Chapter 60 The system punishes the leopard demon for falling asleep, and he knows very well that he has no choice but not to wake up!
Seeing Shen Gongbao, who suddenly changed his mind, the system knew that this little leopard must have figured out the key.
But the system didn't intend to let Shen Gongbao go so easily: good boy, he actually learned to bargain.
It seems that I don't want to give you a little hardship, you really think I'm easy to talk to.
If you have the practice of refusing my task for the first time, you will naturally dare to have a second and third time. This head can't be opened.
I'm going to give you a heart that reveres the system. Dream Technique, Go!
The system activated the spell, and a hazy wisp of green smoke circled around Shen Gongbao's head, the green smoke disappeared, and Shen Gongbao fell to the ground.
Shen Gongbao dreamed, although Shen Gongbao knew very well in his heart that cultivators would not dream, and there must be something strange about his dreams for no reason.
But no matter how Shen Gongbao struggled, he just couldn't get out of the dream.
In the dream, Shen Gongbao could clearly see himself from the perspective of the gods, wearing a red wedding robe, and was standing at the gate of his house beamingly.
Surrounded by seven or eight neighbors, they kept saying hello to themselves: "Congratulations, congratulations!" and "Congratulations to the groom!"
He has no cultivation at all, he is completely a mortal, and he keeps returning the salute to his neighbors. "Thank you, thank you. ”
After a while, the sedan chair arrived, and the bride with a hijab slowly stepped off the sedan chair, and Shen Gongbao felt that something was wrong.
What's going on? Why is this bride's figure so bad? I saw that the bride has a short figure, and her height can be at most one meter five.
But the waist circumference has reached one meter five, and it is unthinkable for an ordinary woman to have a convex and backward curl on such a barrel-shaped bride.
At this time, Shen Gongbao had only one thought in his head: I married a bucket spirit.
After a tedious wedding ceremony, the drunken Shen Gongbao, who had been busy until dark, said goodbye to the congratulatory crowd and returned to his new house.
stretched out his hand and picked up the bride's hijab, before the hijab was raised, Shen Gongbao still had illusions: although this woman has no figure.
But the face shouldn't be bad, otherwise I have a hole in my head, so I will marry you.
With anticipation, Shen Gongbao picked up the bride's hijab and looked at it in the dim candlelight: "Mom!
A miserable scream sounded, Shen Gongbao was directly scared to pee, and the wine was also scared awake. I saw the bride in front of me:
A sallow face, covered with gardenia-like wrinkles, a sky-facing nose, and a large nostrils full of lush nose hair.
On the wrinkled face, there were more than a dozen moles of different sizes, each with black hair more than three inches long.
The only normal point of the eye is still a large and small one, and there is a perennial eye dropping in the corner of the eye. What's even more terrifying.
On the bride's head, dozens of louse the size of soybeans are crawling.
Hearing Shen Gongbao's scream, the bride grinned, and the bloody mouth opened to reveal a few big yellow teeth that had not yet fallen out.
The bride didn't open her mouth, and when she opened her mouth, the smell of bad breath suddenly spread all over the room.
The smell was worse than the smell of the latrine.
Shen Gongbao was directly fainted by the sadness, looking at the Shen Gongbao who was fainted, the bride smiled, and said in a voice like a broken gong:
"It's okay to faint, the old lady of the province has to work hard. ”
stripped Shen Gong Leopard naked, threw Shen Gong Leopard on the couch, and followed himself to untie his clothes.
Holding the unconscious Shen Gong Leopard into the WO.
Looking at his miserable experience in his dream, Shen Gongbao kept pinching his big TUI, wake up, you will wake up Lao Tzu.
Lao Tzu can't stand it, this nightmare is too real. If Lao Tzu really fell into this fate, Lao Tzu would rather cut himself.
As if hearing his own heart, the scene in the dream changed directly, becoming the scene after dawn, and Shen Gongbao, who woke up from a coma, saw that his innocence was not guaranteed.
couldn't stand it anymore, jumped off the house, and hit the pillar of the house headlong, just when Shen Gongbao, who was watching, praised his behavior.
A white light flashed, and Shen Gongbao hit his head in a pile of pork belly, and when he looked up, he saw that it was no one else who stopped him from hitting the pillar.
It's the wife she married, the ugly woman who made her rather die than make do with it.
The ugly girl looked up to the sky and laughed:
"Hahaha, little Xianggong, if you fall into the hands of my broom star, it will be difficult for you to die even if you want to, don't worry, you are so handsome.
I will definitely love you well, Xianggong, it's still early, let's rest and rest. ”
This time, the broom star deliberately controlled his tone, Shen Gongbao was not fainted, and Shen Gongbao could clearly feel the broom star's thoughts.
If you faint this little princess again, how can you do the courtesy of Zhou Gong? Such a beautiful little white face, and such a strong body.
It will definitely be much stronger than that old guy Jiang Ziya.
Seeing through the idea of the broom star, Shen Gongbao immediately squatted down, tightly covered his naked body with his hands, and shouted resolutely:
"You, what are you going to do? Don't come here, if you take a step closer, I'll die for you." ”
For the threat of Shen Gong Leopard, the broom star is completely true:
"The meat that fell into my hands, can you still fly out? I said that as long as I don't agree, it's hard for you to die.
If you die, I won't stop you this time. ”
Looking at the broom star not far in front of him, Shen Gongbao was afraid that the broom star would cheat, and Shen Gongbao, who didn't dare to get up, was ruthless.
Sharpening his upper and lower teeth, he was about to bite his tongue and kill himself.
Looking at Shen Gongbao's movements, the broom star just said a "definitely" softly, and Shen Gongbao sadly found that he could no longer make any movements.
Tears of despair flowed from Shen Gongbao's eyes, although Shen Gongbao was frozen and unable to move, but he was scolding angrily in his heart:
"Stinky woman, talking doesn't count, didn't you say you didn't stop me, why did you use your magic powers to fix me. ”
Throwing Shen Gongbao on the couch again, the broom star grinned:
"Hehe, last time you were unconscious, my mother was not happy alone, this time it is comfortable when you are awake. ”
Shen Gongbao's tears burst out of his eyes again, it seems that he has lost his innocence once, oh my God!
Seeing the broom star slowly walking towards him, just as Shen Gongbao was about to accept the destruction again, he suddenly woke up.
Shen Gongbao, who had just woken up, looked at the familiar scene around him, and finally let out a long breath, fortunately, everything just now was a dream.
At this moment, the system's gloating tone rang in his ears:
"Little leopard, how is it, isn't it cool! I'm not kidding you, if you refuse to accept the task next time.
Then I don't mind if you just dreamed of something that happened!"