Chapter 80: You're Smart!
Tianjizi was full of momentum and came to the monkey, "If you have any questions, just ask." Don't come up with the problem of the three-year-old child, you have the ability to make a five-year-old. ”
The monkey looked at Tianjizi, "You, your mother and your wife fell into the river together, which one do you save?"
Tianjizi didn't think twice, "I'll save my wife." ”
The monkey said: "For the sake of a wife who doesn't even want his own mother, you are simply a scumbag." If you cross a bridge, jump into the fire and burn it yourself. ”
Tianjizi waved his hand, "I don't save my mother, not because I am unfilial, but because my mother has died a long time ago." ”
Tianjizi was triumphant, and thought, monkey, you have no words, right?
The monkey scratched his head and said, "You have to go into the water to save your wife, but there is a fish in the water that eats little JJ." Do you save your wife, or keep little JJ, choose quickly. ”
Tianjizi opened his mouth and was stunned.
The monkey smiled proudly, "The river is rising, your wife is drowning, and your little JJ is gone, go to the corner and reflect on yourself." ”
Xu Zixian and Tianjizi were defeated one after another, and Hua Fengchun and the little demon king were left.
The little devil was a little nervous, rubbing his hands there, and Hua Fengchun was expressionless.
The monkey said, "Which of you two will come first?"
"I'll come first," Hua Fengchun came to the monkey with her hands behind her back.
The monkey said, "Listen up, I have a spear that pierces all the shields in the world." I have a shield against all the spears in the world. What happens when you pierce my shield with my spear?"
The little devil was so worried that he was about to cry in the back, "This question is too difficult, Brother Chun will definitely not be able to answer it, what should we do, what should we do?"
Hua Fengchun looked at the monkey coldly and didn't say a word.
The monkey got up and jumped up, like that he was saying, don't you know? You can't answer, are you? You're out of the question? You......'re admitting, aren't you?
The monkey was getting nervous, and suddenly, Hua Fengchun took out a wooden stick from behind him, split his head and covered his face, and hit the monkey.
"You're smart, you're smart, you give me the standard answer, say, say!"
Hua Fengchun beat the monkey with a stick, made the monkey cry, held his head, and squatted on the ground.
Tianjizi and Xu Zixian looked at Hua Fengchun and showed extremely admiring expressions.
The problem that they couldn't solve with all their brains was solved by Hua Fengchun with a stick.
"Do you dare to ask questions, do you dare?"
Hua Fengchun looked vicious, raised the stick in his hand, and pointed at the monkey.
The monkey cried and curled up in a ball, "Don't dare, don't dare, I don't dare anymore." ”
Hua Fengchun shook his head at Tianjizi, Xu Zixian, and the little demon king, "Cross the bridge." ”
The four of them crossed the bridge, came to the top of the stairs, and walked to the fourth floor.
There are a total of five floors in this town demon tower, and the White Lady is locked in the fifth layer, and this fourth layer is the last test.
As soon as they arrived at the fifth floor, they felt a foul smell in the spring, like a raging wave, rushing to their faces.
Hua Fengchun frowned and shouted, "What stinks so much?"
"Oops, spicy eyes, spicy eyes," Tianjizi was so smoked that he couldn't open his eyes.
Xu Zixian wanted to speak, but he didn't say a word, and he couldn't help but vomit with a wow.
Hua Fengchun held her breath, squinted her eyes, and saw a strong man guarding the staircase leading to the fifth floor.
This strong man wore a pair of leather pants all over his body, and his hair may have not been taken care of since birth, like a bird's nest and weeds, until it was dragged to the ground, and the dirt on his body was cut off and thrown out, which could be stoned to death.
When the stinky man saw someone coming, he grinned and giggled.
The stinky man smiled and opened his mouth, as if the sewer had exploded, and the stench was surging, and there was a puff of yellow smoke in the air.
"It's not good, get out, get out!"
Hua Fengchun couldn't stand it anymore, covered her mouth and nose, and retreated downstairs.
Xu Zixian was worried about the white lady, refused to retreat, and shouted:
"Lady, girl, girl!"
The voice of the White Lady came from the fifth floor: "Xianggong, Xianggong, Xianggong!"
Xu Zixian was so anxious that he wanted to rush to the fifth floor immediately, but the smell on the stinky man's body was too vicious, and it was beyond the limit of human physiology.
As soon as Xu Zixian ran two steps forward and approached the stinky man, he felt that the sky was spinning, staggered, staggered, fell to the ground, and passed out.
Hua Fengchun, Tianjizi, and the little devil retreated to the third floor and found that Xu Zixian did not come down.
Hua Fengchun told Tianjizi and the little demon king: "You two are waiting here, I'll go and save Dr. Xu." ”
Hua Fengchun endured the stench and rushed to the fourth floor to take a look, Xu Zixian fell to the ground and vomited out all the overnight meal.
If he didn't rescue him in time, Xu Zixian would be smoked to death.
There are thousands of ways to die in the world, and being smoked to death by the stench is one of the worst, if not the worst.
Came to the third floor and breathed some fresh air, Xu Zixian woke up.
"Lady, lady, I'm going to see my lady!"
Xu Zixian struggled and had to go upstairs.
Tianjizi grabbed Xu Zixian, "Don't be impulsive, even if you want to save your mother, you have to save your life first." ”
Xu Zixian shouted: "For the sake of my mother, I am not afraid of death." ”
Hua Fengchun said: "I'm afraid that if you die, I won't be able to save your wife." ”
As soon as Xu Zixian stepped up the stairs, the stench floated down and poured into his mouth, making him roll his eyes and convulse.
Hua Fengchun shouted: "Pinch people, pinch people, pinch people." ”
Tianjizi reached out to pinch the middle of the person, and then Xu Zixian woke up.
Tianjizi said to Xu Zixian: "You can't even go up to the fourth floor now, how can you go up to the fifth floor to save your wife?"
Xu Zixian ran out of ideas, so he cried, sat on the ground, and kicked his legs in tears.
"Lady, lady, I can't live without you, woo woo woo~~~"
Hua Fengchun comforted Xu Zixian: "Don't cry, we must have a way to rescue your mother." ”
Hua Fengchun was thinking of a way, and suddenly, he noticed the little demon king beside him.
The little devil looked indifferent.
"Don't you smell the stench?" Hua Fengchun asked the little devil.
The little devil opened a pair of big innocent eyes, "Smelled." ”
"Then why didn't you react?"
"When I smelled the stench, I sealed my nose and eye masks, as well as my ears, mouth, and skin. ”
"I'm rubbing, and this operation?"
"It's very ordinary and normal, why, you humans can't even do this?"
Hua Fengchun, Tianjizi, and Xu Zixian were smoked in a daze, "If we can do it, we won't be smoked like this." ”
The little demon king shook his head, "You humans, it's still too low-level. ”
Hua Fengchun slapped the little demon king, "Boy, don't talk about those useless people, the task of dealing with the stinky man above will be handed over to you." ”