Chapter 9: The Miserable Life of Si Ming

Because Yu Linglong had something to do on the way, Chaoyang took Su Yan and carried Emperor Jingyue back to the flower world temporarily.

Chaoyang's heart is a little worried, this person was carried back, but in the end she got someone, as for the heart, she didn't have much confidence at all, which made Chaoyang sad.

She walked around the room worriedly, making Su Yan who was sitting next to her dizzy.

"Chaoyang, sit down and have a cup of tea first, the top of your head is about to smoke!"

"How can I not be in a hurry, is it possible that when he wakes up, I will be tied into the cave room?"

"It's okay to tie it up, anyway, the person is in your hands now, what are you afraid of?"

Chaoyang was speechless, her face really hadn't been cultivated yet, let her be a big girl with yellow flowers to force a man, she couldn't do this!

"Don't say anything cool, if you do this again, I don't mind sending you back. ”

Su Yan knew that he couldn't add fuel to the fire anymore, "Since you are so uncomfortable, why don't you just smash your brain and make him lose his memory?"

"Can you still be in the Black Heart?"

"Hehe, this is my fault for being black-hearted, if you have a better way, why do you come to me?"

Chaoyang knows that he is at a loss, and this attention is indeed not bad, but just doing this, if Jing Yue thinks about it one day, how should she deal with herself?

Su Yan saw her embarrassed, and said casually, "The marriage has been robbed, do you still need to care about this?"

"Even if he forgets, he is still an immortal, and the fastest thing in this fairy world is gossip anecdotes!"

"It's not simple, I directly sealed the immortal law, and if I threw it into the mortal world, wouldn't it be over?"

Chaoyang looked at Su Yan in horror, it turned out that her understanding of him could really only be described as shallow, he was a black-hearted master!

After Yu Linglong separated from these two, she went to the Si Ming Mansion.

Si Ming is actually a position in the heavenly realm, and it is rumored that after the Great War of the Gods, the new gods of the heavenly realm have been sealed for the first time, and there is no suitable candidate for this errand in charge of the number of mortal lives, and the heavenly monarch is not less worried about this matter.

It's not mainly because there really isn't a really suitable candidate, it's just that the position itself is a busy errand, and these newly promoted immortals also need to cultivate, and no one wants to waste extra time doing things.

Coincidentally, there is a storyteller in the mortal world who accidentally ate the fairy grass and cultivated it for 200 years before he achieved the position of the lower immortal.

After entering the heavenly realm, the past is broken, so everyone is commensurate with the command.

Si Ming itself is a chore, but it is also a fat poor, just ask which immortal monarch dares to say that he will not go down to the mortal tribulation.

Therefore, Si Ming is an existence that many immortal monarchs are unwilling to offend.

Today coincides with the wedding of Emperor Jingyue, Si Ming also finished the work in hand early, he himself has no friendship with Emperor Jingyue, and it is rare to steal half a day of leisure, no, he leisurely holds the wine glass, admiring the marriage tree he just robbed from the Yuelao Palace.

"Si Ming is Yaxing today?"

Si Ming was shocked in his heart, his hands couldn't help shaking, he really wanted to escape...... This is so good, what kind of wind blew this plague god here?

"On... God!"

"Si Ming, don't you invite the gods to drink?"

"It's... Be... Yes, you should drink some!"

Si Ming carefully invited Yu Linglong into the hall, and took out the monkey wine that he had treasured for thousands of years.

This wine was obtained by chance from a group of spirit monkeys when he was a mortal in the mortal world, there are only three altars in total, and now there is only one altar left, and he is reluctant to drink it, can he not be heartbroken?

Moreover, the art of winemaking has long been lost, and there is no such thing in the world.

Since he became the commander, plus this time, he has only come three times in total, and each time he stared at his few jars of wine, and now he can't even keep the last jar, his heart is dripping blood, this plague god!

"Si Ming doesn't seem to welcome the gods very much?" Yu Linglong stared at Si Ming's extremely distressed look, and the evil taste in her heart was even stronger, but her face was unfazed.

Teasing Si Ming, this is also one of his few bad tastes. He likes to see Si Ming look like he wants to kill her but will never be able to kill her, for some reason, she just feels comfortable.

Si Ming had a bitter word in his heart, he didn't understand, how did he offend this plague god for thousands of years?

"Don't dare, don't dare..."

Yu Linglong took a sip of wine and said calmly, "The god wants to know the fate of the prince of Donglin Kingdom!"

Si Ming is going to cry when he is uncomfortable, isn't your old man just for a mortal, send someone to say, the small one will be done properly for you, why do you have to come to rub Xiaoxian's wine in person?

"Don't worry, you've got it done!" he wished he had let the plague god leave!

"Do you really understand what the gods mean?" Yu Linglong raised an eyebrow.

He really doesn't seem to know! It's a shame!

"Please also ask the gods to make it clear!"

Yu Linglong drank all the wine in her hand, got up and walked out and said, "He is the apprentice of the god of Benshang!"

After Yu Linglong left, Si Ming's heart was finally put back in his stomach, and it was not a big deal, otherwise he would really not be able to give an account to the Heavenly Monarch.

It's just a bit of effort, and the most affected one must be the plague god, who tampered with the lives of mortals without permission, and it will definitely be uncomfortable when he crosses the catastrophe in the future!

Although it is said that there is no need to go through calamities to achieve the position of gods, every 10,000 years must go through tribulations, and the calamities of the calendar are also very different.

Although this plague god has lived for millions of years and has experienced countless calamities, it is the first time that he has tampered with the lives of mortals without permission, and he may be at risk of feathering in the future.

He didn't have any preparations when he wanted to report this matter to the Heavenly Monarch and prepare early, so as not to cause chaos in the Three Realms.

"Little life, what do you want, think so distracted?" said ruffianly, dressed in red, with evil on his handsome face.

Si Ming came back to his senses, frowned, and gritted his teeth, "Can you change your name?"

The man in red walked to the side, lifted the wine jar on the table, poured a sip, and said angrily, "She's here again?"

Si Si ordered to quickly snatch the wine jar from the man in red, and carefully put it into the Qiankun bag, "Aren't you the same?"

"Oh, can I be the same? That king and eight calves have lived millions of years at a loss, and even robbed the things of juniors! An old demon ......."

Si Ming was so frightened that he directly stretched out his hand to block the mouth of the man in red, "It's just a matter of saying this to me here, if you go out and say it, the Heavenly Monarch won't be able to protect you!"

The man in red didn't care, he looked at Si Ming who was close at hand with evil eyes, and stretched out his tongue to lick his fingers.

Si Ming's face instantly turned red, and he quickly withdrew his hand, "Don't make trouble!"

"I don't know who wrote the script in the first place, and actually arranged me and Meng Po in the underworld?"

"Ahem" Si Ming pretended to be calm and coughed, "People Meng Po arbitrarily judged people's fate in their previous lives, and you are a month old and you are a continuation of your fate, such a good script, how can it not be written?"

"Little life, if I really go to find that Meng Po to come to the field, what should you do?"

Si Ming's face darkened, "You dare?"

"If you are arranging a scene between me and that Meng Po, do you think I dare? You go to the mortal world to listen, who doesn't know that Yue Lao and Meng Po once had a shocking story of crying ghosts and gods!"

Si Ming had no choice but to put down his face and laugh with him: "It's mine, it's not!"

"Bang!" a loud bang pulled the two out of their bickering state.

"Who? Which prince dares to spread wild in front of Si Mingmen?" the hot-tempered Yue Lao scolded as soon as he opened his mouth.

Si Ming seemed very calm, he had just walked to find fault, and he didn't feel much surprised that there would be another one this time, after all, there were more lice, so he was not afraid of itching!

"Si Ming, get out of here for the deity!"

Yue Lao took the lead in running out, glaring at the man in Xuanyi in front of him angrily, "You big devil don't stay in the demon world, why do you come to my fairy world?"

"Hehe, I don't know what you're doing when you always run to a place where you write a script?"

"What's your business?"

Si Ming knew Yue Lao's temper, pulled his clothes, and hurriedly said: "I don't know if the Demon Venerable is coming, I will miss the distance, but why does the Demon Venerable want to destroy the stone statue in front of my palace?

"Hmph, this is all settled, if you don't write the fate of Su Yan in the east of the country more tragic, the deity has lifted your palace"

Si Ming realized that this was a fight between two gods, which affected him, a little shrimp, if he had this strength, he really wanted to press these two old monsters at the bottom of the Lechuan River!

"Demon Venerable, I'm afraid this is a little difficult for Xiao Xian, not long ago, Linglong God ordered Xiao Xian to change Su Yan's fate book, it's really ....."

After hearing this, Yin Fan's face changed, and he said viciously to Si Ming, "In the next hundred years, you will stay in this Si Ming Palace, if you let the deity know that you go out, the deity will see you once, fight once, and the Heavenly Monarch will not work!"

Si Ming was calm, but the old man didn't follow it, "Why are you?"

"You can't beat the deity!" Yin Fan said, pinching the trick and turning to leave.

As soon as Yin Fan left, the entire heavenly realm spread the news of what happened here, and there were a lot of jokes, after all, the existence of the people who were ordered was something they couldn't afford to provoke, but now it's good, this life is not long-sighted, and it provoked the two ancestors.

Si Ming has long been angry, he can't do immortal law, but can he really treat him as a soft persimmon?

This immortal journey is too long, and we will meet after all, at least for the matter of seeking revenge, there is no hurry! He has been a good man in this heavenly realm for thousands of years, and everyone has forgotten that he was a villain when he was a mortal in the mortal world!

He actually didn't understand that it was rumored that Yu Linglong generally didn't like to drink, why every time he came to him, he would always beg for wine, and he couldn't remember what the relationship between him and her was.

"Little life, they are simply too deceitful!" said Yue Lao indignantly.

"You go back first, take advantage of the fact that I need to retreat in these hundred years, and after a hundred years, I can be promoted to immortal. ”

After hearing this, Yue Lao looked at Si Ming with resentment, "Then what should I do?"

Si Ming smiled, stretched out his hand and tapped his nose, and said with a little pampering, "It's just a hundred years, and if you pull a few more red lines, it's over." ”