Usually, there are only two big men in the Honghuang Temple, Hua Fengchun and Tianjizi, and even a sow is rare to see.

Now, a big beauty like Miss Mu is here, and Hua Fengchun feels that the whole world is glowing.

Hua Fengchun smirked, led the way in front, and invited Miss Mu to sit in the living room.

As soon as she walked to the door of the living room, Hua Fengchun suddenly felt that something was wrong, why was her feet so slippery?

Hua Fengchun's feet were unsteady, waving her two hands, dangling on the oily floor.

Miss Mu was inexplicable and asked Tianjizi: "What's wrong with him?"

Before Tianjizi could speak, all of a sudden, Hua Fengchun flew up, made a 360-degree spin in the air, snapped, fell on all fours, and knelt in front of Miss Mu.

Miss Mu was blindfolded and blinked, what the hell is going on?

Tianjizi said beside him: "Miss Mu, this is the highest etiquette for us to welcome guests in Honghuangguan. ”

Miss Mu looked at Tianjizi, "Such a strange etiquette?"

"Our view of the wilderness is a thousand-year-old temple, and the heritage is very profound. ”

Hua Fengchun knelt on the ground, looked at Miss Mu, lowered her head, and said, "Please enter the living room." ”

Miss Mu stretched out her hand to support the flowers, "Ikebana chief, don't be so polite, get up quickly." ”

Hua Fengchun stood up and walked towards the living room, thinking to herself, there are only three people in this Honghuang Temple, and he and Tianjizi are here, and it must be the little devil who poured oil on the ground.

Damn bear child, see how I clean you up in the future!

Hua Fengchun thought about her thoughts, walked into the living room, and suddenly, she tripped over something under her feet.

Hua Fengchun's eyes widened, and she waved her hand, signaling Miss Mu and Tianjizi not to come in.

Miss Mu and Tianjizi stopped, looked up, my God, darts and feather arrows were densely packed, whistling, and they shot towards Hua Fengchun.

Hua Fengchun roared, and used the wind and thunder palm, and there was a bang bang, knocking all the darts and feather arrows that came to the ground.

Hua Fengchun let out a sigh of relief, turned around and said, "Miss Mu, it's okay, you can come in." ”

Miss Mu grinned, "I...... Can you really go in?"

"Come in, it's okay, we are built in this barren mountain and wilderness, there are often wild beasts and robbers, and we have set up some anti-theft devices. Just now I accidentally triggered the anti-theft device. ”

"Your anti-theft device is really powerful," Miss Mu felt palpitations and walked into the living room.

Hua Fengchun pointed to a chair, "Miss Mu, please take a seat." ”

"Thank you," Miss Mu walked over and lifted her jade buttocks very gently, to sit on the chair.

Tianjizi saw a cold light flashing on the chair, and there was a thumbtack hidden in the chair cushion, or the kind with the nail head up.

"Miss Mu, this chair is mine!"

Tianjizi screamed, rushed over with lightning speed, and sat on the chair before Miss Mu.

Miss Mu almost sat on Tianjizi's body, startled, and looked at Tianjizi.

Tianjizi pricked a thumbtack, gritted his teeth, and held on, revealing a very tangled smile.

Miss Mu thought to herself, why are these masters and apprentices chattering?

Hua Fengchun explained beside him: "My master has been sitting on this chair for decades, and it is very emotional, don't mind, sit on this one." ”

Hua Fengchun took a chair, checked that there was nothing wrong, and handed it to Miss Mu.

Miss Mu smiled sweetly and sat down. At this time, Tianjizi snorted and jumped up, startling Miss Mu.

Tianjizi can't hold it, and his ass is going to be pierced.

Miss Mu was stunned and looked at Tianjizi.

Hua Fengchun explained beside him: "My master is practicing, this is a very advanced kind of kung fu, after practicing, the true qi is accumulated in the chest, and if you don't shout out, you will panic." ”

Tianjizi's face was pale, sweating profusely, and he said with a smile: "Xiaochunzi is right, Miss Mu, I'm sorry, I scared you." ”

Miss Mu said, "It's okay, Dao Chief, you continue to practice." ”

"Okay, ah, ah, ah," Tianjizi shouted with her mouth open.

Miss Mu looked at Tianjizi and frowned, "Dao Chief, your butt seems to be bleeding." ”

Tianjizi touched it, and his buttocks were full of blood.

Tianjizi really wanted to cry, but in front of Miss Mu, he had to maintain the majesty of the Lord of the Flood Wilderness.

Tianjizi forced his composure, "It's okay, I, I, I...... My eldest sister-in-law is here. ”

"Auntie?"

Miss Mu's head is a question mark, what is the aunt?

Hua Fengchun came over to round the field: "Master, this is a hemorrhoidal attack, ten men have nine hemorrhoids, Miss Mu, don't mind." ”

"Oh, it's nothing, Dao Chief, do you need to deal with it?" Miss Mu said.

Tianjizi covered his bleeding ass and nodded: "I'll deal with it, Xiaochunzi, and entertain Miss Mu." ”

"I see, you can go in peace. ”

Hua Fengchun and Miss Mu sat down to chat, for a single dog, it is a very happy thing to chat face-to-face with a beautiful woman.

Hua Fengchun felt so happy, and her face was always full of smiles.

Miss Mu looked around and asked, "Where is the little devil?"

When it comes to the little devil, the flowers are on fire in spring, pouring oil at the door, setting up hidden devices in the living room, and hiding pushpins under the mats.

At a young age, he is so lacking in morality, after Miss Mu leaves, he must be taught a hard lesson.

The small tree is not repaired and does not slip straight, and the child does not play into a muddy ball.

Hua Fengchun said: "That little guy ran out to play, ignore him." Miss Mu, you're thirsty, I'll get you some drinks. ”

Hua Fengchun was about to get a drink for Miss Mu, when Tianjizi walked in with two bottles of Coke.

This cola was given by the system when Hua Fengchun signed in.

Miss Mu looked at Tianjizi and asked, "Dao Chief, are you okay?"

Tianjizi said: "It's okay, manly man, just shed a little blood, it doesn't matter." Come, Miss Mu, try this drink. ”

Miss Mu looked at the Coke bottle and asked, "What kind of drink is this, why is it black, and it is still in such a strange bottle?"

Tianjizi unscrewed a bottle of Coke, "This thing is called Coke, it's very delicious, except for our desolate view, you can't find a second bottle in the world." ”

"Really?"

"Of course, I can't lie to anyone and Miss Mu. ”

"However, this thing is black," Miss Mu hesitated a little and didn't dare to drink.

"Miss Mu, I'll take a sip and show you. Tianjizi raised his head and took a sip very heroically.

Burst!~~~

Tianjizi looked in pain, and sprayed all the "Coke" he drank in his mouth, almost spraying on Miss Mu and Hua Fengchun.

Tianjizi scolded in his heart, little brute, put soy sauce in a cola bottle, pit me!