"The old man is telling the truth. ”

"Hmph, I think you're ill-intentioned. ”

Yue Lao sprayed each other in public with the people who had been speaking for the Jade Emperor among the immortals.

Big grappling!

Xie Yunhuo's eyes opened, and he found that the bar spirit was actually Zhao Gongming, the God of Wealth, so he took it out casually.

"Are you dissatisfied with Bendi?"

"Uncle Shi, don't talk nonsense, I only speak upright. Zhao Gongming looked at his toes and replied.

"You're single, aren't you?"

"How do you know, uncle?" asked Zhao Gongming in surprise.

"Because you're still young, you don't know what it's like to worry about your child's marriage. Xie Yun pointed at Li Jing and said, "Look at Li Tianwang, the hardcore loyalty of the Jade Emperor, in the matter of the blind date conference, they all stood by the side of the Emperor without hesitation. ”

"Jade Emperor, what do you think?"

"I am willing to lose the bet, and in the heavenly rules, the immortal must not fall in love, and this article will be invalidated. ”

"No, it's the principle of freedom of love, as long as people are willing to talk about the object, Heaven can't control it, not only immortals, but also immortals, fairies, ghosts, human ghosts, demons, ghosts and demons waiting. Xie Yun emphasized.

"Immortal Emperor, don't go too far!" the Jade Emperor felt that he couldn't accept the principle of freedom of love.

The love between people and ghosts is not over?shemale war?ghost family?

"Can you gamble a little? I am willing to gamble and lose, ruin your heavenly rules, and re-enact the marriage law. ”

"Okay, I promise you!" The Jade Emperor's face was abnormal, but he didn't dare to attack, so he could only say bluntly: "Retreat from the dynasty!"

"Jade Emperor, wait a minute, this emperor wants to nominate a highly talented person for the Heavenly Court!" Xie Yun stood up and said.

"Who?"

"Virtuous people don't shy away from relatives, I recommend your nephew - Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun Yang Jian!" Xie Yunyi said in a righteous manner: "Yang Jian is a great talent, huddled in the small Guan River estuary, too condescending!"

In the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, there was an uproar.

In the eyes of the immortals, Yang Jian took the route of a fierce general, when did he become a capable minister of the world?

What an international joke!

"Immortal Emperor, in your opinion, what is my nephew suitable for after he comes to Heavenly Court?"

"Finance!"

"He Yang Jian is not worthy!" Zhao Gongming was angry on the spot, he was the god of wealth.

Although he was forced to be on the list in the Battle of the Gods, as a Heavenly Court Immortal Official, he has a lot of merit every year, which is actually not bad, and he has now accepted the job.

If Yang Jian robs the military attaché, forget it, finance, Erlang Zhenjun is afraid that the spirit stone is true or false, and it is not clear.

"People are stronger than you, the economic growth of the small world in the mouth of the Guanjiang River has maintained a high speed of more than 10% every year, what about the fairy world, what about the heavenly court?" Xie Yun asked Zhao Gongming.

Journey to the West has already traveled thousands of miles, and he can perceive more and more that this catastrophe seems to be like the Buddhists and the Heavenly Court are going to divide Xiniu Hezhou.

But in fact, there is a problem with the development of the fairy world, to be precise, the economic development of the fairy world has been stagnant, and the internal contradictions can only be transferred through external aggression.

Even if the Journey to the West Tribulation can renew the blood of the Immortal Realm, but if the Heavenly Court does not change, the new Tribulation will still come back soon, and it is still very deadly, and it is likely to destroy the Three Realms of the Flood and Desolation.

This is the reason why there is no more catastrophe after the Journey to the West Tribulation, because the next catastrophe is the catastrophe of destroying the world, destroying the world and destroying the world, and there will be no more news of the fairy world circulating.