"What ...... are you?" the monk didn't finish his words when he felt something was wrong.

The seven people who came in were so familiar, they seemed to have seen them somewhere, but they couldn't remember them.

The welcoming monk behind him fell to the ground with weak legs, exclaiming: "Presiding, I saw the living Buddha, the Four Heavenly Kings and the two King Kongs!"

Only then did the monk realize that this was the true Buddha he worshipped by burning incense every day.

, could it be that he sincerely moved the Buddha, and the Buddha came down to cross himself?

Lao Tzu is going to be developed? Lao Tzu is going to heaven? Lao Tzu is going to become a Buddha?

"You bull-nosed old way, hurry up, Xiangguo Temple doesn't welcome you. The monk pushed Xie Yun away, knelt down and kowtowed, and said, "Disciple Famen, meet my Buddha." ”

"You get out of the way for the deity. Rulai kicked the monk to the side, folded his hands, bent over 90 degrees, and bowed uneasily: "Disciple, come and see Uncle Xiao." ”

"The disciple holds the king of the country and visits his uncle and ancestor. ”

"The disciple hears more about the Heavenly King, and meets the master and uncle. ”

"The disciple grows the Heavenly King, and he visits his uncle and ancestor. ”

"Disciple Guangmu Heavenly King, meet my uncle and ancestor. ”

The four of them were in a row, blocking the road tightly, and the two King Kongs couldn't squeeze in front of them to meet and brush their sense of existence, and they were about to cry.

"Kalachakra, Dense Vajra has come to see, Uncle Ancestor, we are here too. ”

Xie Yun was surprised, these people took the wrong medicine, and they actually forcibly added drama to themselves, they shouldn't have appeared in the Black Chicken Country!

"Uncle Xiao, you should pay attention to your words and deeds in the future, when you pass by the Buddhist temple, don't burn incense and worship, we can't stand it, we are afraid!" The Buddha covered his face and cried, looking like a popular emoji.

The big guys may think it doesn't matter, but we little miscellaneous fish are afraid!

The superiority and humility in the Three Realms of the Flood and Desolation are like an insurmountable chasm that no one can ignore.

"Bendi knows, you guys get out of here, don't disturb me to learn the scriptures. Xie Yun said in disgust.

The seven of them suddenly appeared, and the monks and welcoming monks next to them were almost frightened to death.

Rulai took the six people and left.

Xie Yun looked at the monk who was honestly kneeling and admitting his mistakes, personally helped him up, and asked, "Can Poor Dao live in a meditation room?"

"If you reply to the Taoist, the little vulgar eye does not know the honor, so I will go to prepare the meditation room, and dare to ask the chief, are you a vegetarian or a meat? ”

"You monk temple, where did you get the meat?" Xie Yun frowned, feeling that something was wrong.

"System, I reported that the monk of Xiangguo Temple broke his vows and ate meat. ”

"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and reward the host with five chaotic qi. ”

Xie Yun smiled knowingly, sure enough, he has a lot of talent to be a detective, hahaha!

The monk was scared to death.

"Of course, poor people eat meat, and you have good wine and good food to entertain you, and you are not short of money. Xie Yun took out a gold ingot from the Qiankun bag on his waist and smashed it out.

The monk's eyes were straight, he picked up the gold ingot, wiped it and wiped it, and bit it with his teeth, really!

His attitude changed on the spot, he was just in awe, but now he really takes Xie Yun as his father, after all, the believers of the Wuji Kingdom have not made such a big deal when they come to Xiangguo Temple to give alms.

"Dao Chief, how much rice do you cook?"

Xie Yun thought about the amount of food for the three apprentices, and said decisively: "Four or five stones, you send someone to clean up the meditation room first, the poor road is a little tired, you want to rest, you send someone to the door by the way, and bring my three apprentices who are not a weapon in." ”

The monks and officials panicked, and the monks of Xiangguo Temple were in a mess of a pot of porridge, scrubbing the pots and stoves, arranging tea and rice, high-lighting lights, and placing tables and chairs, all of whom were ready to do their best to entertain the big money.

The smoke curls up, the meat is fragrant, and the four masters and apprentices are busy after eating the Manchu and Han full banquet of the black chicken country.

Xie Yun returned to the meditation room to prepare to rest, and Sun Wukong took two junior disciples and one of them to carry a sacred mountain on his back and began the road of weight loss.

If you don't lose weight, you can't do it!

The food on the way to learn the scriptures was too good, and Sun Wukong himself grew a small belly, which once made him suspect that the monkey was born.

I think that my grandson was pressed in Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years, and when he came out, he was still in good shape, with eight-pack abs like a washboard, and now he ......

Sun Wukong looked at the meat on his stomach, he wanted to cry without tears, what is the peak at the end of the fairy road, most of the bears have to be fat when he sees them!

The meditation room had just been scented, and it was very choking, and he couldn't stay at all, Xie Yun listened to the sound of the three apprentices exercising, and immediately made a decision.

On this big night, when the bright moon is in the sky, it's time to go to the courtyard to walk around.

"The three of you all take a break, today our master and apprentice drink and admire the moon, and also vassal elegance. Xie Yun sat at the stone table in the courtyard and took out two pots of 500-year-old red yeast wine.

This wine is still in the Wa Palace, the wine is bright red and slightly sweet, and it is one of the few rare and beautiful wines in the world.

When the wine seal was opened, a strange aura came to the nostrils, and the three apprentices immediately sat down, each holding a fist-sized bowl in their hands.

Xie Yun looked at the small cup in his hand, his face darkened, and he scolded: "It's okay to drink, but you always have to use poetry to help the fun, you all improvise a poem." ”

Sun Wukong put away the bowl and turned around to run.

Writing poetry has never been his strong point, the last time I was damned, a large forest was laughed at by the tiger demon so far.

Xie Yun used the big grappling technique to hold Sun Wukong, put the measuring ruler on the table, and said with a smile: "No one is allowed to run today, otherwise the family law will serve." ”

"Brother Monkey, it's just a poem, what's the difficulty, I'll come first and give you a sample. Zhu Bajie put down the wine bowl and stepped forward.

After walking around the yard for a long time with his hands behind his back, he said, "The east wind blows, the war drums beat, who is afraid of who is drinking today." You have a cup, I have a cup, who instigates who is the turtle son. ”

Xie Yun nodded, Bajie is worthy of being a high-ranking official in front of the Heavenly Court, and his cultural level is two grades higher than that of Sun Wukong, a monkey.

is how this poem is a bit agitated, it is to drain Lao Tzu's immortal wine inventory, in order to drink to be refreshing.

Sha Seng also stood up, looked up at the moon, his eyes were full of bitterness, and said: "Master, in the blink of an eye, I have been coming out of the quicksand river for many years, and today I will write a nostalgic poem." ”

"Good, listen to the teacher. Xie Yun poured a bowl of red yeast wine for Sha Seng.

I didn't expect this honest and honest fourth apprentice to be so sentimental in his heart, hey!

"Quicksand River. The sand monk drank all the wine in the bowl and sang in a low voice: "Quicksand River, river sand, there are lotus flowers on the quicksand river, and there are toads on the lotus flowers." ”

"Toad quack, coo, pok, jump. ”

Xie Yun is stupid, this style of poetry and painting is strange, it is really unseen and unheard of.

Sha Seng, the teacher originally thought you were an honest man, but he never thought that an honest man didn't even want face in order to cheat on wine.

"Master, if you are not satisfied, I will write a new one, wine!"

Xie Yun looked at the wine bowl that Sha Seng Tian was shameless and handed over, and wanted to kick it over.

Bang!!

The sand monk turned into a meteor and flew far away, not kicked by Xie Yun, but kicked by Liuhe Monument.

"It's so fucking shameless!" Liuhebei said angrily: "You don't even call me when you drink, you can write poems in exchange for wine, listen to it!"