Chapter 158: Although the sound is small, the water waves are long
Lao Qin didn't know about other people's calculations.
In front of the three professionals, the unlearned goods were quickly revealed, and they were kicked out of the team in disgust by the seniors.
This product is not angry, and quietly pats his ass and leaves after checking out, without delaying their brainstorming.
The control and application of the mouth opening program, the movement principle of the mouth closing machine, it is not interesting to stay any longer, it is better to go to see Amanda, maybe you can mix a lip print again?
"Catwoman, huh?"
Lao Qin looked at the signboard at the entrance of the store, and the two sides of the triangular body were printed with Anne Hathaway and Halle Berry respectively, leather clothes and leather pants, and a half-face mask with ears, each more bewitching and sexy than the other.
Pushing the door in, there was no imaginary sound, but the walls could be heard faintly shaking, and the ring sofa seats were coming in front of them, and several girls who were tired of playing were resting.
"Hey, you're Qin, right?"
The bell hanging at the door rang, and the girl opposite looked up when she heard the sound, and after a short look, she suddenly exclaimed in surprise, and the eyes of the rest of the people also gathered.
"That's right, it's me. Lao Qin smiled and raised his hand.
The girls "hula" surrounded him, although they didn't open the favor again, and one person took a sip, but all kinds of posing photos are indispensable, twittering all kinds of self-introduction, but unfortunately I didn't remember this product.
"I'm sorry, it's my first time here," finally fulfilling their wishes, Lao Qin looked around and asked, "Here...... Is there another entrance?"
"Haha, you can see it. The strong woman who spoke first had broad shoulders and a thick voice, but she was quite hearty, and pointed to the stone wall on the right and said, "Go, Alice!"
"Alice, I'm still Pikachu. γ
Lao Qin walked closer while complaining, only to find that there was an irregular gap in the wall that seemed to be made of natural stones, and a stone grinding out of the pit should be the handle.
Push slightly, do not move the slightest, and then pull back.
The deafening sound came to his face! The creature shuddered at the sudden change, and the door closed again, and the laughter of the girls came from behind him, apparently waiting for him to make a fool of himself.
Lao Qin turned around, pinched his face with the thumbs and middle fingers of both hands and pulled them to both sides, pulled his eyelids down with his index finger, rolled his eyeballs up, and then puffed out his tongue, making them lean forward and close.
"Let's go in too?"
The strong woman raised her eyebrows, and the girls also thought that this thing was very interesting, anyway, it was almost over, so they responded one after another, so he was surrounded by Yingying Yanyan and rushed in.
"Is this different from a disco?!"
The lights are flashing, the electronic music with a strong sense of rhythm makes people can't help but shake their legs, men and women dance wildly, the coffee machine on the bar is a decoration, and the drinks are clearly displayed in the back.
"Honey!"
A figure broke through the girls' defense line and threw herself into her arms, Lao Qin subconsciously caught it, and the touch that was so familiar that it couldn't be more familiar fed back the identity of the person, but the slight smell of sweat also entered the nose at the same time.
"Hey, he's coming with us!" the strong man shouted in discontent, and the girls who came with him tried to pull Amanda off of him.
"So what? He's my boyfriend!" The big girl octopus wrapped around Lao Qin, holding on to it, and she didn't lose the battle on her mouth, and kissed him on the spot as proof.
The music was so loud that they had to shout at each other.
"She's right, I'm here to find her. Lao Qin hugged his girlfriend and found that her clothes were soaked with sweat, "Thank you for leading the way, please drink coffee." β
"Well, count you sincere. β
The strong man saw Amanda pounce on the kiss at the end of the game, and the flirtatious was just trying to dig into the foot of the wall, and it was a wonderful night to dig it out, and it was not bad to get a cup of coffee if you couldn't dig it.
The girls left in a huff, but Lao Qin didn't let go anymore, and directly hugged her and turned around and went out.
"What's wrong with you?" Amanda gradually sobered up from the frenzy of soundproofing, only to find that her boyfriend's face was pale.
"Cafe sells alcohol?" Lao Qin took out a tissue to wipe her sweat.
"There's not just coffee here," the girl rubbed her cheek against her like a cat, "and some of the students are of legally permitted drinking age, and the bartender checks their driver's licenses." β
The tissue quickly became wet, and he pulled out another one to wipe it, and stopped talking.
When he was messing around in his last life, he often went to bars and discotheques, what drugs, picking up corpses, and using force, there are countless dark legends, and he doesn't think it's a good place in his heart.
But thinking about his girlfriend's undisguised happiness on the phone, and the excitement of sweating and still writhing wantonly when he saw her, he felt that he couldn't say anything to stop her.
After all, Amanda is only nineteen years old, which is the age of youth and liveliness.
"Honey, don't you like it here?" the girl had to hold her boyfriend's hand, and the tissue was always rubbing back and forth on her forehead, and her skin would wear out if she didn't stop it.
"Well, it's too noisy. "He said yes.
"Then ......" she looked at the door inlaid with natural stones, bit her lip, hesitated slightly, and said with reluctance and firmness: "Then I won't come in the future." β
It is the most difficult to accept the grace of beauty.
Love is mutual tolerance, not unilateral bondage, Lao Qin doesn't want to turn her into a canary in a cage, the brave and generous girl when she first met is her true appearance.
"Baby, I don't want to limit your freedom. β
He took the girl's hand and rubbed it: "It's just that there will inevitably be some bad things here, and you are so charming...... So, remember to call me if you want to come. β
The four eyes are facing each other, there are surprises, and there are also touches, and the sight is like a magnet to attract each other closer and closer, and finally melt in one place, like glue and paint, and I can't wait to grow together.
For a long time, the lips parted.
"Shall we go in?" Amanda was encouraged.
"Let's go!"
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YouTube, known as YouTube in China, is one of the world's largest video-sharing sites.
Because it is big, the people who take the initiative to share it are like mountains and seas, and the video of Lao Qin beating the long-armed gorilla did not make much waves, but it became popular on the campus of the University of Southern California.
The most important thing in the Academy of Film and Television Arts is editing talents, and soon, a video with clear picture quality, soundtrack and commentary was put to the top, and the number of clicks and replies increased.
"Cool!
"Who's being beaten? Basketball team? He's so tall. γ
"That's Kassel Nabil, a basketball player at the Academy of Cinematic Arts, a scumbag. γ
"Yes, sneak attack, sneak attack, sneak attack, won't he be anything else?"
"He'll be beaten, haha, I gotta say, it's nice to see him knocked out. γ
"I was there, and I was close to the ring, and I heard Nabil when he was finally hit, oh my God, it was horrible! γ
"Then you're decided, the infirmary's examination is a mild concussion. γ
"How is that possible? I'm here too, and I can hear it clearly!"
"Who is that Asian boy, do you know him?"
"You should look at it from the beginning, "Werewolf" Kane introduced, his name is Qin, a native of Huaxia. γ
"Oh, oh, oh! This guy's girlfriend is so sexy, no wonder Cassel gets beaten. γ
The beauty appeared, and the topic was quickly crooked. Not long after, another post was picked up high, titled "The New Sexy Goddess of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts".
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Chinese.
Jiang Yuzhu played with the lost and recovered phone, where there were five unread messages.
Lao Jiang still gave in, there was no way, Counselor Qi's phone was all on his mobile phone, and he would not return it to his daughter, in case a diplomat at the level of a deputy director reported that someone was illegally detained......
"Zhuzhu, has it landed?" .dzshuo.
"Zhuzhu, has it landed?"
"Tell me when you wake up. γ
"Don't be too sad, your body matters. γ
"Why did you turn it off?
After reading them one by one, there seems to be a hot current in the girl's heart, her mother is gone, but there is still Aunt Qi who cares about herself-just, why didn't he send me a message?
In a daze, the phone rang.
The girl glanced at the call, her fingers wandering from side to side, and finally chose to hang up. Her vocal cords had recovered, but she wanted to speak her first voice to him.
"Aunt Qi, it's me. γ
"Password!" The counselor didn't trust Lao Jiang.
"Fungus mixed with vegetable cores?" she replied with a smile.
"And!"
"Dumplings?"
"And!"
"Uncle Qin?" she was happier as she remembered the cheap relative she recognized.
"How many pounds are you?"
Jiang Yuzhu pouted and typed hatefully: "He said, I will be at most eighty pounds!"
On the other side of the ocean, Qi's mother frowned, she regretted it as soon as the message was sent, she didn't want her goddaughter to think of that person again, but she couldn't get around him, so she simply changed the topic.
"Isn't your throat good yet?"
"Hmm. The lying girl stuck out her tongue.
......
"Aunt Qi, he didn't send me a message. γ
The counselor had a headache, and the more he didn't want to mention it, the more he mentioned it, and the three sentences and two sentences came back again, but Xiao Qin was not bad, and he didn't continue to entangle. It's just, what's the going on? I accidentally have to cry again with tears in my eyes.
After all, she is a diplomat, and she is distressed, and she is not lacking in the decisions she should have.
"Zhu Zhu, you were saved by him, and you ...... , you are still young, and he is the same age, it is inevitable that you can't distinguish between liking and repaying your kindness, and it is good for you and him to be separated for a period of time and let each other calm down. γ
After thinking about it, Qi's mother was ruthless, and said:
"Don't send a message to Xiao Qin, don't forget, he has a girlfriend, and it will make him embarrassed to contact him. If Xiao Qin had you in his heart, he would definitely take the initiative to contact him. γ
After a long time, there was no reply, and the counselor let out a long sigh.
It is said that it is better to demolish ten temples than destroy a single family, but Xiao Qin already has a girlfriend, and the background is really not clean, she doesn't want a girl like her daughter to be hurt emotionally or even put her life in danger.
At the other end, the tear bag did not shed any more tears.
She was very stubborn, and said in front of her mother's grave that if he wanted it, she would give it, and if he didn't want it, she would wait.
It's just inevitable that he will be upset, and inadvertently, the finger that slid randomly made the ghost almost click on the Douyin icon, and the next second, Jiang Yuzhu's eyes widened and his mouth opened slightly.
......
"Fighting again!"
She turned a blind eye to the kiss of "Zhenggong Niangniang" at the end of the video, and clicked on the comments, and was happy when she saw good words.
After thinking about it, Jiang Yuzhu turned on the computer and found the website of the University of Southern California over the mountains, and sure enough, the person's video was high at the top, but it was followed by the article "The New Sexy Goddess of the Academy of Film Arts".
She still ignored it and clicked on his video by herself.
The wonderful clip is in hand, the soundtrack commentary is complete, the girl opens a certain treasure and enters the two big words "water army" - no matter how poisonous the keyboard man's mouth is, it is more poisonous than a professional water army?
"Your dream, I'll help you realize it in a small step. γ
The girl smiled with crooked eyebrows, millions of dollars, she only kept the ticket money for the outgoing trip, but the other side was startled, discussed and analyzed for a long time, and only dared to take the order after confirming that it was not a big pit.
Within an hour, the video edited by the master of the Academy of Film Arts appeared on major portals and mobile apps, and the number of hits continued to rise.
850,000, don't even think about buying hot searches, but it is more than enough to expand the scope of publicity.
What's more, there is also tap water that has been driven! Dahua netizens do not have the habit of reprinting without the consent of the publisher, and Jiang Yuzhu himself picked it up from the website of the University of Southern California.
"Chinese Martial Arts Beat Foreign Heroes"
"Chinese boys practice Wing Chun hard, and are expected to continue to write the legend of Ip Man"
"Two men, unexpectedly ...... in full view of everyone"
"It's over! How can I explain that Chinese people don't know kung fu?"
"@θεΎ, dare to challenge?!"
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The water army has its own tasks, and the titles are more thrilling than the other, some directly narrate the facts, some touch the porcelain to rub the heat, and of course, there are all kinds of evil title parties.
The goal is one: to increase click-through rates.
They don't care if it's true or not, they receive the list from the hands of the family, they don't need to be instructed where to send it, they just swipe it in a few clicks, the number of clicks is enough for a screenshot, and the money for the meal is there!
If Lao Qin's compatriots returned to China and finally uploaded it after several reluctances were just a speck of dust, then the video that was smashed with a lot of money and beautifully edited is a stone.
Although the sound is small, the water waves are long.
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"Senior brother, senior brother!" In Foshan Wing Chun Hall, Liang Xing, who was instructing the introductory disciples, frowned, and said unhappily: "Shouting and screaming, stay at the foot of the wall, and think ten times!"
"No," the man came with a tiger's head and a short stature: "Senior brother, you take a look at this first!"
"Let you welcome guests, you sneak through Douyin?" Liang Xing was even more angry, and snatched his mobile phone: "Twenty times!
When the disciples heard this, their complexion changed, but they were also full of envy.
The short and sturdy guy is nicknamed Potato, and he is not ranked among the senior brothers, but he is a serious disciple, don't look at the punishment ruthlessly, the beating is not light, and everyone sees the speed of progress.
"Potato, you steal my phone again!" Senior Brother Liang didn't pay attention to it, and when he looked down again, he realized that it was his own millet, and his teeth were itching, and he was helpless against his junior brother.
The little potatoes don't know how to grow, they are born with rough skin and thick meat, and they look at you with a smile when they are beaten lightly, and they look at you with a smile.
Just ignore this fool!
A few seconds later, the soundtrack came out, and the classic victory made all the disciples distracted, and they had the courage to glance at each other, and seeing that the senior brother was not angry, they leaned closer and stood on tiptoe to take a look.
Liang Xing raised his head violently, and everyone suddenly scattered as birds and beasts, pretending to pose.
"All of them, put away your fists!" he ordered angrily, "Don't you want to see it?"
No matter how fierce his mouth is, he can't hide the excitement between his eyebrows and eyes, and after more than ten years of grievance, someone finally stands up to correct the name of Wing Chun! No matter who that kid is, he just wants to shout good!
Turn on the TV and cast the screen on your phone.
The video is very short, including him, no one can understand English, but fortunately, Jiang Yuzhu is thoughtfully accompanied by Chinese subtitles, accompanied by soundtrack and multi-angle wonderful editing, which is addictive.
"Senior brother, let it go again. Suddenly, someone spoke.
Liang Xingzheng had this intention, and just wanted to click on the replay, but suddenly raised his head again, and said angrily: "Potato! Twenty times the little idea is over? Go back to the wall and continue to practice! When is the practice finished, when will you watch it!"
The short little junior brother didn't argue, and obediently ran back to his exclusive wall.
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