Chapter 221: Peak Master, Big Thing Isn't Right!
"By the way, you're going to have to have some disguise. The little celestial smiled, "Come, I have a disciple's clothes for the Law Enforcement Hall here, you put it on, and you can also bring this wig." ”
"There is also a secret passage in my house, which can bypass the three elders squatting outside the door and lead to the back mountain five hundred meters away. ”
"Put on makeup for me again...... Well, it doesn't seem to be necessary, and I don't think anyone else can recognize me now. Xiao Tianren pointed to his handsome face with a blue nose and swollen face like a pig's head that was beaten, and was very proud.
Xiao Tianren immediately said: "In this case, even if someone sees you tying me up, they will only think that it is a disciple of the Law Enforcement Hall who caught a traitor to the sect, and it will not arouse suspicion at all." ”
Zhang Feng: "......"
Zhang Feng suddenly felt.
This little genius is a kidnapper......
Is this so well planned? I'm kidnapping you! What are you doing here to give me some advice?
When Zhang Feng hesitated, Xiao Tianren continued to pat his head.
"By the way, I still have some Bao Dan and Spirit Grass Spirit Stones that I found on weekdays in my house, you can also take them together, be careful. The little celestial man looked generous.
Zhang Feng was silent for a long time, rubbing his hands a little shyly: "...... It's not good. ”
To tell the truth, according to Zhang Feng's insatiable character, of course he wants it.
But looking at the sturdy little celestial who was desperately thinking about himself and tying himself up at this time, Zhang Feng felt a little guilty for a while, and he was embarrassed to do it.
People are cooperating like this, and they are robbing other people's things, is this still what people do?
However, Zhang Feng refused, but Xiao Tianren looked at Zhang Feng seriously and sincerely persuaded: "Why is it bad? You kidnapped me!"
"If a kidnapper only kidnaps people but is not greedy for money, then what kind of kidnapper is he!"
"Besides, we also have an old saying in the cultivation realm. Xiao Tianren took a deep breath and said seriously: "It's all here." ”
Zhang Feng couldn't refute it for a while.
He has a point.
"That's it, then I'll take it. Zhang Feng's face was complicated: "After all, it's all here." ”
Zhang Feng led Xiao Tianren and walked into the house, there was no need to rummage through the boxes and cabinets, Xiao Tianren directly pointed out where those treasures were hidden one by one, and Zhang Feng accepted them without leaking.
Looking at Xiao Tianren, Zhang Feng felt extremely guilty in his heart.
I beat people up and kidnap them.
However, not only did they resent themselves, but they also helped them with advice, and even sent various pills and spirit stones......
On the other side, looking at Zhang Feng, who was full of harvest, Xiao Tianren asked with a happy face: "Is this what it feels like to be robbed?"
Zhang Feng: "......"
Looking at the little celestial who was intoxicated by this wonderful feeling, Zhang Feng felt even more guilty for a while.
For some reason, Zhang Feng felt like he was fooling a fool......
"Okay, can we go?" Zhang Feng turned his head and asked Xiao Tianren.
Zhang Feng's heart is called a complicated one.
As a kidnapper, he now has to ask the victim if he can leave......
Speaking of which, I obviously gave up just now!
It was the little celestial who kidnapped himself!
This kind of existence is terrifying!
kidnapped himself, and asked who else could do it except Xiao Tianren?
I'm afraid that the entire cultivation realm will no longer be able to find a second terrifying person.
Xiao Tianren frowned and thought for a while: "Well, by the way, kidnappers usually have to leave a letter." Ask for something, or tear up the ticket or something. ”
Zhang Feng was stunned: "Huh, don't you need it?"
Zhang Feng really didn't want to tear up the ticket...... It's just to tie a European emperor as a talisman and go to the ancient tomb to open a treasure chest.
After all, everyone is the chief of Wufeng, how can they really tear up the ticket?
I'm just tied up and playing, but I really don't want to extort anything!
Xiao Tianren smiled: "No, no, since you kidnap, you must be professional!"
Zhang Feng's face was complicated: "But I didn't bring any letters, and I can't write them......"
"It's okay, I will!" Xiao Tianren smiled proudly, "Come, polish the ink for me." I'm going to write a blackmail letter to my Master!"
Zhang Feng: "......"
So you've finally admitted that you're a kidnapper?
Do you realize that you have kidnapped yourself now?
It's all about you to leave a blackmail letter for the people of Wanjian Mountain!
In the end, the kidnapper Zhang Feng grinded ink, and the victim Xiao Tianren still wrote a blackmail letter in one go and put it on the table.
Zhang Feng changed into the clothes of the disciples of the Ten Thousand Sword Peak Law Enforcement Hall provided by the little celestial according to what the little celestial said, put on a wig to cover his baldness, combed his hair into an adult, and put on a handsome uniform.
In the end, at the request of the little celestial, he took a cloth ball to plug the little celestial's mouth, and sealed the little celestial's cultivation.
Only then did he come to the mountain behind Wanjian Peak from the secret passage under the satisfied gaze of Xiao Tianren.
To tell the truth, Zhang Feng felt that it was redundant to keep his mouth shut and seal the repair.
In the state of the little celestials, they don't need these things at all...... Even if he didn't care about him, he would definitely be abducted with him......
But Xiao Tianren still says the same thing, be professional!
Zhang Feng also explained that these things are very uncomfortable on his body, and he can't break free when he wants to break free, the rope is sore, numb, and he can't move, and he can't breathe and can't speak with a strip of cloth stuffed in his mouth......
But he never expected that after Xiao Tianren heard this, he became even more excited, and strongly asked Zhang Feng to get a ...... for himself Otherwise, don't want to go out, how can I come and leave when you want to come and go?
Zhang Feng could only listen to the instructions of this dedicated victim, tightened the fairy lock, and forcibly stuffed a cloth ball as big as a fist into Xiao Tianren's mouth, becoming a qualified and professional kidnapper.
Zhang Feng: I wasn't so good, but I was forced by reality...... Can you believe that the victim has started to threaten the kidnappers and abuse him?
Under the wise guidance of this dedicated victim, the kidnapper Zhang Feng took the little celestial man and walked out of Wanjian Peak safely.
Occasionally, a few patrolling disciples saw Zhang Feng, only to see a disciple wearing a law enforcement hall uniform tying a beaten disciple with a blue nose and swollen face with a special rope but still struggling, and a disciple wearing the uniform of the same sect who was stuffed with a strip of cloth and whining and shouting, and immediately bowed respectfully: "Congratulations to Senior Brother for catching the traitor of the sect." ”
I didn't recognize that the beaten man with a blue nose and swollen face was Xiao Tianren.
Zhang Feng: "......"
This is not a planned quiet retreat either......
Walking out of Wanjian Peak, Zhang Feng took out the strip of cloth in the mouth of the little celestial.
Xiao Tianren's face suddenly turned ugly: "What are you doing?"
Zhang Feng: "......"
"Well, I want to be honest with you. Zhang Feng sighed and said guiltily: "You should have seen it in the trial, I am Zhang Feng, and the main reason for kidnapping you this time is ......"
"Heh, don't try to lie to me!" Xiao Tianren sneered, "I discussed with Master, your bald head can never be Zhang Feng!"
"Facing the young master of the Soul Gate during the trial, you and Zhang Feng appeared one after another, but it was just a coincidence! It must have been Zhang Feng who also forged his identity and mixed in, but it was definitely not you!"
"You two can't be the same person!"
"My little celestial is smart and wise, how can you be deceived by this bald head? Besides, how great is Senior Brother Zhang Feng's character, how could he kidnap me like you?"
Zhang Feng: "......"
Okay, you can say whatever you like.
Zhang Feng didn't bother to explain anything more.
At the same time, some doubts in Zhang Feng's heart were also solved...... It's no wonder that the Man of Ten Thousand Swords Mountain didn't connect himself with that ordinary bald head later......
After all, appearance is the biggest evidence.
It's damn handsome, I can't even be honest.
"Okay, are you done, hurry up and stuff it for me when you're done. Xiao Tianren urged impatiently.
Zhang Feng: "......"
And at the same time.
The main peak hall of Wanjian Peak.
The Man of Wanjian Mountain looked at the elders in front of him and said with a smile: "My disciple has been so bored lately, he actually begged to be kidnapped. ”
"But how could anyone kidnap him in the world?"
"Not to mention that the old man protects him heavily, even if the immortals come, they don't want to kidnap the little celestial from Wanjian Peak!"
As soon as these words came out, the elders laughed.
Only one elder had a strange face: "Senior brother, this little genius is unparalleled in popularity, and he has always made his wishes come true......"
"Haha, luck is too mysterious, but it doesn't always work. After all, there is still a degree!" Wanjian Mountain people smiled disapprerovitly, "The old man is so protective, and he has the protection of God, even God will help him kill those with bad intentions." ”
"If someone can really tie him up, the old man will perform a handstand and eat for you on the spot!"
Wanjian Mountain people laughed with extreme confidence.
But at this very moment.
There was a rush of footsteps outside the main hall.
An inner disciple trotted over with a letter in his head sweating, and said in a panic: "Peak master, it's not good for the peak master, the chief has been kidnapped!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone fell silent instantly.
Wanjian Mountain's face was ugly, his whole body trembled, and his eyes were confused: "What is this...... It's a real wish. ”
But then, the people of Wanjian Mountain became violently cultivated, gritted their teeth and roared: "Go and investigate, how did the kidnappers get in! The old man clearly didn't see any suspicious characters appear next to the little celestial mansion!"
"Damn, what kind of means did he use to sneak in, and he actually escaped countless patrol disciples, this person's cultivation must be terrifying!"
The people of Wanjian Mountain kept whispering angrily.
The elder who spoke before was silent for a long time, took off his pants, squatted on the spot, and didn't forget to ask the elder next to him, "Did you bring paper?"
"Get out!" Wanjian Mountain snorted coldly, "When is it time, you still have the heart to make such a joke!"
"I've been taken away by anyone, I'm worried about what happens if the bandits ......."
"Ahh That's right. The elder who spoke before had a calm face, "What are you worried about? Are you worried about the death of the little celestial? Or are you worried that if the robber is killed by the little celestial, we will have to pay the money?"
Wanjian Mountain people were stunned.
His expression suddenly became complicated, and then he exhaled a long breath: "You say that...... It seems that the little celestial is not in any danger at all. ”
"The robber probably didn't have any ill intentions towards Xiao Tianren, so he escaped and died. ”
"God's own son dares to kidnap him, we don't need to do it at all......"
"yes. The elder who spoke before laughed, "So the most critical question now is...... Sect Master, do you want to eat hot or cold, or do you want the old man to give you some fresh food?"
Wanjian Mountain's face was gloomy and he took a deep breath, suppressed the anger in his heart, and changed the topic expressionlessly: "That letter was left by the robber, take it and see, what does the other party want?"
The disciple hurriedly offered it.
The moment Wanjian Mountain people opened it, they were stunned: "This handwriting is so familiar." ”
"Oh, but there was a traitor in the sect who kidnapped the little celestial?" an elder looked nervous.
After carefully distinguishing it, the people of Wanjian Mountain shook their heads with a complicated expression.
This is the handwriting of the little celestials.
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