Chapter 2 The old cow eats the tender grass
"Ah Yan, where are you going to go today?"
This son-in-law named Ah Yan shook the folding fan in his hand, his jade face was full of spring, Danfeng's eyes were slightly narrowed, and he looked good.
"Brother Liang, if you want to say that this Kyoto theory is familiar with Hualou, if you call it second, but no one dares to call it first, why do you want to sell this lawsuit in front of my brother and me?"
"Brother Ayan is polite, but I heard that there is a beautiful woman who is good at dancing in Mochizuki Pavilion, why don't you go and take a look today?"
Su Yan's eyes lit up, there is a beautiful girl again?" "Very good, very good!"
Moon Pavilion, singing and dancing in the hall, all human-looking men are holding a fan in their hands, or chanting poems, or spending time with the girl before the moon, it is a lively scene. As for what some of them went to the room to do, it is unknown.
When Su Yan and his dog friend arrived, they were also just in time for the new dancer to come to the stage, this dancer looked innocent, wearing a chest-length dress, covered with a layer of gauze, and her tender white skin loomed, attracting many jackals to watch.
In terms of appearance, it is not the best, but this dress adds a lot of brilliance.
This dancer waved her sleeves, twisted her waist, raised her legs, and the long white legs under the skirt were half exposed and half hidden.
Su Yan watched it with relish from beginning to end, not that he had any thoughts about this woman, but that he felt that the flexibility was good.
But Brother Liang next to him is different, he can't wait to drag people into the room and do something serious.
After the dance, the surname Liang didn't greet Su Yan, and the person disappeared, Su Yan looked more and more boring, because he was born in the royal family, and he is the current prince, what kind of beauty has not been seen? There is still a group of warblers and warblers in his backyard.
It's a headache for him to think about it, and over the years, those sycophants have stuffed people into his house, and he had to accept it because of the situation.
The backyard is getting fuller and fuller, but he is more and more afraid of going home, a large group of vulgar fans, pretentious, and even more headaches!
He is amorous but not obscene, so far, he has been among thousands of flowers, and not a single leaf has touched his body, so that he is very clean! How can he be cheap for those vulgar fans who want to leave to his future daughter-in-law.
He looked around boredly, this look, really startled him, just opposite him, sat this man in white, this man had a cold face, like a snow-capped mountain for ten thousand years, arrogant and cold.
Isn't this the national teacher who has never been close to women? Why did you go to the Qinglou? I heard that this national teacher is very good at immortals, will he kill people and kill his mouth?
He regretted it a little, compared to the good thing of breaking this national teacher, he would rather choose to go back and deal with those vulgar fans.
He waited for a long time, and death refused to come, so he boldly raised his head to look at the other side, and the person on the other side had already left quietly at some point, and even the cup of tea on the table was cold for a long time.
In the National Teacher's Mansion, a bright-looking woman sat opposite the national teacher, and the woman was not polite, drinking the tea boiled by the national teacher and said with a smile, "Sister, it's been five hundred years, and there is only this last country left, haven't you found it yet?"
This national teacher is the jade Linglong who lost her shadow five hundred years ago, she was the first narcissus in heaven and earth, grew up on Buzhou Mountain, received a little blessing from her father, and she was also gifted, living for millions of years.
"Chaoyang, I see that you are in a panic these days, why don't I send you to Jinghu to cool down?"
Speaking of this cooling, Chaoyang's body couldn't help but tremble, and she also learned later that five hundred years ago, because the Demon Venerable Yin Fan splashed her with water, she suppressed people at the bottom of the Mirror Lake.
Forget it, she can't afford to mess with this aunt. has a bad temper and has been single for 10,000 years. She smiled knowingly and said, "Sister, why don't I help you go to Si Ming to check?"
"No need!" How could she not know that all mortal lives were in the hands of Si Ming, but his shadow was lost in the Mirror Lake, which had already covered up the Heavenly Machine, and that shadow had already become no different from a mortal. She can only find it herself.
Today, I just heard that there was a young and beautiful girl in Mochizuki Tower, and I thought it was because it was her shadow, and it should also be a girl, so I went to take a look, but unfortunately it wasn't.
Chaoyang had long been accustomed to the coldness of her friend, but she knew that although she was cold, she was also the best listener, so she said to herself in a dull mood, "Sister Linglong, he doesn't like me, he is engaged to the eldest princess of the Luanniao clan." ”
Yu Linglong's hand holding the teacup tightened, "I'll go to the Heavenly Palace!"
Chaoyang's heart is warm, but the love between men and women, how can it be forced?" "I know that my sister has good intentions, but he doesn't like me, even if I marry him, how can he look at me more than half an eye? It's just to increase some hatred!"
Yu Linglong also encountered this for the first time, and the words of comfort were simply unable to speak, so she fished two jars of Baihua Brew from the Qiankun bag.
"This mortal is sad, will drink some, why don't you and I drink some of this wine?" She has never liked to drink, the juniors in the flower world always used this wine to honor her ten thousand years ago, and later, they knew that she didn't like to drink, so they didn't give it away.
Chaoyang didn't say a word, picked up the wine jar and poured it into his mouth, and the bitterness in his heart was even more overflowing.
Yu Linglong took the wine, although it was not a heavy drink, but it was not a small drink, and the two of them could use spells to dissolve the alcohol in their bodies, but the two of them did not do so.
One is to drink to drown his sorrows, and the other is to sacrifice his life to accompany the gentleman.
Before I knew it, it was the second half of the night, and the two of them were drunk and dizzy, and Chaoyang was still holding the wine jar and playing drunk, crying and laughing for a while, so lively.
Although Yu Linglong is also drunk, because of the habit of taking a bath before going to bed, she has lived in the mortal world for a long time, so she doesn't like to use fairy arts, and she is confused and makes people prepare a petal bath.
Dive headlong into the warm water, lie comfortably, squint your eyes, and enjoy the comfort of the hot water.
She didn't notice a man hiding behind the screen.
The man peeked cautiously while muttering, "Don't look at indecent things!"
This person is none other than Su Yan, who has captured the "handle" of the national teacher in Mochizuki Pavilion.
He originally wanted to go home, but somehow, the ghost sent a god to come here and bumped into this shocking secret.
He used to think that the national teacher was too handsome, but now it seems that his appearance is really beautiful, but he is a woman.
"Come here, the water is cold!" Su Yan was excited, and he leaked his breath, and Yu Linglong only found out that there was someone behind the screen at this time, but she thought it was a servant girl who was waiting, so she asked her to come over to add water.
She didn't worry that she would be found out of her true identity at all, she had already laid a trick for herself, and mortals would not be able to discover her true body at all.
Su Yan looked left and right, making sure that there was no one around, could it be that he was calling him?
"The water is cold!" Yu Linglong said in a cold and hard tone.
Su Yan now understood, where did he dare to slack off, so he lifted the hot water bucket and added hot water to Yu Linglong. From beginning to end, she never opened her eyes.
Now he let go of his hanging heart, he accidentally aimed at the graceful figure in the bathtub, and two nosebleeds instantly gushed out from his nostrils.
After years of pure heart and few desires, he broke his vows in an instant, how dare he look into the water, and if he looks at it again, he is afraid that he will sin.
He wanted to escape from here, but the cold voice came again, "The water is cold again!"
For Su Yan, this is simply a sin! Beauty can be seen or eaten. Even if he borrowed ten guts, he wouldn't dare to go to the national teacher.
He turned his head to one side, trying not to look at his body in the tub, and the hot water was finally added under the torment of his mind and body.
Just as he slipped away with the hot water bucket he had replaced, a different scene appeared in his eyes.
A snow-capped mountain white lotus with clear ice and jade exudes a charming aura under the mist of water. It was as if a voice in his heart told him, 'Kiss her!'
He put down the tub in his hand and walked forward, his lips imprinted on hers.
In his world, at this moment, time seemed to stand still, and his heart was beating faster and faster, as if it was about to jump out.
And Yu Linglong in her confused consciousness, she seemed to be in the middle of heaven and earth, a snowflake unconsciously fell on her lips, cold, but not cold, this is a feeling that has never been felt in millions of years.
Her body was probably due to alcohol, and she had a fever, which made her want to have this cold one step closer. Ask for a little more.
"Whoa!"
Su Yan was violently pulled into the water by Yu Linglong and entangled together......
The next day, when Chaoyang woke up dizzy, he couldn't remember what happened yesterday, so he didn't think about it.
I made a cleansing spell for myself, and I came to find Jade Linglong.
At this time, Yu Linglong slept with Su Yan in the hall, and the two seemed to be husband and wife for many years.
When Chaoyang came over, he saw this scene, he never thought that this old antique who could survive the existence of an iron tree for thousands of years would actually bloom and be a mortal!
Evil!
No, she had to hurry up, if this aunt knew that she had bumped into her good deeds, she would have to stay in the mirror lake for tens of thousands of years!
She walked in a hurry. When I flew halfway, I remembered that I couldn't just leave, I had to leave some memorials, and the gossip news in the wilderness should also change, and I can't always stay on the thing that lost my shadow five hundred years ago.
So she turned back and used the crystal mirror to record the two of them sharing the same bed!
Now it is reasonable to say, and I don't know how much favor can be obtained by selling this gossip to Si Ming?
Chaoyang's wish is about to be disappointed, and in the early years of Si Ming, he just said that the exquisite god is the first master who can't marry in millions of years.
Linglong God completely destroyed his Simon Hall with a palm. He looked for the Heavenly Monarch to be the master, and the words of "revenge" made the Heavenly Monarch so speechless that he was choked.
People all over the world know that such a shocking secret that wants to die, who dares to pass it on, at most, they will say that the gods are happy!