Chapter 18 Sun Wukong sees through the lies of the real estate agent

Sun Wukong took it, "Okay, half an hour is half an hour." ”

"Well, rest and come, I'll come when I go. The agent continued to nod and stepped back out the door.

Zhu Bajie was stunned the whole time, and it took a long time to come back to his senses and sit next to Sun Wukong.

"Brother Monkey, how do you know that the rent of this house is 3800?" asked Zhu Bajie with a sincere face.

Sun Wukong: "It's written on the introduction of their house." ”

"Is there a house introduction?"

Sun Wukong: "That agency, the house information photo wall you saw when you went in, there was a price written on it. ”

"......" Zhu Bajie was speechless, he knew what the house photo wall that Sun Wukong was talking about was, that is, as soon as they entered, there was a wall behind the front desk that was specially pasted with two-inch photos of the houses to be rented.

It's dense, and he's going to have a dense phobia when he sees it.

At that time, the two of them consulted at the front desk, and did not approach the photo wall to take a closer look, not to mention that the photo was only two inches in size, and the price was written on it, no matter how good his eyesight was, he couldn't see it clearly.

"Don't look at me with the way you look at idols. Sun Wukong drank his drink.

Zhu Bajie looked adoring, "Brother Monkey, you are really my idol." ”

Sun Wukong: "Get out." ”

Zhu Bajie said again: "No wonder the old man will choose the four of us master and apprentice." ”

Monkey King: "......"

Sun Wukong has recently had the habit of taking a nap, so he took advantage of this waiting time to squint for a while.

Zhu Bajie was even more sleepy, seeing that Sun Wukong was squinting there, he was even more about to sleep, leaning his head on the sofa, and began to fall asleep as soon as his eyes were closed.

Sun Wukong just felt a little sleepy, and was noisy by Zhu Bajie's snoring.

He reluctantly "tsk" a few times, he really wanted to take a rag to plug Zhu Bajie's mouth, don't look at him now, but his snoring ability is still with the pig meeting.

The agent was in a hurry that his ass was about to smoke, and when half an hour came, he pushed open the door on time, and was so short of breath that he was half-bent over, with one hand on his knee and the other holding the folder. "Beauty, beauty, the contract is coming. ”

Sun Wukong raised his foot and kicked Zhu Bajie.

Zhu Bajie sat up with a sharp carp, saliva on his chin, and looked left and right, "Mmmm, is it a meal?"

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes angrily, "My dear, you're sleeping, hurry up, the intermediary is here." ”

Sun Wukong immediately drove away Zhu Bajie's sleeping god with a dear word.

Zhu Bajie was instantly sober, raised his sleeve and wiped the saliva from his chin, "Alas, okay." ”

The intermediary looked disgusted in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it clearly, holding two thick contracts in both hands and handing them to Sun Wukong, "Beauty, please take a look." ”

Sun Wukong took it and glanced at it a few times, then directly took the pen handed over by the intermediary, and signed the name of Party B on the last page of the two contracts: Mole Wu Niang.

Zhu Bajie wanted to stop it, and hurriedly said: "Oh, dear, why don't you sign your name without reading it carefully, if this guy cheats us again, won't we lose all the bottoms we have to lose?"

Sun Wukong looked at the intermediary and snorted coldly, "He doesn't dare, if he dares, let's find someone from the Housing Authority to sue him." ”

The agent reached out to take the contract, and almost dropped the contract to the ground.

He hurriedly grasped the contract, stabilized his mind, put aside the sensitive topic and asked: "Do you have any documents?" We need the tenant to provide a copy of the document before the contract can be completed. ”

Sun Wukong casually pulled out a copy of his ID in his bag and gave it to him.

The intermediary took it and glanced at the portrait on the document with Sun Wukong, well, yes.

Then he carefully looked at the anti-counterfeiting mark of the certificate, which was also true, and then smiled and sandwiched the copy of the document in the contract, took out the cash register and handed it to them.

Sun Wukong glanced at Zhu Bajie.

Zhu Bajie snorted twice, "Wait for me in a while, I'll go to the bathroom." ”

The agent looked at them inexplicably, "Didn't you pay?

Sun Wukong stared at him with a smile, "This person has three urgencies, my dear wants to go to the toilet, is it possible that you still won't let him go?"

"No, no, no, you can go, you can go. The agent always felt that his smile was a little eerie.

Zhu Bajie rubbed in the bathroom for almost 10 minutes before he came out reluctantly.

I saw him walk up to Sun Wukong and stuff the 3800 he was holding in his hand into Sun Wukong's hand, "Na, 3800 is here." ”

Sun Wukong looked disgusted, and quickly stuffed 3800 into the intermediary's hand, "We don't swipe the card, pay cash, you count and see right?"

"Okay. The intermediary turned his hand and stuffed the credit card machine behind him, then took out a money detector, put the 3800 on it, and after a look, he looked at the amount of money, and then put the money back behind him.

Zhu Bajie looked behind him with some curiosity, but didn't find anything, and asked puzzledly: "Mr. Intermediary, where did you put this thing?"

The agent smiled and pulled out a small handbag from his back pocket, "I have a storage bag here that can hold a lot of things." ”

Zhu Bajie stretched out his hand and wanted to pull it to see, but the intermediary hurriedly stuffed the storage bag back into his pocket in fright, "I'm sorry, this customer, our storage bag is not for outsiders to see." ”

Zhu Bajie looked regretful, "Then where do you sell this storage bag? I have a lot of things, and I want to buy one to pack." ”

The intermediary reached out and touched his pocket for a while, took out a business card, and handed it to Zhu Bajie, "This is the business card that sells storage bags, with the store address and contact number on it, just two streets away from this community on the commercial street, if you are interested, go over and see it yourself." ”

Zhu Bajie took the business card, studied the front and back, and thanked the intermediary.

The intermediary stamped the contract, took out one of them and handed it to Sun Wukong, and left the key and password of the house before leaving.

Sun Wukong walked to the gate with the key, changed the password, and then said to Zhu Bajie: "Let's go, we have to go to the housekeeping company to sign the contract." ”

Zhu Bajie: "Then we still sign the hourly system?"

Sun Wukong: "Sign for regular cleaning." ”

Zhu Bajie was surprised: "Why?"

Sun Wukong: "That old snail is very vigilant, if she only signs an hourly job, she will not be fooled." ”

Zhu Bajie couldn't understand, "We're looking for a snail girl, what's the matter with the old mother of the snail?—— no, Brother Monkey, you are suspicious ......"

"Shut up, okay?" Sun Wukong stared at him coldly.

Zhu Bajie gritted his teeth, and his face was excited to discover some earth-shattering secret.