The 10th time that five mothers came here
My foreboding was soon confirmed, and Odo's mother hurriedly asked me as she dragged the suitcase in:
"Our family's Oudu is really entrusted to you to take care of this time, thank you so much, but I still have a doubt and can't help but ask you first. Could it be that our Odu here is not as good as other people's children? Is that child called Typhoon? Are you going to marry him? Do you have any opinions about our family?"
I was embarrassed and didn't know what to say, so the computer patted me on the shoulder to comfort me, but soon Tianbao's mother chased after me with murderous anger.
Tianbao's mother also carried a blue suitcase, and walked into the sky while taking off her shoes, and Tianbao's mother also reprimanded Tianbao anxiously:
"Are you kid crazy playing outside? Don't you know how to go home? Don't you know how to report safety? Why are you all cut off contact, what's the matter with the five of you? If it weren't for the fact that there is a record of hotel check-in and fed back to Huanhuan's mother's mobile phone, we wouldn't know where to find you." It's so worrying how the five of you disappeared. ”
After hearing this, Tianbao was scared and confused, so he had to say simply:
"Mom knew it was wrong. Don't be angry, I won't dare again. ”
After a while, my mother and Bai Lili, Bai Tingting's mother arrived.
Okay, here's the entrance. All five of us children were nervous in the face of their unhappy and angry mothers.
At first, there was an awkward silence, but sure enough, my mother first raised her head and pointed at my nose and said:
"Sifan just told me that you are sorry for him, are you messing around outside?"
I hurriedly shook my head, the rattle was negative, and I hurriedly shouted:
"No, no, no, no, no. ”
My mom snorted and laughed:
"Do you say anything else besides saying no? You five have made an appointment, what are you going to do outside? Why don't you go home? Do you think it's great to be so naughty? I wonder if my mother at home will be unhappy or worried? We all called the police to report our disappearance. ”
Tianbao's mother nodded, angrily pointed at Tianbao's nose and said:
"That's right, Tianbao, what's the matter with you? You've never been willing to go far away, how did you come to this place? Could it be that the five of you have made an appointment to travel here? Tianbao, let me tell you that you haven't finished your homework, and you're going to school in three days, do you know? Thanks to your mother who brought your homework book, you can look at it yourself, hum. ”
After saying that, Tianbao's mother opened her suitcase, took out a colorful schoolbag, threw it to Tianbao, and took Tianbao easily, and then under the pressure of his mother's eyes, Tmall took her mother to her room and began to do homework. It turns out that Tianma is studying geology.
My mom saw the example and tried to find my homework book from her suitcase, but my mother was careless and didn't bring my homework book back.
But my mother was very embarrassed and unwilling, so she had to flip through the pages and find a homework book, but the result was just a basic magazine newspaper, and my mother felt very embarrassed and couldn't hold her face.
But I was a good student, so I hurried forward, helped my mother close the suitcase, and then said to my mother with a smile:
"Mom, I didn't leave my homework, Mom, I did it a long time ago, you forget, I'm an honor student. I got my homework done a long time ago, and I finished it quickly. ”
My mother was still unwilling, reached out and slapped me, and said to me angrily:
"Don't you know the extra homework that Mom gave you? Didn't Mom tell you to cultivate the flower seeds in this pot? Didn't you say that you wanted to raise flowers? And said that the flower bloomed beautifully, and Mom stared at you for this homework, but you really didn't do it, but Mom forgot to bring it, hum. Mom quickly called back and asked the housekeeper to come by courier, and it will be there in half a day, and then you will plant flowers for me. ”
That's what my mom did for me. Mom likes to give me extra homework that I don't even think about. In order to deal with my mother's various and surprisingly successful surprise inspections, I have developed a very smart and clever mind since I was a child, so I forced myself to be a top student.
My mom pushed me and I took her back to my bedroom.
Mom opened the suitcase and started to take things out, and Mom put all her things on the bed, and then showed me what good things he had brought. Show it off to me.
That's pretty much the way my mom is, and she didn't teach me much, but Mom Tempo is very vicious. Tianbao is miserable.
It turned out that Tianbao was not very good at studying science, and his mother felt that there was a fly in the ointment, so he stared at Tianbao fiercely, and Tianbao did his homework and warmed up the book under his mother's gaze.
As for Oudu's mother, he is like a nanny, and he has to do everything for Oudu. Over time, he cultivated the quota like a young master who didn't know anything.
But Odo's mother is really an all-rounder, and she does everything very well. There are such mothers in Europe, so being taught is also a talent.
Tianbao Oudu and I are also good children with excellent character and learning, and they can basically cope with their mothers.
However, Bai Lili and Bai Tingting are different from us, they are too far away from the top students, they are two sisters who are scumbags through and through.
And Bai Lili and Bai Tingting's mother are cousins. They like to compete with each other, so Bai Lili and Bai Tingting are miserable.
I walked out to see that Bai Lili's mother was teaching Bai Lili new etiquette rules in the living room. Micro book bar
Bai Tingting's mother is teaching Bai Tingting a new dance.
It is conceivable that the two mothers hope to train their two daughters to become veritable and versatile ladies who are knowledgeable and reasonable.
Even though I was a girl, my mother never saw me as a girl, but still treated me as a son.
So I was raised according to my son, I can't do such hard work, and I don't need to be a lady.
I went to my room, and my mother said to me:
"Just now, my mother looked at the text message on my phone and reminded my mother that you seem to be going to live here for a while. It just so happens that my mother has been very idle recently, so I will accompany you to live here in Lingnan County for a while, enjoy the customs and eat some good things. ”
That's what I thought, my mother was very smart, and I had a heart-to-heart, so I went up and said to my mother:
"I'll wait to fill out the form in a far away yamen, all of us stay here, I have to fill out a legal form for tourist stranding. I see that so many people are busy, so I'll fill it out by myself. ”
My mom nodded and said okay, then you can go and do something, mom can just take a break, fortunately there is a double bed, a bed is full of things, you can clean it up later, mom will use the bed next to it first.
I saw that my bed was full of things, and many of them were useless, so I put these useless things in the suitcase first, and my mother meant to let me understand what he was carrying, and if I wanted to use it, I could talk to my mother, and then go to the box and use it.
Unexpectedly, my mother even brought some magic weapons for self-defense. I packed up for more than ten minutes, and finally hid most of the useless things in this box first.
There were still some pajamas, food, snacks and stuff like that in my bed, no more clutter.
Suddenly, I saw a yellow pajamas, this pajamas I felt a little familiar, it didn't seem to be my mother's pajamas, it should be Sifan's pajamas, why did you bring them?
My mother calmly explained to me:
"It must have been accidentally added when collecting clothes from the balcony. Mom hurriedly collected the clothes from the balcony when she came, so she accidentally added a Sifan sound, it's not a big deal, put it back. ”
I nodded and folded Sifan's clothes, but I soon noticed that there was a bulging thing in this pocket, and I couldn't help it, so I opened it and took a look.
It's actually a paper bag. As soon as I touched this paper bag, I immediately thought, isn't this the seed of the flower that my mother asked me to plant in a pot?
My mother laughed and said to me:
"Yes, it's this bag. It was my mother who wrapped it up alone in the past, but I didn't expect it to be brought, and my mother is really smart, hahaha. It seems that so many flower species are enough. Okay, then you don't need to call the housekeeper to send some more, I think it's enough. ”
I asked, confused:
"Mom, this flower seems to be a carnivorous flower, although it is very bright, but it grows in the deep mountains and wild forests. I used to read magazines and thought it was fun, should we really buy it and grow it? Will something happen? Isn't it a bit dangerous to breed? Forget it, don't plant it? ”
Mom said categorically:
"No, everything has a beginning and an end. You can't give up halfway, you can plant if you say you want to plant, and my mother finally bought from the flower, bird and fish market, and spent a lot of unjust money, and it can't be wasted. You have to send it to me. ”
I was hit by my mother, so when I waited, this bag of flower seeds fell, and then a lot of seeds spilled out, so I squatted down and picked up the seeds and stuffed them back into this paper bag.
Just as I picked up the last one, all of a sudden, the seed was so hard and sharp that it cut open my finger, and that's it, I only felt a sharp pain in my finger, as if I had been bitten by a nail.
I groaned and screamed in pain, and my eyes widened.
It's unbelievably alive, and it's only drilled into my wounds, which is really vicious. It's a carnivorous flower, do you want to parasitize it on the flesh of my fingers?"
My mother told me very plainly:
"It's true. Child, you are born with a lack of a mineral in your body, anyway, you can't do without it, and this kind of flower just has this mineral in it, and the content is very rich, so you plant this kind of flower, in fact, it is also for your body, you smell the fragrance of the flower more, and even fry the flower as a vegetable to eat, for you can supplement this mineral. That's why my mother bought this flower, not just for the sake of ornamentation. ”
When I heard this, my heart jumped, and I nervously asked my mother:
"Then what minerals are missing in my body, why did I never know about it?"
My mother thought about it and told me truthfully:
"You were about 6 years old when you were very young, and you went crazy, and you were very aggressive, like a beast, and it caused a lot of trouble in your third aunt's house at that time. Originally, my mother took you to participate in the white event, but you made trouble and were complained by many people. But there are people there who tell me that your body is deficient in a mineral, which is why you get sick. ”
I was dumbfounded.