"Fuck, you broken stick, if it weren't for my old grandson's discernment and pulling you out of the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea, you would have today, you ungrateful thing!"

In those years, he took the golden hoop stick to break into a well-known name, demolished the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and attacked the Yama Difu, even if it was a small solution in the hands of Rulai, he didn't forget to bring it!

Painstakingly paid, but in the end, it was a merciless betrayal, oh, stick!

"Brother Monkey, forget it, don't harm yourself, the golden hoop stick is a dead thing, you pour water into your ears, you can't drown it like this. Zhu Bajie hurriedly stopped Sun Wukong's excesses.

When the three of them were criticizing the golden hoop stick from the height of ideology and morality, there was an abnormal sound in the dense forests on both sides.

"Big brother, let's follow you, when will we marry a daughter-in-law?"

"Get out, the eldest brother doesn't have a daughter-in-law, why are you in a hurry?"

"No, I'm not worried about my eldest brother!"

After a noisy sound, more than 30 people jumped out on both sides of the road, all of them fierce and vicious, all carrying things in their hands, and they didn't seem to be good people.

"Hey, big brother, three beauties, good-looking!" shouted a thin man with thief eyebrows and rat eyes that looked like a weasel.

He pointed at Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng, and their eyes were straight.

"Damn, where did we come from in the poor countryside of Caokou Mountain?" A strong man with blue face and buckteeth and messy hair turned his head, and before he finished scolding, his tone changed greatly: "Hey, these three little girls are quite chic, you are all from there?"

He put down the mace in his hand, straightened his hair like a chicken nest, and came to Sun Wukong.

"My old grandson ......"

"Oh, Miss Sun, what about your family?" the strong man with buck teeth said worriedly: "Now the world is not peaceful, strongmen are rampant, doing evil everywhere, killing people too much, it is rare to see a robber with such quality as our Caokou Mountain." ”

"My old grandson TM......" Before Sun Wukong finished speaking, he let Zhu Bajie press it hard.

Sha Seng persuaded: "Brother Monkey, bear with me, the three of us are not their opponents like this." ”

The eldest husband can bend and stretch, don't anger them for the time being, otherwise he will be humiliated by his crotch, and in the future, he will restore his mana and whip these people 80,000 times, which will also leave a serious psychological shadow.

Sun Wukong looked at the mace in the hand of the strong man with buckteeth, sighed, and hid behind Zhu Bajie.

"Big brother, my brother monkey, no, my sister grandchild is shy, she hasn't seen so many men, she just said that she misses her mother, you stopped the three of us sisters, what's the matter?" Zhu Bajie grinned on his face, and his mother sold a batch in his heart.

The strong man with buck teeth raised his head at a forty-five degree angle, looked at the sky with a sad face, and said: "I can't hide it, Xiaosheng has fallen in love with you since the first sight, and intends to marry you to my Caokou Mountain as a lady of the village." ”

"The king is mighty!"

"The king marries a wife, will we have a chance to marry a wife in the future?"

"The brother who just spoke, I think you're thinking about fart, is it enough for our king to marry three ladies of the village?"

......

A group of soy sauce minions began to make a fool of themselves.

The strong man with buck teeth looked at the women's Monkey King, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng with great satisfaction, and said: "We can marry three young ladies, we are already very satisfied, and if we meet girls again in the future, it will be cheaper for you." ”

Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng: emmmm

Tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by dogs, Longyou Shoal was played by shrimp, who believes it when he says it, the dignified Monkey King, Marshal Tianpeng, and the general of the rolling shutter were actually verbally molested by a little bandit leader!

The teasing is endured, the problem is that this robber leader is still ugly, and he doesn't pee on himself, is it worthy?

"King, don't hide it, our three sisters have already promised to be married to others, you can find Mrs. Zhai again, I believe you will meet a better one." Zhu Bajie politely refused.

"Who dares to rob my wife?" The strong-toothed man carried his mace and said angrily, "What's that person's name?"

Zhu Bajie was speechless for a while, and only said after half a day: "The husband of the three of us is amazing, he is the person who went to the Great Leiyin Temple in the West Heaven from the Tang Dynasty to learn the scriptures, and he is also the king of the Eight Desolations of the Tang Dynasty, and the person is behind." ”

Sun Wukong and Sha Seng made eye contact.

"Senior Brother Sha, keep your distance from Bajie, our master knows about this, I'm afraid I want to eat the whole pig feast. ”

"Brother Monkey, Senior Brother Pig thinks very beautifully!"

"That's not it, marry our master, tsk, you really dare to think and dare to say. ”

"Lao Tzu doesn't care who he is, if he dares to rob me of a woman, there is only one way to die!" shouted the strong man with buckteeth, waving his mace.

The thin man who looked like a weasel grabbed him and persuaded: "Big brother, the Tang Dynasty is all ruthless, we can't afford to provoke it, the Tang Emperor said, those who commit the Tang Dynasty will be punished even if they are far away, not to mention that they are still the princes of the Tang Dynasty." ”

"Then what should I do, you can't let go of the fat in your mouth, right?"

"Well, big brother, although we are robbers in the mountains and forests, we occasionally work part-time to kidnap tickets, let's just tie them up, when the mountain is high and the emperor is far away, I forgive the king of the eight desolations who can't find us." ”

"Brilliant plan!" The strong-toothed man was excited, waved his hand and shouted, "Brothers, tie them up for me!"

"Brother Monkey, what should we do?" Zhu Bajie was dumbfounded.

Sun Wukong asked rhetorically: "Do you want him to be your first man?" If you don't want to, take out your nine-toothed nail rake and prepare to do it!"

The golden hoop stick will not come out, and now I can only count on the magic weapon of Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng.

"Have you ever seen such a big rake?" Zhu Bajie sacrificed a nine-toothed nail rake from the dantian.

"Have you ever seen such a big crescent shovel?" the sand monk also sacrificed the magic weapon.

The atmosphere of the scene instantly became solemn, everyone was stunned for a full five seconds, and the robbers led by the strong man with buckteeth almost died of laughter.

"Two girls, who are you scaring about?" he took out a mace more than a person tall and threatened, "Have you ever seen such a big stick?"

In the hands of Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng, the magic weapons are all mini versions, they lose their mana, and the magic weapons are not big, and they can't be used to fight at all.

Fuck, who are you scaring with a little toothpick?

I haven't seen any magic weapons in my grandson, when I was caught by Erlang God in Huaguo Mountain, Heavenly Court used eighteen torture tools to serve me again.

If it weren't for the fact that the mana was sealed by the master now, and the physical body cultivation was not there, my grandson would immediately take out a thicker and longer stick to let you know why the flowers are so red!

"Wang, our sisters are in a hurry, and they don't have anything valuable on them, the little rake and shovel in their hands are priceless treasures, they are all for you, can you let us go?" asked Sun Wukong.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng instantly recognized a certain monkey, phew, fake and generous, why don't you give yourself a magic weapon?

Sun Wukong pulled Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng to the other side and persuaded: "Two junior brothers, don't be impatient, let's get out, go back and find the master to get back the mana, when the time comes, aren't these robbers flat and round with us?"