Chapter 10: Scrubbing, Scrubbing
"Fourth, you fuck me off, I can't die, it's just too stinky!" Tie Niu stripped off all his clothes while desperately washing himself with seawater: "Biaozi, what are you hiding, come over and help Niu Ye wash well." ”
The Demon Slaying Pestle and the Purple Gold Bowl, which were also sprayed with stinky ink, were also dyed black: "This octopus essence is so immoral, what kind of thing is it sprayed on, why is it still dyed? Little bell, come and help us wash it, this pitch-black appearance is really ugly!"
The clever little sixth son took out a few large brushes for the mount to bathe from his storage ring and gave them to Liu Yibiao: "Use this to brush the third master well." Let me tell you, according to my experience of washing my stinky socks, if I can't wash them once, it will be like this forever. Xiao Liuzi pinched his nose and brushed Tie Niu's body while asking the little bell who helped the little basin clean: "Don't you feel stinky when you get so close?"
"Are you a tiger, look carefully, do our magic weapons have a nose?" The little bell was completely speechless for these witches whose heads were full of muscles.
"Oh, Brother Tie Niu, are you ashamed?" Seeing that Tie Niu had stripped off his clothes, Erni and Sanya hurriedly covered their big eyes with their little wings, but this action also made them unable to continue flying, and they fell to the sea with a snort. Fortunately, Yan Tie reacted quickly, and grabbed the two elves in his hands: "Hey, two little ancestors, you should be careful, if you fall into the sea and are eaten by monsters, my master must not go crazy." ”
Erni and Sanya were not afraid at all: "Whoever dares to eat us, we will roast him!" Sanya said as she opened her small mouth and spit out a bunch of fragrant petals: "Use these to wash Brother Tie Niu, as well as small sticks and small pots, which are the fragrant flowers we use for bathing." ”
After everyone's unremitting efforts, the stench of the iron bull and the two magic weapons was finally washed away after half an hour. But the pitch-black color has not diminished at all, but has a tendency to get darker and darker.
At this time, if the iron bull goes out at night, others can only see a pair of big eyes floating in the air, and the rest of the place can't be found at all if you don't look carefully. "It's over, what kind of life is this! Some time ago, I became a golden man because I ate the blood of the ancestral witch. This time it's even worse, I got into a fight with a big octopus and became black again! The monks in the temple are all white and fat, and Master Niu's appearance now is obviously unsociable!"
"Third master, I suddenly remembered something, please. Gava took out a new set of clothes and put on Tie Niu and said: "Third master, you summon your golden body again, take a look, I saw that he was also sprayed with black water just now, if it also turns black, we will help you wash it together." ”
When Tie Niu heard this, he hurriedly summoned his Buddhist golden body again, and was dumbfounded: this Buddhist golden body was dyed blacker than himself, and there were bursts of black smoke coming out of it. "Oh, I'll go, hurry up and use water to help me bubble my golden body, why is it still smoking! ”
After everyone hurriedly cleaned it for a while, Tie Niu's golden body finally stopped smoking, but in the future, his magical power could only be called Liuzhang Black Body.
The purple gold bowl looked at himself in the mirror and was so angry that he was furious: "Damn, I fought with this big octopus!"
The demon pestle, who has always been mild-tempered, also burst into a foul mouth: "Amiit's Buddha, if you don't kill this immoral octopus Buddha today, it's really hard to eliminate the hatred in your heart!"
The small basin and the small stick turned into two black lights in spite of everyone's obstruction, and smashed them fiercely at the big octopus Mo Huo who was secretly watching. The unarmed Mo Huo didn't dare to take these two magic weapons that caused him countless losses, and he stomped into the deep sea to avoid the oncoming attack.
The angry little stick and the little basin rushed into the sea without hesitation, and chased after Mo Huo desperately. When he arrived in the sea, Mo Huo was not afraid of these two spiritual treasures that no one controlled, he stretched out eight giant claws to form a huge cage and trapped the small stick and small basin in the middle: "Haha, don't even think about running away if you dare to chase you down, and when I refine it, you will go to the fat monk to settle accounts." ”
Realizing that the situation was not good, the two spiritual treasures hurriedly sent a message to Tie Niu: "Fat monk (master), come down and save us!"
", I can only float on the water with a dog planer, I don't know how to dive!" Tie Niu kept turning in circles in a hurry: "Who can dive, help me save the little stick and the little basin!"
At the critical moment, Tie used a spell to conjure up a huge palm, and this giant hand slammed into the sea, carrying Mo Huo up along with the trapped small stick and small basin.
"Let's beat him up!" "Just now seeing the little basin they are in danger, the little bell who can't help also attacks Mo Huo. A strange bell rang out, and Murjo suddenly felt dizzy, and his body seemed to start swaying from side to side as if uncontrollably.
"Hey, this is good, this is good, little bell, when did you learn to control others to dance?" Liu Yibiao looked at Mo Huo who kept writhing with the bell and laughed: "But he looks too ugly, if he dances like this, he must look very good!"
Taking advantage of the fact that Mo Huo was controlled by the little bell and couldn't resist, the little basin took the initiative to turn into a brick again and smashed into Mo Huo's head: "I'll let you spray black water to dye me, the pot master has to smash you to death today!"
"Amitt's Buddha, today the poor monks are also going to kill. I don't have the face to see the Buddha when you dye the poor monk so black!" The demon pestle suddenly accelerated towards Mo Huo's big mouth, it seems that he hates this octopus spraying black water to dye people.
Mo Huo's body was uncontrollable, but his mouth could still move, and he saw the demon pestle flying towards his mouth, and hurriedly squirted out a large mouthful of black water again.
The little stick in the rapid flight didn't have time to dodge, and the body that had just been brushed was drenched with poisonous water again: "Amitabha, the poor monk didn't kill you today, even if the Buddha blames me, I will admit it!"
"I'm here to help you, this big octopus is really lacking in virtue. Let's not kill him, wait until we catch him back and soak him in the dye vat to dye him green!" Tie Niu slapped the top of his head and released his "six-zhang black body" to join the battle group.
A terrible howl kept coming from the mouth of the big octopus: "Oh mom, don't fight, I know it's wrong, next time I won't have to spray you with poisonous water." ”
The demon clan in the potential sea saw that their general was beaten by others and flew out of the sea to help, but as soon as they came out of the water, they were stopped by Liu Yibiao, who had been prepared. How could these most talented krakens be Liu Yibiao's fierce opponents, and they were beaten back into the sea by them in one shot.