"Don't be kidding, young man, my leg is probably broken, and I can't stand up...... You help me, help me......"

The old man's face was pained.

Xu Tian got up, stepped forward unhurriedly, and said, "The leg is broken, right?"

"Hmm. Yes. It hurts ......," the old man said, snorting pretending to do so.

Xu Tian smiled.

Then he turned into an afterimage, and at a speed that could not be seen by the naked eye, he bent down and pulled out the wallet that was exposed in the corner of the old man's pocket, turned around and threw it lightly, as if he had not made any movement at all, and seemed to have been standing there.

Under the vigorous action of ordinary people, the brown wallet crossed a graceful parabola in mid-air, and quickly melted into the night......

"You! your grandma's ......"

The old man changed color, and then ......

Xu Tian, who thought that the old man would get up with a bone, and then walked like a fly, was surprised.

The old man actually floated directly and flew out chasing his wallet!

Xu Tian looked at this scene in surprise and couldn't help but smack his tongue.

Newton's coffin board, I'm afraid it can't be suppressed......

"Dare to love that this old man is a mutant?"

If this old man is really a mutant, I'm afraid he is also the most unproductive.

You don't want to learn Superman to save the world, and you actually come to the slums to touch porcelain?

After a while, the old man picked up his wallet and flew back, floating above Xu Tian's head, looking at him with a cold face.

"Little brute, who are you from?"

Xu Tian: "I am the successor of socialism. ”

Old man: "???"

At this moment, the old man felt an unprecedented humiliation, and blackened green tendons suddenly appeared on his face, and then black gas began to emerge on the top of his head, and the whites of his eyes seemed to be soaked in black ink, completely turning black, and a cold killing intent diffused.

Xu Tian's hair and clothes were blown by the yin wind that swept over the old man's body, and he was also shocked......! What's the smoke coming out of your head?"

If he is asked to do this, he may not be able to do it.

Old man: "???"

Lao Tzu is doing gong! Do you understand!?

The old man was so angry that he was about to explode, and let out a long howl, and said, "Forget it! It's useless to tell you! You're going to be a dead man anyway!"

A cold light flashed in Xu Tian's eyes.

This is...... Want to kill someone?

Isn't it a little too crazy, though?

You can go to heaven, of course, it is very hanging.

But I'm not a bully......

And at the moment when the aura in his body was about to erupt, a low shout suddenly came from the depths of the silent alley:

"The target is on the move!"

Immediately after, a blue thunderbolt shot out and hit the old man in mid-air.

"Ahh

The old man screamed on the spot, and his form was Gaussian blurred, and he fell weakly from mid-air and fell to his knees.

Immediately afterwards, three men and two women came out from all directions, wearing black trench coats, with cool shapes and extremely stylish, surrounding the old man.

The old man looked at these people with a hideous face: "Who are you?"

"We?"

Out of the darkness came a figure also wearing a black trench coat, very pretending to be authentic.

"We ...... It's justice in the new era!"

Good lines for secondary two...... Xu Tian looked at the head of the black trench coat and suddenly blinked.

Hey, isn't this the guy who was touched just now?

When passing by Xu Tian on the side, the head of the black trench coat smiled at Xu Tian friendly: "Hello." ”

"It's you!?"

Of course, the old man recognized the unscrupulous young man.

Fuck it, it's not enough for you to kick me, you have to arrest me!?

Have you ever seen a porcelain and still lose money?

The head of the black trench coat looked at the old man and said: "It's really hard to find a place to step on the iron shoes, it doesn't take any effort to get it, you are really the culprit of this recent serial disappearance, come, detain him!"

With his command, a fist-sized red orb with exquisite runes engraved on it appeared in the hand of a female black trench coat and was thrown in front of the old man.

The next moment, the blue light in the red sphere was released, and the old man who was caught off guard was actually sucked into it.

The female gray and white uniform stepped forward to put away the red ball.

Xu Tian was more curious, when they put the old man out again, would they throw the ball away and shout a spell: "Go, Pikachu"?

After subduing the old man, the head of the black trench coat turned his head to look at Xu Tian again: "This time it's really thanks to this little brother, we were still discussing how to find out the evidence of his demon, but I didn't expect you to directly lead him to show his original form, amazing." ”

He said it from the bottom of his heart.

In the process of fishing and law enforcement, he couldn't let the old man show his feet with his foot.

But I don't know what this boy who looks like he is only sixteen or seventeen years old has done, and he can actually force the old man to heaven......

The most important thing is that the old man just now actually showed that he wanted to kill.

The perfect murder scene, you have a wood, you have it, and you can even save the effort of finding evidence.

Xu Tian touched his nose and said modestly: "It's also a mistake." ”

"If it weren't for you this time, we wouldn't have been able to close the net so quickly. Well, you are a resident of this community, remember during this time, don't go out when it's dark, it's not safe. ”

The head of the black trench coat stretched out his hand to Xu Tian, "No matter what, thank you very much." ”

......

Xu Tian returned home, took the key in his pocket and unlocked the door, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw a child sitting in front of the computer playing games.

The picture inside is very familiar, and what makes Xu Tian cry and laugh is that there is actually a League of Legends in this world.

Hearing the movement of opening the door, Lin Xiaochun didn't look back and said, "Brother, I'm back." ”

Xu Tian changed into slippers, walked into the living room of less than thirty square meters, looked left and right, and said, "Where is your sister?"

Lin Xiaochun was still concentrating on playing the game, and he didn't look back, but just took the time to hand him a note: "Before our sister leaves, let me give this to you." ”

Xu Tian took the note:

"Dear brother, I eloped with Xiao Ming today. Xiao Ming is a very individual person, with all kinds of tattoos on his body, only 51 years old, not old, right? I will immigrate to Africa with him, of course, not only me and him, Xiao Ming has a few other women, but I don't mind. We should have a lot of children. In this process, it is hoped that medical technology can make great progress and cure Xiao Ming's AIDS, syphilis, and gonorrhea. ”

Before Xu Tian could collapse, he saw a sentence at the bottom: "Unfinished, please look at the back." ”

The back reads:

"Brother, what that page says isn't true. The truth is that I am at the home of my classmates in the next unit, and this time I scored 0 points in English in the monthly test, and my ranking fell from the first in the whole grade to the fifty-third, and the reason why I wrote this letter is to tell you that there are worse things in the world than failing the test. You call me now and tell me that I can go home safely. - Lin Bingbing"

Xu Tian: "......"

This sister is also a ruthless person...... Where did you learn this?

Then Xu Tian specially ran to the next unit building and personally picked up Lin Bingbing from his classmates. Now that it's dark, the world is dangerous, and walking alone at night is treated as a supper and tooth sacrifice.

Lin Bingbing is a proper beauty embryo, and when she saw this little girl with ponytails for the first time, Xu Tian was even amazed for a moment.

Her skin is white and tender, like puffed powder, and her peach blossom eyes are even more watery, as if she can speak, just staring at you can make your heart pound.

This time in the world of reincarnation, there is such an eye-catching sister...... Good.

"I don't know what's going on, that day before the test paper was issued, I suddenly had a headache and fainted, and when I woke up, I was already in the hospital, but the doctor said that I was very healthy and not sick at all. ”

Hearing his sister say the reason for the 0 score in the English test, Xu Tian didn't think so at first, but just pretended to be Ernie sauce and asked a few warm words, seeing that the brother and sister didn't see anything unusual, they went to sleep with confidence.