Chapter 127: A More Fierce Group Comes
Ah Bao was furious and said, "I desperately want to be with those monsters now, no matter how bad those monsters are, they won't do such perverted things!"
"It was a misunderstanding just now, and on behalf of my master, I apologize to you, I'm sorry. Hua Fengchun was serious and bowed to Bao.
The little devil said beside him: "One bow, another bow, three bows, and the family will return the salute." ”
Ah Bao was so angry that he wanted to explode, "What are you doing, do you want to say goodbye to the body? Oh my God, how did I meet you second goods, who will save me." ”
Po was screaming in despair, when suddenly, there was another commotion outside.
Hua Fengchun asked Brother Shrimp in the yard: "What's wrong?"
Brother Shrimp took a look at the crack in the door and shouted, "My mother, there are a large group of monsters outside, and they are fierce." ”
Hua Fengchun leaned over to take a look, and the three generals of the tiger, the bear, and the pig led hundreds of little demons, and they entered the moral village.
"All the people in this village, get out of here!"
The tiger general stood on the street and roared vigorously.
After a while, the master wore a nightcap, pajamas, and sleepy eyes, and led the disciples out.
"What are you doing, as soon as people go to bed, you come to quarrel, is there any politeness?"
The monsters couldn't help but vomit when they saw that the master was such a big and three rough man, selling cuteness there.
General Xiong pointed to the master and said, "Is there a parrot in your village?
The master looked at General Xiong, "Why are you so fierce? Although you are already ugly, you have to pay more or less attention to your image. It's not your fault that you're ugly, it's your fault to give up on yourself......"
The master chattered and talked non-stop, and General Xiong felt like 10,000 flies had burrowed into his head.
Buzz~~~Buzz~~~Buzz~~~
"Shut up!"
General Xiong let out an earth-shattering roar.
The master blinked, "Have you realized your mistake?"
"Meet your sister!"
General Xiong was furious, "I'll tell you again, hurry up and hand over the parrot, otherwise I'll kill a chicken and dog here!"
Master: "You are so violent, you have to kill a parrot for the sake of it, what kind of parrot is that, and why do you have a soft spot for it?"
General Xiong suppressed his anger, "I'll start counting now, after ten counts, if you don't hand over the parrot, I'll start kill......ing!" Two...... Three ......"
General Xiong gave an ultimatum and began to count.
The master said to the disciples around him, "These uneducated monsters are so terrible that we can't communicate with them, and we don't have any parrots here." ”
One of the disciples said, "Teacher, we really have parrots here. ”
"Nani ???"
The master looked at the disciple and blinked.
The disciple said, "Teacher, three people have come to the village today, with a parrot. ”
The master patted his head, "Oh, I remember, there is such a parrot. ”
General Xiong counted there, and he had already counted to nine, and the drum urn and golden hammer in his hand were raised high, ready to hit the master and the son.
Just as General Xiong was about to pull out the golden hammer of the drum urn, the master waved his hand and shouted:
"Stop!"
General Xiong had already stepped on the accelerator, and when he heard the master's shout, he hurriedly braked.
Gabba.
General Xiong held the drum urn and the golden hammer and fixed it there.
General Tiger asked, "Second brother, what's wrong with you?"
Knock~~~Knock~~~
The heavy drum urn golden hammer fell to the ground, and General Xiong bared his teeth, "Big brother, my waist is twisted." ”
"Quick, help the second master go down and rest!"
General Tiger called two little demons and helped General Xiong down.
Hua Fengchun watched in the courtyard of the restaurant, thinking to himself, the master is really powerful, he didn't wait for a fight, and killed one of the other party's generals first.
General Tiger looked at the master coldly: "Are you going to hand over the parrot?"
The master said, "There is a parrot in our village, but the parrot is not mine, and whether it is handed over or not does not count." ”
"Less nonsense!"
General Tiger looked impatient, "Don't play tricks with me here, don't hand over the parrot, the people in this village, if one counts as one, they all have to die!"
Tianjizi and the Little Demon King looked at the fierce appearance of the tiger general, a little flustered, and asked Hua Fengchun: "What should I do now?"
Hua Fengchun frowned, thought about it, and beckoned: "Brother shrimp, come over for a while." ”
"What?"
Brother Shrimp's eyes were full of vigilance, looking at the flowers in spring.
Hua Fengchun said: "Brother shrimp, the arduous task of saving the village has to be handed over to you......
Before Hua Fengchun's words were finished, Brother Shrimp waved his hand: "Don't say it, I'm not so noble, whoever loves to save in this village has nothing to do with me." ”
Brother Prawn turned around and was about to go into the house to clean up, take valuable things, and run away.
Hua Fengchun: "Brother shrimp, you do me a small favor, the shrimp you have here, two taels of silver, I have it all." ”
Brother Prawn stopped, blinked, and looked at Hua Fengchun: "You can't regret what you said." ”
"Brother Chun is a pure man, and spitting is a nail. ”
"Okay, what do you want me to do, say it. ”
Hua Fengchun attached to Brother Shrimp's ear, and said something like this.
On the street outside, the tiger general and the pig general jumped like thunder, shouting: "Let's count three, if you don't hand over the parrot, we will wash this moral village in blood!"
"One!~~~Two!~~~"
The two brothers, Tiger and Pig, were just about to count three, when the door of the small restaurant opened, and Brother Shrimp ran out in a hurry.
"Coming, brother, coming!"
The eyes of everyone and the demon were on Brother Shrimp.
Brother Prawn held a plate and came to the Tiger General and the Pig General with a smile.
General Tiger looked at Brother Shrimp: "Who are you?"
"I'm Brother Shrimp...... Phew, I'm not Brother Shrimp, I, I, I'm ......"
Brother Shrimp was a little blind, and he couldn't remember what he was called for a while.
"It doesn't matter who I am, the important thing is that the parrot you want is with me. ”
As soon as Brother Shrimp said this, all the monsters immediately surrounded him, and they shouted:
"Where's the parrot, hand it over!"
Brother Prawn raised the plate in his hand and said, "King, that parrot is here." ”
General Tiger and General Pig looked at the plate and frowned.
Brother Prawn explained: "Two kings, I am a black shopkeeper, when it was almost dark, a few people came to my shop with a parrot, I used sweat medicine to numb those people, and roasted the parrot as roast chicken. ”
There is a lid on the plate, and Brother Prawn lifts the lid to reveal a fragrant roast chicken.
General Pig looked at the roast chicken, saliva went straight down 3,000 feet, and muttered: "I love chicken thighs, I love chicken thighs." ”
The pig general was about to go up and eat the roast chicken, but the tiger general glared at the pig general, reached out and grabbed the roast chicken, turned it over and over, and looked at it carefully.
Brother Prawn is a little nervous, in case the stuffing is exposed, how will these monsters who eat people and don't spit out bones "cares" themselves.