Chapter 285: Six-eared macaque
The Jade Emperor practiced in retreat, and the Queen Mother hung the curtain to listen to the government, and did not make waves in the heavenly court, and the immortals had long been accustomed to it.
After all, everyone is an immortal, and it's normal to close up every three or five times, and practice or something.
Not to mention staying in the same position for countless years, doing the same thing, there are always times when you get bored, and there is a cycle every once in a while, and it's understandable to want to escape from that position.
Above the heavenly court, the wind and waves are calm, the years are quiet, and all the immortals clock in to work, each of them is fine, as always, until more than ten days later, clairvoyant reported that Yao Ji fell in love with mortals in private.
Clairvoyant found out that it had actually been a few days since Yao Ji went down to break the taboo of Xianfan, but he never saw it and did not report it.
After all, Yao Ji has always been kind to others, and she is the sister of the Jade Emperor, as a big man at that level, the hair on her legs is thicker than herself, in case Yao Ji is punished because of her own denunciation, her small shoes will definitely be worn to death.
Maybe one day because of the wrong frequency of blinking, he will be beaten down from the mortal world.
So Claireye kept pretending to be blind until Shunfeng Ear found him and told him that there were other people who had discovered about Yao Ji and were about to report it, so that Claireye could make plans early.
Why does Shunfeng Ear know? Of course he has good hearing, stealing. accidentally overheard.
Seeing that it could not be kept secret, Claireye had no choice but to protect himself and report Yaoji before the other immortals moved.
Yao Ji has an affair with a mortal and breaks the taboo of heaven, which is a serious crime in the heavenly court.
A few days ago, the queen mother's favorite maid, the peony fairy, was unrequited in love with the emperor of Donghua, and was also beaten down by the angry queen mother in the mortal world, and she was in love for ten lifetimes.
Now that this matter has fallen on the head of his own family, how should he deal with it? All the immortals looked at the Queen Mother directly.
Basically, all the immortals are single dogs, and your family has love and affection, and the immortals are extremely unbalanced.
Queen Mother: "......"
They all looked at what I was doing, and asked the Jade Emperor, this is his sister, uh, he seems to be in retreat!
The atmosphere of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall was strange.
"Star Officer on duty, where is Yaoji?"
Seeing that everyone was staring at her, the queen mother couldn't ignore it, and she was afraid that it would be inappropriate to deal with the rules and regulations of heaven and the double standard.
"Qi Yu Niangniang, Princess Yaoji is nowhere to be found, not in the realm of desire, and not in heaven. ”
"It's really not there!" the Queen Mother looked at the clairvoyant:
"Gao Ming, where is Yao Ji now?"
"Back to Niangniang, Princess Yaoji is now in the mortal world, the princess is in love with a mortal surnamed Yang, and has two sons and a daughter. ”
Suddenly, the Lingxiao Treasure Hall exploded, and he already had children, which was really enviable to the immortals, no, it was too shameful for the immortals.
"Humph!"
The Queen Mother snorted coldly, interrupting the discussion of the immortals.
"Where is the Nine Heavens Demon True Monarch?"
Seeing the excitement of the immortals, the Queen Mother knew that this matter had to be done.
The combination of himself and the Jade Emperor is the meaning of the way of heaven, symbolizing the combination of yin and yang of all things in heaven and earth, and the principle of all things.
But if you don't care about Yaoji's affairs today, tomorrow will your daughter also want to fall in love with immortals, then in the long run, will the heavenly realm be all your own lineage?
"Niangniang, you have ordered the Nine Heavens Demon True Monarch and the Donghua Emperor to repair the Heavenly Prison Heavenly Pillar. ”
The star officer on duty reminded in a whisper.
"Yes, the True Monarch and the Emperor have deep mana to repair the Heavenly Pillar, I am really confused by Yao Ji. ”
The Queen Mother looked into the hall.
Taishang Laojun is counting the dust whiskers, the good old man Taibai looks up at the sky, the old rules of the Four Great Emperors have not come, and the canopy is staring at his toes with his head down, as if the scenery is chic.
Looking around, there are people who dodge.
"Tianpeng, you and Da Jinwu are responsible for this matter, and Yao Ji will be escorted back to Heavenly Court for trial. ”
Seeing that there was no one to count on, the Queen Mother sent her own son and Marshal Tianpeng to take charge of the matter.
"Niangniang, there are still important things to deal with over there in Tianhe, such as the water is a little uneasy today. ”
Tianpeng is not stupid, obviously he doesn't want to carry this black cauldron, and afterwards the Jade Emperor is responsible, the Queen Mother and the Prince of Jinwu can't have anything to do, but he can't do anything well, and Yaoji has been kind to him.
"Hmph, what's going on in Tianhe? How did this palace hear that the marshal drinks every day, and he wants to flirt while he is drunk... ”
"Niangniang, the minister remembered that Tianshui is stable and impermanent, and this matter involves the majesty of the heavenly court, and it is incumbent on the minister to shirk it. Tian Peng quickly interrupted the Queen Mother.
Drunk and molesting fairies, this can be big or small, but when it comes to the table, do you want to have this face?
"That's fine, you and Dajin Wu go back quickly. ”
"Yao Ji went to the mortal world in private, fell in love with mortals, and the criminal Tiantiao, Tianpeng and Dajin Wu led the heavenly soldiers and generals to arrest him and kill the Yang family. ”
......
Outside the Lingxiao Palace, the Great Golden Crow and the Heavenly Canopy led the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals to capture Yao Ji in the imposing Nether.
On the other side of Tianmen, the seven figures looked at Tianpeng and his party sneakily.
"Sister, what's wrong?"
A purple figure asked.
"Listening to what the star official on duty said, Aunt Yaoji moved her mortal heart and fell in love with a mortal, and now the queen mother is furious and sends her eldest brother and Tianpeng to arrest her aunt. ”
The eldest sister is a red figure.
"Huh, how is that good?"
Another orange figure said.
"Auntie treats us very well, let's go and report the news, shall we?"
The green figure was impatient.
"Well, my aunt must be saved, but we are moving too much together, Xiao Qi, this matter will be handed over to you, we will find a way to delay Tianpeng and his party. ”
The red figure, as the eldest sister, quickly made arrangements.
"Eun!"
Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, the seven rays of light dispersed, and each took action.
The colorful glow dissipated, and another short figure appeared: "It doesn't take any effort to get here, it turns out that this is the best way to let the seven fairies go to the lower realm, hahaha!"
Not far away, a lewd figure was casually cleaning with a broom.
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Dongsheng Shenzhou.
On an inaccessible secret realm, two figures flew quickly one after another.
"Hey, the bald head in the back, you chased me for three days and three nights, I don't care about you because you don't have hair on your head. ”
In front of him, he was running and talking harshly, and he was a monkey covered in hair.
As a monkey with hair all over his body, it makes sense to despise the weaklings who are defeated under the hair follicles in the back.
As for running?
It's really that the black-robed bald man in the back is going to pull him into some messy sect as soon as he comes up, and let him be a Black Lotus Holy Envoy, the other party is dressed in black, and he is not a good person at first glance.
In these years, Liu'er is still a good boy who loves heaven and earth, and naturally rejected the decision of the black robe to join the gang with righteous words.
Then the black robe took out the set of brainwashing them with Wutian, promising a great future, boundless mana, and orthodoxy of heaven and earth, and reasoned with the monkey.
As a simple young man, Liu'er naturally couldn't talk about the baptized black robe, and the monkey was annoyed and angry, took out a big stick, and was ready to reason.
The freewheeling hardcore soldiers in his hands are his truth.
Needless to say, the black robe is just a monkey, but it can't stand the buff of others.
Talking and talking, fighting and not winning, the monkey is ruthless.
The black robe said, you run and I chase, if I catch you, you will follow me and join the black camp.
"Hmph, six-eared macaque, don't be obsessed, the Heavenly Buddha invited you to join the gang because he saw you, and you didn't know what to do. ”
"It's okay if you want me to join, you stop, don't chase after it. ”
"Okay, if you don't run away, I won't chase me. ”
"Okay! I'm not running away!"
"Okay! I won't chase!"
The monkey agreed, and then continued to run non-stop, and the black robe continued to chase.
Believe that you and I are the mallet, the two of them complained in their hearts at the same time, and then continued to chase me.