The fourth time Lin Huai's house is weird
I don't know why the Emperor of Heaven suddenly summoned me to a place.
All I know is an indoors. Probably in a room in the middle of nowhere.
I think it's weird. The Emperor of Heaven is usually in the Heavenly Realm, my glorious golden hall!
How did you end up here in a house?
It's like a pig in the past, and the Emperor of Heaven seems to be familiar with every grass, wood, table, and stool here.
I crouched on the ground.
The Emperor of Heaven sat on the throne on the north side, and the Emperor of Heaven looked at me very unpleasantly.
But, as if asked for me, he reluctantly spoke:
"You must have thought it was strange that the deity had come to you, right?"
I nodded. With a grin, he asked:
"In my previous life, I was nothing more than the Emperor of the Demon Sea. How can I compare with the Emperor of Heaven? I am just a prince and a king. ”
I scratched my ears and continued:
"But what if you're the Emperor of Heaven, don't think I'm going to sell your face?"
Speaking of this, he stood up unhappily, clasped his hands to his chest, and showed a majestic and proud look that he didn't take anyone in his eyes.
This series of actions actually made the Emperor of Heaven look stupid.
It seems that in the eyes of the Emperor of Heaven, I am nothing more than an ant.
But how does the Emperor know that he has offended me, and I will not wait until the future to deal with him.
I'm going to deal with it now, so that he doesn't have a good life. I will afflict him with some flesh and skin.
That's what I can do.
I put my hands behind my back and secretly pinched the mantra, and said in my heart:
"I don't care who you are, the bridge returns to the bridge, the road returns to the road, the dust returns to the dust, where does the dust come from?
The Emperor of Heaven didn't know that I was secretly playing tricks.
The Emperor of Heaven continued to sit upright in his seat and said to me solemnly:
"I'll cut it short. Now you also know that the princess of the previous dynasty is a member of your Demon Sea. The problem now is that the emperor of this dynasty hunts down the only princess of this previous dynasty. ”
The Emperor of Heaven said as he stood guard on the table. Regular tapping. Heavenly Emperor Zhengsedao:
This is what the deity means. The deity wants you to spare this princess's life. Do you see if you can do it? The deity gave him something a few years ago. This thing can cure all kinds of poisons. I think you'll use it. ”
Unexpectedly, the Emperor of Heaven didn't say a word after saying this, and disappeared in an instant.
But my heart skipped a beat. I seem to have thought of something.
After a while, Chocolate appeared, and he patted me on the back and asked curiously:
"What's the matter, what did the Emperor of Heaven say when he came here for you, what secrets do you have, what deals do you have? Why do you want to hide it from me? ”
I told Chocolate what the Emperor had just told me.
Just when I was confused, Chocolate clapped her hands and answered me very easily:
"I see! Actually, you were beaten and poisoned. Sometimes you have a seizure, and sometimes you act normally. The Emperor of Heaven is simply trying to blackmail you. ”
Chocolate, after saying that, he took my hand and moved his lips slightly, and stomped his foot.
And we left here.
I admire that chocolate is higher than me.
At the critical time, it was chocolate that solved my problems, and I caused him trouble and pulled his legs.
But I didn't expect that after we left here, we probably fell into a trap, and we actually fell into the swamp.
Luckily, I reacted quickly and threw a paper boat at my feet.
The shape of this paper boat happens to be a canopy boat, and we are now in the cabin.
Chocolate exclaimed. He held my hands tightly for fear of danger.
Chocolate couldn't help but whine and complained:
"I didn't expect the Emperor of Heaven to be really uninteresting, and he actually threw us into this swamp by a trick. Isn't it killing us?"
Chocolate hated to chop his foot and said:
"Although we are not the opponent of the Emperor of Heaven now, it does not mean that we will not be his opponent in the future. Since he has offended me, I will give him a lot to eat sooner or later. Do you say?"
I nodded and said very approvingly:
"Actually, I think it's a bit weird for the Emperor of Heaven to look for me. You also know that the Emperor of Heaven is unfaithful to his marriage, to his original wife, the Queen of Heaven! The devil knows what he is going to do. ”
I did it and didn't continue:
"I think the Emperor of Heaven must have some kind of collusion with the princess of the previous dynasty, what kind of interests did he have?
I scratched the itch on my face and looked down and continued:
"Why would a mere mortal, a poor outlaw princess, have anything to do with the Emperor of Heaven? ”
Chocolate shook his head, and he slammed my arm with his left elbow.
The chocolate gave me a white look, and said indifferently:
"Oh, there are so many strange things in the world, and there are many strange things in the world. What's so weird? Why bother thinking about it? You're so eventful. ”
Chocolate, focusing on my shoulder with his left hand. Said with a smile:
"Smelly thing without conscience. I'll tell you. You see, although the swamp outside stinks a little, the environment is very good. I think it's fun. Let's take a vacation here. Is it fun?"
Unexpectedly, the good wish of chocolate was quickly shattered.
The reason is simple, suddenly from behind us came the terrifying roar of a terrible woman's resentment.
It sounds familiar to me, but I'm different.
I only heard a woman behind me crying wolf in a very harsh voice:
"I hate, I hate it, I re-examine what Xiangyang did wrong, why is it so miserable? Why did I die, I hate me so much. I have teeth in my heart, and I hate it! Why did God do this to me?"
With such a terrifying sound, Chocolate was so frightened that she quickly hid behind me and hugged my waist tightly.
It just so happened that I was wearing a white cloak and ripped open my cloak and quickly hid myself under it.
This cloak of mine is no ordinary thing, it's a vestment.
It seems to be beneficial to me, but in fact, I think wrong, no, but it is a constraint on me.
If someone else gets their hands on my cloak, they will definitely be protected.
But this cloak is a shackle to me. I don't want it.
I turned to the chocolate and said:
"Chocolate Baby, I said you want this cloak, so I'll take it off and put it on you. Anyway, what I'm wearing is also a hindrance to my movements. Wearing it for you will protect you. Do you want it?"
Chocolate was so happy that he couldn't wait to forcibly pull my cloak off.
I quickly took off my cloak, and then put on the chocolate, which I also had to use some methods to put on.
Ordinary people can't touch my cloak, they can't touch it, they can't see it, they can't touch it. Not to mention being protected.
That's why I wear my cloak in a particular way.
To put it simply, no one else can wear my cloak without my consent.
It's chocolate, and someone as close to me can't wear this cloak without my consent.
In a few moments, Chocolate was dressed in my cloak, and he was as happy as if he was getting married today.
I felt like I was in the wrong place, so I simply shook my left hand and took the two red threads off my left ring finger and little finger.
I apply the same approach to these two red lines.
Tied to the ring finger and little finger of Chocolate's left hand.
This is also exquisite, the purpose is three things, interacting. in order to exert the maximum effect.
These two red lines of mine are magic weapons. It turns out that the largest form of the red line on the little finger is a kite.
It turns out that the red line on the ring finger is in the largest form of a window made of paper.
Not a piece of chocolate, as if I understand the purpose of these three magic weapons.
Chocolate said happily:
"You also know, I'm a rough person with loopholes, whether it's martial arts or Taoism, I have loopholes. Now I'm enlightened. I won't have any more loopholes in the future. I will be stronger in the future. for I will protect you. ”
Of course, I was very moved when I heard this, but what I didn't expect was that the re-inspection Xiangyang that was just called for copying outside was suddenly subdued and defeated.
In front of us, a woman in a white school uniform appeared without flowers, and her hair was disheveled.
The face is full of messy marks. I can't see the face clearly at all.
This review is also the first time I have seen Xiangyang. Hey, he just wept silently.
The two of us sat on the bench and waited for him to speak.
After a long time, he finally felt bored and began to speak.
Review Xiangyang said leisurely:
"Originally, I was a very happy child, my parents loved me very much, do you believe it, don't look at me as ignorant, willful, domineering, in fact, the atmosphere in my house is very good. I'm a spoiled daughter. But I didn't know anyone well, and I met a female liar. ”
Re-examining Xiangyang laughed at himself and continued:
"That's right, as many stories tell, I haven't seen anything sinister out there because I'm innocent. I don't know that people's hearts are separated from their stomachs, and they are very sinister. I treat everyone as a good person, and I'm just an honest person and a bad person. ”
Re-examination Xiangyang shook his head. His eyes were empty. After a pause, he added:
"I still remember who the guy who lied to me was. He started out as a young man, and I believed him, thinking that he was about the same age as me, not a few years older than me. Actually, he must have been an old woman. Very mellow and sophisticated. He was the one who lied to me. ”
A flash of inspiration flashed through my mind, and suddenly I thought of the secret of this case.
I slapped my thigh and said excitedly:
"I see, I know who you mentioned the enemy is. It turned out to be the queen of the day. That is, the six-rank female official of the previous dynasty. This woman is so powerful, the city is very deep, you are not ashamed to be planted in her hands. But you resent him, and you should seek revenge on him. I don't stop you. ”
I didn't expect that my kind words and good words were actually met with its white eyes and ridicule.
He said to me unceremoniously:
"Do you think I don't want to? Are you despising me, and I don't dare to take revenge? You think wrong, even if he dreams, I will go to him in his dreams to settle accounts, quarrel with him, and fight with theories. Basically, I win. I'm 60% sure of beating him. But he framed and destroyed me with forty percent certainty. ”
He laughed to himself again. Stretching his shoulders, he said:
"I have always had a doubt in my heart, why am I inferior to him, I am really unwilling. Although I have always sought revenge on him in the past, I have always failed. He was so packed that he couldn't eat and walked around, and fled in disgrace. But I'm still not reconciled, I must win him once. Can you help me?"
As soon as I heard this snort, I sighed a few more times, I thought about it for a while, and thought about it a little.
But I shook my head, nodded again, and said to him:
"Actually, I can promise you, but I won't help you openly, I'll just beat the side drum for you. The main content is up to you. I'll help you in secret. There's only so much I can do. ”
This review Xiangyang was very happy, he looked up to the sky and laughed, his mouth suddenly opened very big, worthy of a thousand-year-old female ghost.
Sure enough, it's very terrifying, his cultivation is very high, I have to be careful, don't plant it in his hands.
But my chocolate is a jealous and hateful person, and he especially hates the idea that sisterhood can't stand the test.
There was a row of chocolates on the table, and I agreed very righteously.
Mine was slightly agreed, and the chocolate was completely and completely agreed to his request.
I frowned, I wanted to stop the chocolate, but it was too late.
Chocolate, knowing that I would blame him for being nosy, that I would stop him, so he burst out of his mouth.
He said quickly without thinking:
"Actually, I see what you mean. I decided to help you, don't worry, I'm 100 willing to help you, I hate being ungrateful, crossing the river and tearing down bridges, and pretending to be sisterhood that can't stand the test anymore. Say, what do you want me to do?"
Chocolate is so righteous, it's very righteous. This thousand-year-old female ghost revisited Xiangyang and said:
"Don't hide it from the two adults, the villain thought of such a way. I know you're a couple of Hades in the Netherworld. I don't dare to offend you, I'm glad to have you around. ”
Xiangyang shook his head, in order to straighten his hair and expose his face and eyes.
Her eyes lit up, and she said happily:
"Doesn't that smell good? I could kill this woman in my dreams. I tried to harm this woman many times in the past, but she took advantage of her. He actually skillfully used my attack, borrowed his strength, and used the knife to kill people and get rid of the other women in the palace. ”
As soon as I heard this, I couldn't help but smile and nodded, saying:
"What do you mean to say that in reality, he won the palace fight and became the queen. But in the dream you want to do it again for him. Let him have a good taste of the intrigue in the harem. Torture him well! It can be regarded as frustrating his spirit. Give him a dismount. ”
Recheck Xiangyang looked at me appreciatively, nodded, and said happily:
"Good idea, I originally wanted to kill him, and I didn't want to have many dreams at night, but with the two of you getting along, I understand, it's still a cat and a mouse, and torture him well before he dies, so that I can get out of a bad breath. I agree to torture him. ”
I laughed and cried:
"I think all of you have the ability, and I often can't figure out if I'm in a dream or in reality. If in reality I had encountered so many tortures and tribulations. This plot is too ridiculous. Each of you seems to have the art of dreaming, torturing your enemies in your dreams! ”
Unexpectedly, as soon as the words fell, I felt very strange. Because I feel like I'm weightless, I feel palpitations in my heart.
I couldn't see, I didn't know what was wrong, I couldn't move.
I felt like it was only a little daylight after a while. I finally got my sight back on.
But the scene in front of my eyes was actually changed to the newlyweds' cave room and candle night.
It turned out to be a red lantern lit in one. Joy is posted everywhere. There were only two people left in the new house with the red ribbon.
I think that's how the plot should be. The bride waited for a long time. The bridegroom did not come to take care of himself, so he took off his clothes and slept under the covers.
The drunken bridegroom came in, drove everyone away, closed the doors and windows, and then took off his clothes and shoes and went to bed.
About this groom, the groom official felt that this big-hearted bride had really never seen it, and he was not shy at all.
I actually thought that I had already taken off my clothes, took the hijab and was sleeping, and I was already sleeping soundly.
And one was woken up by himself without paying attention. The groom cared about it, very shocked and puzzled.
The bride opened her eyes after being woken up, and looked at the groom very suspiciously.
The bridegroom is also about 18 years old. She was more confused than the bride, she was a little unhappy, she was still very drunk.
He relied on the wine and pretended to be uncle, so he didn't have a good anger and said:
"What kind of expression do you have, what kind of eyes do you look at me? I am the bridegroom, my bride. Your nickname is Huanhuan. You are the daughter of the Gao family. You are married. Happy?"
I suddenly felt that my soul was my body, not mine. It must have been my soul crashing into a person's body.
As a result, I couldn't control what I was doing or what I was saying.
I just opened my mouth and wanted to breathe, but I said a sweet word:
"Ailang, isn't that me! Alright, alright, let's pack up and rest. You go and have a cup of hangover tea first, there is one on the table! I have prepared it for you, drink a few more glasses yourself, it's all wine! It's too smelly. ”
Sure enough, this love Lang is very effective.
I can see that as long as I have a little bit of dissatisfaction with him.
He would beat me and scold me.
Don't give me face.
Tidy up my daughter-in-law fiercely.
He'd treat me like a garment and a broken shoe. It can be seen that he has given people eye medicine.
Originally, I wanted to find fault, but I haven't found it yet, so it's hard to attack me!
The bridegroom was so happy that she climbed out of bed as I had hoped, and walked barefoot to the table.
Pull it up for yourself, one of the six cups of decanting tea that had been poured on the table.
Hurry up and pour it on yourself.
He felt much more sober, he put down his empty glass, picked up a second and was about to drink it, but he couldn't help but turn his head to look at me curiously.
It turned out that I, the bride, actually fell asleep and fell asleep again. He even snored cheekily.
As it turns out, I'm a bride with a big heart.
The other brides were shy, laughing, all of them.
I was so peaceful.
Take care of yourself and sleep.
It seems like the most important thing to me.
Although the groom was a little dissatisfied, he couldn't find anything wrong.
He sighed and turned back to drink the second cup of decanting tea. The remaining four cups of decanting tea are too lazy to drink.
He couldn't wait to quickly untie his clothes and jump onto the bed.
It seems that this groom officer still has great expectations for his bride, but he is actually quite satisfied.
He just doesn't want to show it. I don't want to praise it. He didn't want to talk sweetly.
Time flies quickly, and all I hear is the rooster crowing outside!
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
It was dawning soon.
The bridegroom, who had a good habit of waking up early for many years, soon woke up.
Although his eyelids were heavy, he forced himself to open them, although he was too lazy to get up.
He forced himself to sit up, and he turned his head to look inside.
It turned out that the bride was still sleeping soundly, sleeping deeply, and continued to snore.
It was so dark last night that he didn't see what the bride looked like.
Now he had been staring at it for a long time with wide eyes.
A strange smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. His eyes were dark. He slumped his shoulders.
The first thing he said was this:
"If I knew today, why should I be in the first place. Forget it, it's over, I don't want to think about it! Today is a new beginning, a new day, I want to cheer up and live a good life. This will be my person from now on. Gao Hanhuan barely gave him a passing score of 60. ”
Every family has the shadow of a house fight. This Lin family is no exception.
The Lin family also has a Miss Tang Tang, who has been eccentric since she was a child. It's just a female devil born with it.
It can be said that only he has the share of correcting others, and no one else is smarter than him and can rectify him.
Therefore, others dare to be angry with him, and secretly hate him, but there is nothing they can do about him.
Because this Miss Tang is too smart, too powerful, too deep and powerful, too good at talking, too smart and clever.
He is too strong, no one else is him, and his opponent can't fight him, so others can't eat and walk around when they see him.
Seeing him, he replied cautiously. Regarding what he commanded, everyone cheered up with a 12-point spirit and tried to do their best.
Otherwise, he will be severely punished, and no one wants to suffer from flesh and skin.
Now this young lady is 14 years old. It can be said that she is slim and elegant, and she is a big girl.
Because he is 1.75 meters tall, he has developed very well, almost as well as a 24-year-old woman.
And he is also very mature in his thinking, like the mind of a 50-year-old woman.
So his life experience is particularly rich. His vision, his thoughts are particularly far-reaching, and no one is his opponent.
I don't know how such a young lady was raised, maybe she was born smart.
No one dares to underestimate him, let alone provoke him, so it is a hard stubble for welfare.
So it's hard to hear, he's just a problem girl. As for whether he is rebellious or not, it depends on the situation.
Sometimes he's sensible, sometimes he's rebellious, she's just a weird person.
This Miss Tang's name. It's called Lin Shengnan.
On this morning, Lin Shengnan was very funny, carrying a basin of water.
I actually came to serve his brother and sister-in-law in person, and he got up early, so I had my first head-to-head confrontation with him.
For such a person, of course, you have to be polite, polite and thoughtful to him, and you have to talk sweetly, so you can coax her.
I smiled, and through the door and window, I had already thought about it, and decided to deal with this person in this way.
However, all of a sudden, the groom's official Lin Huai lost his temper inexplicably.
Lin Huai turned his head to look at me very unclassly and said:
"Where's my socks? Where's my socks? Oh my God, did you see my socks? Yesterday my smelly socks were tucked under this mat outside. I remember it well. Hurry up and find out if you have fallen under the bed, so don't climb under the bed to find it, you go and find it for me. ”
I suddenly thought of a nervous child who was especially nervous about being able to receive a gift in his socks the next morning of the holiday.
I guess the Eight Achievements are the meaning of this.
I simply jumped out of bed, but I didn't crawl under the bed to find socks, and Lin Huai was very angry.
He waited patiently for me for a while.
By the time I turned around, I was holding a box in my hand, and Lin Huai was already angry with me.
But his eyes were fixed on me, a beautiful and delicate box!
Just when Linhai was about to point at me and scold, my hands quickly touched the box.
I opened the complex mechanism so quickly, I didn't expect the box to open all of a sudden.
A lot of colorful powder rushed to Ling Linhuai's face, sprinkling Lin Huai's body all over the body with colorful powder.
At first, Lin Huai was very surprised, and then he laughed inexplicably.
As if amused by my game, he thought I was doing magic tricks for him. Have fun!
I was a little curious, so I quickly looked at the box.
I was surprised to find that his stinky socks were lying in this box.
Not a pair, though, but one.
But what I really want is not this, but my own treasure in the box has disappeared without a trace, and I am almost angry and want to vomit.
Originally, I was afraid and shrunken, and I was very worried that this groom would not be able to serve well, and I would be beaten and bullied.
This first impression is not good, and I will not have a good life as a daughter-in-law in the future, so I was worried about this.
But I didn't expect that a lot of silver tickets, silver, some bracelets, private money, and jewelry I had hidden in this box were missing.
My heart is like a knife. I'm going to bleed in distress.
I looked up to the heavens and was furious, and the ghost cried wolf, and cried out:
"Oh my God, I'm no longer alive, my possessions, my silver tickets, my silver, my mirrors, my hands are taking my private money. I want to cry without tears, my heart is like a knife, life is better than death, I can't live, I don't want to live, I can't stand it! God is going to kill me. ”
At first, the bridegroom thought I was teasing him, so he smiled and asked:
"And how much money do you have hidden in this box? Now it's one of my stinky socks, hahahahaha. How much property is there, do you feel so distressed? What our family has is money. Three lifetimes can't be spent. ”
I was very sad, looked at the bridegroom, and said with a broken heart:
"500,000 taels of silver, a full 500,000 taels of silver. Of these, 200 taels of silver were made of gold and silver, and the rest were silver tickets. In addition, there are 14 pieces of gold and silver jewelry. Why is my god like this, who is taking the sheep by the hand, is it robbing the rich and helping the poor?"
Lin Huai saw that I was crying so sadly, and his liver and intestines were broken, he believed my words, and he stopped laughing.
Quickly came over and patted me on the shoulder, hugged me again, and I patted me on the back, which was also considered to comfort me.
Lin Huai comforted with kind words:
"Forget it, it's okay if it's stolen, there's no way, it's gone. I'll make up for your loss. Who let you be burgled in our house?"
Lin Huai scratched his head and reluctantly explained:
"But can this happen in our family, don't fool me, don't lie to me, you don't call you poor, how can you have this money? How can I sound like a lie, you are joking with me, hahahahaha. You're greedy for money,. ”
I looked at the soul who was amused by me again, serious, heartbroken, and said with great excitement:
"Yes, our family is really poor, but can't I win the lottery? I can't win the jackpot? My prize money was stolen, I feel sorry to death, this is true, I still have a small ticket for the prize, you know? It was a secondary ticket. I'm telling you, I'm not lying, it's true. My life is ruined, I have no money to become a poor person. I'm so heartbroken, I'm so uncomfortable. I married you, and you broke my fortune of 500,000 yuan. I'm going to die. ”
After I said this, my eyes went black, and I fainted on the spot.
My body was like mud.
I almost fell to the ground, but I couldn't catch me in time.
He sighed and put me back in the bed, covered me with a quilt, and let me continue to sleep.
Lin Huai waited for me for a while, but I couldn't wake up at all. Lin Huai sighed, knowing that he still had to enter the morning in-laws tea.
Then he passed by himself, and then the truth was that Lin Huai had made all the tea for me.
It's weird to do this, as a little daughter-in-law.
I was the first strange daughter-in-law who fainted because she was distressed about stealing money, and didn't go to tea as soon as possible.
Of course, the elders in the family, I am very dissatisfied with me.
But of course, I have everything.
Of course, there are also well-intentioned ones. There are also people who say good things about me.
When Lin Huai had taken the last cup of tea, he stood up and said to his parents:
"Daddy and daughter-in-law still have something to do, and I haven't dealt with my stinky socks yet. According to our family tradition, according to local customs, I have to hide the smelly socks, hide them in a place that no one else knows, I still have something to do, I will go back first, I will go back to the room first. ”
"I don't eat lunch at noon, don't come to me, we eat in the house My daughter-in-law can't get up at first glance, I'm afraid it will take a few days, oops, if anyone loses 500,000, they will be heartbroken and faint once." Oh, it's really unlucky, why would he go bankrupt when we get married?"
"I feel distressed, this was originally her dowry, it was my money, I feel very distressed when I say this. Don't say it, you have to leave, remember to send lunch and dinner to the room, we don't come out. Anyway, I was sleepy, and I went to sleep. ”
After saying this, the soul couldn't wait to return and left the hall. The elders in the family looked at me even more unpleasantly. I think I'm spoiled and spoiled!
I don't take anyone seriously! I am the first and most powerful little daughter-in-law who enters the door like this.
But many people were very jealous, and I looked at the direction of Lin Huai with jealous eyes.
When the other little daughters-in-law entered the door, they all cleaned up for the groom's officials, and they were all angry, bullied, and humiliated.
It's just that my life is good, and I have lived as a queen upside down, can they not be jealous of me?
I didn't expect to be here, and the next day I encountered something very strange.
It's a good thing to say, I've found a treasure.
Lin Huai left just now.
In fact, he didn't know that I woke up not long after he left, but I didn't want to wake up, I was woken up.
I was sleeping well, but I heard the sound of two children arguing and fighting.
I opened my eyes and looked. The discovery was two. Little boys of seven or eight years old fought in front of me.
Strictly speaking, they were floating in mid-air, fighting in front of me.
Then I was very distressed and wanted to persuade me, so I quickly did it and asked the child to be held in my arms.
Unexpectedly, I made an unintentional mistake, and the child on the left became an older brother.
The child on the right became the younger brother, because it was a relationship of picking up one after another.
Soon, the good brother in the arms on the left said to me:
"Two thousand, since you chose me to be the eldest son. So what about the little brother? According to the rules, the little brother can't be reincarnated. ”
I was confused and didn't understand it at all. It's like a child talking nonsense.
But I didn't expect the youngest son on the right. Very pitiful, looking at me aggrieved, said:
"Yang Qing, why didn't you choose to put me first, then I hate you, I don't have you as a mother, I'll leave. ”
After doing it, the little son on the right struggled to really jump out, but the son on the left was very well-behaved and unwilling to leave.
Then I still called the police, and my two sons didn't let them leave me.
In this way, I managed to leave two sons.
Because both of my sons are taking it seriously.
I think it's an allegorical implication that you might be carrying twins in your belly.
In the blink of an eye, the two children disappeared, and I was not in too much of a hurry. They must be in my belly.
I looked down to check my stomach. Check my heart by the way.
I'm stopping, if I suddenly have a second heart. I went into my stomach, and I had an extra second stomach.
Originally, I was pretty sure I was in a normal body. There is absolutely no second heart, there is no second stomach.
I thought about it for a while, and I figured it out! It should be that my cultivation has reached a certain stage.
So, the body has mutated. So there's an extra heart and a stomach.
In the two children who were fighting just now, that's actually what happened.
That's why I say I have something good going on.
I was relieved, and I slept for a while, but I didn't expect to be woken up again. It turned out that the two painted children jumped down again.
But the two of them can be human organs, they can transform into human form, they can talk to me, they have seven emotions and six desires, and they can act on their own.
My youngest son came to my arms again, and said to me very cutely:
"Mother, do you think that the two of us are very great and powerful? In fact, the two of us are nothing, and the most powerful thing is that our eldest brother is your brain. ”
When I heard this, I nodded in realization. Said with a smile:
"I know, but I don't think I have one more brain, I only have two brains. Add the back of the head at most. ”
The youngest son was unimpressed, shook his head and said to me:
"Mother, you are so stupid! Everything has a beginning and an end, a front and a back, the two of us are just younger brothers, of course there is a big brother in front. Big brother has long been in your head. ”
I was very surprised when I heard it, I didn't expect me to go, and there was an extra head?
This eldest son is playing on my back. At this time of this sophomore year, I explained to me in a timely manner:
"That's right, you have to have at least one eldest son, three sons in total. But the eldest brother seems to be tired, and he is sleeping. I think the big brother sleeps during the day and is active at night. It's daytime, and the big brother is sleeping. ”
Although my two sons said this, I was skeptical. I asked curiously:
"Why have I never seen him, and if he exists, why has he never appeared so that I can see him?"
Now I stopped the two children. The two younger sons stayed for a while.
After a while, the two little children found it bored and disappeared again, probably returning to my body and going to sleep.
I had to fall asleep again, and after a while I felt strange, as if something was holding my calves tightly.
I opened my eyes and lifted the covers to look inside. Isn't that my eldest son?
But it's strange that this eldest son is about four or five years old, and he is a big fat man. The key is that he didn't look like he was awake.
I didn't expect him to be my eldest son. It turned out that my eldest son loved to hold my legs, no wonder I never found out.
I think he has stealth, so I didn't see it before.
I had no choice but to rush over and hug my eldest son.
Sure enough, the eldest son felt that his mother was very gentle with her, so he felt very happy, and snuggled up in my arms and hugged me.
After a while, my eldest son, though his eyes were closed, said to me:
"Mother, what are you looking for me? Just now, the two younger brothers had to come to quarrel with me, asking me to come to see my mother, saying that my mother wanted to see me. Is there anything wrong with you?"
I smiled and wanted to speak.
The eldest son preemptively said:
"Mother, our three brothers are still very young and have just matured. I hope that my mother will take good care of her body in the future, so that we can successfully conceive and give birth in October. Thank you. Thank you very much. ”
As soon as I heard this, I felt awkward. I was puzzled and asked:
"The eldest son, listen to what you mean, your head is not easy, are you?
This son of mine opened his eyes and looked at me, and he was very puzzled and couldn't understand.
The eldest son explained to himself:
"We were formed when the beam was cleaned up to a higher level. If the mother is very weak, we will disappear. That's it, I know this. ”
The eldest son thought for a moment and added:
"Mother, you must not get sick or be seriously injured. Then your body will be weak, we will disappear, we will die. I hope you will protect us no matter what. It's also about protecting yourself. ”
It was at this time. Lin Huai, he's back.
Lin Huai walked to the side of the bed and saw that I was nervous. It was as if he was talking with a cloud of air.
Lin Huai asked me suspiciously:
"What are you doing, crazy, talking to yourself. Neuropathy. ”
Lin Huai sat down, took off his shoes, took off his clothes, and planned to sleep again.
As for me, I found that Lin Huai seemed to have a handkerchief in his arms.
At this time, I was afraid that a corner would be exposed, and it was a green handkerchief embroidered with red flowers.
I took out this handkerchief. I just opened my mouth to ask a question.
Lin Huai, looking down, it turned out that the gloves were taken away by me, and he was not surprised.
He calmly explained to me:
"This is my friend's handkerchief. There's something for everyone, don't get me wrong. He's getting married, and it just so happens to be a friend of my cousin. It was my cousin's handkerchief for me. ”
Lin Huai, I didn't expect that I didn't hesitate to throw this handkerchief out after it was clumped.
The result was accurately thrown diagonally opposite the foot of the bed.
In a trash can four or five meters away from us.
The trash can was clean, brand new, didn't put anything in it, just a handkerchief that I had lost.
Lin Huai didn't expect me to be so crisp.
Lin Huai, a little embarrassed, he was stunned for a while and turned around, and said with a smile on my face:
"Why are you angry, why did you lose your handkerchief?"
I had an idea, and casually made a fool of myself, but said to him with a serious smile:
"The child in my belly told me that this thing is not auspicious, don't stay around, children don't like it. You know, kids are very bright, and this thing is ominous. ”
Sure enough, this trick worked very well. Lin Huai, thinking about being a father. That's why he paid special attention to the baby in my belly.
Therefore, as soon as Lin Huai heard that the child in his stomach didn't like this thing, he regarded him as an ominous object.
He was so angry that he jumped out of bed, put on his shoes, and quickly picked up the trash can and the handkerchief inside.
He walked to the wall diagonally opposite the corner. Then open a small door and put it outside.
There happened to be a person waiting outside the small door.
It seems that he has cleaned up his things, so he took this trash can away, about a slave in the house.
Actually, I had a thought in my head that I would do this.
Originally, there were unwritten rules, and there were customs of circulation. Especially the girl's family, especially clear.
Though my soul pierces this man's body.
So I have a lot of memories of him in my head.
It turns out that a newlywedged person who is about to get married will give a handkerchief to a man.
It's about giving him one last chance, as long as he can jump out in time to marry her.
Prevent him from marrying, and he will regret his marriage.
So it's the equivalent of the next ultimatum. Fortunately, Lin Huai, I don't know how lucky.
But it doesn't mean that there are slaves in the house, Miss doesn't know. Did anyone else tell Lin Huai?
I decided that it would be better to be a fool if others didn't tell Lin Huai.
If I took a handkerchief and coerced Lin Huai to tell him his secret.
The relationship between the two of us is going to go bad.
So I have to focus on the overall situation, and I can't challenge him because of this matter.
But what if the enemy has the first and the second?
If you fall in love with the woman who falls in love with Lin Huai, she desperately wants to marry Lin Huai.
I think even if I throw it in the trash, I think I've solved the problem, but there must be a second trick waiting for him without him.
For example, how could it be just now, there happened to be a woman waiting outside, he was in the open house, what was the situation, it was a quarrel, he was afraid to throw it out at that time.
I think that slave has been bought a long time ago, and he is the spy who came to monitor our every move.
Lin Huai didn't notice that I clapped my hands casually, and then my subordinates were in the middle of the road.
The spy slave who was going to throw away the trash can was tied up. Imprisoned.
For the sake of convenience, we have imprisoned this slave in a place unknown to others in this house.
It's somewhere in the back garden rockery.
My men will torture this slave to extract a confession.
On the other hand, I stabilized Lin Huai, as if nothing happened.
After a while, Lin Huai and I woke up from sleep. It's almost noon.
Actually, both of us were hungry.
I woke up, Lin Huai had already woken up and waited for me, and I told Lin Huai a story now:
"Ailang, if it's not so boring, I'll tell you a story to relieve your boredom. ”
Lin Huai nodded and smiled at me.
I was vigilant to find that Lin Huai's face seemed to be a little painful, as if something was uncomfortable.
I reached out and touched his belly, and I thought it was a stomachache or a hungry stomach.
Lin Huai, who just wanted to hear the story, shook his head and urged me:
"Tell me your story, I'm fine, I'm just a little hungry. It's bearable. I've had lunch brought to our room before, so don't worry. We have something to eat, so let's tell the story first. ”
I was very interested, so I happily told the story:
"I used to know a woman whose name was Little Turtle. This little turtle is the nickname I gave him. We had a great time chatting and having fun. ”
I pulled my hair together and said:
"One day, the little turtle wrote me a letter. My mom took it for me. On my desk, I wake up early to write. That's when I saw it. Mom has already taken it apart and seen it. And guess what?"
Lin Huai. Shaking his head, he said:
"How do I know? Say you, don't make me guess things I can't guess. ”
I'm disappointed too. Smiled slightly and said:
"It was a letter of renunciation, and it also scolded my ancestors. Inexplicably, he broke off with me. If I hadn't known him himself, I would have known his writing habits. I thought it was someone else's rumor, but it turned out to be true. I can't do it, so I just blow it. The camaraderie is gone. ”
I laughed to myself and continued:
"What he wrote in the letter was very vicious, and he was completely changed, and it was as if I had a deep hatred for him. You must know that we used to get together very well and talk very much. So I was very disappointed and very sad, and I didn't recover for a long time. ”
I smiled wryly:
"Later, I met a lot of people, and the woman I met for the first time was very smart and explained to me very sharply, and he said that it was a trap from the beginning. At first, he was good friends with me just to trick me, and he thought I was innocent, so it was fun to play with me. ”
I sighed and continued:
"Finally handing me a letter was his main thing. So he's an evil, insidious and vicious. A wicked woman with a ruthless heart and a twisted heart. So tell me not to take it to heart. ”
I smiled brightly. To continue:
After I heard this, it dawned on me. I was no longer sad, I figured it out all of a sudden, what about this life lesson, I was considered to have passed. ”
Lin Huai blinked his eyes very plainly and didn't say anything, and asked casually:
"It's kind of weird. And then? Did you meet later? Didn't you see each other again? And that's it. That's fine, stay away from that kind of weirdo. lest thou be hurt again and be tricked by him. What a bad woman. ”
At this time, six women walked in one after another, some putting clothes and basins, some eating, some drinking, and carrying food boxes.
There was still a small table, and they were busy for five or six minutes anyway, and then the six women didn't know why. All of them stinked as if I had offended them.
They all looked like they were making faces to me. The six daughters put down their things and turned away on their own, making a lot of noise.
Walking is also like stomping your feet hard, as if you are losing your temper. I think it's weird. This is too presumptuous, too unruly.
Wouldn't this offend our two masters? If it weren't for Lin Huai holding my hand tightly, suggesting that I would not be moved, don't react to anything, and let them go. Otherwise I would have gone berserk.
After they left, the cowardly Lin Huai said to me:
"Our family is weird, isn't it? That's one of the weird things. Anyway, they are my grandfather's slaves, my grandfather has a high status, and his slave status is also high, so I dare to put on a show and play with my face, I have been used to it since I was a child. ”
I was so surprised that I shook my head, not knowing what to say.
One hundred yuan sighed, and casually couldn't help but complain to me:
"Don't worry, I'm not the only one who suffers from this. All our brothers and sisters are going to suffer from this. That's how it is at home, to see who is noble, to see who has a high status, to see who has the ability to ride on the head of the weak. ”
Lin Huai sighed and said:
"I can't help it, but I'm now kindly advising you, don't lose your temper, you have to be patient in everything, and endure it alone, endure it as steel. Don't think you're self-righteous, you're great, and if you offend others, the consequences will be ugly. ”
I thought about it, changed the subject and asked:
"Who is in charge of our family, who has the highest status, and who has the second highest status?"
Lin Huai smiled and said to me:
"I have a grandfather, but he has been dead for several years, and his wife in the main house is called Mrs. Nian, and he has the highest status. All of us called him the old lady. ”
Lin Huai thought about it and said to me:
"As for status, the second highest should be my second grandfather's wife named Madame Bai. We all call her Mrs. Rui. By the way, my second grandfather is alive, so the status of this couple is really the second highest. ”
Lin Huai, think about it and add to me:
"By the way, let me tell you about my mother. When others ask him for small things, he will help. I think my mother is a bad person. But I was the only one who begged my mother and didn't say yes every time. So this phenomenon is very strange. That's how I remember him. ”
I was particularly puzzled and said:
"He's too kind to you. You're not raising a son. But he is very cautious of you. I'm afraid I'll spoil you, I'm afraid I won't teach you well. So he refused all your requests. So the relationship between your mother and son is relatively cold. He's too polite to you. ”
Lin Huai shook his head disapprenously and said:
"I think he didn't like me to be like this, that's why he was so polite to me. I don't think it's politeness, it's indifference to me. The strange thing is that he doesn't help me when I have trouble finding him. ”
In fact, I already know it in my heart. This must be his adoptive mother, and the two are not biological mother-son relationships.
Otherwise, he wouldn't have been so indifferent, so bad, and so ignorant of him.
The other mothers wanted to be very good to the child, but his mother saw that she had a request for him, but she didn't agree.
Doesn't this make my son anxious, doesn't it make my son feel cold? It must not be his own, it must be so.
I still have a grudge. I think the house fights in the deep house compound are commonplace.
So raising a son for someone else, it's hard to hate this adopted son.
As it turned out, my guess was correct, and after a while the two of us got up and went to the table for lunch.
Because in the beginning, all the food was buttoned up with a lid or bowl, so you can see what's inside.
Now we've opened all the bowls. See what's inside. As a result, I almost fainted in anger when I saw it, and I almost rolled my eyes in anger.
This meal is not for people, it should be for prisoners, it's too bad.
The only good ones are two clean white steamed buns, and the other meals are either rancid or smelly. It's either cold or hard, it's terrible.
Who would have thought that they would have a meal like this on the second day of their wedding? I think I'm the unluckiest bride.
I think I must have offended people, but Lin Huai's money is not much better, his position in the family is very embarrassing, and he is not favored anyway.
In fact, I can see which son is favored.
Like Lin Huai, he is a child in the family who is not favored.
Under normal circumstances, a smart bride will choose to marry a son who is favored in a large compound as a daughter-in-law.
This is also human nature, and it is also human nature. Because of the favored son, the son who is glorious and rich and unfavored lives a very shabby and pitiful life.
That's a lot worse.
Seeing is believing now. If I were a servant of food, I would be embarrassed to send it to us to eat.
I now finally understand why those six slaves stinked on their faces.
Because they don't have any oil and water to fish. So they were very disappointed when they saw our food, so they showed us their faces.
I still complained, and Lin Huai was very embarrassed, he was holding a white steamed bun.
He took out another white steamed bun and handed it to my mouth, which means that we can eat the white steamed bun, and don't eat the others.
After the two of us finished eating the white steamed buns, I complained to Lin Huai:
"It seems that we are going to split up, so we immediately split up and live outside, and if we don't have a house, we rent it outside. This kind of treatment is scary to death. Let's go right now, dinner will be eaten outside. ”
I frowned and continued:
"I ate so little at noon, so bad. Just make up for it in the middle of the afternoon, quickly pack the luggage, we took the gold and silver soft clothes and left here immediately, and stayed in the inn first. I sent someone to find a place to live first. I think I'll be able to find a new house to live in before dark. ”
I complained like this, the sluggish Lin Huai looked at me stunned, like a fool, it seemed that he was going to continue to endure it and resolutely not to move out, I was simply dumbfounded.
Lin Huai touched my head and taught me in a serious tone:
"You can't think like this, it's even more wrong for you to do this, we have so many daughters-in-law in our family, and we probably have more than 20 brothers. ”
Lin Huai, shaking his head, continued:
"There are more than 20 daughters-in-law who have married in, how can you do this? Such a big mistake is absolutely not allowed to divide the family. No matter how bad the food is, it is eaten by people, and it is good if you don't eat it. Anyway, I strongly disagree. ”
Lin Huai, I didn't expect that my new daughter-in-law was not easy to clean up, not easy to bully, and not easy to mess with.
I didn't bother to tell him, I turned around and cleaned up all the gold and silver for myself.
My meaning is obvious, he doesn't leave, I go by myself, I don't care about him.
Lin Huai was stingy, and he felt that if I took away my own savings, his property would shrink.
I took his money. All my savings have become his wealth, including myself, and that's what he thinks.
So Lin Huai hurriedly came over to rob me of my finances, and the two of us fought because of this, which is also normal.
But I'm a little more vicious, Lin Huai can't beat me.
When a passing relative came to our room to watch the excitement, it turned out that the two of us were the culprit.
Both of them had colored faces on their faces, and their bodies were also blue, purple, and black. Red. It can be seen that we are fighting fiercely!
So this middle-aged woman didn't dare to come up to persuade him, he just screamed, ran out with a wolf cry, and hurriedly found someone to come!
Half a day later, the two of us were still fighting and spitting on each other when we were forcibly pulled away.
The people who persuaded the fight didn't look at it either, and they probably understood the food on the table and guessed it.
The first sentence that Lin Huai deliberately said in public was this:
"Marry a chicken and a dog, you don't understand the truth? How can you do this? You can leave if you want. If you want to be beautiful, what should I do? What am I? You want to leave the day after you get married? You're so ruthless. ”
I was told this by Lin Huai, and now I was annoyed and angry.
I shook my left leg vigorously and threw the slippers out of my feet, just hitting Lin Huai. Forehead on the left eye.
It can be seen that the accuracy is very good.
Lin Huai screamed, he was bleeding, and I, with my mouth pulled up, laughed happily and proudly.
Of course, I was very happy and sad, and an old lady next to me slapped me six times without hesitation, and I was blinded.
If I hadn't been picked up hand and foot, I wouldn't have been beaten.
I was so scared that the person next to me couldn't help but be amused. A lot of people laughed.
Soon I tied up the chocolate and laid it back on the bed.
I was tied to a pillar in the house, and my eyes were plugged into my mouth, and I was laughed at.
But I'm not happy anymore, I'm still struggling.
Lin Huai, although he was injured and angry, felt more sorry for his new daughter-in-law.
Lin Huai, in front of everyone, couldn't help but care about me and said:
"Oh, how are you, are you dead? I don't know you have a child in your belly, you actually beat me with all your might. Oh, how are you, are you dead? Can I beat you with all my might? How are you?"
Before I could speak, a grinning slave said for me:
"I know what he's thinking, I know what he's trying to say, and I'll answer for him. I just want to leave this place, I don't stay, I don't want me to take my own luggage and I'm leaving. ”
The slave spat on the ground. He continued to say majestically:
"Lin Huai, I don't want it either. It matters if I'm gone. Fell into the den of thieves and was deceived. Anyway, aunt and grandmother, I must go. All my money and clothes will be taken away. I'll break up with you, break up with you, and leave like this. ”
Everyone looked at me who was tied up suspiciously, and I really smiled, so it can be seen that yes, I am very satisfied.
That's what I thought in my heart.
My new daughter-in-law dared to do this, so everyone in the room shook their heads in disappointment and sighed very much.