Since ancient times, regardless of immortals, taking care of children is a technical job.

After Fairy Yaoji was pregnant for ten months, she gave birth to Yang Jian, and often quarreled with Yang You because of the problem of taking children.

Because Yang You is just a traditional Confucian student, machismo, bent on gaining fame, housework is both hands and hands, and he doesn't care about anything, Yang Jiansheng has the physique of the god of war, and he is too capable of making trouble.

When the Jade Emperor sent troops to arrest Fairy Yaoji, she happened to push the boat down the river and hid in Peach Mountain to hide from Qingxi

Who would have thought that Yang Jian actually split Taoshan in order to find his mother!

"Mom, am I just treated like this by you?" Yang Jian's heart ached a little.

"You think that you can run at the age of half a year, dare to drop the old lady's cosmetics at the age of one, give home at the age of one and a half, and when you are two years old, forget it, no, I want to beat you more!"

The atmosphere was quite awkward.

Yang Jian couldn't have imagined that he had done such great feats when he was killed.

"Master, I've been with you for so long, I never thought you'd be this kind of person. The roaring dog smiled with a stomachache, and the corners of his mouth were oversized: "Let's wait for the back of the Jiangkou, I must tell these to the six saints of Meishan, so as to break your perfect image!"

Bang!

Yang Jian kicked it, and the whistling dog turned into a meteor and flew out, and hit Sun Wukong who was rushing back halfway.

A dog and a monkey maintained a flying posture, chatted calmly, and laughed at a wave of Yang Jian by the way.

"Mom, give me some face!"

"Is face given by others? Face is earned by yourself!" Fairy Yao Ji reprimanded.

"Yes, my sister's extreme!" the Jade Emperor came out and echoed.

Although he didn't want to see Yang Jian, he still had to show up at this time, after all, everyone was a family, and it was not good to make too much trouble.

"Mom, don't you, I'm going to work, I'm going to demolish the court!" Yang Jian said angrily.

The Jade Emperor's smile stiffened, embarrassed: "Big nephew, give some face." ”

"Is face given by others?

"You dead child, how can you talk to your uncle?" Fairy Yaoji grabbed Yang Jian's ears and pulled the person in front of the Jade Emperor, "Come on, come on, everyone shake hands, they are all blood relatives, break bones and tendons, what kind of big grudge can't be resolved?"

The Jade Emperor and Yang Jian were not smiling, and their hands were clasped together.

"Hello, nephew!"

"Hello uncle, in the first month of this year, I have a treat and take you to shave your head. ”

"How embarrassing is this, let me please it, don't ......break the bank!" The Jade Emperor thought that Yang Jian wanted to reconcile with himself.

He suddenly remembered a proverb, the first month of the year shaved his head and killed his uncle.

What the hell am I, my mother sells batches, Yang Jian, you wait, Lao Tzu can't clean you up, I let your mom and dad clean you up!

After some politeness, Xie Yun temporarily lived in the Taiping Courtyard of the court, and Yang Jian was dragged away by his mother.

"Howling dog, aren't you going with me?" Yang Jian's three eyes were all wide, watching his dog squat honestly behind Xie Yun.

Meow, what about good loyalty?

"Master, you can leave with confidence, I still have some cultivation questions to ask the Immortal Emperor, don't worry about my safety. ”

The whistling dog stuck out his tongue and squinted his eyes, enjoying Xie Yun's demon tricks, extremely happy.

"You hurt me, and you laughed it off, I can't give you the witchcraft you love......" Yang Jian's eyes were full of tears, singing a classic adapted song in his mouth, and his eyes were quite resentful.

"Master, let's go, don't call me if you have something, you have to learn to solve problems by yourself, don't always pit your dearest dog. "The howling dog is like a beckoning cat, shaking its paws.

Yang Jian: emmm

Is it so real that the plastic owner is favored?

"Hurry home, where did you get these sentimental blessings" Fairy Yaoji grabbed Yang Jian's ears and walked towards her bedroom.

"Mom, it hurts, light, in front of the Immortal Emperor, save me some face. ”

"You, what kind of face do you want, hurry up, your dad is still at home waiting for me to cook!"

"Today, our family of three is reunited, I'll make dumplings for you to eat, what stuffing do you want to eat?"

"Mom, can we go out to eat? I'm afraid you'll blow up the kitchen." ”

Yang Jian thought of his mother's dark cuisine, and his eyes moistened again.

"Dislike your own mother, look for a fight, don't run, my mother has to let you understand what filial piety is. ”

The Jade Emperor listened to Yang Jian's screams in the distance, and was extremely relieved, more pleasant than drinking a large bucket of sour plum water in Sanfu.

"Nephew, uncle can't do anything about you, I'll find your mother to clean you up, wahaha......"

"Your Majesty, you wait to change the rules, I'm going to prepare for the blind date meeting, farewell!" Xie Yun finished, and walked to the Ping Courtyard, he was going to distribute hero stickers and pull some celebrities to the town.

The Jade Emperor's laughter choked in his throat, numb, and he always felt that something was wrong.

The Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor tried his best to make such a big deal, it was definitely not as simple as changing the rules, what did he want to do?

Xie Yun took the three apprentices and the roaring dog to the Taiping Courtyard, and after filtering the power above the quasi-saint in his mind, he remembered the third senior brother and the sixth senior sister.

The head of the Tongjiao is righteous, has a cold personality, has sword eyebrows and starry eyes, is very rich in boyfriend power, wears white clothes all the year round, hangs a long sword on his waist, and pretends to break through the index.

Among the women of the Three Realms of the Flood and Desolation, the voice is extremely high, and they can be called the killer of the grandmother.

Nuwa Niangniang's appearance is not necessary, plus she is single all the year round, and she has never been married, but if she is a male creature, she has three hundred things in her mind that I and my mother are indispensable.

As long as the two of them are invited over, the blind date meeting will be half the success.

"Master, is the blind date meeting reliable?" asked Sun Wukong suspiciously.

"What do you want to do?" Xie Yun felt that this second apprentice didn't hold back any good fart.

"Hey, hey, can I make an appointment with Zixia?" Sun Wukong's old face turned red and rubbed his hands: "I haven't seen her for a long time, I miss her very much!"

"Get out!" Xie Yunyun said angrily.

"Okay, I'll just say yes, I'll get out!" Sun Wukong lay on the ground, with a mellow posture, really rolled away, and said when he went out: "I haven't been to the Imperial Horse Prison for a long time, I'll just turn around." ”

Xie Yun took out the Liuhe Monument and threw it out.

After a burst of Monkey King's screams outside, the Liuhe Monument flew back triumphantly.

"Master, can I call my third sister over with an inch of heart?" Bai Long also asked.

Xie Yun was puzzled and asked, "Isn't she engaged to Yang Jian?"

"I want her to take advantage of this blind date conference to have a good chat with Yang Jian. The white face seriously poked out all the love stories of the three princesses.

When Yang Jian was still apprenticed, he traveled to the mortal world, and fell in love with the body of the god of war at a glance, and showed favor in every way, but the two of them had no result, and finally ran back crying.

Ao Yan, the Dragon King of the West Sea, watched his daughter get lovesickness, didn't eat or drink, and lost weight from hunger, so he went to court and got engaged to the third daughter with Fairy Yaoji.

Xie Yun's eyes lit up with gossip and asked, "Is your third sister not good-looking?"

"My third sister looks like a fairy!"

"Your third sister is grumpy?"

"My third sister has a gentle and generous personality, and everyone in the four seas knows it. ”

"Is your dad asking for a high bride price?"

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