Chapter 232 is pregnant!
Xie Yun suddenly felt that it was too difficult for him, Senior Brother's mount could hang the monkey and beat it, and his mount was actually a little minion of the Golden Immortal Period.
No, this stupid horse also has to be trained by the devil, at least until the Da Luo Jin Immortal Stage is reasonable.
Bang dang!
A sandbag was thrown on the back of the white dragon horse, and Xie Yun sat on the Liuhe monument.
"Hey, master, why are you so heavy, it's time to lose weight!" The white dragon horse was directly pressed to the ground, screaming miserably, and the four horses' hooves were helplessly hollow.
Syllable!
Xie Yun's bundle of immortal whips ruthlessly whipped the little white dragon's buttocks, and seven or eight blood marks were about to ooze blood.
"You little golden fairy ate the bear's heart and leopard gall, and laughed at the three big Luo?"
"Run, you won't be able to break through Da Luo Jinxian within three years, this emperor will let Xiong Da fry you!"
The white dragon horse burst into tears, tried to get up, spread his four hooves and ran forward, within three years, without eating or drinking, he would not be able to break through the Da Luo Jin Immortal Stage!
Could it be that the master wants to eat meat, just because he is hungry and wants to find an excuse to eat meat?
The more he thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong, the pressure doubled, and he ran faster, leaving only a trail of dust, looking at Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng were dumbfounded.
Did this horse eat some mysterious little blue pill, why did it suddenly become rigid for a long time?
Syllable!
Xie Yun's bundle of immortal whips immediately whipped on the three distracted apprentices, and the three of them squeaked and screamed, and they also spread their feet and started a marathon long-distance run.
Human potential is endless, and as long as there is pressure, there is no limit that cannot be broken.
For more than three hundred miles, the three demons did not breathe, and they came to a big river.
Clear water, Zhan Zhan Hanbo, there is a row of willows planted by the river, which is very poetic and picturesque.
"Mom, I'm dying of thirst!" Sun Wukong untied the sandbag on his leg and plunged into the river to drink happily.
Zhu Bajie, Sha Seng and Little White Dragon also imitated the same.
After Xie Yun arrived, he immediately stopped him and said, "Don't drink it yet, it's not good for your health to drink cold water after strenuous exercise, and that water ......"
"Master, our three good people are also Da Luo Jin Xian, Xiao Bailong is the most wasted firewood, and it is also the Golden Immortal Period, so it's okay to drink two sips of cold water. Sun Wukong raised his head, and his stomach was already round.
Xie Yun raised his forehead helplessly, and said in his heart: A group of fools, they are going to be happy to be fathers!
He didn't bother to explain, wait for these few to have pregnancy symptoms and then tell them, otherwise they won't be able to bear the bad news.
Sun Wukong took a bath with river water, and immediately felt refreshed, he pointed to a few thatched huts under the willow trees and said, "Master, that family should be ferrying, I'll go and call them over." ”
After a while, in the shade of the willows, babbling stretched out a boat, and when he got closer, Xie Yun found that it was actually a woman who was holding the boat, and he was more and more sure of his suspicions.
The eight achievements here are the daughter country of Xiliang, and this river is the legendary mother and child river that treats infertility.
Fortunately, the river is not wide, and after the four masters and apprentices crossed the river, Xie Yun did not embarrass the three apprentices and Bailongma, and let them continue to exercise with sandbags, and pregnant women should still be treated preferentially!
After walking for less than half an hour, several people began to have abdominal pain, and their stomachs also grew at a speed visible to the naked eye, and there seemed to be blood and flesh inside, which were still moving.
Sun Wukong stood unsteadily, fell to the ground, his lips were white, and said, "Don't we drink cold water, really eat bad stomach?"
Oops, oops!
Zhu Bajie's belly was originally big, but now it is even bigger, his face was painful and his eyebrows were wrinkled, and he said, "Master, save me!"
Xie Yun took out a white coat, put it on his body, grabbed Zhu Bajie's wrist, and pretended to listen to the pulse for a while.
He opened his mouth and said, "There is good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"
Zhu Bajie frowned and said, "Let's listen to the good news first!"
"You're going to be a father. ”
"What?"
Bajie's first reaction was that he was green, he sacrificed a nine-tooth nail rake to find someone desperately, just walked two steps, and then turned back, scratched his head and said: "Master, I don't have a wife, why do I like to be a father?"
Xie Yun pointed to Zhu Bajie's stomach and said, "The bad news is that you are happy, congratulations, Bajie, you are going to be a mother." ”
The nine-toothed nail rake in Zhu Bajie's hand fell to the ground, and the whole person was petrified instantly.
Master, you don't joke with my old pig like this!
"For the teacher, I dare to swear to the sky, you are the happy pulse, and Wukong, the sand monk and the white dragon horse, don't laugh, you are also the happy pulse. Xie Yun said solemnly.
The three demons wanted to cry without tears, they really felt that the fetus in their stomachs was moving, and it was still very strong.
Oh my mother, no, my stomach hurts so much!
"Master, help!"
Xie Yun looked at the miserable three apprentices and the mount, and couldn't bear it, and said, "There is a way for the teacher to help you relieve your pain." ”
"Master, don't go around in circles, what the hell?"
"Drink more hot water, you can relieve abdominal pain!" After Xie Yun finished speaking, he took his three apprentices and mounts to a village house, saw a wine shop, and went straight in.
"Shopkeeper, my three apprentices and mounts are pregnant, please boil some hot water and bring it!"
The little girl in front of the counter saw Xie Yun, her eyes lit up, and she shouted to the back: "Mother, auntie, come out soon, a man is coming!"
Hula!
Three immediately came out of the back of the wine shop, and they surrounded Xie Yun and threw all kinds of flattering eyes.
"Ahem, the Taoist chief is so handsome, suck it, where is the Taoist chief!"
"Poor people from the Tang Dynasty. ”
"Mother, Tang people, alas, I heard that there are many men in the Tang Dynasty, suck it, I don't know if it's true. The little girl whispered as she pulled a woman.
"Would you like to marry me...... No, how many wives does the Taoist have?"
Xie Yun looked at the four women who were drooling, and helplessly stretched out two fingers.
"Not much, man, it's normal to have three wives and four concubines, I still have a chance. The little girl muttered.
Xie Yun listened to it with black lines all over his head, and the female sperm worm was also terrible in the brain!
When boys go out, they must pay attention to their personal safety.
Sun Wukong was cold for a long time, his stomach hurt and couldn't bear it, and he grinned and said, "Don't you see our panic with a big stomach?
The little girl was taken aback and said dissatisfied: "You have drunk the water of the Mother and Child River, and you are pregnant with a child, and you can't relieve the pain by drinking hot water, and you will be fine when the child is born." ”
"Don't get angry, pay attention to the fetus, being angry is not good for the fetus. ”
Monkey King: emmm
Zixia, my grandson is sorry for you!
"No, my grandson is a big man, even if he is pregnant, he has not given birth to a child!"
Xie Yun touched Sun Wukong's head and comforted: "It's okay, don't panic, as the old saying goes, melons are ripe, when your delivery time comes, the teacher will give you a caesarean section, which will definitely keep your father and son safe." ”
Sun Wukong: Master, thank you!
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